Incorrect quotes part 4
Javert: hold the fuck up!
Les Amis: *hugs Grantaire aka their fuck up*
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Valjean: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Valjean: *turns around and helps Cosette through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Cosette.
Cosette: Okay.
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Combeferre, trying to get Enjolras out of bed: Don't make me get the water bucket.
Enjolras: You wouldn't.
Courfeyrac: *walking past dripping wet* Yes, he would.
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Montparnasse: What if fairies were real?
Jehan: What?
Montparnasse: Faries. What if they were actually real?
Jehan: W-wait...faries aren't r-real?
Montparnasse: Of course they're not-
Jehan: "tearing up*
Montparnasse: HAHAHA TRICKED YOU FARIES ARE REAL JUST KIDDING! Please don't cry I love you
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Bossuet: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Grantaire, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Courfeyrac: ooh can I have some?
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Bossuet: COURFEYRAC DID YOU EAT THE COOKIES I MADE
Courfeyrac: there was cookies?!
Bossuet: yes. And you ate them
Courfeyrac: no I didn't
Bossuet: then where are they?
Joly, walking in: *mouth full* these are some good cookies
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Bahorel: I'm going to bed.
Feuilly: It's noon.
Bahorel: Time isn't real.
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Enjolras: Grantaire, you risked your life to save me!
Grantaire: And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. <3
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Javert: Alright. Time for a new team-building exercise. We're going to put everything we love into this box.
Montparnasse: Can I put Jehan in the box?
Javert: No.
Courfeyrac: Can I put Jehan in the box?
Javert. No.
Grantaire: Can I-
Javert: No one can put Jehan in the box!!
Enjolras: This is a terrible team-building exercise!
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Grantaire: So, you like cats?
Enjolras: Yeah, I do. They're cute.
Grantaire: *slowly pushes a glass of the counter*
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Enjolras: Combeferre, I told you to take out the trash.
Combeferre: Oh, right! Sorry!
Combeferre: Courfeyrac, will you go on a date with me?
Courfeyrac:
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Combeferre: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Courfeyrac: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Combeferre: ...
Combeferre: You mean ring bearER, right?
Courfeyrac: ...
Combeferre: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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Musichetta: Isn't it amazing what friends learn from one another?
Joly: I learn a lot from Grantaire because he makes so many mistakes.
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Grantaire: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Bahorel: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Feuilly: everyone could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS theme song every 25 minutes.
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Grantaire: Whoa, you're being a little-
Combeferre, who hasn't slept in 4 days because he was studying: Truculent? Obstreperous? Recalcitrant?
Grantaire: I was gonna say "cray-cray".
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Courfeyrac: You know you've made it when you see your picture up everywhere you go.
Enjolras: Courfeyrac... Those are our wanted posters.
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Grantaire: The Ocean is a soup.
Combeferre:
Combeferre: Do elaborate.
Grantaire: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Combeferre: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Grantaire: *Tilts head*
Combeferre: The Ocean is a Soup.
Grantaire: The Ocean is a Soup.
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Bossuet: Okay, it's obvious that you're not over this whole "Grantaire, you are incapable of believing, of thinking, of willing, of living, and of dying" thing, yet.
Grantaire: What makes you say that?
Joly: We found you in the park throwing rocks at children.
Grantaire: WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY?!?
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Musichetta: How did you break your leg?
Eponine: Do you see those porch stairs?
Musichetta: Yes.
Eponine: I didn't.
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Grantaire: Hey Apollo? If my apartment burned down would you let me stay with you?
Enjolras: Yes of course I would!
Enjolras: Wait... Grantaire?
Enjolras: Grantaire come back!!!
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Bahorel: We both look very handsome tonight.
Feuilly: You know you could have just said looked good and I would have said "So do you?"
Bahorel: ... I couldn't take that chance.
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Courfeyrac: What's the word for when your hands are bisexual?
Combeferre: Do you mean ambidextrous?
Courfeyrac: I'm in love with you.
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Valjean: so I have this rock, it's very beautiful. Javert gave it to me.
Fantine: I watched him throw it at you
Valjean: he's very sweet.
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