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keepersofmyheart · 7 months
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He loooks better than what he is fixing. If I am honest 🥰😚
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“Who comes first ? Normally the guy !!”
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queerjesusthelord · 11 days
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I think I need a medal for rewatching KE season 4 and the last episode. Cried the hell out of me, but surprisingly survived 🫠🤡😭
SPOILER ALERT ‼️
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I don’t know what was harder to watch, Villanelle dying or Eve screaming in agony. Oh my…
But everything before this was so wonderful: soft touches in the sleep bag, “I am a lot every day”, behaving like a married couple, onion & fries with mustard, peeing in front of each other, KISS KISS FUCKING KISS, the best screen kiss I’ve ever seen, bold sex innuendo in a truck (you know what I mean) and finally kintsugi metaphor on the ship. It was worth it.
The final 3 minutes were still a torture, not only because of The Death, but because of making it all about Carolyn. It was a waste, now I see how it was planned and implied in the whole season by producers, but I didn’t like that both as a VillanEve-veteran and a reasonable human.
Fuck you guys for ruining my favourite show.
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benevolentpeach · 2 years
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How the MHA Boys Would React If You Were A Neko🐈💗 Pt.1
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PLEASE BE ADVISED⚠️‼️: ALL CHARACTERS IN MY WRITINGS ARE AGED UP TO THEIR MID 20'S EARLY 30'S, PET NAMES ARE USED(Bunny, Pebble, Princess, etc.) IF YOU DON'T LIKE PET NAMES PLEASE DO NOT PROCEED‼️
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*🔞NO MINORS ON MY PAGE PLEASE🔞💗
*This is strictly FLUFF not NSFW, I haven't gotten comfortable enough to do NSFW yet so I do apologize 💚
*There will be IMPLIED innuendos and such but not full on nitty gritty messy stuff(You know what I mean...)
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🥦💚DEKU💚🥦:
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🥦He'd be a bit surprised at first, then he'd bombard you with questions like "Is that your quirk?", "Were you just born like that?", "Can you turn into a cat?"
🥦After he gets used to the fact that you're a Neko, he'll ask you occasionally if he can rub your ears(He likes how soft they are)
🥦He knows you're very self conscious about showing off your ears and tail in public because 1.There are a LOT of creeps that are into that sort of thing, and 2.You used to get teased for it when you were younger. So he encourages you to just be yourself and to be comfortable in your own skin
🥦One day you'll decide to go out to the grocery store with him and you forget your beanie so you try and keep your ears as low to your head as possible, but when you hear the ding of the bell upon entering the store your ears perk up involuntarily, catching a group of punk kids attention. While inside the store, no one seems to even notice that your ears are even there so you begin to feel more confident... Until you step back outside with Deku and one of the punk kids says rather loudly to his friends, "Bet he went to get catfood for the stupid cat." You hear it and slump a bit, holding your hands over your head to try and cover them up, but the kids are laughing at you now. Deku is NOT pleased seeing his Bunny be brought down like this so he turns to the grab the kids attention. "That wasn't very nice, I want you to apologize to her right now please." He's nice about it the first few times, but when they laugh and refuse he gets angry. "Damn brats, I tried to be nice about it but now I'm mad, apologize RIGHT NOW or I'll make it my number one priority to tell your parents that you're disrespecting a Pro Hero." (He hates using his authority in these types of situations, but if it's the only thing that will get them to listen he'll do it) These kids obviously are scared of their parents because they apologize over and over again, even offering up their allowance for the week, to which you decline and thank them softly
🥦Deku knows you brush out your ears and tail frequently, but sometimes if you're too tired or sick, he'll sit next to you on the couch or bed and gently run a brush through your fur and hum to you softly as he does so
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💥🧡Bakugou🧡💥:
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💥Surprisingly he thinks nothing of it, he just assumes it's a quirk despite you telling him it's not MULTIPLE times. He refuses to admit he believes you, but deep inside he has a feeling you aren't lying to him
💥He's not a very touchy feely kind of person, but your ears and tail are just so soft he finds himself just gently scratching them and feeling them every now and then, whenever you question what he's doing he just tells you to, "Shut up you damn brat, quit asking me so many damn questions!"
💥Again you are very self conscious about your ears and tail so whenever you go into public you always make sure to cover them up so you don't draw unnecessary attention to yourself, Bakugou thinks nothing of it at first until he notices you get visibly upset when you can't find your beanie one night on the way out to the movies
💥The night you can't find your beanie you just try and flatten your ears to your head while walking into the movie theater. He'll look at you and roll his eyes, petting your head gently after ordering your tickets. The unusual action cause your ears to stand at alert before quickly settling back down flat against your head as you nuzzle into his hand. The person in the booth notices this and says in a snarky tone, "Sorry but we don't allow strays in the movie theater" You visibly shrink and stand behind Bakugou tugging his jacket signaling that you want to go home, but you can see the anger on his face so you step back. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL HER?! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS INTO THE GROUND! SHE'S A PERSON NOT AN ANIMAL, TREAT HER LIKE ONE! APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I'LL BEAT YOU INTO THE GROUND SO HARD YOU'LL BE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR WEEKS!" His yelling captures the attention of others around you, the person in the booth looks shaken up as they slowly look at you and apologize deeply, trying to hand you the tickets instead of Bakugou. He snatches the tickets before you can reach them and makes a comment under his breath along the lines of, "Definitely giving this theater a 1 star review after this shit, I should've beat his ass anyway."
💥Sometimes while you're sitting on the floor in front of the couch just scrolling through your phone he'll sit on the couch behind you and run a brush through your fur on your ears and tail. Sometimes if your back hurts he'll give you a back massage and he'll even give you a shoulder massage
💥Sometimes you'll get really introverted and coop yourself up in your shared bedroom where you'll just play games on your phone until he comes home. You'll tell him that you need him to come home because you miss him. He knows when you get like this you need extra attention so if he can he'll leave his agency early, stop by the store to get your favorite snacks, and quickly make his way home to you where he'll find you in a ball on the bed with your tail hugging your body. "I'm here now Princess, I brought you some snacks, come lay on me."
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🔥🧊Todoroki🧊🔥:
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🧊He isn't phased at all, he honestly has a soft spot for cats so the fact that you have cat like features makes him fall in love with you even more
🧊Whenever he gets frustrated or anxious he'll pet your head and roll the tip of your ear gently around between his thumb and index finger because it helps him calm down(Sometimes if he's really frustrated he'll snap at you to come sit down on his lap so he can groom your ears and tail with a brush because that also helps him calm down A LOT)
🧊One day he gets a text from you while you're out at your friend's Bachelorette party, that some dudes at the bar wouldn't stop tugging and pinching your tail so you're now at home.(Little does he know that on the other end you're sobbing against the wall in the kitchen) He immediately tells his assistant that he needs to leave because of 'family' issues and he's home before you know it, more than worried about you. When you look at him from your corner in the kitchen with mascara running down your face, small hiccups and sniffles emitting from your lips, he gets LIVID. "What were their names. I just want to have a talk with them." "If I ever get my hands on them I swear they'll wish they never touched you at all." "NO ONE touches my Princess like that and gets away with it."
🧊You accompany Todoroki to the hospital where is mother resides quite frequently. You enjoy going to see her because she treats you as if you were her own daughter. The first time you were to meet her you were nervous about what she'd think of you, come to find out Todoroki's love for cats came from Rei herself. When her eyes landed on your ears and tail she immediately opened her arms and beckoned for you to come closer. Needless to say.. You just love the extra attention you get from his mother when she pets your head and brushes your tail. Seeing you interact with his mom like that, seeing his mom smile bigger than he's ever known her to, makes his heart melt
🧊Sometimes he'll come home late from his agency, completely exhausted both physically and mentally, but seeing you laying on the couch fast asleep, watching as your ears twitch every now and then makes him realize how much he actually loves you and immediately forgets about his strenuous work day
🧊If you're feeling down (Depending on if he has a day off or not) he'll go out and get you few snacks and some little knickknacks he thinks you'll like, even grabbing a cute plushie for you(This time it's a Polar Bear with a little Coke bottle in its paw), he'll stay at home with you all day watching movies with you on the couch, allowing you to lay your head on his lap while he pets your head and runs his fingers through your hair. When it's time to eat he'll get up and make some cold soba for the both of you, allowing you to eat in the living room(Although he's very neat and tidy and prefers it if you both eat at the dinner table)
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Phew finally done with this one! I'll be making a part 2. And so on, it'll be three boys at a time and then I'll do the girls and pros next! Hope you enjoyed these! 💗
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