#it's rizzistant

[invinciblerodent]

"okay, this is not a particularly hard check, but we have to get it, so I'll give him the best chance possible. i don't know where I put the gloves, but with the bite and the guidance, he just needs to roll above a 4. it's not so hard. he can do it. i know he can do it."

".....yeah okay never fucking mind I guess"

#i know that's more video game than ttrpg but part of me kinda wishes approval played into like. luck points or something #like if it worked like pokemon where the characters kinda push themselves if they like you a lot #and have a slightly increased chance of critting at exceptional approval #whether becuase you're gussing up their ego or because they want to impress you is debatable #I like to think that Astarion secretly really likes it when Iona fondly calls him their “dashing skeleton key” #and jokingly praises him afterwards #“i've never met a lock that could resist you darling <3” with a light touch on his shoulder #and what he SAYS is something cocky but inside he just goes 🫠 #squirrel plays bg3 #much as I dislike that word I gotta say- he has NO shot at resisting her rizz #it's rizzistant #(there is a sound effect to 🫠 btw) #(in my head it's sort of like a “hrrnf”)

[trobeds]

when ur trying not to fall in love with someone: rizzisting temptation

#sorry i couldnt. rizzist. lol #🫀 #puns with hella rizz

[whimzak]

Aroace? Nah, I’m Rizzistant.

#aroace #aromantic #asexual #lgbtq #memes and jokes #this is single-handedly the best joke I have ever made

[boomtastics]

Rizzist the manly urge to change to my layout to Fiddle Rizzhearts

[slutfactory]

Hey (with rizz)

+40 rizzistance

sup. (with rizz)

#w rizz

[forevermorgue]

In D&D if a character can't be charmed, does that make them rizzistant??

#I hate myself some days #dnd #d&d

[lovejoy-was-here]

Mr Rizzister over here

At your service.

[skelltan]

aro/acespec? oh, you're rizzistant

#lgbt #arospec #acespec