#incorrect tsh

[thaliasthunder]

henry thinking a pregnant dog is a bad omen and francis calling a hissy cat "devil" are my spirit animal

#'that. is a very bad omen' and 'get away from me u devil' ????? #boys ??? 😭 #they are dumbasses #henry winter #francis abernathy #richard papen #bunny corcoran #charles macaulay #camilla macaulay #donna tartt #greek myth memes #annotated books #Books #the secret history #Tsh #incorrect tsh

[nekohrine]

I love that part in tsh where Francis and Richard run away to live together

#the secret history #donna tartt #incorrect tsh #sorry i mean Very Correct #francis abernathy #richard papen #incorrect the secret history

[lavendermaelk]

richard papen just like me fr

#lavender chats~💬 #i’m drunk otw home #also a little high #while dressed like someone’s dapper grandfather #richard papen #the secret history #incorrect tsh

[minyooon3012]

Yes, they murdered someone, but what did you expect from five repressed homosexuals in the 80s? Of course they would kill the first homophobe they’d come across

#the secret history #tsh #incorrect quotes #y’all I’m just kidding lmao don’t take me seriously #Richard u are gay asf #and the rest of them #they’re fruity #henry winter #richard papen #francis abernathy #camilla macaulay #charles macaulay #bunny corcoran #books and reading

[ccuniculusmolestus]

RIP Bunny you would have loved Google translate

#baby boy fr #he would pause mid argument with henry to type out a shitty translation in latin and then say it to henry #henry would be like. first of all. that is incorrect. you imbecile. #then they make out #the secret history #bunny corcoran #tsh #henry winter #tsh donna tartt #winterbunny

[poeticabomination]

Francis: Richard, I'm sad.

Richard: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.

Bunny: Henry, I'm sad.

Henry, nodding: mood.

#tsh incorrect quotes #the secret history incorrect quotes #the secret history #donna tartt #henry winter #camilla macaulay #charles macaulay #francis abernathy #bunny corcoran #dark academia #richard papen #julian morrow

[welivetodream]

Richard : Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Camilla: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Richard : Three of us saw it, Camilla. How do you explain that?

Camilla: *points at Francis* Sleep deprivation. *points at Charles* Paranoia. *points at Henry* Delusional personality disorder.

#dark academia #the secret history #chaotic academia #donna tartt #tsh #henry winter #richard papen #charles macaulay #camilla macaulay #francis abernathy #tsh memes #incorrect quotes

[nothoughtsjustfrancisabarnathy]

Richard: When I woke up this morning, I had a feeling something terrible was going to happen and also that essentially, deep down, I’m quite an evil person.

Charles: It’s called a hangover, Richard.

#the secret history #tsh #richard papen #donna tartt #charles macaulay #incorrect quotes

[archerofunspeakablelove]

Henry Winter, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Richard Papen: Yeah, sure.

*a few minutes later*

Richard: Here you go.

Henry:

Richard:

Francis Abernathy: Why am I here?

#tsh #incorrect tsh quotes #incorrect quotes #the secret history #francis abernathy #richard papen #henry winter

[telling-tragedy]

richard, groggily, in bed: where are you going?

henry, sat up: I have to leave milk out for the spirits

#that one off-handed comment from richard about henry’s superstitions elicits infinite amusement from me #winterpapen #henry winter #richard papen #henry winter x richard papen #the secret history #tsh #donna tartt #incorrect quotes

[thaliasthunder]

i love how for someone who got "shaken up" by accidentally killing a duck henry was pretty ok w killing his annoying friend by pushing him off a ravine

#and i support him on that #henry winter #incorrect the secret history #the secret history #bunny corcoran #charles macaulay #richard papen #francis abernathy #camilla macaulay #donna tartt #incorrect tsh #books #literature #art academia

[chaoss-incarnate]

charles: you fainted, do you remember anything?

richard: only the ambulance drive to the hospital

henry: that wasn't an ambulance, i drove you

richard: but i heard a siren?

camilla: that was francis

francis: sorry, i got nervous

#tsh incorrect quotes #the secret history #henry winter #richard papen #bunny corcoran #charles macaulay #francis abernathy #camilla macaulay

[blondephenobarbitol]

TSH characters as a real conversation I had with my friends

Francis: Have I eaten today? In a word, no-

Camilla: (Francis) normal people eat food

Francis: and I will! As soon as my slow cooker is done with my soup

Henry: ... what the fuck is a slowcooker

Charles: Do you not have a slowcooker?

Bunny: Everyone seems to have a slowcooker nowadays

Henry: I'd love it if I knew what you were talking about

Richard: We're getting off topic. (Francis) how much time is left on your soup?

Francis: ...

Francis: I can't tell if that says six or sex

#the secret history #tsh #donna tartt #charles macaulay #camilla macaulay #henry winter #richard papen #bunny corcoran #francis abernathy #incorrect quotes

[minyooon3012]

Okay I’ve finished the secret history what am I gonna do with my life

#TELL ME PLEASE #IDK WHAT TO DO I LOVED EVERY WORD #it was so good #tsh #the secret history #richard papen #henry winter #francis abernathy #bunny corcoran #camilla macaulay #donna tartt #literature #incorrect quotes

[ccuniculusmolestus]

Bro Coded

Charles: You've got something on your ass bro Francis: Shit bro what is it Charles: My eyes bro Francis: Francis: Bro

#incorrect qoutes #henry is just staring at them as this convo unfolds #hes just staring quietly #“you know i understand now why bunny is so against this” #the secret history #bunny corcoran #tsh #henry winter #richard papen #charles macaulay #tsh donna tartt #francis abernathy

[poeticabomination]

Henry: It's dark in here

Bunny: Don't worry I got this

Bunny: *Stomps his feet*

Bunny: *Skechers light up*

#tsh incorrect quotes #the secret history incorrect quotes #the secret history #donna tartt #henry winter #camilla macaulay #charles macaulay #francis abernathy #bunny corcoran #dark academia #richard papen #julian morrow #winterbunny