#is just astronomically funny to me

[catcatb0y]

Honestly though saying (or implying) that vocaloid or vocal synths in general "devalues the human voice" is SUCH an incredibly shit take for SO many reasons.

Like yeah Saki Fujita getting so many other roles in voice acting because of her contribution to Hatsune Miku (the anime cameos and stuff are usually done with her original voice, them modified to be robotic) is a bit of an outlier when most other vocaloid and sythns don't have that influence.

You can even sort of wave off the dozens upon dozens of people who go for realistic tuning- like whenever a synth has any sort of clarity, there are like five people commenting about how real they sound. Clearly people do still care about human sounding vocals, because they go nuts over realistic vtuning.

There are many different aspects of vocaloid that use human voices, too- from Set It Off's duet "Why Do I?", human rap artists using Miku's vocals as background, and the entire CONCEPT of Project Sekai which releases AND COMMISSIONS songs for vocal synths and real people.

But the sheer number of vocaloid producers who use their own vocals as back up (MikitoP, PinoochioP, and I believe Kira off the top of my head), the number of producers who can sing and/or do self covers (again Kira, GIGA, Ayase, Teniwoha, syudou and so many more), and the amount of vocal producers who have gone forward with legit musical careers after working with vocaloid (Kenshi Yonezu, most notably, who did work for years under the alias Hachi)

I mean, hell. There are vocaloid producers who go on to become vocaloid vocals themselves- like nostraightanswer, the vocal provider for DEX, who has made both vocaloid and original songs. Some even duets.

That's not even including creators like JubyPhonic, Rachie, Will Stenson, Lollia, Octavia, Razzy and Co., and SO many other HUMAN cover artists who gained following or honed their skills on none other than vocaloid covers. (And that's just a handful of English Cover artists, not like Sati Akura a Russian cover artist or Ado who has commissioned songs from vocaloid artists)

It's also not including UTAUites who input their own voices to use for covers.

"Devalues the human voice" is such blatant bs. They ARE human voices. They are OUR voices. "You'd think by now that we would have learned, behind every piece if art is a human to be heard." (- CircusP, 'Better Off Worse')

#and another thing #about bad faith interpretations #'it isn't that creative' #is just astronomically funny to me #because oh yeah I forgot how Detrimental (Maki ft. Big Al) sounds EXACTLY like Afraid Of Everything (Luka) and Better Off Worse (vFlower) #and Misery Loves Company (DEX) which are all by the same creator Circus-P #Usseewa sounds EXACTLY like Idiot and Cute Girlfriend (sydou) #Piece Of Art sounds exactly like Machine Gun and Games and Boom! Boom! Boom! (Kira) #hell even producers like DECO and wowaka who have styles that they tend to follow still sound differeng #Rollin Girl. Unknown Mother Goose. Two Faced Lovers- they're all distinct songa #Animal. Cinderella. Vampire. Zombies. and other DECO songs from the same line are still all uniquely different #hell 'no creativity'? #say that to (Not) A Devil where Miku duets HERSELF in the tuning style of two different producers (DECO*27 and Pinocchio P) #the people making duet covers with UTAU and VSythn Teto #vocaloid has always been a haven for creatives #for the artists who draw. the designers who make outfits. tuners. lyricists. MV makers. cover artists. #I'd say there's never been a more cohesively creative community #which is a little biased but genuinely #there's such an incredible outreach from the community as it grows #as it has grown

[pastriibunz]

me and @local-soda-can are gonna start outlining Nerdy Prudes Must Die Kai soon and here are a few ideas I had for that

can you guys tell i love inserting Kai’s name into the titles???

Kai comes in before/after/during literal monster holding a map of the school (the police or something forcibly enrolled her and now she has to go to school) and she’s just completely confused and lost

Max does the whole “this is my hallway!!” thing and Kai’s like “fun fact I literally do not care” and he pisses her off so much she kicks him in the balls- she meets the rest of the prudes while on the run from various teachers who’re trying to expel her or something

Kai was in the Waylon Place night of the prank to try and relax and get away from the chaos of Hatchetfield. There isn’t a sign of anyone breaking in bc Kai knows how to pick locks. Kai hangs out there a lot.

She walks in on them looking at Max’s (almost) dead body and is like “woah you guys killed that guy!!! ö haha I’m gonna go call the cops on yall I’m OUT!!!”

…Grace then blackmails her into helping bury/hide the body because she threatens to pin everything on Kai (bc Kai breaks in and shit)

Theres this scene with max and kai im making into a comic that has something to do with snickers and it needs to be real because it’s silly and also it makes way for this idea:

Kai hangs out with Max’s ghost a lot and she vents to him about how much she hates the prudes, how she wants to get back to Unington, and other shit

They like sending videos to the prudes group chat (that Kai was forcibly added into) that make it seem like Max is about to kill Kai and she always texts the dumbest shit after like “phew!!! made it out okay!!! gee, let’s hope that doesn’t happen again!”

They laugh their asses off about it

Kai has no friends during the run of NPMD

she hates the prudes for getting her involved in a manslaughter/murder,

she has no clue if max is her friend or if he’s only keeping her around for the snickers bars,

And everyone else is too in love with afraid of her to even get near her

It kinda hurts but she’s learning to deal with it

KAI RIZZ KAI RIZZ KAI RIZZ

that shit is STRONG guys

she got that Wattpad MC rizz

she does not want it-

she is either oblivious to it or painfully aware

no in between

She’s been bunking with Paul

They met on the street and they talked for a bit and Kai was like “yeah my hotels about to kick me out lol” and he was like “oh you can stay with me”

He doesn’t know why he said that, maybe it was just meant to be.

Anyways Kai agreed and Paul is the biggest dad ever

He asks her how school was and he cooks dinner for them and they snuggle on the couch and have movie nights

They have to share a bedroom but he got her dividers and turned the bottom of the closet into a hangout nook for Kai so it’s like she has her own little room

everyone keeps dragging Kai everywhere by the wrist- she does NOT wanna be there-

Kai keeps talking to the audience in front of everyone and she interacts with the audience a lot

For example, she crumples up and tosses her map to someone in the audience and finger guns and winks at them afterwards

She gets like a gazillion love notes a day-

she gets so angry she just eats them-

nobody knows why and they’re just like:

“Aw she’s silly :]”

“I LITERALLY HATE ALL OF YOU”

“I’m soooo in love with her :3”

“IM GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU”

in the words of my pal:

“she’s so perfect :3333

(she is going to go feral-)”

All of Kai’s classes have at least one prude in them

Kai kinda wishes she had friends and tries to talk to people, but she’s so autistic, socially awkward, and anxious she either ends up shutting down, staying quiet, or insulting them

Kai goes to the sports games purely for the food and hides in the bathroom the entire time (the crowds and lights overstimulate her)

Kai hangs out at beanie’s a lot

She’s still Emma’s favorite customer.

She accidentally calls her Mom a lot.

Emma loves it every time.

It often goes uncorrected.

If Kai is alive for homecoming, she’s going there WAY overdressed-

she’s been homeschooled the majority of her life and has never been to a school dance-

she’s only been to like high class galas/parties so she thinks it’s like that

spoiler alert it is NOT

Kai is aware she’s in a musical

she really doesn’t wanna be in one but she knows

sometimes you can see her groovin uncomfortably to the music in the background

That’s all! Idk if I’m gonna script this one out as, like I’ve said before: TKWDLM has a special place in my heart and I’m not ready to move on

plus I’m still super hyperfixated on TKWDLM-

oki that’s all for now bye bye :3

#kai drew #oc #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #tkwdlm #the kai who didn’t like musicals #hatchetfield #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #grace chasity #emma perkins #paul matthews #kai rizz is so funny to me #she doesn’t want it and yet it is ASTRONOMICAL #it’s literally that one post where it’s like “they really do let you hit if you’re goofy” #she just wants to go back to unington #she does not have TIME for her life turning into one of those 2016 various x reader fanfics #she is so completely done with everything

[astronomical-bagel]

captain bagel your homestuck post has made it to the youtubes

yeah I know T-T… this is my legacy…. My brother in karkat…. That post was never supposed to get popular AWUGH. I’m appreciative to have at least one popular post but why did it have to be HOMESTUCK…

#But it’s fine it’s fine it’s mainly just funny now #I wonder if my irls are ever going to see me in comps and recognize me now that they know my url….hm.. #astronomical asks

[pikkish]

why don't more doom fans do anything with the fact that vega is the name of a real star

#pikspeak #idk if you can call comparing traits of a fictional character to traits of a real astronomical body 'thematic parallels' #but there are some things between the two that are kind of making me go 'huh. isnt that funny.' #or maybe i am just grasping at straws #will i elaborate on this later? maybe. will i continue thinking about it? oh absolutely

[randomjreader]

We're gonna bring my levels of delulu up a notch — so you know how the basic dynamic of jokezo SO FAR is quite similar to morkpi from Fish upon the sky? WHAT IF... pondphuwin make a cameo in Hidden Agenda...as Mork and Pi...because they helped Joke in masterminding his whole plan to win over Zo...since their situation/dynamic was quite similar...

#IT DOES NOT HELP THAT IN RECENT MONTHS DURING EVENTS PONDPHUWIN KEPT TALKING ABOUT FUTS #i mean it was probably just to make fans happy #BUT STILL #THINK ABOUT IT #...yeah im aware im being astronomically delulu rn #let me have this please #it's funny to think about #hidden agenda #gmmtv #jokezo #joongdunk #joong archen #dunk natachai #fish upon the sky #morkpi #pondphuwin #pond naravit #phuwin tangsakyuen

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

He fishes his jacket off the tile and deposits the earring into the pocket, leaves them both on the floor. Before he exits the bathroom, he studies his sterling reflection. He’s not who he once was. No Christ, no Jacob, no Jeremiah. And he shouldn’t be. Because he’s twenty-four karat, twinkling, not just otherworldly, unforgiving, untouchable, not just a god or a man—but a trophy at last.

actually, sometimes I really do feel bad for Harrison <3

#he's so baby here #very happy you think you're a trophy babe <3 #all of BB has been genuine losses for harrison and #I think this is actually a brief but very genuine win #the funny thing is he actually looks WILD here #cowprint cowboy hat? check #fur coat? check #just smothered his entire face in silver pigment? check #mascara on his eyelids? check #but he's actually TRULY confident here haha #I'm happy he sees himself in that mess <3 #from one chaotic 21-yr-old to another... get 'em!!! #also there are many greyson chance easter eggs here #(in the greyson chance special interest era again) #(which little known fact about me I was ENTRENCHED in as a 12-14 yr old lol) #and actually BB is a love letter to all of his music #putting little references here and there just because #end of feb and all of march were... astronomically difficult times for me #(which is the exact time I started BB HAHAHA) #and his music largely kept me going! #and YOU GUYS TOO!!! #anyway 'he's not who he once was' is a reference to the 'i don't want to be the man I was' lyric in “athena” #and the trophy bit i've already mentioned is a reference to the live version of “nobody” #where he goes 'i'm not the trophy you think i am' #which is actually not in the studio version #which to me is 80s pop vibes but in 2021 lol #ANYWAY the LIVE VERSION is a sad piano ballad of THAT #so anyway I love that the trophy line which is 'i'm not the trophy you think i am' #was cut from the studio version but is in the sad piano version lol #don't know how to more articulately describe harrison's psychology in BB except for... that

[daz4i]

weirdest thing i get told is that I'm strong or resilient. girl i crumble into dust on a weekly basis. i only take the shape of a person the next day bc the wind blows me back into that. i do not want to be doing any of this

#i think. i just don't want ppl to think this is me being strong #bc i feel so weak. the smallest gust of wind makes me fall and fail to get up #when i say i never recovered from anything that has ever happened to me i mean it #it feels like my past and the way it shaped me into this horrible creature keeps pulling me down a bottomless pit #and i feel powerless to stop it. mostly because i don't want to #and i don't WANT to be strong. so how can i be? can you carry a weight without intending to? i don't think so (insert atlas allegory here) #and saying I'm resilient feels like a straight up lie (which is funny since this is what my name means i think). i am like an open wound #a sandcastle constantly getting washed by the waves and my loved ones are a kid building it over and over #...I'm being very poetic rn. most of this is bullshit. sorry. i haven't created in a long while #point is. i hate being called that. bc it's wrong. and if i ever do get better and start wanting to live somehow - #- then being called strong now when I'm doing this bad feels like an insult to my future self #and if I'm strong now then imagine the astronomical strength i would need to actually stop falling and start moving #i wish i was dead and rotting in the ground rn #vent #lots of these tonight. sorry. idk what's going on. maybe it's hormonal shit. maybe my lack of near goal. maybe life just sucks #(all of these are true and combined into one. so. I'm at my lowest ig)

[starlooove]

Babs and Luke being like dukes cool cousins

#blk Babs btw #as always my faves have to be blk #I think it’s funny #how FAST Babs made it to the top of my list after reading like 2 comics #the exact opposite happened with Tim #fandom tim had me and then I read his comics and hated him #In a younger brother I HAVE to bully kinda way #actually cousin. not that close. #but fandom Babs irritated me and the comics shot her up astronomically mwah #the girlbossification of Babs and Harley needs to be studied #why do y’all remove their actual characters just to make them perfect with flaws that actually aren’t even that bad #NOOO THEYRE SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THEYRE COMPLEX BRO #I did a whole thing Abt this on Harley but I can’t on Babs bc idk her like that #Babs and Luke are bad influences forreal

[lenievi]

honestly love how Spock would just silently mouth whatever illogical bullshit Kirk would say

“missionary”, “astronomical”

wonder if there’s more

#he's so done with him #this is one of those rarer mainly spock and kirk episodes where i don't find their interactions boring #the main reason is that they're on a different sides of the problem #but that's what they need. when spock just silently follows it's like is that even spock? #but overall this is a good mc/s episode :D #100% serious #(as a note i don't find kirk and spock's interactions boring when mccoy is present. or when there's trouble on the ship #it's just in episodes where they're removed from mccoy and from the enterprise #and kirk usually just steals the spotlight and spock is just there because... reasons #i think people tend to misunderstand this about me. just because i don't ship them doesn't mean i don't enjoy many of their moments. i just #find some boring. the same way i find some spock and mccoy's scenes badly written. i just tend to not talk about those scenes much lol) #maybe not badly written but... not following established patterns... and being over-exaggerated #tos nonsense #astronomical is from a piece of the action ofc #and i do in fact find their interaction in that episode boring on a deeper level… like it’s funny but not compelling enough

[seo-changbinnies]

marie, my funny queen, can you provide me with some funny memes/reaction images? my camera roll is dry and ur by far the funniest person on this site so i thought you might be able to supply me with some.

these are the latest ones that i have saved rn!

#some of these are very niche akdjskdjskkf #sorry if ur looking for skz themed ones i don’t really have that many that are funny! just lots of heart memes! #and tytyty for calling me funny u have astronomically boosted my ego for the day #there’s one more that i just found and runs thru my mind all day bc it’s hilarious #but it might be triggering to some so obv not gonna post it #the people it should trigger is ME and yet . #asks #anon

[daswarschonkaputt]

there’s gonna be a little delay on the final between the sheets chapter, maybe next week? the heatwave just about killed me and then the charges my estate agent levelled against my deposit finished me off

#fic: between the sheets #kaputt writes stuff #status: still alive #it's so funny to me bc i used to work for a housing developer #i know firsthand that estate agents are full of shit #but at the same time the effort it takes to argue this shit is just astronomical

[starbuck]

whats the astronomically bad take that prompted that post? asking out of curiosity

Not bad in any sort of funny way, unfortunately, just weird fandom morality stuff that never fails to rub me the wrong way.

I don’t like it when characters being Good People is held up as the most important part of their character and linked to their worth (as “people”) because I just think that’s a really dogshit way to analyze media, for one, but I also think that it can lead to some very weird interpretations where a character is put on a pedestal for their “Goodness” in a way that robs them of the nuance they were written with.

idk. idk. i just personally don’t care if characters are “good.” I think it’s cool and fine if they suck ass, honestly. STOP calling characters i like “good.” STOP SLANDERING MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

#sorry this is vague - i am TRULY trying very hard not to call anyone out here #bc it is very much a general problem also #this was just one example i happened to see by accident #i definitely don’t seek out takes i know will annoy me #if i did - i’d probably see a lot more funny ones #so yeah. not astronomically bad - just kinda cringe and moralistic #like. when i think about what separates the character in question from other characters - goodness is honestly Not what springs to mind… #that is not the point whatsoever - in my view #some people just can’t deal with media where no character is 100% right - i think #so they erase characters’ really excellent flaws - to cope #terrible. #they could never understand [awful redacted song] by [REALLY obnoxious redacted artist]

[astronomical-bagel]

WAIT the really awkward pics of roman blog was YOU???

my brother in crepes ITS IN THE BIO???

IM THE ONE WHO STARTED THE WHOLE TREND. THAT WAS ME. I WAS THE FIRST ONE!!!

#this is /nm and also /lh #ITS JUST SO FUNNY HOW SO MANY PEOPLE DONT REALIZE WHICH SIDEBLOG IS ME EVEN WHEN ITS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE #also throwback to that time when i discovered all of the 'awkward pics of ___' blogs had a discord together and I WASNT IN IT. #EVEN THOUGH THEY *KNEW* I WAS THE FIRST ONE BC THEY ASKED ME FOR PERMISSION TO MAKE THEIR BLOGS!!! #im fine about that im normal #astronomical asks #beloved mutuals

[lettucedloophole]

urg wait abt the music in dungeon meshi. i think the first op was soooo amazingg the sound is so kinda medieval it was really cool... i also like the second op but i realised lately that the cuter op would've probs fit better with the first half of the season but perhaps the first op was more engaging? that kinda serious op that Hooks you into the series... the choice to play that upbeat ed after That episode where you know Falin 💀 probs was just how things turned out, originally i thought it would be cooler if they put a more downcast ed there kinda like that madoka switch after mami's death (i think, it's been awhile lol) but upon thinking abt it more the juxtaposition of the horrifying and somber moment kinda reflects the series tone well and especially laios, some of the Things this Fukicng Guy says. like bro...... he has an interesting mind.

#dungeon meshi spoilers #more rambling #idk why i wanted to write this i Dont remember. #i dont think i forgot anything it was just anticlimactic #im gonna need to watch the first op like a thousand more times to get my fill of it #bump of chicken is p cool. funny coincidence.. #i had a bump of chicken song in my Very Long watch later on youtube that i only listened to after looking into the dunmeshi song #it's a nice coincidence it came up cos its pretty good. called astronomical observation #i don't like the full version of sleepwalking orchestra as much as the op. i also love and NEEED the visuals. esp the spread of all the #girls then the guys. the vibe of that is just so cool idk #it feels like it Means something important #but i usually try to listen to the full versions of ops. but im too brainrotted on the meshi to uhm. enjoy it without the visuals. #song n show is Intertwined for me now #i think i will go watch the op again now

[senxitive]

Imagine me saying "I don't wish to talk about it" and really meaning "I'd rather die than burden you."

#the lengths i will go to self sabotage are....astronomical #yet i have no control over it #its self sabotage or feel humiliated and risk sensing disapproval or rejection #im sorry all ive been doing is being depressive #i feel stupid about that too #its funny that i do everything imagineable to not allow people to help or care about me and still feel like a burden #because my energy is depressive and i dont seem rational because im not regulating my emotions and being able to function like a big girl #its stupid #idk what has me in a spiral #life in combination with having started birth control after my surgery i think and just hormones in general #hoping it passes #ive had two periods in the last 3 weeks

[rosereign]

I love summer nights with my family ❤️

#a big ass frog scared me tonight #it didn’t even do anything scary it just existed and it gave me weird vibes #my daughter isn’t scared of frogs though and she saw it first idk how she did because it was dark so I guess sista just has some great #eyesight #the puppies are getting slapped around by mean cat I hope they can get along in the future until then it’s funny and cute #the puppies really poop way too much I am not poo patrol but I might as well be seeing how much poop I had to deal w this week alone is #astronomical #am I manifesting poop? #poo equals rich fertilizer for sowing those seeds of success sis