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captaingeorge13 · 8 months
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y’all i work in construction and i was on a ledge 35 feet up being lazy lifting something in a, lets say non-OSHA compliant manner, and i swear right before i started pulling i heard brennan lee mulligan’s voice on the wind saying “are you weakest, do you feel, at the elbow or the shoulder?”
i stopped and went through correct safety procedure so damn quickly. thats what i call divine intervention.
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yellowocaballero · 10 months
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I wanted to say this before but i chickened out and had an extreme case of the self-doubt and self-consciousness BUT ANYWAY MY BRAIN CAN'T KEEP ME DOWN, vash and knives have big granny weatherwax & Lilith de tempscire (older sibling assuming the younger sibling will turn out to be the good guy and prepping to take up the natural balance role as the bad guy, then getting mad when the younger sibling leans so hard into being the good guy and doing things For The Greater Good that they actually become the bad guy, leaving the older sibling to reluctantly be the good guy and seethe over how the younger sibling is totally wasting their role by not even being self-aware that that's what they are, THEY would've done it so much better than the younger sibling-) vibes. (Tho knives is the one that actually changed his name into something edgy like Lily lmao.) And this latest chapter really just confirmed it lol.
Hey I think only one of us is cringe here and it's the woman who can't stop talking about her own fanfiction on the internet. Like it's definitely me. Nothing cringe about making the fanfic posting experience rewarding by starting discussion about it with the highly enthusiastic author :)
I've read a bit of Discworld (which in Discworld terms is like 15+ books maybe lol?) but I haven't read the Witches series! But yeah that sounds super accurate lol. I think especially in the sense of telling a bigger, grander ur-story, and the characters having their predetermined roles in the story. I mean Vash is very much the Christ figure and Knives is very much the Devil. There's something mythological about them. Which is why Trigun especially is so much fun (and so challenging) to do a roleswap for: it's always interesting to put the Devil in the role of the messiah, and to make a messiah a demon. It's a puzzle that doesn't fit right, and that irreconcilability always makes for the most interesting stories.
The big thing of the story is 'choices'. (Just like Discworld is REALLY into!) Choices are huge in Trigun itself and it handles the topic in a way more interesting and nuanced way than I did lol, but the REALLY FUN thing about roleswaps is that it lets you explore how the choices we make change us as people and change our paths in life. What I wanted for this specific story is for Vash and Knives to basically be the exact same people as they are in canon, with the exact same natures and places in mythology. Knives wasn't meant to be good, and for him it's a series of active decisions almost every second of his life. He decided who he is. A big question asked throughout the story is 'what choices is Vash making, and to what extent is he choosing to be Like That?'. Yayyy foils lol.
(I forgot I'd read 15+ Discworld books. Wow, maybe it was an influence...)
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spinchs-field · 1 month
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i forgot you were corporate (1k+) you dont seem corporate
because i constantly fire warning shots in the building each day to scare away the weak willed.
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posallys · 1 year
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I got a 100 on my bio exam i am God
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hauntedwoman · 9 months
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when i hear ppl where i live complaining abt 30% humidity my whole body breaks out in hives
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having Big Feelings in the tags. you neednt read them, but you should go drink water and stretch your eyes
#makin one of those posts thats all tags bc i need to just do emotions for a sec#98% of the time i fuckin love being aroace. i like how i exist in the world and our flags fucking baller#but wooo boy that 2% of the time (my current state)#nothin makes you stare into space despondently while crying silently like knowing therenothing *wrong* w you per se#but there something fundamental to your existence that means your emotional needs will very likely never be met the way you need them to be#my roommate whom i love with my whole entire soul has their partner over whom i also love with my whole entire soul#and its making me so agonizingly jealous bc i want what they have so badly it actually literaly fucking aches in my chest#i want the banter and the cuddling and the intimacy and the love. the goodnight phonecalls and the undeniable proof that i am loved just#as much as i love and that i am a peiority in someone else's life to the same degree that i prioritize them#but i know i dont get to have that because i cant do it the way almost anybody wants#i want to fall asleep next to someone but i dont want to date. i wont do it. it makes me so uncomfortable#but without performing romance theres almsot no chance ill get to have that kind of deeply intertwined life#and like. i love my friends dearly and deeply. i vall them the loves of my life bc they are#but even those relationships wont get to be like what i want so bad. they all have or want romance and i know how that works#it doesnt matter that they love me too because when you have a partner thats the priority. i get it. its fine.#i dont mind stepping back from my friends to give them room to build the lives they want.#i jusy want somone to want to build a life with *me*#dont mind me in just tired and sad and experiencing the agonies of being 22#theres a part of me that looks at all this and just says 'maybe someday' but ive been living off nothing bu 'someday' most of my life#and im dead fucking tired of it#idk man maybe im just mentally ill and have mommy issues who knows#anyway im going to bed now#if you know me irl and you read all this 1)this is NOT meant to imply youre doing something wrong. not your fault amatonormativity is this#2) ill be fine i just need to sleep and 3) i love you more than i know how to say and i always will no matter what shape our lives take
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queersolarpunk · 10 months
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just a happy lil rant
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you wish you were currently wearing this jumpsuit and boots combo
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prettypurpleponies · 9 months
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I should ride my horses today since she was last ridden Tuesday and won’t be able to ride her tomorrow. But also it’s 98 degrees so I have to wait but now that I’ve sat in the couch I really don’t want to move again. And it’s just so much time between driving and grooming and riding and cooling off it’s always at least 3 hours. And like it’s just so hot that I’m not sure it’s even worth it. Like is it really that bad if I wait till Tuesday? And she does live out in a paddock so while it’s not a ton of space to run in she’s not just stuck in a stall. And I’m so tired that I don’t know if I’d be able to even ride her well
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yumenosakiacademy · 1 year
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broke: vash was completely right n humans r deserving of love, despite all their flaws n wrongdoings. him enduring their abuse shows his kindness n tht hes a Good Person. he fights 4 whats right n is admirable n knives is completely wrong.
broke: knives was completely right bc his entire race was being enslaved n used, so he was justified in wanting 2 eliminate them as the entire human race, regardless of if they were directly tied 2 the plant experimentation, is complicit in the abuse of his race bc they use plant power also commit many atrocities. vash is protecting the v same ppl tht fucked them over n trampled on them n killed their sisters n vash is completely wrong n stupid 4 believing in humans so much.
true: BOTH of their viewpoints r taken 2 the extremes n it's not black n white. theyre both kind of right n wrong (tho kni is a Lot more selfish n morally reprehensible), n it's Meant 2 b tht way. u can find both of them fucked up/stupid 4 some of their actions n views bc theyre both in the technical wrong. u cant fault any1 4 leaning 2ward 1 side or the other bc both sides make their points n r justified, but take it 2 far. vash shouldnt continue 2 tolerate the venom n abuse thrown his way like a complacent dog n kni doesnt want tht 4 his brother n thinks of him as insane 4 just taking the abuse n even going back 2 those who abuse him n hes also right in tht all humans benefit from the suffering of his race but cant understand tht wiping out an entire planet's worth of mostly innocent ppl, even if they passively benefit, is fucked up n wrong bc they need power 2 survive n theyre doing what they can n taking what they can get.
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heavensmortuary · 2 years
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To be fair, in London the low is like 58 degrees in like August, and I would freeze to death in that during summer. Thats terrible
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osamusbigtits · 2 years
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it's a tits out kinda day
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rcsegldx · 2 years
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so i am starting jury service tomorrow
tomorrow is also going to be the hottest i have ever known it to be here, and instead of being in an air conditioned office i will be sat in a courthouse that apparently does not have anything of the sort
i also have a huge bruise on my arm because i passed out last week and apparently fucked my arm up on the way down
anyways i will probs be around more this week
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trans-xianxian · 2 years
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living in a basement apartment sucks for a lot of reasons but it is nice that it's going to be 98 fucking degrees today and I can just hide out in my apartment about it
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blackberry-gingham · 2 years
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I have the perfect duality of blorbos:
Toad for cuddling in the summer and spring. Nightcrawler for the fall and winter.
Cold blooded amphibian man so I can be all up on him and not over heat. Fuzzy warm blooded furnace man to combat my corpse-like low blood pressure.
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hawnks · 2 years
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if youre in the northern hemisphere and approaching summer, i would blame the sudden heat waves happenin rn 🌞💀
but 🥺 the sun is so good and nice
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