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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months

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i f. i fucking forgot a pencil so i cant scribble out this Thought i had while on a lil road trip today - basically i was thinkin about Wally, as ya do, and i asked myself why does Wally eat with his eyes? its such a Fascinating yet somewhat Out Of Place choice for him. how did Clown come up with that? its so unique. it stands tf out.

and then i remembered Frank & Poppy's convo for their 'bug' audio, and how he says "you eat with your eyes first" and like... thats a real phrase. ive heard it in my life. & it set off lil alarm bells in my head the first time i listened to the clip, i just hadnt connected the dots yet. so its feasible that thats why Wally eats the way that he does - and an in-universe explanation could be that Wally heard the phrase before he could learn how to eat 'properly', and took it literally

essentially:

Frank: you eat with your eyes!

Wally: *rdj meme format* you eat with your eyes

#also dont have wifi so i cant type out my musings on my laptop #and typing on my phone kinda Hurts #so! this is a note to myself to Talk About This and Scribble a silly thing Later!#in a couple of days!#no wonder he only eats when no one is looking....#they all eat Normally but hes over there like 'oh shit oh fuck i dont know how to do that. uhhhhhhh'#i imagine he heard it and immediately internalized it forever #core memory. this action will have consequences. new skill unlocked. this cannot be undone.#wally just casually fucking with the laws of reality.... good for him! good for him #i mean why not!#its not like he knows what reality is! or the laws of physics! he doesnt have to obey what he doesnt understand!#someone says You Can Do This and hey. look at that. he can!#and wow this beef jerky im eating tastes like chemicals.#absolutely unprompted #homebogging #welcome home speculation #wh speculation #I HAVE BEEN SITTING ON THIS. FOR HOURS. DYING TO WRITE IT OUT AND POST #BUT I WAS IN THE CAR AND I GET CARSICK SO EASILY #so i couldnt....#but now! now i am in this motel! relaxing! not moving! AND I CAN POST!!!!#anyhow i really need to get on posting more Thoughts bc i have so many #on wally's behavior on other characters & dialogue choices and just!!! Agh!!!!#speculation galore!!!!#ill have to wait though! sadly!#damn. i cant draw i cant Post. whats a bitch supposed to do #good thing i brought my crochet project smh #and a book <3

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tsukana · 5 months

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every time i see you in my notifs i feel like i got a good grade in Blog I Like A Lot

oh my god????? that is so sweet???? ToT also WILD to comprehend that im a blog that ppl like a lot....i just say words and soemtimes they make sense...this is so sweet i genuinely rly needed this i think

#irls besn SHIT lately #also like. genuine quesiton to qsmp ppl who follow me. am i somehow a Name now. bc i feel like i always look at other ppl and go oh #i know them/of them. but ive never thought that i might be. like that. wild #tsu talks #tsu answers #<-i cant remember my ask tag without xkit.....(is on phone)#isa-ghost

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13eyond13 · 10 months

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absolutely hate that you can't just tap on the middle reblog in a chain and find that post on the poster's blog anymore. Like what if i want to ignore the last 2 unfunny posts on an otherwise good reblog chain. I'm not gonna scroll 3 years back on some random person's blog to find it smh

#idk if this is just on mobile or not but #OH ALSO while im bitching i hate that you cant look at tumblr blog archives on a browser on your phone now?#i used to do that to find old posts on my own blog but now #every time it's like #GO GET THE APP #and im like I ALREADY HAVE THE APP #AND YOUR APP'S SEARCH FUNCTION IS ALWAYS DRUNK #I INTENTIONALLY EXITED THE APP AND CAME HERE SO I COULD FIND THE SHIT MYSELF GOOD SIR #p

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milkbreadtoast · 2 years

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Hello I am back after 1 mil years w new art... here is... another clotted cream cookie...😷

#clotted cream cookie #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #my art #IM ACTUALLY OVER HIM NOW #LIKE FOR REAL #i actually drew this a month ago and havent drawn anything since cmndmcnf #and in that time ive gotten over him <3 #i probably wasnt at the time of drawing this tho <3 #ok i havent been able to draw in a while tho bc...#1) ive been studying korean #2) THE APP I USED TO DRAW #FOR 5 WHOLE YEARS #TAYASUI SKETCHES PRO #IT UPDATED AND ITS SHIT NOW ITS UNUSABLE #so i cant draw... gonna look into alternative programs...🤕#*apps not programs... i draw on my phone w finger #ANYWAY PLS LOOK AT THIS CLOTTED I PUT SOME LOVE INTO IT (at the time)#hes nothing to me now tho ive moved on <3 #🙄#(i just started odyssey ch 2 btw)#his chara could be salvaged w a good backstory but idk....#ive moved on to daddy cream i mean father i mean archbisho #IM KIDDINGGG THATS A JOKE theyre too catholic for me🤧 their design is gorgeous tho #WILDCHIP IS ACTUALLY RLY CUTE THO I LOVE THEM...#does anyone read these tags... hey u if ur reading this!!! have a nice day~~#(everyone place ur bets on whether fluff has actually gotten over clotted cream

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hilema · 4 months

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Gosh

#im like 😀😃😀😃 reading the most cringe fanfiction of like 400k words only bc its so liked and i hoped it would get better #almost read all and first of all SO MUCH POTENTIAL WASTED im so disappointed #second of all so much unimportant and boring shit in this #and third of all i cant stand it when the characters are meant to be intelligent but the quality of writing is so poor that #they all just seem stupid and cringe #the amount of times ive had to look away from my phone ahgsjahshagah #my standards are so high its a miracle im even reading this #its like torture to me

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toytulini · 5 months

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terfs go climb into a hole and start rotting. animals cannot inherently tell your "biological sex" you are all so fucking stupid. All this post is saying is that animals are not infallible judges of character and some of them make really stupid vibe checks and that people should try not to take it personally. Unless youre a terf in which case they know and they hate you and you should take it personally

re that one post tbh i do want to stress i dont think animals are like magically psychic at knowing your True Gender tbh i think ppl definitely get way too weird about Animal's judgement of ppl.

Sometimes a dog will vibe check a man and the dog will be right and you should listen. but sometimes the dog will vibe check someone for no good reason. sometimes dogs have wack judgement. sometimes dogs have biases influenced by their owners or previous owners. like. there are Racist Dogs. its not the dogs fault, but that doesnt make the bias theyve developed less real, or less potentially hurtful. i dont think we need to like, Cancel Dogs Bc Sometimes Ppl Can Train Them To Be Racist, but we do need to stop perpetuating the idea that a dog's judgement of someone is infallible. theyre not responsible for it and its not their fault its developed, theyre just dogs, they didnt choose it, but that doesnt mean theyre RIGHT lmao. i think its important to stress this for many reasons but in regard to that last post specifically, if youve ever been vibe checked as a gender you arent by a judgy dog its literally not your fault. might not even be the owners fault. not the dogs fault cos like. its a fucking dog. you do kinda have to be the bigger person in that scenario cos the other person is. A Dog.

#toy txt post #this was meant to be a quick post it got a bit longer and more in depth than i planned oops #i just hate when ppl act like All Dogs have Inherently Correct Judgement Of People #like from every angle. its funny to joke about but i know theres ppl out there who might be feeling like #very fragile in their gender or smth and seeing a post like that if they meet a dog that normally hates men but not women but it doesnt #recognize your inherent true gender im sure seeing shit like that post can be a horr #got interrupted by a phone call while typing it and the post is glitching so i cant see where that tag is cut off so uh #dogs are like ppl in that they can develop biases and have bad judgement and they dont always get it right #they are not like ppl in that it is not possible to ask a dog to examine its biases. you cannot make a dog take a class on #critical race theory. you have to work to socialize and desensitize them against those biases or at least make sure those biases theyve #developed dont negatively impact ppl. in this sense i guess im morally obligated to try to learn more spanish to see if it helps my dog #chill. shes nervous around all new ppl but parents have anecdotally noted she extra dislikes men speaking in spanish. she was a stray so we #dont really know her history. she also does Not like fire pokers outside. weirdly even tho its basically the same tool she is unfazed by #the indoor poker for the woodstove? but ig she wouldve had less exposure to indoor woodstoves as a stray in Louisiana?#but i can see like ppl having a little backyard barbecue and threatening the big mastiff looking stray dog with a fire poker and i think #that region of the country prolly has a higher number of spanish speaking ppl than our current residence so the odds of her running into a #spanish speaking guy who isnt very nice are prolly higher just due to a denser population as a whole. and we think shes part mastiff which #i think is a breed already prone to disliking strangers that probably cooked up into a little cocktail in her brain #luckily shes bad enough with All Strangers that i think honestly it would be hard to even notice her bias? but. ig i need to see if i can #desensitize her? idk. sighs but im scared to open duolingo now 😭. but i could maybe do it. when other ppl wear hats she fucking hates it #i wear a fucking face covering mask that looks like a giant eyeball she looks at me a little quizzically but is fine. jester hat? fine #i am like that video of the person desensitizing that horse except thats just like. living w me. minus the cat thing. id never do that to #the cats or dog. everyone would hate that. squirrel already cant tolerate being held while a dog is out cos he THINKS im going to do that.#it would traumatize the dog cos he'd injure me escaping and then prolly her trying to scare her off to get past her and shes just minding #her business. solo i cant hold that long but is less likely to injure anyone. shadow. first of all all 3 are way too heavy to be holding #like that #im getting lost in the tags again sorry im chewing caffeinated gum. i should go try to buy some catnip #ive made my Phone Calls. im gonna try to go get dressed and buy various catnip products. maybe lure him with a toy this time. need my #parents to help me but not be so visibly Ready to help me next time cos i do not want to chase his ass again...

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hella1975 · 11 months

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something specifically shitty about IN THE MOMENT as the conversation is happening knowing you're in the wrong and you're being a cunt and continuing to do it anyway

#like yeah im being a bitch. im lashing out because of an insecurity. i dont know how else to be though #hiiii im dadposting again <3 i feel bad bc YES i have so so much bitterness towards my dad #but he is genuinely a nice man. like i had this thought the other night that he is such a good kind soft man. he just isn't a good father #and the tragedy is he COULD HAVE BEEN if he'd just SHOWED UP but he DIDNT and that's that im twenty childhood's gone #we're never getting those years back my brain has developed without a need for him and now im angry. whatever #but he's still good. he's still kind. so he'll do stuff to try help me and i just am so horrid about it #and i FEEL myself doing it i literally have a voice in my head going 'i know you've interpreted this as him condescending you #but you know that isn't the case so stop lashing out' and i literally CANT because id rather be angry than insecure #bc it all goes back to pride and shame with me EVERYTHING always does #like im so convinced my dad thinks im stupid and useless and can't do anything myself at my big age etc #which is why im SO hard on myself when shit goes wrong like not just bc of my dad like i have a general fleabagesque position in my family #of being the trainwreck one that fucks up all the time so when shit goes wrong (like my rent or my walls) it hits me 10x harder #than it logically should bc i can just FEEL my dad and sister going 'yeah well that's hella for you'#and my dad got the autistic ticky boxy numbers brain neurodivergence and i got the adhd scatterbrained neurodivergence #so for admin stuff he tries to PARENT me bc he's my DAD but i just completely reject it even though i KNOW he's not being mean #like he literally just said to me in his nervous as fuck voice bc he doesn't know how to talk to us #'remember to sort phone chargers out because the sockets are different in america' that's it. that's all he said. just looking out for me #tell me why i BARKED OUT 'i KNOW dad it's MY TRIP stop hounding me about things ive got it sorted'#in the SHITTIEST tone you ever heard. ugh i cant even be too angry at myself bc he has blame here too but it's a shitty feeling #to know i always have that propensity for cruelty even now. idk. im just thinking thoughts idkkkk hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii #hella goes home

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rouge-the-bat · 7 months

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having adhd will make you not have the energy to do shit like cooking and cleaning and general Things You Need To Do To Live but WILL make you have extreme motivation to make a transcript of all dialogue of a 100+ episode 90s anime, take a million screenshots, rip models from a ps2 game of the anime when you have no experience with doing that, so not only you can use them but also all of this can be available online for peoples easy access. just because the anime is your fucking hyperfixation

#yes this is about yyh no i havent actually gone through all this yet #ive made. PROGRESS on the model thing but since my old tablet died i havent gotten back on it #id need to reinstall the emulator and figure out what all i was doing again n shit #and all the screenshots i took of the anime before arent of the best quality bc they were done on my phone from funimations site #BUT NOW I HAVE THE BOX SET and so its soooo fucking crisp and clean and beautiful i wanna screenshot it all soooo bad #but to rip the frames (instead of taking screenshots thatd be resizing the pics based on the screen being used)#id need a blu ray disc reader thatd let me rip data. and idk what to look for for a good one that allows that and isnt super expensive...#and i cant find a transcript online of the dialogue but i think itd be really useful for being able to quickly check back on what was said #like for fic writing n stuff #and can do word searches n stuff through the whole thing #u hyperfixate on a 90s anime and see theres things missing about it online and go ''is anybody gonna fix that'' and not wait for an answer

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staryarn · 4 months

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Season with your heart

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Tip 2: to make mashed potatoes easy style get enough small potatoes, fill pot till like. A third the way up with potatoes, cover with water (make sure it barely covered the potatoes), then lightly season with salt. Boil for about 20-40 minutes so they're tender as hell. Pulverize those fucks in a bowl (strained). Add seasoning to your liking (added salt, pepper, onion powder because I wasn't assed to reach for garlic powder, agave syrup / maple, cheese, sour cream. Loosen with water and add half and half (or better cream but. Didn't have it) to liking. Microwave that fucker then rapidly mix so the cheese strings)

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#the only reason i add a swetener is to balance it and because its to my taste. however do what you want #i do NOT have measurements you eyeball that shit and learn from experience #my tip is dor the love of god get a potatoe masher. however fork will work well #i had like. maybe 10 min or so boiled till soft potats and god was it an arm exercise #thats why i suggest the long ass cook time #but really its boil till tender enough to split without effort #this probably can be applies to sweet potats but. have not tried it #some fresh minced garlic would be a good replacement for some dried seasonings. id also add paprika (could not find it and couldnt be assed #if you have meat that youre making on the side make sure to get some of the meat juices (after cooking) and spoon in like 3-7 (to taste)#it adds another depth of flavor that cant be mimicked with seasonings. balance with sweetness to liking #resippy #shiko speaks #for meat fucking reverse sear that bitch. however broiling works well too #i could give recipe on custard however i do not wish egg tempering on anyone #do not bully my ass for typos i dont look at my phone my ass is typong too fast

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eclipseatdawn · 4 months

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"no i dont want an iphone i dont like iphones... *sees they come in pretty colors* ...or maybe i do" *smacks my own hands* STOP. THATS THE DEVIL TALKING.

#im getting a new phone soon svdfvgfdgfd #i didnt even consider iphones i dont like how they operate and i think theyre needlessly expense #and with the whole bullshit of planned obsolescence #but when i compare them they... arent actually terribly more expense than an android. and android does some of that same shit too #see im falling in again i cant get an iphone shut up-#*you do not like how they operate. stop looking at the pink phone*

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aropride · 9 months

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im going to have to buy cellphones for the rest of my life and if things dont change itll be every 3-5 years forever IF things dont get worse and im so sick of it!!!!!!!!!!! and like yeah my next phone wont be apple cuz fuck apple but even other phones seem to have the same lifespan when it comes to software and im SICK OF IT. im sick of it!!!!!! i wish my next phone could be a small brick that i can fix myself with a youtube video or a zoom call with my dad i want to know that an item im pouring $500+ into will fucking LAST !!!!!