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I must be the only princess ever to be given away as a prize and end up winning a whole harem
-Draupadi
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incorrect quotes p... i have no idea tbh
HI BESTIE ARUDEN ANON YOU KNOW IT INCORRECT QUOTES
Also i got glasses recently and i vibe with your last post =(
Also (again!) NOI STATUS?? OMGGG IM SO EXCITED FOR YOU TO FINISH IT!! if uve not finished it tell me where u are cuz i want to know if you've read the scene ;) ;)
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Brynne: Are we really going to let Aru keep Kara?
Aiden: We kept Rudy.
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Rudy: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Aru: Tubular AF!
Brynne: Mood to the max!
Aiden, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Mini, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.
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Mini: What does 'take out' mean?
Brynne: Food.
Aiden: Dating
Rudy: Murder
Aru: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Aru: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Mini: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Brynne: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Rudy: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Aiden: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Aru: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Brynne: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Aiden: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Rudy: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Mini: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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*In a horror movie situation*
Aiden: I've got no service in my phone here.
Brynne: Shoot, my battery just died.
Aru: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
Mini: Guys, my phone is a book.
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Aru: Aiden taught me to think before I act.
Aru: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
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Aru: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?
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Brynne: Rudy! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Rudy: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem. (ba dum tss)
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Mini, texting the Aru: *sends a voice message*
Aru, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Mini: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
*later*
Aru: *presses play*
Mini's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
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Aru: Hold on, I can explain!
Krithika: Really? Can you now?
Aru: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.
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Aru, throwing their head into Aiden's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Aiden, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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Aiden walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Aru, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Aru, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
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Hira: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Brynne: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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Aiden: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Aru: This is a lie.
Aru: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Aru: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Brynne: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.
Brynne: *glares at Mini*
Mini: Well, sorry I have morals!
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Mini: I did something terrible
Aru: It's okay, I have a shovel
Mini: Wait, what do you think I did??
Aru: It doesn't matter, no one will ever know
@dafantasyqueen @loife1m your move...
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the guy loves you aru what else is he gonna do
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Mini: Just be yourself
Aru: "Just be myself"? I have one day to win Aiden's mom over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Rudy:A couple weeks.
Brynne: A few months.
Nikita: Jury's still out.
Aru: See? "Be myself", what kind of garbage advice is that? I hope you're not telling Sheela that crap.
#aru shah#aiden acharya#aruden#aru x aiden#malini acharya#yamini kapoor mercado lopez#prince rudy of naga loka#brynne rao#brynne tvarika lakshmi balamuralikrishna rao#nikita jagan#sheela jagan#tpq#the pandava quintet#the potatoes#roshani chokshi#incorrect tpq quotes#writergracethepanda
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Aru Shah characters as things me and my friends have said :D
Aru:
“Some people think before they speak. Others think while they’re speaking. I, however, think after I speak.”
Aiden:
“Loving people is hard, especially when they like to sing the song Under the Sea whenever they see fish.”
Mini:
“Of course the germs will spider-crawl out of your sink and leap onto the countertop and then magically appear on your face and make you sick.”
Rudy:
“My biggest dream in life is to walk into a room like a detective, furrow my eyebrows like I’m deep in thought, sniff the air like a pro, and then say, ‘Hm. Something’s fishy.’”
Brynne:
“Yesterday I dreamed that my house was made of brownies and I accidentally ate it all because I thought it was my dinner.”
Hira:
“How do you not fall for people with huge muscles?”
Krithika:
“Sometimes I look at my brother[daughter] and wonder who influenced him into sticking crayons up his nose.”
Suyodhana:
“Just because I’m dating someone pretty doesn’t mean I’m smart.”
Nikita:
"I just committed defamation AND WON." (not literally)
Sheela:
"Next time a stranger tries talking to you, look at them strange and whisper: 'You can see me?'"
#aru shah#incorrect quotes#the pandava quintet#the pandava quintet fandom#the aru shah fandom#aru#tpq
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Suyodhana: I'm gonna play a song for you right now
Suyodhana: It's called "My life so far"
Suyodhana: *Takes a breath and plays a chord*
Suyodhana: *SCREAMS*
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Aru: do I… electrify you?
Aiden: Aru it is three am get out of my house
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Aru Shah Incorrect Quotes
Mini, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Aru, pulling out an Uno card: +4 suckerssss
Brynne, pulling out a Pokémon card: Charizard, I choose you
Aiden, trembling: what are we playing
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Mini: Dammit, Aru!
Aru: What?! It wasn't me!
Mini: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Brynne!
Brynne: Not me either....
Mini: Oh.... then who set the house on fire??
BB: *whistles*
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Brynne: *cooking*
Aiden: Any chance that's for me?
Brynne: It's for Mini. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.
Aru: Wow, I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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Hira: Brynne, I'm sad.
Brynne: *holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Aiden: Aru, I'm sad.
Aru, nodding: mood
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Mini, looking for Brynne: Have you seen a tall girl with a blue choker around here?
Some rando: Ugh, yes. She made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Aru: It looks fine to me?
Some rando: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!!
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Aru: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut....
Aiden: You would eat yourself?
Aru: I wouldn't even question it
Krithika, in the background, looking up at heaven: where did I go wrong
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*Brynne and Hira skipping stones on a lake*
Hira: It's such a beautiful evening
Brynne, whispering: Take that you stupid lake *aggressively throws stone*
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Rudy: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Mini: Three words.
Rudy:
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Sheela: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Aru: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Aru in CoG, sitting in the Sleeper's house: Here's some advice
Random rakshasa: I didn't ask for any
Aru: Too bad, I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Aru: Petition to remove the "d" from Wednesday
Brynne: Wednesay
Aru: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible
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Aru: A theif.
Mini: Thief?
Aru: Theif.
Mini: I before E, except after C.
Aru: Thceif.
Mini: No.
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Urvashi: Do you take constructive criticism?
Aru: I only take cash or credit.
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Aru, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Brynne: How?
Aru: How what?
Brynne: How could they be worse?
Aru: They couldn't, I lied.
Brynne:
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Mini: WHY. why did you give Aru a KNIFE?!
Brynne: I'm sorry, she said she felt unsafe!
Mini: Now I feel unsafe!
Brynne: I'm sorry.
Brynne: ....would you like a knife?
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Headcanon: After Brynne and Hira adopted Ghata...
Hira: Ok, I just overheard Ghata in her room giving herself a pep talk and I think she's about to come out to us. So, no matter what she tells us, we have to be supportive.
Brynne: Of course, babe! Have you forgotten I'm bi and you're a lesbian? She could be gay, trans, non-binary, whatever! The point is, we'll love her no matter what!
Hira: Perfect. Ok, here she comes!
Ghata: Ma, Ammi, I have to tell you something important.
Hira: What is it, sweetie?
Ghata, nervous: Um...well...you see...
Brynne: C'mon, spit it out! You're a demon, remember? Be strong, girl!
Ghata: Ma. Ammi.
Both: Yes?
Ghata: I'm... I'M...
Both: YES-
Ghata: I'M A VEGAN!
Both: O_o
Hira: ...Well...that's great, baby-
Brynne: You're dead to me.
Hira: BRYNNE!
Brynne: Eggs, fish, meat. Does their taste and nutritional value mean nothing to you?!?
Ghata, on a roll: Also, I've been going to that vegan restaurant that opened lately.
Brynne, dramatically: OH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST RIP MY HEART OUT-
*Brynne then got a two hour parenting lecture from her wife*
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Mini: Why are we here? Just to suffer? Every 5 minutes I have to clean my glasses.
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Aru: My name is Aru Shah.
Aru: But you can call me,
Aru: [Dramatically swipes off sunglasses to reveal another pair of sunglasses]
Aru: A hazard to society
#aru shah#the pandava quintet#tpq#roshani chokshi#rick riordan presents#incorrect quotes#its been so long since i memed on here#aru shah the menace#gemlin aru#make these tags a thing
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tsk tsk aiden why so oblivious?
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Boo: You should try to be more like Aiden.
Aru: What, so we're just supposed to do everything Aiden does? What if he jumps off a cliff?
Boo:If Aiden were to jump off a cliff, he would've calculated the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the precise angle at which she'd have to enter in order to do so as painlessly as possible. So yes, if you see Aiden jump off a cliff, by all means, feel free to follow him.
Brynne, mumbling: You jump off a cliff.
Boo: Gladly. Provided that Aiden did first.
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(100% real dialogue from the latest chapter I posted yesterday)
Aru when Mini's holding Rudy: Can u two pls stop trying to make out I need to save my husband
#does this count as cop au incorrect quotes???#i guess#adtlitd | tpq au#the pandava quintet#mini x rudy
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Suyodhana: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU
Krithika: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Suyodhana: No
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