#it’d be less weird

[boywifesammy]

dean is quickie behind the bar bisexual. he’s eye contact across the gas station blowjob bisexual, he’s “it’s not gay if he’s small & twinky” bisexual, but i know for a fucking FACT that he would let sam hold him in his big fucking arms and pin him to bed and absolutely rearrange his guts on his dick (seriously sam, there is such a thing as too big) and he wouldn’t even blink a fucking EYE to any of it because it’s sammy and the rules don’t apply to sammy and it’s not gay because it’s sammy. he doesn’t even question it, because his brain is just a mess of get sam close keep sam safe keep sam tucked away inside of you that letting sam fuck him is just the logical explanation. the inverse just feels wrong. dean’s big brother complex won’t allow for it.

#oc #wincest #weirdcest #I LOVE HOW WEIRD THEY ARE ABOUT EACH OTHER #if they were just fucking it’d be so much less weird #dean isn’t in love with sam no he is OBSESSED with him he is literally his other half his SOULMATE #and sam is just as batshit crazy about him #so he goes along with it because what DIFFERENCE does it make whether they’re gay for each other or just insane #THEY’RE CRAZY. ABSOLUTELY INSANE.

[unofficialadamtaurus]

Where the hell are all the 3rd and 4th year students? Shouldn't there be hundreds or thousands of them assisting the heroes? With teams just as or stronger than RWBY and JNPR? Are they all just getting high and playing cards with the Grimm just off camera? That's the only explanation. Also Tyrian and Hazel jointly taking out every huntsmen in Mistral by themselves will always be a stupid ass pull.

RWBY worldbuilding bad 😔

#anon #unofficial adam answers #rwde #if they stuck with the school setting it’d be fine bc we’re watching the gang grow up #but yeah now that they’re out in the world it’s weird #they don’t even *talk* about older students #much less show them doing anything #(except cvfy I think? is that the only older team??) #and yeah the mistral stuff is just nonsense #even if ole leo is running interference you’d think a community of professional killers would notice when they’re being exterminated

[picardsbaldhead]

i ADORE star trek alien redesigns. YES trills should be actual huge worms. YES cardassians should be actual big lizards. i know it’s more practical to make most aliens humans with ridges but! but i want more fucked up guys!! more super alien looking aliens!!! and make them recurring aliens that are a core part of the show!!!! betazoids look WAY too much like humans give me humanoid SHRIMP.

Vulcans however. Vulcans are perfect. I can only think of minimal ways to make them less human looking. They are perfect as they are

#best thing i got for vulcan redesign is bigger ears. more severe eyebrows. maybe their eyes are kinda fucked up #maybe digitigrade. less fingers. possibly small little tail with zero purpose because it’s too small #humans and vulcans looking similar is very funny to me though #i’ve seen maybe. 3 episodes of ENT but i’ve seen that one screenshot where an alien asks T’Pol and Human Guy if they’re the same species #and t’pol is like >:\ #humans and vulcans look similar on the outside. on the Inside however #this is so much funnier if other aliens look NOTHING like humans or vulcans #humans first contact “oh cool aliens look like us!! neat” #humans meeting Andorians. “NeverMind.” #i actually love the andorian design <33 BUT it’d be cool if they were more buglike. maybe some polar bear influences #conspiracy theories as to why humans and vulcans are so similar physically in this All Aliens Are Weird AU #like Saru? I LOVE HIS DESIGN #ITS SO GOOD #or the little guy from AOS #i do respect that we Do have alien looking aliens in Star Trek. however i want more and I want the popular aliens to look Not like humans

[shimmerluna]

Isaac needs new friends after s2 honestly

#shimmer's thoughts #heartstopper #isaac henderson #i feel like they were so weird to him all season #he’s always been super irrelevant in the friend group but they seemed to like/care about him at least #but then he had that outburst and no one apologized or at least asked if he was ok? really? #that one scene just irks me. maybe it'll get resolved in s3 but i also don't think he should have to come out to get an apology #or for them to ask if he's ok since they probably don't realize they did something wrong #i know it's proving a narrative point and the show probably doesn't have time to put that convo in but damn #he and James should both ditch their friends they don’t like that much and become besties #it’d be worth him leaving the show if he got to make friends who valued his friendship a little more #esp since he's aroace and less likely to have relationships other than friendships

[exopelagic]

cue screaming abt legends Z-A

#I’m so happy they went for kalos instead of unova #like I love unova. I love unova. but I wasn’t sure what they’d do with it that would feel right #also I was 100% expecting johto either let’s go johto or legends celebi bc SO MUCH johto in that presents. THE UNOWN. and raikou and silver #but man kalos!!!! I rlly love the gen vi pokemon and it’ll be so cool to see what they do with a different version of the region #I’m expecting a kinda time travel element honestly? it seemed to go between futuristic + past stuff a BUNCH #with the redevelopment plan and the shiny light city #+ the two versions of the map it shows. those are Definitely 2 versions and one of them is past + more similar to the one we know #and one is updated but that could just be updating for switch #but ALSO Z-A. like okay AZ for a start is coming back but that’s very much a going backwards indication right #man my friend got to watch in real time as I went through the plot of the kalos games and remembered AZ and have everything click into place #it took me way too long to click that it was kalos in the trailer like it took me until talonflame to be like wait. and then PRISM TOWER #but god yeah I’m just like. I wanna know where they’re going with this bc I DOUBT it’s war era #it definitely COULD be but it would feel like a lot yknow for lumiose to be so similar that long ago #it’s not like 3000 years is a reasonable number in the first place anyway pokemon is weird #rlly rlly hoping there is the full region and that it’s made to feel less empty than paldea and hisui #if they’re going for an open world again which I feel like they will #I saw someone say they’re setting the whole thing in lumiose which would be a CHOICE. it’d be very different for sure #I don’t wanna say I wouldn’t like that but it would be a completely new kinda pokemon game. which would fit the legends idea. who knows #also wanna know what’s up with that logo bc I don’t recognise it. most similar is the aether foundation but that’s not close #even if it would make sense for aether to be around here (and I rlly hope they are) #okay wait so prism tower existing means it HAS to be future right bc clement designed it right? unless he redesigned it or smth #also I am excited abt megas coming back. I do like them they’re easily my favourite of the gimmicks #and I hope this means they’ll be sticking around again near future even though it’d be easy for them to drop them after this legends game #I can see them using lumiose or an otherwise limited setting as a way to stop it being a traditional game bc it’s proooobably not gonna be #like. go get gym badges yknow #yeah I’m rlly excited I can’t wait to see what they do with zygarde and where they’re going with this #pokemon #my money is still on time travel going backwards #luke.txt #plza

[calocera]

#I’m gunna sew clothes for it and idk if it’d look more weird or less weird if I ken dolled the junk or made a oenis

[offbrand-deltatraveler]

The fact that people have such a “We don’t talk about that” attitude towards the less SFW aspects of Fwench Fwy and Iscream’s relationship drives me up the wall

Local YouTube Commenter discovers that adult animals have sex. Gonna need a minute. More at 11

#chikn nuggit #fwyscream #like it’d be a problem if it was a human having the hots for them but that’s not what’s happening here #it’s sentient animals in sentient animal society having animal kinky time. what part of that are you scared to talk about #like if they were to find us and be weirded out by the idea of aliens having less child friendly aspects to their relationships #how would you feel about that? doesn’t that sound ridiculous?

[peach-pot]

the other day someone in one of my classes asked for my pronouns and after I said she/her & he/him was like “no they/them? I’m surprised you don’t use they/them” okay……………leave me alone

#idk it’d probably be less. weird. to me if I didn’t have they/them used for me constantly #both by people who just met me (appreciated lack of assumptions) #people who’ve known me a while but haven’t asked for pronouns (just ask at that point) #and people who know I don’t use they/them (annoying but wat ever) #like oh em gee I don’t use they them let us all just move on with our lives #hannah talks sometimes

[pepprs]

despair

#purrs #i forgot what today was too. like lol i need to tell them i can’t do this bc all ive been doing for the last 30 minutes is looking shit up a #and triggering myself and it just is going to be so impossible to go first. like i wish someone else could go first. if we just fixed that p #part it’d be fine but i really don’t think i can go first lol. especially after the panel. i hate this so much and im so scared and sad. and #im only supposed to speak for myself but i can’t so idk. like noting i have to say will be relevant or helpful to anyone it’s just that #uhmmmmm… lol. yeah I’m going to have to gut myself in front of everyone in less than 24 hours and no one will know what to do with it. #awesome. and ppl are being such assholes abt it and it’s making me feel existential and weird. god i hate this. i want to run away #delete later #not abt anyone / anything here it’s abt the program tmrrw night 🙄 like how am i supposed to do my capstone and study for my quiz when i am m #mere hours away from telling one of my deepest darkest secrets that shouldn’t even be a secret or deep or dark or mine to acquaintances. lol

[justashadetalkative]

Status

Whoo boy. Uh.

If today was any indication—and it definitely was, because I can look at the work orders that came in and are coming due in the next several days—work is going to be A Lot for at least this next week or two. Possibly longer, if we keep getting orders this large.

So I’ll probably continue to be fairly MIA. Sorry in advance!

#(I *might* manage to keep up with 11 hour shifts but we will Find Out) #ooc #(honestly though it feels weird to be calling this low activity??) #(back in highschool and college when I had homework breathing down my neck 24/7) #(I would straight up completely disappear for multiple months at a time) #(Times have changed!) #(Honestly it’d probably be prudent to readjust my expectations back down a bit) #(I know I’ve *said* ‘new job less writing’ but I don’t think I’ve uh. Fully internalized it?) #(Doesn’t help that working all day makes me *want* to do creative things by the time I’m home 😂) #(I am just often a: too tired or b: *shouldn’t* do creative things and should in fact just go to bed) #(Because that is about how late I’ve been getting home from work)

[beehop]

whyyy couldn’t it be a dreary cloudy weekend so i can play this incredibly dark game all day but nooo the sun had to be out

#i can’t see SHIT the glare is so bad #yes this is about the quarry again yes i could play at night but #playing during the day means i’m significantly less scared!! and also i don’t want to do anything else #if this game wasn’t dark as fuck it’d be fine but what can you expect from a horror game i guess #also i’ve put together (i think) that the hunters are just trying to get the creepy monster and protect the kids #with the blood somehow idk #so i fucked up like alll of kaitlyn’s quick time events in purpose hoping she would get blooded #anyway that backfired bc now she’s lost the gun lol #also i suppose if thr hunters would at least use their words like we’re trying to help! maybe the kids would be less scared of them #but they are acting really weird so maybe my theory is wrong #also kinda fucked up they don’t have camp end more than a literal day before hunting season for creepy demon thing opens up #like didn’t the kids leave the same day the councelors were supposed to?? #you’re just asking for something to go wrong lol

[metropoliseaten]

o__o just texted my dad don’t rb

#cuz like he’s gonna be invited to my graduation so i figured it’d be less weird to contact him before that. #but also ngl this is kinda a financially motivated decision on my part -_-

[trollbreak]

Thinks about how sometimes Kit writes a letter that isn’t going to get sent to someone and folds it into a cute little shape and sews it into the stuffing of a plush made with that person in mind so it has a little more love in there

#usually they go into experimental things that are less likely to be the final product bc they’d feel like it’d be too much to send someone #without them knowing about it prior #also thinks abt how Kit just doesn’t usually bring it up bc they’re also worried about it seeming weird

[animationismycomfort]

honestly I love mutant mayhem splinter so much

he’s such a good dad🥺

#best one fr #like all the others had their reasons obviously #but mm splinters doesn’t feel as….dramatic as the others #like I think it’s because it’s not as sad or big as others #like it just….is..and it’s very silly that too #like he wasn’t liked by anyone not even his own species #like his only friend was a cockroach #THAT HE ATE #and then he stumbles upon these weird baby turtles in the sewers who….dont want to kill him..who don’t hate him not even at first glance #and it’s nice #so he takes the baby turtles and of course they’re covered in this cpstrange ooze and badabing badaboom mutants #like the whole montage of the babies and the whole reason why he doesn’t trust humans is so good and so reasonable #like imagine you want to try and give humanity another shot after being chased and hated for so long cause you think it’d be good #for your kids only to get shunned and yelled and thrown at all over again not to mention almost losing one of your children cause #everyone else couldn’t care less about you that all they see is a monster in you ad your children who are just babies it’s clear they’re but #they don’t care and it hurts and it’s scary and I don’t blame him for not wanting to give it another shot after he almost lost the one thing #that actually loves him #I know I might be analyzing a bit too much but I can’t help it #ITS JUST SO GOOD #and yes tho overbearing and a bit much it’s very reasonable especially when you think much deeper into his head and problems #all in all #I love him #and I love his relationship with his kids #AND HES GOT A GIRL #THE OTHER SPLINTERS ONLY WISH THEY COULD HAVE THAT TYPE OF RIZZ #analyzation #my stuffy stuff #mutant mayhem #my thoughts #might try and talk more about this in a post but until then enjoy my tag vomit

[seilon]

the waiting re: confirmation that I’ve been hired is actually making me insane good god I need to Know

#the thing is. I’m not sure if they implied I was definitely being hired at the end of that interview #or if they were still considering whether or not they need/want me #because it Felt like they were just sorting out where to put me and now this waiting is less about whether or not I’m hired and more #sorting out shifts and positions and whatnot. #I can’t tell if I missed a social cue here or something but they didn’t make me a direct offer so I’m assuming i didn’t and this was just #a really weirdly blurry area #I keep telling myself that it’d be weird to me if they didn’t hire me considering she said they needed to fill 5 host spots and that’s part #of why she was suggesting that position for me #like they clearly need the employment and I’m inevitably not the Worst Option (at least I don’t think I’m a bad enough option to where theyd #reject me even when they’re understaffed #and also it feels weird that she’d explain exactly how choosing weekly shifts works and the cafeteria and lockers and parking and etc #if it wasn’t pretty solid that I was being hired #but I’m still on the fence because. well my ridiculously high rate of failure for one but also some other stuff she said like ‘we still have #a few more candidates to talk to and then we’ll get back to you’ or something like that #which again I’m like?? maybe that was more in reference to like? telling me WHERE they want to employ me? like as a host upstairs or #downstairs or the slim chance id get a busser/runner position. but I don’t fucking know man #like I asked ‘how will I know which positions are available to me’ or something like that (can’t remember my exact words) and that’s when #she told me they’d be sorting things out and would be in touch to follow up or something like that #so like. is it safe to assume I have A Job and it’s just unclear right now exactly Which One??? #gahhhdgasggahhhghh this is really driving me insane dude I know this is all super trivial to think about right now cause it hopefully will #be cleared up sooner than later but. I can’t stop thinking about it and it’s making it hard to focus on anything #kibumblabs

[beardedhandstoadshark]

I need a new niche interest to obsess over and I’m not able to pick. Can you infodump about your own hyperfixations so I can adopt one of them?

Just to ask something here, because between the last ask about hyperfixations and this one I found out that’s actually strictly an adhd term, right? Cuz regardless of suspicions I kinda don’t really have an official diagnosis or anything, so answering this ask As Is seems a bit like indirectly pretending I do, which seems?? Kinda mean to lead you on like that?? So, yeah. Just wanted to clarify/apologize/make sure everything’s cool and comfy here

But anyways, infodumping! I mean, there’s the usual, the videogames, kirby, pokemon, Zelda, minecraft, etrian odyssey- but those are like half this blog anyways and minus the last one not very niche so I kinda doubt they’re gonna be interesting. Uhhhhhhh if the following isn‘t doing it for you please tell me and I‘ll try to find something else, but otherwise

DID YOU KNOW CUCUMBERS ARE CACTI!?

Well not really. But I’m growing some right now and a) their leaves a *gigantic* and b) they’re very fuzzy but also kinda rough because of their hairs, while their stems are full on prickly- I’m guessing it’s a safety mechanism because the cucumbers grow very close to the stems so it makes sense, but having tiny plant-glass shards in your hand still hurts lol. Also depending on the sort, the cucumbers themselves can also have actual spikes. Their flowers are really pretty, they’re big and yellow with 5 leaves, kinda remind me of hibiscuses without the middle thingy. There’s usually separated male and female flowers (unlike tomatoes or peppers) but some variations are bred to only produce female flowers that pollinate themselves, and when they need the male ones for their seeds they make the plants grow those by using silver-ions, which sounds kinda metal ngl (pun absolutely intended). Also their tendrils? Twines? Are super strong for how tiny they are compared to the plant, if they feel something climbable they really latch on to that and don’t let go. They’re actually touch sensitive, kinda like Venus fly traps. Not as instantaneous though lol, it does take a bit of time.

I’ve also got two begonias that I saved from getting thrown into the trash, and apparently their flowers are edible…?? They are really pretty though. And change colors depending on sunlight! They’re apparently supposed to be sitting in half-shadows but mine are taking the sunlight pretty well and turns out if they get a lot, the plant gets redder- not just the flowers but also the leaves and the stems! They’re also male-female separated, with the male ones having differently shaped leaves (and I think I also counted 5 instead of 4?) that’re on top of a capsule holding the seeds, which are microscopically small! You can barely see them and gotta "plant“ them by brushing them like super fine sand. Also apparently another way of growing new ones is by just. Breaking off a branch and sticking it in the mud? Which is?? Super weird??? Because these guys are very fleshy and on normal difficulty, while the only other plant I know you can clone like that is my bow hemps.

And those guys are basically indestructible. Like, normally that credit goes to cacti but those need light. Meanwhile my big guy‘s been hanging out in my no-light-after-11am-room all this time and doing great. They only need water once a week normally but I forgot yet because it’s been sitting in shadows this guys been groovin though 3 weeks. There’s even a tiny baby plant growing! They only grow a single flower per cluster so the main way of getting more is by either chopping said babies away from the mother cluster, or by chopping leaves horizontally so you get stripes, and sticking those in soil. Apparently it can take months until something grows, though. Also when you use this method with the sort that has yellow stripes on the side, it‘ll lose those stripes? Even though the leaf stripe (and therefore the genes) has that yellow in it? Couldn’t find why that happens yet, but it’s interesting. The only way to really screw up with them is either bugs in the soil (though they can tank those too to some degree), or getting too much. Nutrients, but mostly water. It’s better to use pots that‘re a bit tighter and also have holes underneath because the biggest threat is rot, either root or stem rot. That’s also why you shouldn’t give them (or any plants that grow in this circle form) water from above, because it’ll get stuck inside the center and cause rot. It’s better to fill something up with water and put the pot inside, that way you also don’t risk giving them too much water and having it soak your entire floor/desk/etc. Also pots with holes are just better in general because all flowers got the same "too much water = drowned roots“ problem. (Except for my begonias for some reason which frequently get their entire soil drowned and still grow like nothing - even though they’re supposed to take it especially bad?? Not complaining though, just confused)

And tomatoes are berries which makes a lot of sense if you think about it but also feels horribly wrong since they’re neither sweet nor sour

#another anon ask #I actually have a whole sideblog for my plants but I keep forgetting to post stuff lmao #my peppers turned red today which is cool #should cut them so they don’t get too old but don’t wanna cuz idk how to conserve them #some of last year are still in the freezer I think… #also tried to conserve a few in oil last time but despite boiling the whole salsa jar it looked kinda sus #maybe a part in the middle didn’t get fully covered by oil and that did it but idk #but anyways #could’ve sworn that was a fandom term but apparently not #did not expect my history of ^what do you mean that’s not what it’s like for everyone!?^ to ever come up on this blog but here we are ig #Ya would’ve thought it’d would’ve ever come up while researching but nope #which is weird because you can actually 1 to 1 translate it #hyper just means hyper but pronounced hüper (with the ü kiiinda sounding like ue) #not really but I can’t recall a fitting word with that sound rn #and fixation is Fixierung which is also more or less identical #-ierung is just one of the possible ^translations^ for -ation #but nope. nada #it‘s all just about how to get your grade schoolers to be good at school #which seems like a whole other thing in itself #but that’s not really my place to argue is it #too many tags oof