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ssj2hindudude · 15 days
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h0bg0blin-meat · 8 months
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Vishnu: Silence is golden.
Shiva: Duct tape is silver.
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enigma-the-mysterious · 3 months
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"INDIA IS NOT CASTEIST ANYMORE BECAUSE OUR PRIME MINISTER AND PRESIDENT ARE NOT UPPER CASTE!"
So sick of constantly seeing this take. The USA had a black president for 8 years. Did that make racism magically vanish from the country? Just shut the fuck up
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euph0synee · 4 months
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bro oh my god it's so fucking frustrating how everyone even the many hindus themselves have forgotten the actual torture and horrors inflicted on Hindus by the islamic invaders.
like genuinely why? if people's hate towards Israel for what it's doing to Palestine and Jews hate for N*zis Justified then why is Hindu people's hate and dislike for islam gets everyone squirming in their seats?
like Israel deserves hate because they're so cruel and bad !! N*zis deserve hate for what they did to Jews because it was cruel and bad !!
and just like that Mughals deserve hate for the oppression, torture and horrors they inflicted on hindus for more than 500+ years right? RIGHT? wrong because the moment a Hindu or anyone for a matter of fact raises this issue and expresses their dislike they get absolutely teared down to shreds by others as if he has committed the biggest sin. why? why are we not allowed to hate islam and islamic invaders when they had quite literally forcefully entered India, Killed hindu men, kidnapped their wives and r*ped them making them their sex slaves not even leaving a corpse alone and it got so bad that hindu women had to start Jauhar/sati and chose to burn themselves just to be safe from these disgusting pigs, slaughtered cows in front of temples, destroyed hindu temples and idols then stepped on it, forcefully converted the hindus, fed hindus beef forcefully, killed so many you g hindu kings and princes and so much more and this horrendous torture continued till the last reigning mughal emperor.
and after all of this i still see so many muslims cursing hindu gods in the most nasty way possible and saying such disgusting things it makes me shivers and let's not forget about the hindus that are being killed in Pakistan and Kashmir and all of this why? just because hindus started doing exactly what muslims were doing to them? just because they started fighting back?
so tell me why? why is the hatred and dislike of hindus not justified but the hatred of muslims is justified? tell me why even so many hindus are protesting for palestine and standing against Israel but the moment a hindu says anything about islam these same people along with muslims and all start attacking them cancelling them but they go quiet when a muslim does the same thing?
it is a genuine question. i just want to know why do people still defend mughals while throwing the sacrifice and torture hindus had to go through under the bus?
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ms-potato · 7 months
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Vishnu: guys, I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this.
Shiva: *tightening his jatas* Manslaughter it is then.
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krishakamal · 9 months
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𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬
KRISHNA : [carrying all the groceries]
RUKMINI : [reaches hand to help]
KRISHNA : [aggressively moves all bags to one hand to hold Rukmini's hand]
˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ ❀ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ ❀ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ ❀ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ ❀ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ ❀ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ ❀ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ ❀ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。
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janaknandini-singh999 · 7 months
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You see a demon, what do you do?
Shailputri: HAHAA! Joke's on HIM - I'm too deep in the cave of the mountains he will freeze to death if he even enters lol
Brahmacharini: *too busy meditating*
Chandraghanta: cute. but the sound of my dear lil bell is enough to slayyyy him :p
Kushmanda: kill him with kindness :)
Skandamata: but wait, does he have a child? If he's a monster then who takes care of the POOR KID??? CAN I ADOPT-
Katyayani: *opens eyes slowly* *demon instantly gets blasted with her third eye* ummm.. where is he tho?
Kaalratri: SO HE HAS CHOSEN DEATHHH I SHALL EAT HIM UP ARRAH *leaps up and lets out the deadliest war cry*
Mahagauri: I'm literally having a bubble bath rn. If he disturbs me then he won't be able to see the light of day ever again <3
Siddhidatri: *laughs* baby, everything in this universe is just a manifestation of my energy. I just need to take it back thus sucking the lifeforce outta him hehehe
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Arjuna: oh shet you’re literally god holy fuck dude I’m so so sorry for treating u like a friend all this time n not serving you I’m so dumb I’m sorry I’m fuckin sorry please forgive me
Krishna: dawg what are you talking about *grows four arms*
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latent-thoughts · 6 months
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Balram: You follow no rules. You're a loose cannon, Kanha.
Krishna: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but not loose.😏
Arjun: I think he plays by his own rules.
Subhadra: He thinks rules were made to be broken.
Balram: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.🤷‍♂️
Krishna: No, I'm very precise in hitting my targets. Bheem is a loose cannon.
Bheem: *crashes through a door* Who called my name?
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paradisechid800 · 9 months
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@lady-eoeviaerrie
On it!
Scariest things to hear in mythology: "Unfortunately, Loki got bored" "Sadly, Amaterasu was pissed" "Sun Wokung got was feeling ansty sooo..." Kali: Oh my, the music is most exuberant. I might dance. "You left this inanimate object alone for too long sooo we now have a new Yokai" Shiva: You know what? ctrl+alt+delete Parvati: 'Aight, I finna' head out. "Am I beautiful?" Says a random woman with a mask on you just bumped into on the streets.
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sassylassy123 · 10 months
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Bhism: Have you ever broken a bone?
Bheem: Yes.
Bhism: Did it hurt?
Bheem: No.
Bhism: How?
Bheem: It was Dushasan's.
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ssj2hindudude · 7 months
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When the demons keep acting up but it hasn't been nine days:
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h0bg0blin-meat · 6 months
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Me: I read Mahabharata for the plot.
The plot:
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enigma-the-mysterious · 5 months
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Genuine question for the upper caste people in desiblr. Why do you think "caste is in the past"? Everytime I have seen someone confidently proclaiming that caste is a problem of a bygone era it is always a UC. You guys don't live our reality. You guys don't know the first thing about what it is like from our side. So why do you feel comfortable speaking for us? Would you like it if a British person were to proclaim that colonialism wasn't actually so bad? No? Then why is it different for us?
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samissobsessed · 2 months
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"Don't fuck this up!" Mahabharat Edition pt 2.
Pt1.
So yeah. I finally made pt2 of a meme I made long back (probably in October or smthng) as promised. I think this was a lesson that I should not make promises I cant keep.
Special thanks to @rhysaka for reblogging pt1 with ideas of where to put the other characters. Thank you, Rhyska for reminding that I should make a part 2.
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phdguides · 6 months
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The seventh day of Navaratri, dedicated to Maa Kaalratri
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