#it could be Travis waking up and choosing chaos

[murderless-crows]

Look, I've been getting some weird vibes from Chetney for some episodes now and last episode's skit just reinforced the vibes, okay?

"Do you want to intimidate or actually wound with that slash?" And Travis shrugged. Chetney doesn't give a fuck if the merchant dies (NPCs have very low HP, if he scored a crit that woman was probably gone). He hands her a healer kit afterwards, but he could've killed her before having the chance to offer healing.

He almost killed a woman for overcharging some chisels. I got some mob vibes from him in that scene. Like, it was a fun skit, but it read like a Puzo scene blended with some gothic horror.

On the other hand, Chetney was a monster hunter of some kind, because Matt says that he has vast experience dealing with monsters of many types. Which is quite curious, if we consider that he IS A WEREWOLF. Something that a monster hunter would track and kill.

And let's not forget that there's something fishy going on with the woodworking crew. Orym could cut the tension between the wood carver at the heist town and Chetney with a butter spreader. And that woman felt like someone capable of shiving a bitch with a chopstick, btw. There's also Utgard, who seems someone important, very dangerous and super shady.

What does the audience know about Chetney looking at these things?

He's comfortable with brutal intimidation. He is a monster, but he used to kill them. He was part of a organisation with very strong, very shady individuals who show 0 hesitation to kill each other.

I'm almost 100% sure that the woodcarving guild was a monster hunter guild of some sort. I'm beginning to wonder if Chetney agreed to be a werewolf as part of the guild's tradition, or if he escaped the guild after being transformed.

TL;DR: This geriatric gnome was part of a mob Belmont house, me thinks.

#don't take it too seriously #it could be Travis waking up and choosing chaos #and the dice gods being indulgent #but the wood carvers are some kind of mafia for sure #chetney pock o'pea #critical role #cr chetney #cr3 #cr spoilers #bells hells

[sheepwasfound]

dnf moments caught from within the chaos (every single one)

 march 10th george alt stream

 ***

first video:

00:11:40-00:12:30 "is that george from dreamhunt?"

00:20:37-00:21:10 g:"me and dream argue about the stupidest things"

(many good sap/gogy sibling moments! and then...)

00:26:49 dream joins in secret and george tries to figure it out

00:27:26 dream gives himself away with a chuckle

00:27:55-00:29:00 "i was watching George's stream, i didn't even know you were streaming"

00:34:08-00:34:45 lil uk travel ban talk

00:36:46 g:"'late nights in the middle of june' this is true x2"

00:37:52-00:38:10 1.5 inches elephant still on george's desk

00:40:56-00:41:12 dream chuckling going "george is so salty"

00:49:04 dream hasn't paid george the $1,000 from geoguessr

00:49:50 dream tries to get george to play geoguessr

00:50:18-00:50:45 george tells dream about dreamhunt guy

00:53:37 d:"im on literally negative sleep"

00:55:57 g:"'tell dream you love him' no."

00:56:27-00:57:00 g:"'george you're the hottest piece of ass in dreamhunt' is that true dream?", d:"maybe it is" + "you're such an idiot"

00:57:14-00:57:54 dream tries to think of who in one direction each one of them are, can't choose for george

00:59:12 d:"he's like the most annoying person on the planet" (prob cus he can't focus on chess cus of gogy)

01:17:36 sapnap doesn't reply to george, dream replies immediately

01:19:26-01:19:40 + 01:21:56-01:22:50 talking about george exposing dream for the s*x tiktok

01:24:13 g:"ok i'm gonna go get water. dream, entertain my stream."

01:29:55-01:32:00 george and sapnap argue over servers, simp dream settles it w/ a "coin flip" (rigged)

01:33:40-01:34:50 sapnap waited for dream to wake up for burger day, s:"george wishes he coulda been a part of that"

01:36:12 d:"i was actually writing lyrics this morning"

01:40:37-01:42:12 stonks talk g:"what do i invest in?" d:"me"

(dreamnap moments interval here...)

01:50:14 s:"should i tweet out a picture of your girlfriend george?", d:"it's gonna be like a picture of my yt icon"

01:52:11-01:52:43 d:"'dnf arc'? yeah maybe", g:"is it a joke to you?"

01:52:57-01:53:11 sapnap and dream don't send george good morning texts & it upsets him

01:53:13-01:53:45 george didn't laugh at dream's joke, so dream calls him out for not paying attention

01:53:51 g:"'pretty privilege is real and you have it!' is this true dream?" d:"yeah. yeah"

01:54:13-01:54:55 sapnap accusing george of having a girlfriend, g:“dream, should we just tell them?”

01:59:30-01:59:50 g:“’can you say bleepbleep dream?’ no i can’t say that”, d:”just say it. george.”

02:02:00 g:“’is it true quackity and dream constantly fight for your love?’ it’s true”

02:02:10-02:03:00 d:”we were in our, like, linked arc. except for opposites …attract”

02:03:30 dream starts going through his texts with george

02:04:30 d:”my favorite number is…one second, i’m pulling up my george contact”

02:05:35-02:06:20 dream reads out their texts about waking up at the same time & having s*x

02:06:33-02:08:00 george’s “ayo muffin man” text to dream where he asked if he could make a joke about dream’s cheating drama, d:”you were being a good friend”

02:07:02 g:”we don’t text that much” d:”we text, like, everyday, but…”

02:08:36 first video ends

***

second video:

00:10:35 george shoots dnf on a wall, d:”you’re so dumb”, s:”what?”, d:”george”

00:14:30 g:”dream come baaaaackk”

00:16:22 dream in the bg laughing alone “this text is so funny! this text is amazing” (note: he started going through their texts, like, 20 mins ago)

00:17:25-00:17:58 george’s first text to dream: “hi loser”, sapnap asking about his first text, d:”that’s different”

00:20:38-00:21:00 s:”maybe if you were watching my stream instead of watching george’s all the time” + s:“maybe if you weren’t in your, like, dnf arc all the time”

00:22:40-00:23:15 g:“’george and dream’s brotherly relationship is so iconic’ brotherly?”, d:”someone in chat said ‘the alabama arc’”

00:26:05-00:26:30 pickle dick g:”dick-…dip his hands in the pickle jar”

00:27:05 d:”you’re an idiot george, you’re such a, you’re such a dick”

00:30:29-00:41:45 discussion about covid travel rules and george going to florida, george heatedly going through every possible trick to get there but dream being responsible about it

00:34:00 g:”dream, get me a private jet”

00:34:56 g:”i’ll just stay”, d:”for how long?”, g:”forever.”

00:36:13 gnf charity for private jet and then george will grapple down from a helicopter, d:”you’re such an idiot x2”

00:36:51 g:”i’m not actually joking” + g:”no it’s not impossible!” *checks cost of a private jet*

00:38:20 d:”you need to double it cus you have to go back” g:”i’m not going back. i’m not going back”

00:38:38 about deportation g:”dream, you can just protect me dream, just don’t let them take me away”

00:39:29 about deportation g:”then what if i never go back, what if i just never go back?”

00:40:01 g:”wait i have an idea dream. what if you just married me?” s:”you’re not allowed to marry someone to get them in the country”, g:”well that’s not the only reason”

00:41:13 g:”’sounds like dream doesn’t wanna meet you’ yeah he doesn’t”

00:43:43 g:”to be fair you are in your silly goose arc”, d:”i’m not in any goose arc” *mutual giggling*

00:44:45-00:45:25 discussion about obama escorting george on his private jet

00:47:38 dono:“you visiting dream is not a no, it’s a not yet”

00:50:21 g:”’just admit it, you’re madly in love with dream and you’re using this as an excuse to marry him’ no. this is false”, g:”i’m in my hating dream arc right now” d:”well, i mean … it’s about to be in a different arc though”

00:50:40 finishing each other’s sentences

00:50:50 s:”i wish karl was here.”, s:”at least i would have someone to be like, in love with, jesus”

00:51:29 d:”sapnap third wheel arc” s:”you guys may flirt and stuff, but me and you have physical s*x” d:”oh my goddd, what the hell?! that’s too far!”

00:54:43 sapnap teasing george about being able to cuddle dream, g:”i don’t care, i don’t care”

00:56:27 george teasing sapnap about having a gf again, s:”you have a dream”

00:56:43 g:”should i play geoguessr?” d:”oh, yes!”

00:57:07 d:”i’m exhausted and i’m laying in bed” (but he’s still staying)

(00:58:30 geoguessr starts, they’re tired and argue a lot)

01:00:48 arguing about colors g:”well you’re wrong” d:”maybe- actually maybe i think that’s- actually you’re right”

01:03:27 george was going to do geoguessr with wilbur today, but is too tired now

01:07:55 d:”if you had asked, i would’ve told you” g:”i didn’t wanna ask, i did it myself” *sassy*

01:13:55 george missed dream’s joke and he called him out for it again

01:17:00 g:”i’m not buying a maid dress” d:*silence*

01:20:10 g:“’dream we need your support to get george in a maid dress’ what do you think dream?”, d:*silence*

01:21:53 g:”you know what dream? i trust you”, d:”no, don’t trust me!”

01:22:50 dono:”when you asked dream if you should wear a maid dress, the silence was so loud” d:*silence*

01:23:23 after george makes a dumb voice d:”why are you reading like that?”, d:”i’m about to leave” (spoiler: he doesn’t leave, just stops looking for 30 secs)

01:24:10 g:”what do you mean you’re not even looking?”, g:”why, do you hate me?”, d:”you were being in your annoying arc”

01:34:28 dono:”do you have a song that makes you think of dream?”, d:”probably heat waves”, + george saying he doesn’t think of dream when listening to songs and dream not buying it

01:36:40 dream replying for him that george’s most listened to travis scott song is goosebumps (aka “their song”)

01:39:50 george confirms goosebumps is his most listened to travis scott song

01:42:26 d:”this is the last game im playing with you”, d:”cus i don’t wanna play with you anymore” (spoiler: it’s not the last one)

01:45:52 g:”alright one more”, d:”no i said i’d-…ok fine whatever one more” (spoiler: it’s not just one more)

01:48:46 dream mishears that george is gonna kiss him

01:54:24 g:”alright here’s the last game guys”, d:”you keep saying that, you keep…leading me on”

01:57:02 d:”that was the last one”, g:”no we said we were ending on a win” (no they didn’t) g:”you can’t leeeeeave, you can’t leave! it’s not allowed”

01:58:17 dono:”what is a place you’ve always wanted to go?”, g:”idk”, d:”america”

01:59:27 g:”i just, i was like…aaaaaghhhhlldududu you know?”, d:”yeah, i do know”

02:05:00 d:”alright, i’m gonna head out”, g:”wait, wait just wait”, g:”why are you in your like salty era?”, d:”why are you in your clingy era?”, d:”i think it would make sense if i left when i want to”, g:”alright, well, leave then, see what happens, you’re gonna regret it, that’s all i know”

02:05:30 dream leaves the call but then immediately starts watching george’s stream until he ends (who’s the one in their clingy era?)

02:06:10 george talks about going to bed (dream’s already in bed so they’re synced once again) 

#dreamnotfound #dnf #there are so many amazing moments i saw no one talk about on here pls watch them #yeah i rewatched the whole thing... #now its my bedtime... #btw dream kept staying on call cus he wanted to go to sleep at the same time as george dont talk to me #sheepy #recap #gogy alt #sheepy recap #gogy alt 10.3

[night-filled-mountain]

⚡️- favorite yasha moment

👁 - favorite fjord moment

🤜🏽 - favorite beau moment

wild card: do whichever emoji ask you want to talk about that hasn't been covered yet!!

thanks for doing all of these! They are brightening my day to read them :-)

 Aw, no problem!! 🙂 Sorry this one took a little longer; I’m doing most of these during my lunch breaks at work.

⚡️ - favorite yasha moment

Oh, absolutely the pit fight with Kal Dimmins, the dwarf woman, in Rexxentrum. “Finish it, champion.”

Like...I know Ashley as a D&D player, ok? Because Ashley is me. Outwardly shy and reserved; hesitant to initiate things, RP-wise; lots of good ideas, and even a healthy amount of chaos in her soul, but improv doesn’t come to her naturally. And her long absences certainly haven’t helped. So it’s not often we get to see her 100% take the reins, do her own thing, and engage in RP that blows the minds of the entire cast and audience alike. And that’s what happened here. 

Seeing Yasha work out her guilt and anger in this violent, self-destructive, totally unexpected way? It was complicated, it was terrifying, it was really disturbing, and yet also weirdly hot?? It was everything. I’m so glad we have Ashley back full-time now, that she’ll have so much more time to get comfortable with her characters and all storylines going forward, and that there’s a chance we might get to see many more scenes like this.

👁 - favorite fjord moment

“I pull the blade back and throw it.”

That whole scene is gold, actually. It’s the culmination of Fjord’s entire arc up until that moment, and we couldn’t have gotten a more satisfying climax. First we get the pirate arc, which Fjord spends flirting with darkness (figuratively and literally...), tasting power, and ultimately choosing to let it go. To keep the final cloven crystal, defy Uk’otoa, and go home to pursue his teammates’ goals instead of his own. Then he’s haunted by increasingly threatening dreams, taunted by brief losses of power, all while frantically holding onto the web of lies he’s spun for his found family throughout the campaign...and then this.

The final dream that caused him to snap. “You need me more than I need you.” Plunging the sword into his own chest before finally, agonizingly, choosing to pull it out and pitch it into the lava. The fact that all of this went down at one of the Wildmother’s shrines. The fact that Caduceus was right on the verge of getting a new (well, ancient) sword re-f(j)orged for him. The fact that Fjord and Travis were so obviously hesitant throughout this scene, so uncertain about whether they really wanted to go for it--and then, in a classic Fjord/Travis move, they did. The dizzying catharsis of the immediate aftermath, with Fjord immediately waking Caduceus up to heal him, dropping his fake accent, confessing everything to the party and receiving their unconditional love and all the weapons they had to offer...

I really, really love this moment, anon.

🤜🏽 - favorite beau moment

Oh, this one was hard.

I think I’m going to have to narrow it down to a top three? In chronological order, as always:

(1.) Molly’s eulogy. Honestly, this might win out as my #1. Marisha acted the hell out of this scene. It was devastating, it made me sob like a small child, and it also had such a profound effect on Beau’s character development, on the whole group’s view of Molly, and on the way they used his memory to help define themselves and their mission going forward.

“Do y’all remember what Molly said a few weeks ago when he told us that he left every town better than what he found it?...And I told him this story of ruining a couple’s lives by extorting them because I fucking could. Because I fucking felt like it...And I’m not going to do that again.”

(2.) Talking to the Plank King on Darktow after the Avantika fight. I know the “I......wait?” moment was the obvious choice here, but this is the payoff for that moment: Beau fully growing into her role as an expositor, speaking up when no one else knew what to say or do, choosing to flex her diplomacy and deception skills instead of her fists...and then getting to flex her fists as well.

“I'm with a secret order of the monks from the Cobalt Soul...”

“You have sixty seconds, but I have more knuckles.”

And the final consequence of her magic fists and Avantika’s silence:

"I hope your sea god, or whatever it is, is very merciful on the other side.”

Caleb might have cast the Wall of Fire, but Beau was the MVP of this whole stunning encounter, and it was a delight to witness.

(3.) Addressing King Dwendal and the Cerberus Assembly right after the cathedral fight.

And if you’re noticing a pattern, then yes, I think that Expositor Beauregard, brilliant and respected secret agent of the Cobalt Soul, is the hottest thing in the world. Not only because she gets to prove how brilliant and respectable she is, but because she always takes advantage of her position of power to get in some kind of dig below the belt, whether it’s punching a pirate captain in the face or counter-snarking at the King of the Dwendalian Empire for snarking at Caduceus (“my educated guess,” she says, knowing that he mocked the mellow, slow-talking firbolg for saying it, but he wouldn’t dare do the same to her).

Aaaand I’m editing this because I realized I forgot the wild card!

wild card: do whichever emoji ask you want to talk about that hasn't been covered yet!!

I’m gonna go with:

💕 - favorite cr show other than the campaign

And it’s “Between the Sheets.” I love Between the Sheets. Live interviews normally make me so nervous, like too nervous to watch them. So Brian’s ability to put me at ease with this show, to make me feel like everything will definitely be totally safe and chill and free of secondhand embarrassment, even as the cast members and guests unveil so many deeply personal memories and feelings and make me cry every single time...it’s kind of the best.

#asks from the askbox #critical role #yasha nydoorin #fjord #travis willingham #beauregard #marisha ray #mollymauk tealeaf #caduceus clay #between the sheets #brian w. foster #yasha #beau #mollymauk #molly #caduceus

[princessamericachavez]

Little Fjorester things from ep 115

I KNOW THEY WERE LITTLE BUT LET ME ENJOY THE CRUMBS WE GET BECAUSE THEY ARE STILL ADORABLE LIKE PLS:

Jester giving Fjord her sketchbook?

Like, that’s basically her diary and the way she worship(ed) the traveler and there’s probably so many personal things in there

AND YOU’RE TELLING ME IT’S IN HIS POSSESSION RIGHT NOW?

He said he shoved it into his pocket after Daggen’s awful sketch but like

will Travis remember he has it?? (probably not)

Did he see anything as he passed the pages to find a blank page? (yes pls lemme dream) 

JUST LOOK AT THEM

It’s like she’s giving him a little piece of herself and he’s so happy to accept it, I’m-

“What if they turn into turtles or something?? Fjord, that would be your nightmare!” 

LMFAO THE BANTER I CAN’T DJAFÑAJD

“Some creatures hunt for sport here.”

Jester: “The animals?”

Fjord (softly): “I don’t think he’s talking about animals.”

LOOK AT HIS FACE HE’S SO SOOOOOOFT

Jester: “Oh... the monsters. Right.”

“What if it starts like just a physical thing but then slowly over the week’s that you’re guiding them you start to realize, like, ‘oh my gos, I think I might t have feelings for them but I can’t let them know because there’s an unwritten code’ and it gets awkward and then the long glances”

[...] “And then you have to pretend, you have to pretend for the rest of your life that it didn’t mean anything!”

YEAH

YOU KNOW WHAT

YOU KNOW WHAT LAURA BAILEY

YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO COME FOR ME (and your hubby) LIKE THAT

okay okay okay moving on

listen 

THE SCRY

like the way he starts all casual and curious fjord because that’s how he usually is and trying to be all coy about it but then Matt Mercer blesses us by specifying it’s only a couple feet away from Jester

And you can see the moment it CLICKS’s for Fjord that this orb is scrying on Jester

AND DAMN FJORD JUST FREEZES LIKE THIS FOR A SOLID FIVE SECONDS 

AND JUST GIVES A LITTLE ‘HMM’ AND THE SMALLEST NOD

AS HE REALIZES

DLKFJAÑDKLFJA

FJORD GOING INTO PROTECTIVE MODE YESSSSSS

And That’s when he actually walks straight to the thing, still pretending not to see it

and he steps next to it and does this sharp breath as he turns to look at Jester

Right before he drops that bomb 

“It seems like we’re not the only ones watching. If you try to hurt my friends I will hunt you down to the ends of the earth. Keep. Your. Distance.”

I’M SO SAD THAT LUCIEN PROBABLY DIDN’T HEAR THAT 

LISTEN

MATT

PLS JUST BEND THE RULES FOR ME

GIVE IT TO ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

still *breaths in and out* okay it’s fine because he still said that, still meant it, so it’s fineeee

AND THE WAY HE TELLS HER

Trying to soften the blow, clearly, because he doesn’t want to make her anxious

“But, Jester, it was located where you were. Perhaps it’s the Gentleman or perhaps it’s...”

“I don’t think he can do it.”

And then Veth suggests Lucien knows Jester now because of the scrying spell and he’s immediately like “Does Lucien know her now, though, because of the scrying spell?”

“Fjord, if that happens again, just wake me up. I can dispel it.”

IDK THEIR QUIET LOOKS 

LOOK AT THEM

And then Fjord and Caduceus bring up the possibility that Lucien could properly see Jester and not just a ‘scrying ball’ 

And she’s clearly distressed by it

So Jester does what Jester does and jokes about how she might have looked like inside the ball

And Fjord plays along, sort of, saying her mouth was open when she slept which is definitely an attempt to cheer her up

“You were sleeping with your mouth open, if it’s any consolation.”

And it works because it’s funny and just LOOK AT THEM

HE’S SO PROUD THAT HE MADE HER SMILE AT LEAST A LITTLE

every time 

im just

The way they always focus on each other during group chaos

like how she’s so offended that fjord suggests yasha use her sword to dispel the necromantic stone

“I can dispel it! I have dispel!”

“Oh, right!”

LMFAO LOOK AT THIS DUMMIES 

(also some side delicious Beauyasha with Beau yelling “i am not having yasha walk up and hit it with her sword!)

okay and then, of course, Jester wants to pull a prank pointing people towards the Emerald 

and first when Caleb tries to disuade her because “that’s murder” she snaps back “well they should be smarter than that” (lol meaning Caleb)

but then Fjord says “it’s a bit much” and says he would’ve gone for it if he’d seen her sign and her immediate response is so much softer like-

And then by the end, after they both try to convince her...

they share this super long glance and he quietly says “leave it?” and she finally gives in 

BECAUSE SHE TRUSTS HIS JUDGEMENT THE MOST OK???

SHE DOES

AND HE’S USUALLY DOWN FOR SHENANIGANS EXCEPT IF SOMEONE COULD GET HURT

AND HE KNOWS SHE DOESN’T WANT PEOPLE TO GET HURT

BECAUSE, LIKE HE SAID IN RUMBLECUSP, HE KNOWS SHE CARES

OK OK OK OK

look listen this is ooc but also not so hear me out

so they went to break before the yeti attack right?

and jester and fjord were both inside of the net

and then Yasha helps Jester out of it 

but Travis is still super stressed and looking at his spells 

AND I’M PRETTY SURE HE WAS PLANING ON HOW TO GET THEM BOTH OUT WITH A SPELL OR SOMETHING

(they probably planned it on the break???) 

because Laura turns to Travis and she’s like “did you hear that? I just got free of the net” and his whole body language relaxes like “oh, good... wait how” 

anyway

YES HE WAS GOING TO GET HER OUT YOU CAN’T CHANGE MY MIND

and then and then and then

before they realized Fjord had advantage to get out of the net

they were planning for him to shoot eldritch blast

and then jester was going to hold the net up for him

LISTEN 

i choose to imagine this conversation happened during battle ok?

you can’t stop me

and speaking about fjorester being protective of each other

Lucien messages Jester

and a) travis just drops the thing he’s looking at which is hilarious, b) fjord does not look happy when jester tells them, but not in an angry way but in a *hundred yards stare i’m gonna kill that fucker* kinda thing

Fjord, after noticing another scrying orb: Oh, yes... they seem to be locked on you again. 

Jester: *fails to dispel it*

Jester: Is it gone?

Fjord, looking at it: Yes.

Fjord: You got it. 

Jester: Really? Oh my gosh! I’m so good at this!

LOOK AT THAT SMILE OKAY HE IS SO IN LOVE I CAN’T

OKAY FIRST OF ALL

THIS IS ONLY THE SECOND LIE FJORD HAS EVER TOLD JESTER AND THAT FUCKS ME UP OKAY?

BUT ALSO 

he’s just trying to ease her mind 

she’s clearly upset what with lucien being able to see her, scrying on her and now messaging her... she’s annoyed and pissed and —scared—

so Fjord, going back to his protective mode, lies to ease her mind

if there’s nothing they can do about the scrying right now, at least he can make her feel like she got back at the fucker who dispelled her before

okay that’s all

tune in next week (maybe) for more yelling

who’s excited for tonight?

#fjorester #fjord stone #jester lavorre #critical role #sofia's nonsense #man i haven't done one of this in a while but here you goooooo