#mahabharat incorrect

[kanhapriya]

Whatever this is

#how do you claim rights? #kanhaiya #mahabharata #mahabharat memes #mahabharat incorrect #geeta is just krishna calling arjun a whiny little baby for 700 verses #geetagyan #krishnablr #i love krishna so much #arjun is me #help him and me #janmashtami

[stardustkrishnaverse]

krishna: MORE PASSION MORE PASSION MORE ENERGY MORE ENERGY MORE FOOTWORK MORE FOOTWORK

arjun: 🥹🙏

#krishna #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat memes #krishna meme #krishnablr #gopiblr #help #hindu memes #mahabharata #listen ik im not funng #vedis one braincell memes

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Arjun: *clenching his fists* Fight me!

Krishna, standing behind him, sudarshan chakra in hand: *mouthes* Do not.

#ik Krisn would have prolly let the person fight Arjun #cuz Krishna knows Arjun can take him easily #but hey its just my hc #I also wanted to symbolize how Krishna as a god is always there to protect the humans (arjun #ANYWHO #mythology memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect mythology #incorrect mythology quotes #hindu mythology #desiblr #hindublr #krishnablr #krishna #krishna x arjun #lord krishna #arjuna #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat #mahabharata #the mahabharata #hinduism

[stxrrynxghts]

Arjun: you call yourself soul mate, but where were you when my meme had only 4 likes?

Krishna: making four accounts, bro

Arjun, tearing up: bro-

#mahabharat #mahabharata #hindu mythology #arjun #krishna #incorrect mahabharat quotes #saw this on the net somewhere #thought that krishna arjun will look good in this one #i have said before am saying again #not all of these memes are originals #some i just recycled from the net #some are from a quotes generator #but some are made by me #so dont wanna be accused of plagiarizm #thanks for coming to my ted talk

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt. 1

Yudhisthir

Mostly reblogs "Am I The Asshole?" polls and somehow each with a detailed and insightfully correct answer. Most people just look for his reblog and then vote whatever answer he's deemed right. That's how he earned the nickname "Dharmaraja"

Always explains stuff to the asks he gets and does it very politely so. You could ask him about anything and as long as he knows about it, he'll tell you about it.

Women respector since before 5000BC.

Never annoyed by hate comments on himself. Calls the fuck out of them if they disrespect his brothers.

Bheem

Posts photos of foods he likes.

Always posts about what he's cooking.

Gives gym tips to beginners.

Probably has "never stop bulking 💪" in his bio

Definitely makes it his own duty to teach his mutuals how to cook.

Arjun

Crazy good archery skills. Knows it. Shows them off.

(most people just look at his arm muscles flexing though)

Arjun: Madhav! Look at how famous this post about my archery is getting. I don't understand though. All I did was hit a bull's eye.

Krishna, looking at Arjun in that video being completely shirtless and slicked with sweat, brown skin glowing under the sun: *sweats*

Doesn't understand the thirst comments. ("Madhav what does railing mean and why does this person want me to do it to them?" "Uhm, it means they want you to "train" them haha. It's a slang. Haha." "*Replies to comment* sure I'd love to rail you")

Nakul

Sexy and he knows it.

Thirst traps.

Actually works very hard and always helps people, but he's such a troll that people just think he's a unemployed gymrat pretty boy until he attends some big event and people are like "YOU HAVE A JOB??????"

Loves his fans (I just know he'll heart each and every thirst comment go argue with a wall)

Always tagging his twin in the most random posts (most of them are jumpscares)

Sahdev

Does not want to be here

Always duets the videos nakul sends him and screams at the jumpscares ("I do not like this TRICKERY!" "The ball hit the camera Sahdev it wasn't gonna jump out the phone and hit you in the face" "I am BLOCKING YOU")

The fans love his reactions. He doesn't know, he never checks the comments.

Gives in after some time and creates a no-bullshit self help account to help people manage their life and work more efficiently

Krishn

The definition of Hot Mess™

On every platform he's on, which is every platform that exists, this man is Chaos. One post will be "My wife is so beautiful" and then "I miss Arjun" and then "here's three legal ways to loophole out of a lawsuit" and then a motivation post and then a video of a cute baby cow he saw on the sidewalk.

Pranks the fuck out of everyone and everything (his favourite victim is arjun)

Professional roaster. Has online beef with Shakuni. Insults in the most insufferable way possible you canNOT find a way to insult back it's so annoying cuz then he's like 😇🦚

Cute couple reels with Rukmini

#pt 2 on the way stay tuned #mahabharat #mahabharata #star plus mahabharat #starbharat #krishna x arjun #krishna x rukmini #mahabharat memes #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat nakul #nakula #arjuna #sahdeva #yudhisthir #bheem #mahabharat bheem #hindu mythology memes #hindu memes

[incorrectmahabharatquotes]

Duryodhan: You know, sometimes it's just nice to be wanted.

Karna: Not by the LAW!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect mahabharat quotes #hindu mythology #hindu memes #Mahabharata #Mahabharat #duryodhan #duryodhana #karna #I'm tired #mod s is always tired #mod:s

[ssj2hindudude]

#incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat #mahabharata #mahabharat memes #arjuna x draupadi #pandavas #hinduism incorrect quotes #hindu memes #hindu mythology

[niharikaaa2]

So I did a thing

#desiblr #mahabharat #desi tag #desi blog #incorrect mahabharat #mahabharata #starbharat #star plus Mahabharat #star plus #arjuna #arjun #mahabharat memes

[mooonboy]

krshna, probably: 108 names but i just wanna be called yours<3

#you cannot tell me im wrong #i MEAN #has this been done already #i have a very STRONG FEELING THAT IT HAS #are u telling me that no one thot of this #LIKE OMG #i couldn't stop thinking about this since when i came up with this which was this morning btw #shsjjsjs #it's cringe but it's also genius he would be very proud of it #iknow that because i AM #desiblr #desi tag #hindu mythology #krishna #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat #mahabharata #pick up lines #just desi things #desi shit posting #desi tumblr #Krishna memes #hindu myth memes #Krishna incorrect quotes #krishie bb my beloved

[mainsamayhoon]

Yudhishthir : *does not even look back as his siblings and wife fall to death*

Also Yudhishthir : *refuses heaven because they didn't let his dog in*

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The gods : *reviling themselves informing him that he passed their test*

Yudhishthir(who just wanted a dog) : W H A T

#desiblr #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat memes #this part was tragic and funny #the pandavs must had joked that bheem would trade them for food but it was probably yudhishthir who would trade them for anything #he was so done with them

[kanhapriya]

Krishna: Tu karm karta jaa, phall ki Chinta na kar

Me : *does absolutely no karm*

Me : *Also, does chinta 100 times*

Krishna:

#kanhaiya #krishna #desi stuff #kanha #krishna is the best #krishnablr #hindu mythology #mahabharat incorrect #krishna incorrect #kanha posts #gitaquotes

[stardustkrishnaverse]

kanhu: i'm going as you for Halloween

arjuna: awww 🥰🥰 hssdkdjsjs wth i don't deserve this stawp-

kanhu: *comes out in a clown costume*

#krishna #krishnablr #incorrect mahabharat quotes #gopiblr #I MEAN A DUMB LOOKING CLOWN NOT A PSYCHOPATH ONE #or kanhu means that #🤡🤡

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Me: I read Mahabharata for the plot.

The plot:

#When I tell you that these two pairs have me in a chokehold #OH AND MY BOI SHIKHANDI IS INCLUDED AS WELL #mythology memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect mythology #incorrect mythology quotes #hindu mythology #incorrect hindu mythology #incorrect mahabharat quotes #incorrect mahabharata quotes #desiblr #hindublr #hinduism #hindu memes #mahabharat memes #mahabharata memes #the mahabharata #mahabharat #mahabharata #krishna and arjun #krishna x arjun #duryodhan x karna #krishna #lord krishna #krishnablr #arjuna #arjun #duryodhana #karna

[inc0rrectmyths]

Other avatars of Vishnu: 💀💣💥⚡🔫🗡

Krishna: 😇🤡💅🌸🎶🎉

#this was funny in my head #trust me #look at it with my vision #you found it funny? #yes? mwah <3 #no? die :/ #hindu mythology #krishna #incorrect mahabharat #incorrect mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect hindu mythology #hindu myth memes #mythology memes #hindu gods #vishnu #ramayan #mahabharat #desiblr

[stxrrynxghts]

Krishna: *elopes with Rukmini*

Subhadra: *elopes with Arjun*

Balarama: be a big brother, they said. It will be fun, they said.

#mahabharat #mahabharata #arjun #hindu mythology #subhadra #krishna #balarama #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat memes

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt. 3

Pt. 2

Dhritarashtra

Boomer

Does not know what social media is used for

Only social media he uses is Facebook and WhatsApp

Sends 👌 and 👍 in response to everything

Old as fuck and partially blind

Thinks Duryodhan is gonna join the army since he's training so much (he won't, he just likes to have muscles and challenge bheem)

Gandhari

"A day in my life as a selectively blind person"

BLINDFOLD CHALLENGES LMFAOOOOOO

Here's ten reasons why I've never seen my children's faces

1. Judging from my husband's personality and... other things, they're probably ugly

Cutu cutu mom-daughter vlogs with dushala

Pandu

He's dead.

Don't ask me for anything he's just dead in this au that's all he is

Used to cameo on madri's channel a suspiciously large amount of time

Kunti

Wholesome cooking channel

With stories in the voiceovers

Does livestreams teaching people to cook

Internet mom for many teenagers countrywide

Randomly drops insane mom lore in the middle of cooking

"There was this one time I had to put my newborn kid up for adoption because I was 17 at the time and now he's adopted by a neighbour and also my nephew's boyfriend so if any of you know a good therapist please recommend."

Madri

Used to be on twitter only but she overshared too much and had to be making insanely long apology videos over it

Does QNAs only and people watch that just cuz she's such a problematic cunt

"Madri you said in one post that you were married but you've never mentioned your husband." "Madri you made posts about post partum depression but you never mentioned your kids."

Replies to this with a video explaining how she was having an affair with a certain influencer's husband and got pregnant with twins but then the guy died of a heart attack so she left his SINGLE MOTHER wife with two more sons

The people hate her for what she's done. She loves them for the clout they give her.

Vidur

He doesn't do social media. He does what people call "A Job".

Only on Facebook. Only there to bunk people who spread misinformation.

Also now on ao3

#star plus mahabharat #mahabharat #mahabharata #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat memes #incorrect hindu mythology #hindu memes #hindu epics #hindu mythology memes #starbharat