#it's me im the ones dead and injured

[cosmiado]

ANTHONY ON TALKING DADS SAYING DS9 IS HIS FAVORITE TREK AND GARAK IS HIS FAVORITE CHARACTER. ELEVEN DEAD TWENTY-EIGHT INJURED

#/pos #it's me im the ones dead and injured #old hyperfixation and new hyperfixation crashing together at the speed of light #garak enjoyers rise up #dndads #anthony burch #ds9 #elim garak

[puppyeared]

axolotl

#covers my face. this is dumb theyre dumb idk what was going thru my mind making this.h #i like this brush tho i think ill keep using it #i had this thought awhile ago that axolotls kind of remind me of macs ears. and i had a nice thought that if wukong ever saw one #he'd say the same thing. and thats why im sitting here with my head in my hands #macaque doesnt know if hes embarassed amused or straight up smitten. its all 3 #i have such a hard time drawing necks and shoulders.. mac is supposed to kind of hunch up his shoulders #the way some ppl do when they bow their neck down kind oflike. defensive-tucking in position when theyre making themselves small #i cant really get it to look right so it kinda looks like his head is sunken too close to his shoulders. so i guess ill keep practising #maybe if i brought his head closer to the collarbone it will look better. but i struggle with foreshortening so theres a chance itll #just look like his neck starts at the collar. ughhh #god have mercy if i ever draw hugs. i hate positioning the shoulder i hate hate hate it. 10 dead 17 injured #i have new design note ideas for em but ill post another time #myart #doodles #lego monkie kid #lmk #monkie kid #shadowpeach #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #lmk liu er mihou

[chalkodareal]

sonic and homestar they are my friends. theyre my buds

#whats on homestars chilli dog? fluffy puff mayonnaise. honestly FP mayo was a crime on its own but i think hoemstar made it worse with this #i was gonna draw another image with knuckles interacting with sb but ough!!!! im eepy :[[[[[[ (10000000 dead 789897 injured) #i have one other image of homestar and strong bad together but literally theyre just smoking #I DONT LIKE SMOKING but my hand was tired #i like how i drew sonic here he looks really good to me #tagging time!! goodbye people that read my tags <3333 #homestar runner #hsr #h*r #homestar #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth

[mayoiayasep]

how did tsukasa fans manage to live through his second focus event story he's not even my favorite character and this story had me coughing up blood on the ground

#pjsk tag #the fucking. the. the. thefucking. the flashbacks. #im gonna be ill im gonna explode i neeed to put my head through the wall #AND #AND THE FACT THAT HE WAS THINKING OF SAKI AS HE PLAYED THORPE??? PLAYING THE SONG THAT HE WANTED TO LEARN WITH- #-SAKI WHEN THEY WERE CHILDREN??? please. guys i put i dent in the wall with my fingernails help me #cateogory 10000 millions tenma event one dead millions injured #screaming crying throwing up yanno the works

[orcelito]

today i nearly died in d&d. not from battle, no. instead, from laughing way too fucking hard

so we got into battle. will-o-wisps, ykno how it goes. except one appeared right next to me (playing as Kallias) at the right of the map... & the bard did smth that let us use our full movement as a reaction, so I used all 40 feet of my movement to dart on the other side of the map... AND THEN ANOTHER WILL-O-WISP APPEARED...

but it was my turn next so i started running to the center of the map... then changed direction to run to the tree. and i decided to just make a Leap for it bc i was in Scared Cat Mode

but.

i got.. a Nat Fucking 1. so Kallias. dear Kallias. runs 80 fucking feet in 6 seconds, makes a leap for the tree, and fucking Whiffs It.

and i was just. laughing so hard i was choking. tears in my eyes. he's so fucking stupid.

#speculation nation #d&d #kallias #they were also resistant to normal physical damage And necrotic #which is a problem for me. the dedicated healer. who only has ONE damage spell (toll the dead) which is necrotic #and also. daggers. and bolts. aka piercing. #so i was just like 'wellllll im pretty useless rn. so im just gonna. try to Not Die.' #i did make it up into the tree next turn! & no one ended up hurt #but my pride... my pride was irreparably injured... #shoutout to the bard that went up to the tree after and also tried & failed to climb it & was just like 'well this is just a Shit Tree' #as he viewed the many claw marks in the tree from kallias's struggles to climb it #kallias making an absolute fool out of himself then trying to play it off like it was no big deal lskjdfslkdjf #soooooo happy to be playing him. hes so fucking entertaining. oh catman jesus i love U

[moonrver]

😘

#im not traumatised by the past year! #the fact that if i call someone andbthey dont pick up or no one answers me when i walk through the front door #then i immediately assume that theyre dead or seriously injured #doesnt mean anything:)

[lurker-extraordinaire-657645]

thinking about the people i love for too long and breaking down into tears

#(/pos) #EVE RUYONE NIOCE TO ME FOREVER . ZERO DEAD ONE INJURED (me) (/POS) #i love you i love you i love you i love you . #it feels so nice to say. #im so emotional rn but in like. a good way #im happy!! IM HAPPY !!!!

[fnibble]

lil juvenile squirrel im taking care of until can find an open wildlife care center who will take it

#found with several dead squirrels scattered about #they didnt look mauled or anything #no one was open im gonna try tomorrow #for now youre with me #he was acting injured and scared #kinda flailing doesnt seem strong enough to scamper anywhere #probably poisoned or something? the others looked like they died where they were not attacked by anything #gave it nuts broccoli and a measuring spoon of water but they havent taken anything #its just really scared

[ziracona]

I really miss Dragon Age 2.

#I’m not sure I can say it was the best one? technically speaking Origins probably is? but it was the one that I liked the story of most. it #hit me deepest. that messed me up but I also loved it. and it was much better designed for cause and effect #dragon age 2 #inquisition is frustrating because half the time - especially w War Room - you pick as well as you can based on all the info you /have/ at #your disposal and it goes ‘hehe you picked Lelianna’s ‘let’s be cautious and scout first’ ^u^ over Josephine’s ‘let’s ask the nobles if they #can help intel gather’ and Cullen’s ‘let’s send our soldiers to look around’. 300 people died ^u^’ #so if you want good results you either re-load or use a guide bc there’s little sense to it & you’re constantly punished not for really your #own choices but just arbitrarily. I used a guide like 3 times the entirety of DA2. I use them constantly for DAI becuase every time I go ‘im #just gonna play normally : )’ ten minutes later I tell some girl the wardens seem cool & she immediately gets brutally murdered #also they constantly have NPcs there to tell you something and die seconds later and it’s so annoying??? in every other DA game you can heal #and save NPCs you find injured but now they go ‘tell my wife…I’m sorry…’ and die and you have a quest to tell their wife ‘sorry I didn’t #give her one of the 40 health potions I was carrying’ or some idiocy. I have NOT ONCE been able to save by healing an NPC when in every #other game I had MANY chances. no heal even EXISTS as a spell in DAI when it’s a basic skill in every other game??? #also the quests are structured so badly half the time I walk into a house and kill a monster and Varric goes ‘ah the High Beam Killer dead #at last’ and I won’t know what the fuck he’s saying At All but some quest marked Spooky Mansion is marked completed and I gain exp without #ever remotely knowing what the quest was in the first place #in DA2 when I got punished I deserved it. in Act3 the Mages with Grace suspected me of turning them in bc I tricked the Templars instead of #killing Thrask and that made sense. I did pick a slightly less safe outcome to protect him. i absolutely never betrayed them but I did take #a risk that put /them/ at risk and it made sense for her to distrust me. In DAI my friends get killed because I’m Qunari no matter what I do #at the war table before or after and they just give me pointless missions about it so I have the illusion of choice and consequence #DAI is obsessed with Only Bad Outcome quests because the Devs are centrists who think there’s no right answer to fucking anything and it #deeply damages the story structure and the quest load out #(I don’t hate DAI I’m just venting. I enjoy many many parts of it. but some I want to destroy rabidly with a hammer)

[crows-home]

cant believe my dumbass spelled “your“ wrong in the title of my fic, looked over it SEVERAL times, posted the fic, then didn’t notice it until today

#pobre payasito #dont look at me im embarrassed #local author spells your wrong. hundreds injured one dead #im not changing it now ill do it when the next chapter comes out. im lazy

[kiss-my-battery-505]

Oughh so much happening

#I was just in the most OVERSTIMULATING HOTEL TO EXIST #It’s so bad I’m so aware of everyone in it #I’m so burnt outtt sleeby time sleeby boi hours #if ONE more person asks me about future college plans I’ll cry #AND I GOT FUCKIGN HAIR BLEACH ON MT PTV SHIRT 36 DEAD 72 INJURED #hnngh im #gonna dye my hair #as a treat #vent

[locria-writes]

this mf is always injured can we wrap him up in cotton wool or something???

#not writing related #bitch was literally one step away from death by the end of book 3 #got his ship shot down like 3-4 times at vermilion #got shot a couple times at urvashi then verbally beat by oberstein in books 9/10 #no wonder there's so much fanart of him injured lol #when he just fcking fell over dead at the end of book 3 i cackled im sorry my poor little meow meow that was mean of me

[tenrose]

The only reason why I need somebody to live with me is so they can hold my cat while I shove medicine down his throat. Because it's too much of a hard work for one person..

#i usually mix pills like dewormer with his biscuits and he sees nothing #but he saw me trying to sneak on him this time and he was clearly down with my bullshit lmao #I mean since im giving him the pipette medicine he's suspicious of everything #since yesterday and the vet he's a little bit mad at me 😢 #anyway i had to shove it in his mouth by myself #first time he throws it back at me ffhfhdjdj #second time i nearly lost one finger #i rubbed his throat #but i think i didn't do it exceptionally well cause he spent two minutes chewing and hiding from me #thankfully this one medicine is only till tomorrow #i hope I'll manage to manipulate him to eat it tomorrow or else I'm gonna end up dead #anyway i desperately need someone who love cats #and able to handle one who's refusing to open their mouth for medicine #tbh i didn't end up injured because it's me #anybody else he would go full feral on them #the vet gave him yesterday while he was still sleeping jfjeje

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

i think the worse things get around me the more vivid my dreams get bc im in deep shit rn and have been for a few days and ive had the wildest most batshit dreams ever and i actually fuckin remember them

#day thoughts #like there r some things im starting to wonder if they were real or if i dreamed them #bc amongst the wild batshit stuff theres completely normal believable things #and irl there r things happening that id honestly only dream abt #like in one world my mums injured as fuck and my step grandads dead and im staying up til dawn and all my friends have left me and #nothing feels real #and in another world my cat needs to go to the vet while my friends over #like you wouldnt believe which ones the dream hahah afuck

[godzexperiment]

i am forever entertained by how nix just- like major reasons aside... Hates vehicles with an burning passion. stemming from how he just seems cosmically cursed to get hurt from being around them. (that truck is rotted away, stationary and claimed by nature? watch nix get to be there near it when it's engine decides to combust)

#<<insomniac vampire speaking>> mun post #(the comedic value of how grumpy he gets if has to drive/be in one for an extended period-manages to cut himself on some hidden sharp spot) #(of 'this cant hurt you' and nix like 'you want me dead' as the parking brake disengages that very moment) #(even better in his 'human' verses as he has even less possible reasons for Why Am I Cursed Like This) #(-gets pinned by the jeep he was trying to help fix against the wall and has an numb hand from getting zapped by the battery-) #(modern verses it's an whole other problem; him actively monitoring traffic near him etc and still getting injured by them frequently) #(him: ah the world is quiet- im going to cross the street real fast *speeding car out of nowhere nearly clips him*) #(nix sighing as puts another marker tally mark onto his skin for his records back at his place)

[im-smart-i-swear]

heres some doodles of The Funky Guys TM from yesterday!

i havent really had the energy to really finish any larger piece for WEEKS so doodles are all youre gonna get for now.....

you KNOW im rotating that purple fucker(eenek) in my head when i can only draw them sobbing and angry and scared and frustrated over and over again :) 

MAN ive been thinkin about ‘em recently....... uhhh im gonna put some stuff about eeneks’s upbringing under the cut if anyone wants to read it(its a mess of paragraphs i didnt use when answering an ask lol so its propably not very good:/ its just some of my thoughts on een and galra as a whole)

okay so eenek is... how do i put this... fixated on the idea of the galran empire that they grew up surrounded by. they have this idealised view of how the world works and lets just say 'clones of the black paladin helping a galran and being overall nice people' doesnt really fit in there...

(btw for this au's sake lets assume an average galran lifespan is roughly similiar to humans or slightly longer, cause its way more interesting that way imo)

zarkon was the emperor for 10 000 years. ten thousand. thats generations upon generations of galrans raised in a culture of violence and hate and a sense of superiority. like..... thats fucked up right?? thats insane? after so many generations, can you even separate galran culture from the war itself?

so Eenek grew up surrounded by propaganda and war, convinced the galran empire is the best thing to ever happen to the universe. their life was relatively normal(or as close as you could get) until they were the galran equivalent of around eight. death somewhere in space or ‘in the trenches’ was propably a common occurance - sometimes it would be a friend's parent or a distant relative or some other person just distant enough to be bearable... until it wasnt.

i dont know yet if it was a parent or a sibling, but either way - they were gone. Eenek just lost a loved one, and it hit them hard. BUT instead of starting to question if the conquest was really worth all the grief, they just sunk in deeper. beacuse it has to be worth it, right? all the pain and death wasnt, couldnt be for nothing, their loved one didnt die in a pointless conflict right?? right???

and so Eenek decides to dedicate their life to the galran empire(at like. 8 years old..)

 its calm for a couple years after that(though they slowly drift away from their dad(who is actually secretly forging documents and helping escaped prisoners&deserters flee the empire but shhhhh eenek doesnt know that)) and theN QUIZNKING VOLTRON APPEARS and its all downhill from there :)

(damn the more i think about them the more i realise they really ARE like a chihuahua)

#my art #soup's clothes dont make ANY sense in-universe #but i like drawing the tattered sleeves okay? #also i love the idea of her learning how to #moderate the arm's intensity?? so she can use it as a portable stove or a lighter #its the... the fackt she takes the arm. whnich was designed as a weapon for gladiator fights. and uses that to make her family's life easier #......aUGH.. do you understand my vision?? #my funky guys #clone shiro #im giving all of them at least one facial scar btw #eenek's is similiar to shiro and buddy's beacuse. insert deep meaning here #kuron vld #vld kuron #taks' teenage rebellion starts. 1 dead 5 injured. #(also pal's. bc taks turns out to actually be kinda a good influence after all and helps him realise he doesnt have to listen to what #others tell him 24/7 #so he actually starts to develop healthy boundaries!!! wooo!!!) #once again i am terribly sorry to most of my followers who propably have no idea what the fuck is happening here. its not REALLY a #warrior cats blog. sorry. im just here to be silly and annoying #and warrior cats is SO BIG it feels overwhelming for me :/ #i MIGHT(im not promising anything tho) do mothwings design similiar to the hawkfrost one. maybe. dont count on it.