#is gonna be living in my head rent free for a while

[reds-skull]

Had the passing thought "what if Gaz had long hair" a few days ago and I just had to draw it

(Actually obsessed with 'hawked Gaz...)

#call of duty modern warfare 2 #cod mw2 #cod gaz #kyle gaz garrick #cod fanart #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty fanart #the top left one had me thinking of medieval AUs ive read where Gaz was a prince #but the bottom one... its gonna live rent free in my head for a while why does he look so good with a hawk

[dinosquad-central]

Thanks to @quinnsteria we have some Dino Squad concepts! And the character notes are gold (transcriptions below)

Max/T-Rex: good instincts, charm, class president, BMOC; risk-taker, hot-dogger, jock, easy smile and laid-back demeanor, serous de facto leader. Tom Cruise's "Maverick”, big ego, feels like he's leading the Marx Brothers onto the beaches of Normandy. He was winning in life and lost this so he's now a bit bitter

Fiona/Spinosaurus: Billy Murray + "Old" Rosie O'Donnell, speed freak. easy going, fast driving, tomboy-athlete, quick wit, need for speed. When not burning rubber she's “kicking it” with the guys.

Caruso/Stegosaurus: wants to be cool at any price, changes personality at will, bit funny, bit like Scooby, empty headed ego. Thinks he's better than others, ultimate wannabe, incredibly vain and self-centered, attention span of a gnat. Every new passion is his ticket to mega-stardom. A teen version of Ben Stiller's Zoolander, "I'm too sexy for my shirt”.

Buzz/Pteranodon: false hero, scared, bitchy funny, bit like Shaggy, tough-talking loudmouth, all show no guts. Wants to be a tough hero, but afraid of own shadow. The bigger they are, the harder they fear! Joe Pesci as the Cowardly Lion, turned Cowardly Dino.

Rodger/Styracosaurus: Chris Rock + MacGiver, under appreciated, gets no respect, makes cool multi-tools... “and it also makes great cappuccino!” Why? Because it can! wise-cracking, limitless technical skills, drives others crazy with an endless practical jokes.

#ngl the phrase ‘he feels like he’s leading the Marx Brothers onto the Beaches of Normandy’ #is gonna be living in my head rent free for a while #max actually has something in the notes here… too bad it didn’t really shine through in the show #Fiona is sonic the hedgehog I think lol #also buzz is shaggy confirmed #and I love that he’s described as ‘bitchy funny’ #although I feel like his cowardice didn’t really come through. I don’t remember him being especially cowardly 🤔 #on the other hand Caruso being Scooby meets Zoolander is both correct and hysterical #and Rodger… #the juxtaposition of ‘endless technical skills’ and ‘gets no respect’ is sending me #that is a perfect description and I love him for it #dinosquad #dino squad #rolf maxwell #fiona flagstaff #erwin caruso #neil buzzmati #rodger blair #dinosquad official art #which is a tag I never thought I’d get to use lol #concept art #art #character notes #quinnsteria #dino mod

[cd-randoodlez]

This big greedy mf has been stuck in my head for the past 5 days and so I finally drew the green prick and gave him pajamas

Why? Bc yes

#helluva boss #helluva boss mammon #mammon helluva boss #hb mammon #Mi scribblez #This big green mf gonna live in my head rent free for a while

[cheeseburgersinparadise]

By this point, my cheeks are flushed, and I'm panting like this is the most exercise I've gotten in months - knowing me, it probably is.

I'm so full. My belly has hardly any give to it, packed with my favorite indulgences from the convenience store: a 12-inch sub, mac n' cheese, all of those chocolates and pre-packaged pastries; topped off with a cheesecake frappe.

Before we'd even left for the store, I had gulped down a few bottles of my favorite cider and finished off a friend's when they didn't want to. I'm doing that all the time now, like I'm the official garbage disposal of the friend group. Anytime a portion is too big or too decadent for someone, the plate gets pushed in front of me and I'm putting it in my mouth before I even think about whether or not I'm still hungry, especially if I've had something to drink.

That's beside the point, though. Right now, we're back at your place. I'm tipsy, stuffed to my absolute limit, and grinding on the base of your strap as desperately as you've ever seen me. You won't let me put it inside yet, though, no matter how needy I get. You've got the mouth of the last bottle from the 4-pack pressed against my lips, and I'm not getting fucked until I've drank every last drop.

Did you know that each of those bottles has a cool 200 calories? I try not to think too hard about numbers, but I have to stifle a moan and keep sipping when I consider that I've downed nearly 700 calories from just this little vice of mine today alone.

I had never considered myself much of a social drinker or a party person before we met, so imagine my surprise at looking myself in the mirror and realizing I've got a bonafide beer gut nowadays, sitting pretty over the waistband of my jeans. The thing almost eclipses my view of your strap entirely. I think of that surprise now, when the tip of the toy pokes at the underside of my belly.

We're down to the dredges of the bottle, and I open my mouth for you to empty that last bit down my throat. I'm almost drooling, dizzy at the thought of having earned my prize, and I know just how nice and full I'm about to be.

-🥯

i don’t even know what to say because my mouth is dry reading this and I’m screaming holy shit anon this is so wonderful and sexy omfg. not only is it well written but it’s like, all of my kinks.

god, what I wouldn’t give to have an overstuffed, drunk cutie on my lap, grinding desperately against me and waiting to get fucked. and I’d help you through it; rub your aching and full belly so you can fit every last drop. because as much as you want to ride my strap, I want you to just as much.

#what did i do to deserve this #😭😭😭😭 #chzburger answers #tw intox #BUT ALSO I LOVE IT PLEASE DO MORE IF U HAVE IT IN U #this is gonna live in my head rent free for a WHILE

[chubphoe-linkclick]

I'M SCREAMING OVER THESE [source: @tthewayofthaw on twitter]

(sorry if it's a repost)

#link click #shiguang dailiren #why are they so handsome #the lu guang one is gonna be living in my head rent free for a while

[animebw]

No you stayed up all night binging Andor after thinking you'd just watch one episode before going to bed because you physically couldn't tear yourself away from the screen

#andor #star wars andor #cassian andor #good fucking show #Andy Serkis' monologue from One Way Out is gonna live rent free in my head for a while

[miscellaneoussmp]

That reveal fucking got me, it got me so fucking hard guys!!! It's bringing me out of my writing break, that's how hard it got me!! Anyways here's Bagi being alone, she's coping (cw/tw: implied mental health issues/violence, mentioned gore):

It was getting real late, and Bagi was only now just returning to her small apartment. She couldn't stand it, being alone, so she spent all her time at work. Work being the small private investigators that hired her after she lied her ass off about her age and experience. She was using them, really. If she rose up the ranks, then she could lie about needing to go to that prison. Then, she could finally complete her plan. She's been dreaming of that day for years.

Bagi's apartment is mostly bare. Aside from a TV and DVD player (that cost most of two paychecks), the table they sit on, and a couch with a blanket and a few pillows. Her kitchen is a bit nicer, but not by much. She had stolen most of the nicer things. Like her knife set. It had been a hassle, but she managed. She walked through the kitchen, not grabbing any food but instead grabbing one of the knives. Bagi isn't hungry right now. She hasn't felt hungry in years. She eats to survive. She wonders vaguely if her coworkers noticed. It didn't matter. They haven't noticed anything yet. Not how she lies through her teeth, not how she steals most everything she owns, not how her clothes look two sizes too big even if they're supposed to be her exact size, nothing. They don't even notice when she stares a bit too long at crime-scene photos.

Her sat on her couch and turned on the TV. It was left on the main menu of a documentary DVD. This documentary was about her brother and every gorey detail of his list of crimes. She couldn't care less, that's her brother and she loves him all the same. Her brother. Her other half. Her brother, Cellbit. Bagi and Cellbit, attached at the hip. Twins, forever and always. She holds the knife in her hand. She wonders if she could do what he's done. She doesn't care if she goes to hell, as long as she goes to hell with him. They share the same face, the same eyes. Is it mom or dad's face they share? Are her teeth as sharp as his? Bagi doesn't eat meat. She'll never know. When the documentary ends, Bagi wipes tears from her eyes. She didn't even know she was crying. She does this a lot.

After a few deep breaths, she tries to keep her composure. She can't be crying. The investigation isn't over yet. It's not over until she's face to face with him again. She can't cry yet. The documentary is finished. She'll change the channel back for now and turn it back when she goes to sleep. For now, the news. She regrets her decision almost immediately. A breaking news story about multiple escaped convicts. They show the mugshots. One is her brother. No. They're fucking lying, this is some big fucking joke.

Bagi barely suppresses a scream as she throws the knife she's holding into the wall just above her TV. No fucking way Cellbit is leaving behind again! He couldn't fucking wait for her this one time. She was going to save him! She just fucking found him again! Her rage buzzes under her skin. She can't stay here tonight. She's going back to work. Bagi can already feel her phone vibrate, them begging her to return. This case will big a break for them. It'll be her magnum opus. She grabs the knife from where it stuck in the wall and stuffs it into her bag. She can't fucking believe it. Cellbit forgot about her, again. She'll deal with it when she finds him.

#qsmp #qsmp drabble #qsmp fanfiction (sorta) #qsmp bagi #qsmp cellbit #theyre siblings your honor #i adore them actually please #that reveal actually had me screaming #it was obvious but holy shit #theyre gonna live rent free in my head for a while hope yall enjoy

[pkrockinon]

Just gonna casual share some WIPs I won't get to finish anytime soon :(

I'm a little sad I never finished this one, considering his hands came out nice...

I made this one during my one month Hello Kitty phase last year and Blaze had a good chunk of her line art done too!

RIP Computer :/

#sonic the hedgehog #blaze the cat #miles tails prower #amy rose #hello kitty #I dont even remember if there was gonna be multiple people in the hearts for the Tails one.... #i do remember thinking he was super short so i added his shoes lol #he isn't as expressive as the source but its still CUTE #My Melody Amy and Kuromi Blaze will live rent free in my head #FOREVER #pretty sure the Amy outfit is from Animal Crossing while the Blaze one I found randomly online lol

[the-blathermouth]

Please help, I've know this show for only a few hours and it's rapidly becoming my first hyperfixation of the new year

#puppet history #my sister just sent me a video of a psychopathic holographic muppets singing about reenacting silence of the lambs #that was like 5 hours ago now and I've watched 5 episodes of it and listened to that damn song 5 times as well #this things gonna live rent free in my head for a while and I'm gonna enjoy the time it spends in it #memes i made #the substitute

[roguemonsterfucker]

don't mind me i'm just watching some monsterfucker movies for 'research' purposes

#getting some inspiration for this werewolf horror story #when i came up with the idea i had three movies in mind #dracula 2000 obviously because that's the one i was watching at the time #but i was also thinking of The Mummy 1999 #and so i watched that last night #and tonight i'm gonna watch a movie i only saw once but has lived in my head rent free #this movie is one i watched because Youtube suggested a review video for it and the review said it was awful #but the reason it was awful was because the monster noncon-ed the main female character #so i of course went 👀 and had to watch it #it is just objectively a badly done movie but it played with some fun ideas #so it helped inspire some things for my own writing #and for anyone worried i'm copying or stealing things for my own books: i'm not making money off my writing and i post it to ao3 #which is a fanfiction website #and even if i am heavily inspired by something you can rest assured it's my own take on the idea #i'm not James Somerton emotionlessly reading out someone else's writing #while the spark of inspiration may come from others it's all my own words and imagination bringing my version to life #and i'd never try to hide where i got ideas from #one of my stories (that I may post soon) is literally called Twilight But Better rofl

[nguyenfinity]

I’ve been working on a project all day so this was supposed to be a break doodle but now I’m near tears ‘cause. Kfdsjafhkjsdafhkjdhf them.

#enstars #cindeniki au is gonna be living in my head rent free for days #rinne amagi #niki shiina #rinniki #niicookie if you're reading this i will draw fairy godtaru later it's just that i just wanted to draw sappy rinniki stuff first #this concept has been living in my head for a while now #fun fact i don't think i've ever like. seriously drawn sappy romantic stuff before. #there's a first for everything i suppose #brb gonna go cry #yeah i added shoujo sparkles. sue me #how am i supposed to go back to working on my project in these conditions #cindeniki #edit: I FORGOT TO COLOR HIS CUFF IN local idiot can't even color her own designs right

[cpmhew]

Quentin 'I'm a Feminist' Coldwater

#why does he look like he's in a 1990's educational video #that's gonna get shown to a bunch of teenagers in a Very Progressive Sex Ed workshop on a Saturday afternoon #'its important that while enjoying yourself you remember that girls - women - are people.' #'they're leaders. we should all respect the shit out of them.' #quentin coldwater #the magicians #tm #shoutout to aspiringtoeloquence and mariek's mhea fic Gene Kelly Eat Your Heart Out #the running joke in that fic about Q being a star student in gender studies 101 lives in my head rent free #cp

[thathilomgirl]

#Yakusoku no Neverland #The Promised Neverland #Ray #Isabella #My TPN screencap captions #The Chronicles of Narnia #I was gonna draw something for Isabella but fatigue hit me #But this Narnia quote lived rent free in my head for a while and I thought it fit this panel

[thedragonemperess]

I need the & Juliet soundtrack injected directly into my veins and if that doesn't work I need it lazered into the forefront of my brain

#marankton speaks because why not #& juliet #specifically i want it that way when the guitar kicks in and every single song lance is in #THE WAY ANNE SAYS 'drink that koolaid' IN THE BROADWAY VERSION LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT FREE FOREVER #'tonight were taking names cuz we dont mess around' SLAY GIRLIEPOP #and juliet #&j #the amount of pure serotonin and giddiness that comes with listening to teenage dream/break free is unmatched #and the POWER that is both larger than life and its my life????? #immaculate #AND THAT'S ONLY THE FIRST ACT #DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE ABSOLUTE BLAST IT IS TO BE LIKE 'its gonna be MAY' AND THEN IT WAS M A Y #THE STRAIGHT CHILLS I GET LISTENING TO THE I CANT FEEL MY FACE/PROBLEM MASH UP???? #EVERY DAMN TIME BBG #THE I WANT IT THAT WAY REPRISE???? GIMME A MAN LIKE WILLIAM RIGHT NOW #AND DU BOI BAND'S BACK ALRIGHT 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #anyway #sorry im having a decently good time right now its weird that doesnt usually happen #edit: im not done #i always forget they threw a fucking adam lambert song in there and its always such a nice surprise #one more try????? BEAUTIFUL NO COMPLAINTS #and im not a girl not yet a woman is like so ???. i wanted to cry while watching it and almost cried when listening to it on the soundtrack #and youre right juliet i am feeling sexy and free youre so right lets get out of here #AND ONCE AGAIN THE FUCKING FULL BODY CONSISTENT CHILLS I GET LISTENING TO BLOW???? I WANT TO LIVE IN THAT FEELING

[masteraqua]

also the calypso's birthday episode ruled for a lot of reasons but stede murdering ned low? that ruled the hardest

#our flag means death #omfd spoilers #bruh the pikachu face from me was real #the setup. the suspense. the way you think he's not actually gonna do it #ESPECIALLY considering his complicated relationship with death and violence #man the character writing in this show hits hard when you least expect it #that moment is gonna live rent free in my head for a while

[im-no-jedi]

OMG I almost forgot to write down my dream from last night haha

featuring appearances from @jam-n-ham and @knight-tyme because they’re my freaking sisters and all that

putting it under a cut cause this is REALLY detailed 😂

so I was on vacation with my family at Disney World (which I often have dreams about), and we were staying at Animal Kingdom Lodge (like we always do). except unlike the real hotel, which keeps the wild animals FAR away from the buildings, our room was RIGHT up against the fake savanna, so the animals would literally come up to our windows. we even had a fenced off “yard” that we could walk out to and see the animals if we wanted. the dream started on the day we were supposed to go home though, so we were in the process of packing up.

however, it wasn’t just my family who was on this trip. for whatever reason, our long deceased dog was with us (I often have dreams about him, but never us taking him to Florida with us LOL). he ironically was fine whenever we let him out into the yard, so long as there weren’t any animals nearby at the time. we also had a bunch of young kids with us, who I think were supposed to be friends of my bro and little sis (who had de-aged into their 10-12 year old selves)?? we had a REALLY big hotel room apparently LOL. oh, and best of all… Hunter and Crosshair were there too. not any of the others, just the two of them. now, I’ve had dreams with just Hunter in them before as he’s been my go-to dream boyfriend for a while now. but the fact that Crosshair was there too was unusual. I would’ve figured maybe Echo and/or Omega would be there, but nope, it was Crosshair.

anyway, like I said, it was the last day of our trip, and everyone was packing up. I was in the middle of doing my makeup when I saw that there was a family of giraffes near one of the windows. I got really excited and called my dad over so we could take pictures of them. then I noticed something off to the side of the window, staring at us. it was a cheetah. literally just sitting next to the window being a creep and watching me and my dad photograph these giraffes. my dad said it was weird that the cheetah wasn’t chasing the giraffes, but to not worry about it (btw they don’t have cheetahs at the real hotel, only on the safari ride, far away from other animals LOL).

as dad and I are photographing the giraffes, Ham comes by to let the dog out to go to the bathroom. we tell her there are giraffes outside, so he probably shouldn’t go out, but she said he wouldn’t bark at the giraffes, so it was fine. and yeah, he was ok with the giraffes.

however.

we forgot about the cheetah.

the cheetah comes prowling out from its hiding place and starts walking around in plain sight. our dog sees a giant kitty and starts barking at it, to no surprise. now remember, this entire little yard attached to our room is fenced off, honestly more like a giant cage, with two layers of wire blocking us from the animals. even the cheetah couldn’t get through if it tried to. but our dog, our sweet anxious dog who only liked to chase squirrels and possums, somehow found a weak spot in the fence and managed to climb through it and into the savanna.

we all FREAKED OUT.

Ham was screaming at the dog to come back, several of the kids started crying, and my mom immediately called the front desk to let them know what happened. Hunter legit was ready to run out and catch the dog himself, but I stopped him.

in all this chaos, we failed to overlook something. if the dog was able to get out… then that meant other things could get IN.

sure enough, in her panicked state, Ham had left the back door open, with that break in the fence now larger than it was before. our dog was nowhere in sight… but large kitty growls could be heard from down the hall.

without hesitation, both Hunter and Crosshair ran off to go catch the cheetah while the rest of us hung back to protect the kids. we saw them chase the cheetah around for a bit before running back into the hall again. Hunter eventually came back and said he’d somehow lost track of it and figured it might’ve run back outside. then I asked him where Crosshair was, and he said that he thought Crosshair was right behind him the whole time…

then suddenly Crosshair comes out from the hallway, slowly, and with a malicious look on his face. his eyes suddenly turned slitted, and his mouth opened to reveal sharp teeth. he let out a low, feline growl.

he’s somehow gotten POSSESSED by the cheetah????

Crosshair quickly started chasing some of the kids around the room, on all fours like a cheetah. he lunged at me at one point, but Hunter was able to get him off me before he bit me. Hunter tells me and my family to get the kids to safety while he tries to wrangle Crosshair. Ham and I took the kids into one of the large rooms and shut the door so they can stay safe (my parents stay with them too).

then I went back to the two boys cause I wanna see what’s happening, but Ham stayed by the door where everyone else is. I return just in time to see Hunter wrestling with Crosshair (kinda similar to what happened on Kamino LOL). Hunter kicks Crosshair off of him, and Crosshair growls before lunging at Hunter again, but Hunter punches Cross hard enough that the cheetah gets completely knocked out of him, anime style. the defeated cheetah then humbly ran out back to the savanna again, while Crosshair was left on the floor in a sad, guilty state. he was pretty depressed for the rest of the time after that, distancing himself from everyone. a few of the kids comforted him later, saying it wasn’t his fault, and I about cried 🥺

the dream ended with several of us getting in our car to go look for our dog. we drove around for a bit to discover that several other dogs had gotten loose too, which was weird. we eventually found our dog running across the road, and Hunter offered to go catch him. but little sis (who is only about 10 at this time) said she wanted to do it and ran out of the car before anyone could stop her. I kid you not, this binch squatted down and stalked our dog exactly like Hunter would’ve; he and I just looked at each other like 😒 (although I could tell he was proud he rubbed off on her like that haha). once little sis carried our dog back into the car, the dream ended.

y’all I’ll never be able to look at Animal Kingdom Lodge the same way again ROFL

#I haven’t had this vivid of a dream in a WHILE #at least not one this worth writing down #feral cheetah Crosshair is gonna live rent free in my head all day thanks #XDXDXD #my dark and broody bandana man #Mr Snarky Sniper #my weird dreams