#incorrect vincenzo

[jubileesstuff]

Han Seo: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella?

Mr. Nam: Don't ever speak to me again.

#mr. nam loves han seo #but han seo keeps annoying him #jang han seo #incorrect vincenzo #incorrect tvn vincenzo #mr. nam #vincenzo cassano #incorrect han seo #jang han seok #hong cha young #Vincenzo #kdrama #incorrect kdrama

[babygirlhanseo]

joon woo: *texts han seo a pic of himself in an empty room with rows of empty seats behind him*

joon woo: look at all the people who wanna marry you! :D

han seo: … but you’re in the picture

joon woo: did i stutter?🙂 🔪

#jang bros #the jang bros #vincenzo #jang han seok #jang han seo #incorrect vincenzo #vincenzo crack #? #joon woo #excuse me

[crookedkingdomruinedme]

Vincenzo: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Jungwoo:

Vincenzo: Vroom vroom, come out already.

#vincenzo funny #vincenzo incorrect quotes #vincenzo #vincenzo cassano #hong chayoung #hong cha young #jang han seo #jang han seok #jang hanseok #jang hanseo #the jang bros

[dongyeonsimp]

Han Seok: Cha Young doesn't seem interested in me for some reason. Maybe I'm too eager and should play hard to get?

Han Seo under his breath: You're already hard to want in the first place, you prick.

#vincenzo #tvn vincenzo #jang han seo #jang hanseo #the jang bros #vincenzo cassano #jang han seok #jang hanseok #hong cha young #incorrect quotes

[helianthus21]

idk this quote just screams Han-seo to me,,,,

#having han-seo brainrot and making it everyone else's problem #jang han seo #jang han seok #vincenzo #NOT meant as a ship btw #they are brothers your honor #🥺 #vin and han-seo i mean #incorrect quotes: atla #i found this in my drafts #and let me tell you i have another angstier version of this #behold my nonexistant editing skills #he underestimates han-seo's love for his new brother a lot #and also his determination to actually become a decent person

[autistichanseo]

hanseok: you and I are different sides of the same coin. you can pretend that we’re different but in reality we’re a lot more similar then you say we are and you know it. Our metho-

vincenzo: don’t you dare insult my fashion sense like that again actually.

#tvn vincenzo #incorrect vincenzo quote #except this happened (real) #vincenzo #jang hanseok

[imlyfie]

Headcanon that HCY after learning about V's mafia nickname drives him up the wall with English cat idioms.

E.g : "Darling, why are you having kittens"

"Your smug ass has nine lives doesn't It. How did you even survive that shootout?! Why didn't you tell me beforehand?"

"Has your game of cat and mouse ended? Hope the Italian family is safe"

#vincenzo incorrect quotes #vincenzo #chayenzo #hong cha young #vincenzo fanfic #someone write this #song joong ki #jeon yeo bin

[empirebae]

Vinny: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

#vinny ricci #vincenzo ricci #mafia 1 #mafia definitive edition #incorrect quotes

[incorrectechobgr]

Desai: Why are you looking at the juniors through a fork?

Eden: I'm pretending they are in jail.

Desai: Why??

Eden: It's spirituality healing.

#incorrect echo #echo.bgr #heads #source: incorrect vincenzo quotes

[jubileesstuff]

Han Seo: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Han Seok periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Han Seo: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

#jang han seo #incorrect vincenzo #incorrect han seo #vincenzo #vincenzo cassano #jang han seok #jang han seok sucks #hong cha young #incorrect kdrama #kdrama #tvn vincenzo

[june-again]

ok m crying after fucking around w the incorrect quote generator for vincenzo

#PLS #saw this on kaillei's blog had to try #june shines #vincenzo

[crookedkingdomruinedme]

Chayoung: Where's Hanseo?

Mr. Nam: Don't worry, I'll find him.

Mr. Nam, shouting: Vincenzo sucks!

Hanseo, distantly: Vincenzo is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Mr. Nam: Found him.

Alternatively:-

Hanseo: Where's Chayoung?

Mr. Nam: Don't worry, I'll find her.

Mr. Nam, shouting: Vincenzo sucks!

Hanseo: I don't think that's going to work Mr. Na-

Chayoung, distantly: YEAH HE DOES! FUCK HIM!!

Mr. Nam, adjusting his glasses, staring at Hanseo: Never underestimate me.

Hanseo: *absolutely in awe*

#vincenzo funny #vincenzo incorrect quotes #vincenzo #vincenzo cassano #jang han seok #jang hanseo #jang hanseok #the jang bros #hong chayoung #hong cha young #mr nam

[dongyeonsimp]

Detective interrogating Han Seok: Alright Mr Jang please just sit down on the chair and we can begin

Miss Choi, whispering: Deny everything.

Han Seok: That's not a chair

#vincenzo #jang han seo #tvn vincenzo #jang hanseo #the jang bros #vincenzo cassano #jang han seok #jang hanseok #incorrect quotes

[helianthus21]

Gi-seok: if I run and leap at our consiglere, he will most certainly catch me in his arms Vincenzo: no I'm holding coffee!

#vincenzo #an gi seok #incorrect quotes #(b99) #i think gi seok is the most likely one to do this #altho han seo 🤔

[avauntus]

ep. 01 reactions

Oh we’re starting in Italian again. Very Vincenzo. That’s how you know we’re srs crime business. I wonder if we’ll get a pop star or two in this crime family tale...

Bless these subtitlers for subbing this “English” because what they’re trying to say is...not what they’re actually saying, haha.  I like this business meeting setup, tho. Very Godfather. 

 ...wait. Is there a difference between “TV version” and “La Forte”? *checks the player* Well, I have to pay for “La Forte” (whatever that is), so TV version it is!

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...Haha, they’re introducing “Porsche” in this swanky bar, and the second he turns around and grins, the show spotlights him with “Aaaaa” (heavenly chorus). Hahaha.

Work it for that tip, brother. 😘

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It is, admittedly, a power move to show up for your first business meeting, hold it decently well in two languages not your own, shoot your own guy, and then be on-point for pouring you and your partner drinks for a toast in the 0.05 seconds you were off-screen. ~

junior bartender: “Porsche, teach me your ways!”

incorrect!Porsche: “Okay, well first, you’re going to want to wax your chest, then unbutton your shirt to here-” *jabs at his waist*

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Was the strategy to get out of their car and run through the tunnel on foot? Kinn needs better henchmen. Nobody was shooting you when you were driving around on that bridge. Just saying.

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*Porsche saves Kinn from GanstrDed after Kinn stumbles into Porsche’s bar* “Hey.”

“What?”

Porsche does the ‘cat what’s up’ like three times, i.e. ‘give me my $’

Kinn, sort of getting it. “Give me your phone.”

Porsche, clearly unimpressed. “Hahaha, how about no motherfucker.”

(Then he steals Kinn’s watch and lies to him about his name. ...also, some random club dude’s really nice red bike. This rat bastard, I like him!)

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“oh nooo, we need a bunch of money for college tuition and/or mafia rent!” Good thing Porsche just stole a nice watch and some guy’s pretty sweet ride!

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“I sent them some gifts this morning. They should be satisfied, I suppose.” *Italian-theme music plays, cut to gangsters tied up in a warm-toned wine cellar with a red bow like a BMW car in a Christmas commercial*

Ah, so this is going to be like Vincenzo, I see. Carry on, then.

The fight scene straight into bailing into the river just carries that same tone-switch, too. Gotta hand it to this show, good fight scenes so far. Refreshing to see someone who thinks he’s fighting for his life fight dirty.

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I wonder if Porsche’s deadbeat Uncle is going to be a problem later? Like the opposite of that “secret tool” meme. Probably.

(That is the neatest ‘trashed room’ I’ve ever seen in media, lol. ‘oh nooo, they knocked over some books and gently tipped my dead parents’ photo over’, 😭)

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“Chay, I secretly found my dream job on an island that pays gobs of money the day we owe like a bazillon dollars. Convenient, right?! Also, I won’t send you pictures, be good at school, don’t wait up. - Porsche” ahaha, my rat bastard man continues to be a terrible liar. I guess his plan if his new mafia buddy refuses to pay is steal another watch and scoot? Kinn so conveniently told him market value yesterday...

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Aaaand that was episode 1. No thoughts, only vibes, not bad! If it keeps some of the Vincenzo tone, I can see it being fun-- really enjoyed how that show would dip from A-plot melodrama to humor and back again. The cinematography is very nice, too.

#av liveblogging #kinnporsche #my dumb thoughts

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Incorrect Quotes Tag

I was tagged by @ceph-the-writing-spook. Thanks for the tag!

Rules: Put your OCs in an incorrect quotes generator!

This is gonna get long!

Enrico & Giuseppe in the back of Niccolo's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Arnoldo: We have food at home.

Niccolo: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Enrico & Giuseppe: YAYYYYYY!

Niccolo: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

Livia: Who hurt you?

Novellia: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Livia: ...Yes, actually.

Enrico, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!

Giacomo, standing in front of Enrico: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*

Enrico, crying: Please...stop…

Orianna: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.

Ottavio: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Novellia: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Cloelia: You guys are fucking terrifying.

Orianna: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Ottavio will and will not eat.

Novellia: Grass? Yes!

Orianna: Moss? Yes!!

Novellia: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Orianna: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Novellia: Worms? Sometimes!

Orianna: Rocks? Usually nah.

Novellia: Twigs? Usually!

Orianna: Cloelia's cooking? Inconclusive!

Cloelia: How did you… test this?

Orianna: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.

Cloelia: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Attilio: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Niccolo: Do you know the ABCs of first aid? Enrico: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

Giacomo: You played me! Basilio: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

Martino: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body. Giacomo: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot. Martino: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS! Vincenzo: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from.

Adrasteia, knocking on the door: Novellia, open up! Novellia: It all started when I was a kid. Adrasteia: That’s not what I- Livia: Let her finish!

Basilio, upon learning how Giacomo did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?

Giacomo: Well, not really.

Basilio: You’re just a liar.

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