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niharikaaa2 · 10 months
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So I did a thing
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inc0rrectmyths · 11 months
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Other avatars of Vishnu: 💀💣💥⚡🔫🗡
Krishna: 😇🤡💅🌸🎶🎉
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lonelysanatani-5000 · 11 months
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*Yudhisthir Stakes Panchali*
Krishna be like : you little shit head...
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stardustkrishnaverse · 7 months
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krishna: MORE PASSION MORE PASSION MORE ENERGY MORE ENERGY MORE FOOTWORK MORE FOOTWORK
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arjun: 🥹🙏
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h0bg0blin-meat · 3 months
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Arjun: *clenching his fists* Fight me!
Krishna, standing behind him, sudarshan chakra in hand: *mouthes* Do not.
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stxrrynxghts · 5 months
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Arjun: you call yourself soul mate, but where were you when my meme had only 4 likes?
Krishna: making four accounts, bro
Arjun, tearing up: bro-
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Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt. 1
Yudhisthir
Mostly reblogs "Am I The Asshole?" polls and somehow each with a detailed and insightfully correct answer. Most people just look for his reblog and then vote whatever answer he's deemed right. That's how he earned the nickname "Dharmaraja"
Always explains stuff to the asks he gets and does it very politely so. You could ask him about anything and as long as he knows about it, he'll tell you about it.
Women respector since before 5000BC.
Never annoyed by hate comments on himself. Calls the fuck out of them if they disrespect his brothers.
Bheem
Posts photos of foods he likes.
Always posts about what he's cooking.
Gives gym tips to beginners.
Probably has "never stop bulking 💪" in his bio
Definitely makes it his own duty to teach his mutuals how to cook.
Arjun
Crazy good archery skills. Knows it. Shows them off.
(most people just look at his arm muscles flexing though)
Arjun: Madhav! Look at how famous this post about my archery is getting. I don't understand though. All I did was hit a bull's eye.
Krishna, looking at Arjun in that video being completely shirtless and slicked with sweat, brown skin glowing under the sun: *sweats*
Doesn't understand the thirst comments. ("Madhav what does railing mean and why does this person want me to do it to them?" "Uhm, it means they want you to "train" them haha. It's a slang. Haha." "*Replies to comment* sure I'd love to rail you")
Nakul
Sexy and he knows it.
Thirst traps.
Actually works very hard and always helps people, but he's such a troll that people just think he's a unemployed gymrat pretty boy until he attends some big event and people are like "YOU HAVE A JOB??????"
Loves his fans (I just know he'll heart each and every thirst comment go argue with a wall)
Always tagging his twin in the most random posts (most of them are jumpscares)
Sahdev
Does not want to be here
Always duets the videos nakul sends him and screams at the jumpscares ("I do not like this TRICKERY!" "The ball hit the camera Sahdev it wasn't gonna jump out the phone and hit you in the face" "I am BLOCKING YOU")
The fans love his reactions. He doesn't know, he never checks the comments.
Gives in after some time and creates a no-bullshit self help account to help people manage their life and work more efficiently
Krishn
The definition of Hot Mess™
On every platform he's on, which is every platform that exists, this man is Chaos. One post will be "My wife is so beautiful" and then "I miss Arjun" and then "here's three legal ways to loophole out of a lawsuit" and then a motivation post and then a video of a cute baby cow he saw on the sidewalk.
Pranks the fuck out of everyone and everything (his favourite victim is arjun)
Professional roaster. Has online beef with Shakuni. Insults in the most insufferable way possible you canNOT find a way to insult back it's so annoying cuz then he's like 😇🦚
Cute couple reels with Rukmini
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Duryodhan: You know, sometimes it's just nice to be wanted.
Karna: Not by the LAW!
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ssj2hindudude · 14 days
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niharikaaa2 · 2 years
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Hi my name is Shree Krishna Vasudev Keshav Govind murallimanohar and I'm literally Vishnu reincarnate (that’s how I got my name) and I have messy black hair and icy black eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Lord Narayana (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m related to Arjun of the Pandavas but I wish I wasn't because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a Yadav but my teeth are straight and white. I have dark brown skin. I’m also a god, and I rule over dwarka and try to restore dharma to the entire world by divine intervention (I’m an incarnation of Vishnu). I’m a romantic (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear a peacock feather in my crown. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a long yellow dhoti, gold jewellery, blue uttariyo and a peacock feather. I was wearing foundation, black kajal and messy black eye shadow. I was walking outside in Hastinapur. It was raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Adharmis stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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kanhapriya · 10 months
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Whatever this is
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lonelysanatani-5000 · 11 months
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In Heaven
Duryodhan : What can you do for me Mitra?
Karna : I can move mountains,make oceans dry up , annihilate the world and destroy the heavens itself for you.
Duryodhan : Will you punch Bheem for me?..
Karna : umm..ok
Duryodhan: Bheem,your little brother?
Karna : ......
Duryodhan: Who killed me?...
Karna : Definitely
Duryodhan: *cries*
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mooonboy · 1 year
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krshna, probably: 108 names but i just wanna be called yours<3
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mainsamayhoon · 5 months
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Yudhishthir : *does not even look back as his siblings and wife fall to death*
Also Yudhishthir : *refuses heaven because they didn't let his dog in*
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The gods : *reviling themselves informing him that he passed their test*
Yudhishthir(who just wanted a dog) : W H A T
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stardustkrishnaverse · 6 months
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kanhu: i'm going as you for Halloween
arjuna: awww 🥰🥰 hssdkdjsjs wth i don't deserve this stawp-
kanhu: *comes out in a clown costume*
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h0bg0blin-meat · 6 months
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Me: I read Mahabharata for the plot.
The plot:
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