#i was being so fucking dumb tbh

[captaingeorge13]

y’all i work in construction and i was on a ledge 35 feet up being lazy lifting something in a, lets say non-OSHA compliant manner, and i swear right before i started pulling i heard brennan lee mulligan’s voice on the wind saying “are you weakest, do you feel, at the elbow or the shoulder?”

i stopped and went through correct safety procedure so damn quickly. thats what i call divine intervention.

#brennan lee mulligan #critical role #exu calamity #construction #voices on the wind #i was being so fucking dumb tbh #it was like 98 degrees #no clouds in the sky #and i risked falling 35 feet to my death instead of walking down and up 3 flights of stairs #thank you for body horror brennan

[ssstrawberryflowers]

is this what they call projecting

#tw self harm #tw scars #tw self destructive behavior #make something ultrakill related more out of character than this I DARE YOU #/j #dumbass makes Gabriel too fragile and soft and V1 way too fucking kind WOW #the namefiles for these are “dogshit” and “trash” btw lol #i feel dumb #so fucking dumb for drawing this sort of shit tbh #like damn this bitch is making fanart of the bloodmurderbot game where the robot isn't killing and the angel isn't screaming and slashing?? #but instead are being like civil and nice to eachother intimate even and it's not ironic???? cringe bro cringe #ultrakill #ultrakill gabriel #v1 ultrakill #suggestive #gabriel ultrakill #gabv1el #my art #fan art #i'm so sorry

[shibusawaz]

am i the only one who finds tiktok hate on tumblr a little like. excessive.

let's be real here. tiktok is, by majority i'd say, teenagers. yes, those teenagers sometimes do and say stupid things. but a lot of you guys here are in your twenties, or older. and like, as a teenager who also does and says stupid things, not cool! it's not cool to be an adult making fun of teenagers doing things you know DAMN WELL you'd be doing too if you were our age.

you guys wanna preach and preach your live and let live lifestyle until oh! people on tiktok do something that copies you, and do it differently. oh no! oh my god! it's the end of the world!!! shut up

#tbh i dont think this is a hot take its lukewarm at best but a lot of you guys take tiktok hate wayyy too far #like i used to use it and yeah dumb shit went on but i also made some really good friends there that ive kept over the years #so calm down! chill #zepotha #goncharov #not directed towards u if youre just like poking fun at it but if ur just genuinely hating and being an asshole then like. shut up #also last note. dont forget that again tiktok is a much different platform with different skill levels and again #different ages #so yeah nobodys gonna go in depth as you guys for the fucking bit #so applause to tumblr i guess now get off your high horse

[breastmaster64]

catching up on slmccl's qsmp shit is so fun bc like. you can tell that he actually enjoys this server.

#stfulee.txt #slimecicle #probably not the best idea to talk in tags but #its v refreshing to see him actually enjoy being in a server even if he's still not the most active #afaik he's been in 5 servers and he's only been ACTIVE active in 2 of them #**6 servers i am dumb. anw. #< 2 being smpl and qsmp #d smp he rlly only came on to fuck around a couple times and then after that he only came on to do lore for q #epicsmp immediately died off bc (as fun as it was for a bit) it was obv just a ploy to try and capitalize off the minecraft hype of d smp #theres technically smp earth but tbh it occupies the same space in my brain that smpl does. #and osmp was already kinda inactive as is so like. didnt expect much from that. #maybe this is parasocial idk

[mountainfrogs]

ok ill start with keroro actually. specifically how He of all people got the Keron Star which is like. The Thing for all of keron. highly revered, very powerful, the symbol of Keron itself short of the supreme commander. Why tf does he have it. Who is he.

Invaders are by their nature, soldiers! Warmongers, offensive. They take over planets. They fight and kill. great. Some of canon, least in the beginning, mentions he used to Be this but coming to pekopon changed him. A serious cool invader who only likes toys and eating junk food? tf.

ofc, then you find out that he had apparently Always been like this, and he only supposedly got by through family nepotism.

imo most of that is hearsay, or propaganda, or rumors. Everyone ended up fucking off their respective ways after academy training for the next 8 thousand some years, no? Everyone has all of these expectations and visions, but i hc that the truth is that Keroro is...well...both! Both a clown, and an intelligent leader. When he has the means to be.

He wasn't really a Huge Hyperintelligent Serious Asshole before he came to earth with a fearsome rep - but neither is he a huge idiot dickhead the way later manga and early anime like to show it tbh.

The guy is a clown! He's always been a clown. The guy doesn't like to fight! But he can somehow forge alliances by Breathing. He has a Heart, for all that he's a bit of a dense jackass. He befriended the Angol tribe - an actual race of planet destroyers and otherwise a giant fucking threat to Keron. And it's clear by the progression of the anime, as well as the movies, that he's a lot smarter than people give him credit for.

He Unites people, and when push comes to Actual Shove he can and will actually murder someone for the sake of his folks.

this? these two bitches be co-existing. They are the same people. He is both Clown and Actual Serious Murder Machine.

tbh i hc that keroro is, when the humidity isn't fucking him up, friendly and thoughtful and charismatic with a love for toys ofc, but retains a very sharp edge that isn't afraid to get serious. He can Think and he can Process. He's Intelligent. He can actually sit his ass down and process and do his work like he's meant to and hold decent conversations that don't revolve around gundam or some other silly thing. He can function very well as an adult just fine. I think here of episode 262B in particular.

He's a Lot of things. Not many people saw the complexity. But the Supreme Commander did, and the Keron Star did, and that is what the Keron Star Needed and that is what the supreme commander Saw. a right and proper leader, with Actual Heart, a combination that nobody else really possessed. A person who can get things done without being so forceful or harsh, the way most of the military is designed to be. A unifying body.

its just that the fuckin humidity scrambled his brain so now he's kinda...like That, as he is in the show now.

So what people expect when they think of the holder of the keron star is not what they get - because the holder was not based on pure strength, and his environment is Also not good for his health. he's essentially kind of drunk and heat exhausted like. all. the time. so everyone is like ????

but there's a reason he has it.

#keroro gunsou #keroro #i might clean this up but essentially #he is not just gundam. he is not just his doofy dumb personality. he is not just nepotism. neither is just whatever spooky rep he used to #have. he's everything!! he's a flawed intelligent being with a friendly heart who might be a bit dense but not outright abrasive. the guy #can Think. but pekopon has fucked him up mightily. hes like. constantly drunk. #hes Worse than he Was. so he isnt getting his job done. but he might not have Anyway tbh #mountainous lore

[peaterookie]

to date me you have to defeat my 7 evil lupin aus

#i dont think i actually have 7 but tbh i think of a lot of stuff and throw it out over night so i might as well have gotten 7 already #uhm theres obviously merman #then swap au #there's the unofficial demon angel au #there was that one time i made a story in my head of lupin being an evil fallen angel #sorry theres a lot of dumb ones #omori au i guess?? #THE COOKIE RUN ONE #uhh last one #oh my god theres also the joke undertale au #THERE IS SEVEN FUCK

[sirenium]

⚠️trigger warning, violence mention⚠️

Thinking about the time I had an exclusionist reblog my post to tell me that queer people are dying, and then they proceeded to yell at me for being an mspec lesbian. 💀

They were unwittingly admitting that there are more important issues than somebody's identity, while trying to invalidate my identity lmfao. I suppose they thought it was some huge ‘gotcha’ moment, cuz ooh I'm so selfish for expressing my distress toward mspec lesbians such as myself being crucified for calling themselves lesbians, while people are facing REAL issues! Give me a break.

I know queer people face acts of violence, and mspec les/gays saying ‘hey guys, we'd like to be allowed labels and spaces too’ isn't in any way invalidating that. Exclusionists need to get over themselves.

#also not to mention how weird and low-key fucked up it is to use the deaths of queer people against somebody's identity #something tells me that they actually don't care about those deaths cuz if they did they wouldn't weaponize them #it's just... so weird and gross to me idk. It rubs me the wrong way #exclusionists are dumb #mspec lesbian #lesbian #rad inclus #critinclus #queer #lgbtq #lgbt #lgbtqiia+ #Oh boy I can't wait for an exclus to interact despite me having them in my DNI #/sarc if that wasn't obvious. Having someone interact with your stuff against your wishes is annoying asf in the very least #it's like wow dude do you not have the capacity to be a decent human being #or do you not know how to keep your mouth shut and your nose out of places where you aren't welcome? #they're like... nats tbh #annoying asf like I don't care what you think lesbianism is 'SUPPOSED' to be Rebecca please leave

[midigated]

I'm probably in the minority with this but I wish the first 3 arcs of Sailor Moon Crystal were a two-part movie series (like they did with Eternal and Cosmos.).

This will probably make the Crystal fans seethe at the mouth bc God forbid anyone has an opinion different from them. But we probably would've avoided a lot of the embarrassing poor animation choices had they turned the material into two-part movies for each arc. They'd have more time to focus on the good bits that moved the story along. They'd have more time to also focus on the animation quality of the movies.

Maybe, as a result, they could've spent more time honing their character designs versus getting better after three FULL seasons of SMC.

Sorry not sorry, the designs in Eternal and Cosmos are way better than the poor attempts to copy Naoko's style that plagued the first 3 seasons of SMC.

#yeah i said it. i think the infinity arcs character design sucked balls #before anyone goes ugh youre a 90s fan ... all i have to say is: and? so what? i like versions of sailor moon and will criticize all of them #nothing is above criticism you dinguses #the musicals? the bandai ones are a YMMV in quality. the later ones are good but sometimes the songs suck. #manga? inconsistent artwork but i actually like that about the manga tbh - gave it a lot of 'action' in its line work. but 1d baddies #90s anime? theres a lot of filler. some of the filler is good. others are BORING. series does not grow w/ audience after 3rd season. #90s anime pt.2? the aging up of mamoru and him having a relationship with rei. ew ew ew. they ruined mamoru for me lol #pgsm? nothing. its perfect. oh wait one criticism is that they only did the first arc. le sigh. woudve loved to had more #crystal? questionable designs. questionable additions that deviated from the manga. kept in some stuff that sucked about the manga #crystal pt.2? like keeping in haruka kissing usagi to uh intimidate her??? really fucking dumb and huge yikes. the first 3 seasons r boring. #crystal pt.3? which is funny bc its far more condensed vs the 90s anime but somehow manages to be just as boring as the 90s filler eps. #manga addition: i like the manga and i still prefer it over crystal any day of the week. #we good? good. now keep your reply in the drafts #incel + crystal = cryscel fans #btw this is true w/ dragon ball super. they decided to adapt the movies into the series and the series ended up having 🥚 #🥚very questionable animation choices that were fixed but still didnt look that great. like id rather watch the movies they came from. #because if im going to get disappointed that they didnt give vegeta the final strike on freiza - it may as well look good. #still mad about that. vegeta deserved so much more and no one will never change my mind #vegeta being denied from killing freiza was the same as denying venus landing the final blow Beryl. YOU KNOW IM RIGHT.

[pr]

waiting for the shawn mendes response tweet like

#from a pr perspective this is one of the dumber statements she has released - and on CNN??? GIRL??? #like im not even speaking from a perspective of being a gaylor oh no im wrong who cares #like there are SEVERAL dumb things so poorly thought about this statement the first one being PEOPLE DO SPECULATE #ON MALE CELEBS SEXUALITY??? ALL THE TIME??? DID YOU FUCKING FORGET HARRY STYLES???? #also the fact she used shawn mendes was either so intentional bc she KNOWS there is TONS of speculation #so she wanted to drag his ass in front of her as a body shield so that conversation would be distracting #or shes a fucking idiot and somehow DOESNT know about those rumors and gay hand gestures #and has now been a huge hypocrite on FUCKING CNN duuuuude come on #i could go on but i digress #cant wait to see how this is received tbh (outside of yall once again finding a reason to harass bully send kys anons and demean #gaylors which yall LOVE to do 🙃) #op #ts #gaylor

[rosicheeks]

.

#gifted kid burnout is so brutal and I don’t think enough people talk about it #knowing if life would have turned out differently I could have been great #I wasn’t a prodigy by any means #and I don’t mean to sound conceited or anything #but I was pretty talented #when I was in high school - think junior year? I was in a college age opera and I was the only one who wasn’t in college in the whole thing #I was so excited to be an adult and for my dreams to become reality #and then life actually happens #and you’re already burnt out #and now I’m looking at all these younger people that are talented and I just feel envy bubbling up inside me #I wish so so so badly that was me #just graduating high school #with so much freedom ahead of me #but then I literally blinked my eyes and now I’m 25 #no clue what the fuck to do with my life #working with a bunch of young girls doesn’t help either tbh #I remember when I was the baby in most situations and now I’m older than most of them #and I’m just :((( #idk idk idk I’m just being dumb right now #wish I could go back in time #redo everything #shut up rosie

[sp00ky-scary]

holy shit some people are pissed off about The Giggle, not me though, I loved it and am a-okay with everything, honestly they could do anything in doctor who at this point and I would just accept it

#i think some doctor who fans are almost too critical of the show at times #also considering the nature of the show some decisions are rly easy to ignore #like assuming they don't bring him back you can just ignore that 14 is still hanging around #although tbh i have my own theories about how the bi regeneration worked and i think its more of a fucked up timeline then anything #and that eventually 14 will just kinda die but their like idk consciousness and memories and all that go to 15 back when they split #because its like kinda implied that 15 does come AFTER 14 #also people being annoyed that they didnt name drop every companion in existence is so dumb #like the ones mentioned were mentioned for a reason #doctor who #doctor who spoilers

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

x. average sci-fi milf

#he's so star wars imperial. so star trek starfleet command uniform. to me. #myevilposts #pete wentz #he just looks like he's five seconds away from giving a monologue made up of mostly dumb sci-fi jargon for me to spend #five hours at least dissecting relative to the rest of the then lore vs current lore/the recontextualized emotion behind his character #that wasn't established for at least another decade. tbh! #or rip this tunic off to reveal a white tank top underneath and go crawling through a fucked up insane looking #computer room looking ass engine room on the space ship he was stationed as second or third command on. tbh. #in an effort to save his co-workers/co-habitants/friends/family/humanity itself from the ship going down by sabotage and #he winds up having to dig deep into his psyche and confront some hard truths about himself and the horrors #of capitalism before whipping out a blaster and shooting up the shape shifting monster that was hiding itself as a crate in the corner. #the monster shape shifts into his dead/ex lover/friend and begs for mercy as it begins bleeding out. pete bites back tears #and gives a one-liner worthy of arnold. like 'you're appealing to emotions that i simply do not have.' single tear rolls down his cheek #as he fires a second shot at the monster killing it for good this time. it changes back to its normal form that is like some #weird blue tentacle puppet monster. pete wipes sweat off his forehead and shrugs his tunic back on as a kind of cape and #walks off. credits roll as he returns to command center and takes his rightful spot as captain because like only a couple/maybe none #of the other people lived. #pete probably being so hyped to be in a weird sci-fi thing vs his acting skills. fight!

[bonestrouslingbones]

actually while im feeling sad about stupid bullshit (not being popular anymore oh woe is me) lets take a little summary of atbb's pre-hiatus inbox

someone trying to roleplay as sans because they didnt look at the blog for more than two seconds

someone saying the skeletons are cute and asking to hug them

someone asking to be friends with [Enter Skeleton Here]

someone asking what their brothers are like

How are you?

You're cute!

You're cool!

How have you been?

Nice outfit!

Nice outfit!

Nice outfit!

Nice outfit!

someone who does not understand the concept of dramatic irony who wants very badly to explain the full plot so far to characters who would never know that in any context otherwise as if that wouldnt be lame as hell for them to suddenly know

why is [thing that was a very big plot point]

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN

YOU'RE CUTE

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN

#AHHHHHHHHHH #LOOK. NONE OF THESE ARE INHERENTLY BAD. BUT WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THEM #IF I SCROLL FAR ENOUGH I CAN GET TO THE ACTUAL PLOT RELEVENT ONES. BUT OF COURSE THEY WERE SENT IN AFTER THE TOPIC CHANGED #ohhh and i didnt even MENTION the ones that i would always instantly delete #the “*walks in and smiles* well whats going on here?” just LOOK!!!! READ!!!!! FIND OUT YOURSELF #IT GOT TO A POINT WHERE I WOULD GET MORE OF THOSE THAN ACTUAL QUESTIONS #just. ugh. no wonder it stopped being fun #i get it. make art for myself and all that. i try to. #but i fucking hate being alone here man. #i know what its like to have other people have fun with it with me and it feels like thats so fucking rare now. i dont know #doesnt help that i can't form connections over the internet. especially since every time i've talked about this irl i've been laughed at <3 #this is all dumb as hell whatever. going to bed #probably just PMS tbh none of this matters who give a shit

[foxgloveinspace]

*cracks open a starbucks energy drink*

hey guys, I know I've done this like, 80 times, but I'm pretty sure I'm bi with a preference of men. I'll probably still say I'm a gay, but like. just so y'all know.

#very much so #idk coming out is dumb but I thought I'd let y'all know lmao #i mean..... idk... #women pretty. want to hold hand.... men pretty. want to hold hand.... you feel me?? #also have some gender fuckery going on. i am a guy but I don't hate how i look and also I think i don't hate being called a girl and also I #want to look like a girl but also I want to look like a girl who doens't have a hard time passing as a guy when I want to and I also don't #want anyone who knows me to call me a girl I just want my friends and family to call me a guy thanks #also anon is off if your gonna be a t/e/r/f be a t/e/r/f to my fucking FACE you coward! I'm not a girl and I'm not a bi girl (tho i am bi) #I am a bi guy who says fuck gender you here me? #I have had many anons who pissed me off ok?? Anon used to be off on my blog for years and years for a reason lmao #idkkkkkk where this is going tbh.. thanks for reading my rant

[schleierkauz]

Rereading the available TCoR chapters after rereading Inkheart is so funny. Throughout the whole first book everyone makes fun of Basta for being superstitious and believing in curses, like an idiot. 

Cut to TCoR and 3/4 of the cast is cancelled due to Being Cursed

#like..... LIKE......... #TCOR spoilers #tcor #inkheart #tbh the way 'magic' is understood by the characters is just.. really funny to me #i know ive talked about it before but #fenoglio is SO mad about it being real like he didnt create giants and fairies and dustfinger #yeah yeah witches are a different beast but STILL #the people of ombra seem pretty used to cursed/enchanted objects #like its not That big of a deal #and dustfinger spent most of his life travelling! he must have known about it!! #basta was right all along you guys are just mean- #(and yeah yeah yeah i know dustfinger says theres no magic in the 'real' world) #(and thats mainly why he thinks basta is pathetic and dumb) #(but again. my boy. why are you so sure?? just because the fire won't talk to you? you thought mo was a fucking wizard!!!) #(HALF THE NICKNAME YOU USE FOR HIM IS JUST THE WORD 'MAGIC') #((at least in the original)) #hgfhghhgfghgfe

[palebloodpresence]

what if i said my genuine opinion of "rom the vacuous spider" is that she's actually not like, peaceful because she's stupid, she's just extremely fucking chill bc she's so enlightened. like she WILL defend herself but really she just wants to hide in her cool lake world and hide dark rituals

#idk i have crazy amount of thoughts on rom lately (makes a post thats half tags) (im sorry in advance) #like that she was blessed by kos.... now how you interpret HER and her relationship w the fishing hamlet may vary but like #kos strikes me as sympathetic towards humans (who are not hunters. it is the HUNTERS nightmare. though ive always wondered) #(why are there research patients there? what did THEY do?) #(anyway. idk i like to think that rom was very kind (if a bit. dumb maybe? but like tbh thats so subjective.) and thats why kos blessed her #thats extremely cheesy and sappy for bloodborne ikik but like. ye #though ive also seen other theories on how she might have ascended that ARENT related to kos giving her eyes #or ones that focus on the cut content abt kos being ebrietas's name at one point in development #which has VERY different implications (+ tbh? more likely #ebrietas has a more confirmed affinity for helping humans and also the whole 'altar of despair' grieving #(which re the character model: tbh i think its MEANT to be rom #but they didnt design it very accurately) #anyway thats all thank u for coming to my impromptu ted talk #OH WAIT edit i forgot to add i think we should consider WHO is calling her vacuous. the brygenwerth scholars? we know SO little about #1. who she was #and 2. where she earned this title. for fucks sake shes not even that spider shaped. whos to say this moniker is accurate? #not trying to start shit. i would love her even if no thoughts head empty #but like i hc her as niceys idk