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2012wannabe · 10 months
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abby manhandling reader like
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rouge was so so happy to hear jacksay that to her, she was smiling sweetly and held his hands with so much love, “jack your so so wonderful, i want to thank you for everything you done for us~” she looked at jack for a minute smiling, she leaned forward and kissed jacks lips with her big soft red lips, she was warm soft and tasted so so sweet in his lips, her sweet kiss tasted like cherries, she held jacks face while giving jack his first kiss, it was si beautiful wonderful sweet abs jack was getting flustered from her wonderful love
Jack held onto Rouge’s hands as she spoke to him and while he felt she didn’t have to do anything to thank him he didn’t stop her as she kissed him, his face went bright red feeling her soft, plush lips on his own as she took his first kiss, his body trembled a little as he got so hot and flustered being kissed by his queen like this as she gave him so much love.
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naturalyss · 7 years
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Canais de energia límpida!! 
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ladywind · 3 years
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i thought i had you blocked. guess not.
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Jacksay is a thing now; I’m making it a thing now.
So I’m finally getting back to the DbD Jacksay fic I talked about earlier
Lindsay screamed as the killer hoisted her on his shoulder. A surge of adrenaline flooded her system and she kicked around as hard as she could, despite the knife wounds in her back and sides. Ryan bought as much time as he could, shining his flashlight to blind the killer and dancing just out of range of the killer’s slashes. Jack hovered at the edges of the fight on standby, ready to pick Ryan up if he got hit or help Lindsay if she got free.
It ended up being the latter situation as she wiggled off his shoulder; she began sprinting, clutching her side to keep from bleeding out. Once she was crouched down behind a generator Jack quietly approached her and said, “here let me bandage you up.”
Scoffing, Lindsay grabbed the gauze roll out of Jack’s hands and said, “no I’ll patch you up since you’ve been bleeding longer than I have.”
Jack snorted snorted and kneeled down. She kept her eyes on the horizon as Lindsay got to work. She caught movement and a hand immediately went out to stop Lindsay. “Hey wait--”
Lindsay knocked Jack’s hand aside, moving closer to trap the older woman between the generator and herself. “Lindsay what are you doing?!” Jack whispered. “Let go let go let go Lindsay!!”
The killer grunted, looking around for the source of the sound but unable to pin the location. After a second of hesitation, it moved on. “It didn’t see us; that’s why I started,” Lindsay said. She finished bandaging up Jack and handed her the roll of gauze. They tried to quiet their breathing, listening intently for footsteps or bottles cracking.
“There,” Jack said, pocketing the leftover bandages.
Lindsay reached out, pulling Jack closer to her before kissing her on the lips. “Thanks,” she said, before sprinting away to find another generator.
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Around the campfire, Jack and Lindsay sat side by side. “Fucking Christ she like pinned me down,” Jack said, retelling the story to Ryan and Trevor. “I was like ‘AAH, RUN RUN!!’”
“It was looking the other way,” she laughed. Her hand rested on Jack’s waist and she discreetly pulled the older woman closer. “And Jack even escaped in the end!”
Jack smiled, pecking Lindsay on the cheek. They might be in a never-ending cycle of hell but she was glad she had Lindsay.
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luabinhaimaginaria · 7 years
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Video de hoje do #BunkaPop com @kidzastr e @jacksays
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knitsweateroftears · 8 years
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aaghht · 8 years
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also an ML thing: I was trying to remember how to spell “Jack says” in french and totally forgot that “says” in french isn’t “a dis” so actually the title would be “Jack a dit”
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clooclles · 8 years
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It's amazing how Adrien went from sinful Chat to a blushing mess over his Ladybug.
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2012wannabe · 11 months
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no but hear me out,,, abby having dacryphilia🫢🫢
nonnie ily bc I literally had this on my idea list!!! goddd need to be her little crybaby
I hope you like it!! I got a lil crazy tehe
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cw/tw: abby x f! Reader, basically pwp, dom/sub dynamics, reader wears lingerie, slight degradation, punishment, spanking, edging, orgasm denial, mommy abby, dacryphilia, mention of being owned by abby, strap on, consent checks(traffic light system), pussy eating(r! Receiving), Abby has a collection of d*ldos we’re not going to think about where she got them from, Abby calls her strap her cock, choking and aftercare
use of good girl, baby, sweetheart, princess, bunny, slut
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You sat on the couch nervously. You knew what you were doing when you disobeyed Abby but now that the punishment was actually coming all your confidence was lost. She seemed to be acting normal which meant that you really didn’t know what was coming.
“What if I told you that I have something for you?” Abby asked way too innocently. You giggled,
“What do you have?”
“Just think about it. A present from your favorite girl. What would you like?”
“I’ll be happy with anything you know that,” Abby smirked and silently handed you a black box. Opening it slowly, you anticipated it being some sex toy that was going to be used as your punishment but instead, it was the most gorgeous set of purple lingerie you had ever seen. You loved lingerie, dressing up for Abby, and just making yourself feel pretty. Purple was your favorite color too, such a gift took your breath away.
“Oh my god abs! You didn’t have to! Oh, it’s just so beautiful.” You exclaimed and reached out to give her a big hug.
“You’re such a sweetheart. It was nothing bunny. Want to put it on for me?”
“Of course!” You said dashing off to the bathroom. You put the set on carefully, taking in the soft fabric on your skin, the lace, and the straps accentuating your features. You smiled contently in the mirror and walked out to see Abby, momentarily forgetting all about what was to come. You could have sworn that from the look on her face alone, her thoughts stopped when she saw you.
“You look so beautiful, baby. Come over here.” She said opening her arms to you. You practically jumped in her arms and snuggled into her.
“Look how pretty the bra is.” You said raising your chest to her eye line showing off just how soft and pretty your boobs looked.
“It is so pretty, isn’t it? The panties too.” She said with a grin.
“You’re so sweet to me Mommy.”
“Anything for you baby,” Abby said bringing your body closer to hers. Trailing her big hands around your waist and your legs, you tried to prompt her to start giving you more. Squeezing your arms together to show off your chest and sticking your ass out a bit to discreetly press it against her crotch. She wasn’t having it though, having moved to stroking your hair. While you could have stayed like that forever, you were needy and wanted more. Wanted her hands on your tits, squeezing your ass, on your clit.
“You’re so cute,” Abby teased lightly.
“Thanks, Mommy.” You said, moving her hands to start touching you. Much to your dismay, she kept letting go.
“I’m not touching you, princess.”
“You can touch me, I promise.”
“No baby, I can’t touch you like that.”
“Why?”
“Well it wouldn’t be a punishment if I did that, would it?” Oh. That makes sense now. Of course, Abby would get you all dolled up and begging to be touched just to punish you. You grasped at straws trying to think of how you could get out of it.
“I’m sorry Mommy, I just wanted to spend time with you.”
“You interrupted me while I was working. I want to spend time with you too, but you need to remember how to calm your slut brain and wait for Mommy. And then you started touching yourself without me. It’s like you forgot who owns you.”
“You do mommy, I’m sorry.” You whimpered.
“Do you promise to listen to Mommy when she tells you to stop touching yourself?”
“I do Mommy,”
“Good girl. Now go lay down until I tell you otherwise.” Abby started to get up leaving on the couch frantically looking around.
“Where are you going, mommy?”
“Just lay down. Actually, you know what, go lay down on the bed ass up.” You shuffled to the bedroom and waited for Abby. Usually, when she told you to lay down ass up it meant you were getting a spanking, or worse she’d rob you of the intimacy you loved by fucking you in doggy and not letting you look at her. You hoped it wasn’t the latter albeit a cruel punishment you deserved for going against her wishes purposely. Being all dressed up would make it worse as you wouldn’t be able to see how hungry she was for you, how she just couldn’t get enough of you and your body. Ass up, you felt anticipation grow in your stomach and the cool air from the ac hit you with little protection from the tiny thong.
Hearing Abby’s footsteps enter the room, you had to stop yourself from turning to look at her. She approached the bed and placed her cock at your pussy. Not putting it in, but tapping it so that you knew it was there. You shivered and she smirked.
“What got nothing to say now?” She said teasingly. You pushed your face into the bed to hide the blush that was forming on your cheeks.
“We’re going to start with a spanking, okay?” She asked waiting for your affirmation and you muttered a yes.
“I need words, baby. Loud and clear.”
“Yes, mommy.”
“Great. You’re going to get 20 and like always you need to count them.” She gave the first hit you bit your lip muffling a tiny moan. Twenty? You thought. That was double the last time!
“One.” Another hit.
“Two.” Abby continued, her spanks getting harder and harder as she went on and by the time she got to ten you were a whimpering mess. She was strong and her hits hurt in the most delicious way possible. You felt tears start to fall down your cheeks and when it came to nineteen your voice was wobbly and teary.
“Oh, baby are you crying?” Abby teased incredulously. She gave another hit and you let out a sob.
“Twenty!” You cried. Your tears went straight to her cunt and Abby swore she could cum on the spot.
“Good girl!” She cooed as she climbed on the bed sitting on your legs. She hooked her arm around your neck and roughly grabbed your face, physically pulling you up to where you were on your knees and she could turn your head around to watch your tears fall. Contrasting the roughness of the spanking she lightly kissed your cheeks, tasting your tears.
“I almost want to tell you to turn over so I can see you cry. But we can’t have you getting off with such a light punishment, can we? That was the second time you touched yourself without my permission. One would think you don’t respect your mommy at all.”
“No Mommy that’s not it all!” You cried.
“I’ll never do it again, I swear!”
“I gave you the chance to prove it to me and you didn’t,” Abby said disappointingly.
“Please Mommy, just need one more chance!” You begged.
“Hmm. I was just going to fuck you face down but I think you can make it up by having me edge you. How’s that sweetheart?”
“Yes, mommy.” You cried again. Your tears fell again, wetting her hand. She grinned, suddenly letting you go and watching you crumple on the bed. Turning you over she took in your form, red eyes, and red cheeks. She cooed at you again and you gave a smile.
“Color?”
“Green Mommy,” Abby smirked,
“Now be a good girl, such a needy little thing.” Her words practically made you dizzy and you were going deeper and deeper into sub-space. She kissed you like her life depended on it and shamelessly grabbed your ass, pulling you closer.
“Want you so bad abs.” You breathed. She kissed downwards, leaving a trail of kisses down to the fabric of the thong. Pulling it off, she forcefully separated your legs and kissed your slit. Hearing you yelp she kept going.
“Oh my god,” you moaned. She gave a soft blow of air on your clit and then kissed it before licking up from your hole. She continued to eat you out, your hands grabbing her head and tugging on her long braid. You were in bliss, not caring how your moans were getting louder. She slipped a finger in your pussy, not waiting long before adding in a second.
“Mmm, mommy. Mommy please!” Abby picked up her pace, hitting all the spots she knew you loved. Your legs started to shake and she forced them to stay still, pressing you into the mattress.
“I’m gonna cum, I’m gonna cum! Please don’t stop, please don’t stop!” You screamed, writhing. But you knew what the deal was. Sure enough, Abby let go and that was all it took for the tears to start again.
“No, no, no!”
“Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. You knew I was going to edge you, princess. If you didn’t want to be punished, you shouldn’t have disobeyed me.” Abby wiped your tears with the pads of her fingers and kept her eyes on as she lifted her hand to taste your tears. Your eyes were still red and she was fully intent on making you sob before you came. Your pussy was dripping and she had to hold herself back. She unclipped your forgotten bra, your boobs bouncing out. You looked up at her through your wet eyelashes to see her walking to the closet. Abby turned, now wearing the biggest dildo she had in her collection. While average in length, it had impressive girth and always left you unable to walk. Crawling back to bed, she lined the tip to your pussy and pushed the tip in. You gasped loudly and unconsciously shot up onto your elbows anticipating what was to come. You tried to relax as she slowly pushed more of the dildo into you, immediately starting to feel full.
“There you go, taking it so well for me baby,” Abby said almost in awe of you. She took in every inch of you, admiring your body, your hair, your eyes. Your skin was impossibly soft and she loved the small bruises she always left declaring you hers.
“So beautiful,” she muttered.
“What’d you say, Mommy?” You asked, your voice all wobbly.
“You’re my pretty princess right?”
“Yes Mommy, just for you.” She could tell you were getting close again and pulled out, causing you to gasp and gape. She edged you again causing you to be impossibly close to cumming and harshly pulling out again. Like before, she slowly slid her cock back in and this time added pressure on your clit which ended up being the thing that made you sob. You begged between wails that you wanted her so, so, so, bad and that you needed Mommy. But that just turned Abby on even more she couldn’t help but want to take a picture. So she did. She reached onto her side table and snapped a photo using her phone capturing all your subby glory.
“Please need to cum, I can’t do it, I can’t do it!”
“If you can’t do it, you can always safe word out. If you’re not going to safe word out then I think you can take just a bit more.”
“Still green Mommy.”
“Okay then,” Abby said, sliding her cock in you once again. You babbled nonsense on her dick, flailing your hands to grab onto her arms for some kind of anchor. The fullness, the hand on your clit and the now presence of her other hand sliding up your body to your neck almost made you fall apart. She tapped the side of your neck signaling what she wanted to do and waited for your response.
“Green.” Abby squeezed her hand, choking you in just the right spot. She always knew the exact placement of where to put her hand and each of her fingers where it was solely pleasurable for you. Your mind went blank as she increased the pressure and before you could comprehend it, you were orgasming. You screamed and groaned through it, your body collapsing against the bed. You gasped for air as she let up and she smiled at you. You were slumped over and boneless, just wordless. Abby gently touched your face, looking at you with such love in her eyes. She combed your hair over and caressed your head.
“Hey, baby. Welcome back,” she said with a chuckle.
“Abs,” you said softly, your voice sounding raw. She immediately shushed you lightly.
“It’s okay. You did such a good job for me, I’m so lucky.” She said, still caressing your face.
“Wanna hug.” You whispered. Abby pulled you close, hugging you fiercely, and whispered back sweet nothings in your ear.
“Can I clean you up or do you need a little more time?”
“You can clean me up.” Still in a hug, she picked you up and walked you to the bathroom to run a bath. The water was beautifully warm and Abby was so gentle you’d never think she was the same person that spanked you earlier. Taking her time, she cleaned you and wrapped you up in a towel. You kissed her softly feeling at peace. She was always very extensive in her aftercare, even brushing your teeth and feeding you water and snacks. Before you knew it Abby placed you back in bed next to her. Cuddling up into her body you whispered another thank you feeling ready to fall asleep.
“Anything and everything for you. You should go to sleep, you deserve it after today.” Her voice was soon gone as you fell asleep in her arms, your favorite place to be.
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rollipolli-yoli · 8 years
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Chat Noir was not fucking around today
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His dad was in trouble and he just went and kicked ass. Everytime I thought Chat Noir was going to have one of those “Haha Chat Noir failed at fighting” moments, he just plowed right through. He had one goal, and that was protect the last parent he had. He didn’t get brainwashed by the akuma villain. He didn’t trip up. Didn’t even give Jacksays the chance to speak. His rage was visible guys. I’m surprised Ladybug didn’t say anything cuz the whole time I was like “God damn how the fuck is that our precious cinnamon roll in that suit?” 
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Nino is such a precious friend. I mean he turned into an akuma villian just to give his best friend a happy birthday. 
Since everyone already went over the other cutest moments *ahem, dad hug, Adrien’s mom, cute kids in love, “You have her smile”* I decided to talk about these two things.
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naturalyss · 7 years
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Eleve-se
Você pode ser mais a cada dia  Mais para o bem Mais para o amor  Há dentro de você uma força que pulsa  Combata o ego  Sorria mais  Seja paciente  Faça uma boa ação para alguém no dia  Não julgue  Perdoe  Aceite as coisas como elas são  Implante ideias de bom coração em outras pessoas  Pensamentos positivos atraem coisas positivas  - odio - raiva - rancor  + alegria + compaixão + amor  Sinta e seja  Medite e se encontre a cada dia com a luz que existe no seu mais intimo interior  E assim conheça todos os mistérios  E assim desfrute de todo pleno amor 
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crystal-gem-booty · 8 years
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Jacksays (Jackady) episode!!!
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Oh my fkin god, Gorilla!
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paopuwayfinder · 8 years
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MIRACULOUS LADYBUG Episode (22/23??) : JACKADY (Translation)
Again here’s the full translation to the episode. I tried to give this episode a smoother translation. Thanks to @thepowers3000​ for uploading the episode! Part 1 and part 2. The Ladrien is strong in this episode. 
NOTE: “Jacques a dit” is the french version of “Simon Says.” So I called him Jacksays. (Thank you to @saltycaramels​ for talking to me about it, I was so indecisive). 
MIRACULOUS LADYBUG EPISODE (??) JACKADY (SIMON SAYS) 
ALEC: Welcome back to the set of your favourite game show: The Challenge! Make some noise for our next candidate, Nino! So, Nino, you are the best DJ in your school, that’s amazing. We’ve prepared some turntables for your demonstration.
MARINETTE: Grounded? But why?
TOM: Let me refresh your memory, Marinette. Monday morning: absent from sport.
MARINETTE: I was in study hour.
TOM: Friday evening, absent from study hour.
MARINETTE: I was in sport.
TOM: You’re never where you should be, Marinette. So the only way to make sure is to make you stay here. Sorry.
MARINETTE: But Dad, I was invited, Nino’s a friend. He’s counting on me.
ALEC: So the challenge chosen for you by the viewers is… to make the Mayor of Paris, André Bourgeois, dance. Good luck. Thank you for agreeing to play with us today, do you think he’s got a chance?
MAYOR: None at all. I hate dancing, the last time I tried, Madonna was still in kindergarten.
TOM: I know that Nino is your friend but as long as these unauthorised absences continue, you will stay at home.
MARINETTE: …great.
TIKKI: You can’t blame them, how are they supposed to know you’re only skipping class to go and save the world.
MARINETTE: I guess that being grounded is a part of the top-secret life of a superhero, but it’s still not right.
TIKKI: That’s true, but… Hey, you won’t be grounded next week! That means if Nino wins you can see him next time.
MARINETTE: Yeah, but Adrien is there today.
PAPILLON: The Challenge? What an absolutely fascinating concept, a TV show like that will be full of negative emotions. I’ll find chaos and destruction.
MARINETTE: You can’t be serious, how can you say that to me, Alya?
ALYA: Sorry, but your dad’s right, Marinette. You’re never where you’re meant to be with all your lateness and mysterious absences. It makes me wonder whether you’re living a double life.
MARINETTE: What are you talking about, you know that’s not true!
ADRIEN: No it’s ok.
ALEC: Victory! Nino beat his challenge, you moved your head to the rhythm, Mr Mayor. So, you were dancing.
MAYOR: What? Not at all, I had an itch, that’s all.
ALEC: But itching to the beat also counts as dancing. Congratulations, Nino, we’ll see you next week for a new challenge. And now, our next contestant. Put your hands together for: Jacques Grimeau.
ADRIEN: Well played, mate.
ALEC: Mr Grimeau, you’re a hypnotist who uses cards to get people to do whatever you want.
Jacques: Er, yes I’m a hypnotist, but the idea isn’t to force people to do whatever.
ALEC: So, your challenge today, Jacques, is to use your talent on this elusive celebrity on our show. Make some noise for the king of fashion, Gabriel Agreste!
GABRIEL: What is this show? I was told this was an interview.
NINO: Dude, it’s your dad.
ALEC: Off you go, see if you can get Mr Agreste to come here, just from your powers of persuasion.
JACQUES: I told you, I don’t force people to do whatever I want.
ALEC: A shy hypnotist? He’s the best, isn’t that right, Gabriel?
GABRIEL: For what it’s worth, your show is pitiful, just like your contestants. You will never control me.
ADRIEN: Yup, that’s my dad.
ALEC: Mr Agreste has refused your challenge, so we’re calling that a fail. It’s over!
JACQUES: But, that’s not fair! I didn’t even have time to-
PAPILLON: Yes, humiliation and anger, that’s the ideal recipe for turning a loser into a winner. Fly away, my little akuma, and invade his heart. I am Papillon, and you are now Jacksays. I can help you become the biggest hypnotist in the world but in exchange, you owe me a favour when the time comes. What do you say, Jacksays?
JACKSAYS: Jack says “yes.” Jack says “the show isn’t over!”
ALEC: What’s going on?
JACKSAYS: Silence. Jack says “nobody likes you because you are a little duck.”
ALEC: Quack quack
JACKSAYS: Jack says “stop.” Jack says “you’re a gorilla.”
TIKKI: Marinette, look.
MARINETTE: Huh?! I have to go, Alya.
ALYA: Good luck, Marinette. I’m going back to my babysitting.
MARINETTE: Tikki, what do I do? I’m grounded!
TIKKI: You don’t have a choice, you have to go, we’ll just be even more careful than normal. Put your pillows under the quilt. It’s perfect.
MARINETTE: TIKKI TRANSFORM ME
JACKSAYS: The designer, Gabriel Agreste, refused my challenge and he’s going to regret it. Before midnight tonight, he’s going to give you a show on this very set. Gabriel, Jack says “get ready.”
PAPILLON: A risky plan, but inspired. Good luck, Jacksays.
CN: Chat Noir says “be quiet and give me those cards.”
JACKSAYS: My gorilla will take care of you. Jack says “get rid of him.”
CN: Get ready, you old monkey. I’m about to show you how to pull a face.
JACKSAYS: I need an army. Jack says “you are all soldiers.” Jack says “Head into the city, my soldiers, and find me Gabriel Agreste.”
CN: I’m warning you, my karate coach told me that… it’s not the size that counts.
LB: Hey, are you ok?
NINO: I’m fine, but my friend, Adrien, is somewhere in the studio.
LB: Don’t worry, we’ll find him.
CN: I quit karate. Oh look, hey, Ladybug. That’s enough, now. CATACLYSM
LB: nice to see you too, Chat Noir.
CN: Oops, sorry, I thought you were Jacksays.
NINO: I saw him, he’s building a huge army.
CN: Yeah, it’s safe to say he’s going after Gabriel Agreste, we have to be faster than him.
LB: Chat Noir, you’re about to untransform. I’m going to have one last look for Nino’s friend.
CN: No need, he’s probably been hypnotised already.
NINO: But he’s my friend.
CN: Oh yeah, that’s true. Maybe he managed to hide somewhere? I’ll let you look and meet you later at Gabriel Agreste’s house, OK? It’s not going to be that hard to find Adrien. Plagg, hide.
ADRIEN: Nino.
NINO: Adrien! You OK?
ADRIEN: Yeah, I’m fine. Um… hello.
LB: Ehm… H-hello, are you sure you’re ok?
ADRIEN: Uh- yes, very well. But we have to go to my house now, my father’s in danger!
LB: Let’s go, Chat Noir will meet us there later.
ADRIEN: Nathalie, where’s my father, he’s in danger.
NATHALIE: He already knows.
GABRIEL: Good evening, Ladybug.
ADRIEN: Father, you have to get out of here! Jacksays is coming to get you.
GABRIEL: What?! You want me to let a fool tell me what to do? Absolutely not.
ADRIEN: But you don’t understand what he’s capable of.
GABRIEL: Go to your room, you’ve had enough emotions for today. Nathalie, take care of the rest. Excuse my son’s behaviour, Ladybug, he’s just like his mother: extremely stubborn.
LB: He’s right, Jacksays is dangerous. You could be in great danger.
GABRIEL: What could happen to me with you to protect me?
NINO: You sure your dad’s not a robot or something like that?
ADRIEN: When it comes to my father, I’m never sure of anything.
NINO: Man, I’ve seen countries smaller than your room.
ADRIEN: Make yourself at home, I’m going to have a shower.
NINO: Right now?
ADRIEN: What can I say? It’s the model in me. Why does my father never listen to me? PLAGG TRANSFORM ME.
GABRIEL: He’s perfect, isn’t he?
LB: Huh? Erm, who?
GABRIEL: My son, Adrien. He’s the embodiment of perfection, don’t you think?
LB: Yes, he’s perfect- um, I mean, I don’t know him very well b-b-but he seems very-
GABRIEL: I never noticed your earrings before, they’re fascinating. May I?
LB: Excuse me. Chat Noir, where did you go?
CN: I was… er.… trying to slow down Jacksays.
LB: And? Chat Noir?
CN: I couldn’t do it. He’s coming and he’s not alone. Close all the exits, do as I say and turn on the house’s defence system.
GABRIEL: How did you know about the security system?
CN: Er-um… In a house like this, it was obvious.
GABRIEL: Don’t worry, this house is a real fortress.
JACKSAYS: Jack says “destroy.”
ALARMS: Emergency backup generator activated.
CN: You see, there’s too many of them. Your security system isn’t enough.
LB: Adrien and Nino! I have to go get them!
GABRIEL: Nathalie, take a remote and go with her through the doors.
CN: I’ll reinforce the defences outside. You go into the atrium, is safer than here.
GABRIEL: I take orders from nobody, not even superheroes.
CN: You’re at risk the same as everybody else so stop thinking you’re better than everybody else and do as I tell you.
GABRIEL: As you wish. You remind me of someone.
PAPILLON: What are you trying to achieve with your army, Jacksays?
JACKSAYS: I’m going after Gabriel Agreste.
PAPILLON: Yes, but don’t forget our deal. I can feel the presence of Ladybug and Chat Noir. When you find them, you have to fulfil your end of the bargain and take their Miraculous.
JACKSAYS: Consider it done. Jack says “he’ll take care of it.”
NINO: Ladybug? What's wrong?
LADYBUG: we have to get somewhere safe, where’s Adrien?
NINO: Taking a shower.
LADYBUG: Right now?
NINO: It’s the model in him.
LADYBUG: Take Nino to the atrium, I’ll take care of Adrien. Leave the remote, please. Adrien? Adrien? Adrien? Uh-
ADRIEN: Yes?
LB: We have to go. Too dangerous. Leave.
ADRIEN: Can I get dressed first?
LB: Yes, yes, of course, if you want. I mean, of course you can.
GABRIEL: Where is my son?
NINO: He’s coming, he’s with Ladybug.
ADRIEN: That’s my mother at seventeen. She was beautiful, huh?
BOTH TOGETHER LIKE THE OTP THEY ARE: You have her smile.
LB: Stay here.
PLAGG: Wow, what was all that? Love is in the air.
ADRIEN: We don’t have time for this. PLAGG TRANSFORM ME.
PLAGG: Not again.
GABRIEL: Nathalie, they’re coming.
JACKSAYS; I win.
CN: Great, all this for nothing.
JACKSAYS: Welcome back for another hour of The Challenge. I’m your host, Jacksays. Dear watchers, I’ve kept my promise, here’s Gabriel. Jack says “you are… a butterfly!”
GABRIEL: flap flap flap
LB: We have to save Mr Agreste.
JACKSAYS: Butterfly tonight, gone tomorrow.
LB: The akuma has to be in one of his card.
CN: But which one, he’s got loads.
JACKSAYS: Ladybug and Chat Noir, you can save him is you hand over your Miraculous. Be reasonable.
LB: Oh really? In your dreams. LUCKY CHARM
CN: A normal yoyo? You’ve already got a magic one.
LB: I’ll worry about that later.
JACKSAYS: Jack says “your yoyo is useless.” Jack says “your baton is use-.”
CN: “less?” that would be surprising. I won’t let you hypnotise me.
JACKSAYS: Jack says-
CN: No no no no no no
JACKSAYS: It doesn’t matter is you listen or not, it only matters what I say. Jack says “take off your Miraculous and give them to me.”
Gabriel: flap flap flap flap flap flap
JACKSAYS: Jack says “enjoy your flight, little plane”.
CN: He’s heading for the roof; we have to stop him!
LB: Chat Noir, this is our last chance to catch the akuma and I can’t do it alone. If we free Jacksays then we also save Mr Agreste.
CN: Ok, let’s not waste time.
JACKSAYS: And how do you intend to fight me, without your yoyo?
GABRIEL: nyooooooooom
JACKSAYS: Jack says “it’s over.”
LB: Follow my lead.
JACKSAYS: Jack says-
CN: CATACLYSM
JACKSAYS: It’s not possible, I made your yoyo useless.
LB: This one yes, but not this one. MIRACULOUS LADYBUG. My yoyo! You’ll have to do better than that, little akuma. I FREE YOU FROM EVIL. Got you. Bye bye, little butterfly.
LB&CN: Well played
CN: I’m sorry but your flight has been cancelled.
GABRIEL: Sorry?
CN: We just saved you, but don’t feel like you have to thank us.
LB: Chat Noir, your ring! You should get out of here.
CN: This ring is as strict as a Swiss watch. Nice to see you, Mr Agreste. You too, my lady.
GABRIEL: I never noticed you wore a ring.
ADRIEN:  That’s not the only thing you’ve never noticed about me.
GABRIEL: I assure you that this is all over.
ALEC: Welcome everyone, we are back on set of your favourite game show: The Challenge! Last week, our awesome DJ, Nino, was the champion. So, as promised, here is is again. Give it up for DJ Nino!
ADRIEN: Awesome.
TOM: No absences of lateness all week long, I’m so proud of you, Marinette. You can go meet your friends, if you like.
MARINETTE: Actually, I think I’ll stay here and watch the show with the two of you, if you don’t mind.
ALEC: This week we have something a bit different, Nino. You have to make not one but two celebrities of your choosing dance to your music. However, this week you get to choose who you go up against.
NINO: I don’t even need to think about it. My two mates who will never let me down, that much is clear: Ladybug and Chat Noir.
MARINETTE: Eh? On second thought, I’m feeling really tired. I’m going to go to bed now so I won’t be late to school again and I will have another perfect week, you’ll see!
TOM: Ok.
SABINE: Of course, darling.
TOM: Sometimes I have a hard time understanding today’s youth.
SABINE: Let it go, you know that a middle-school student’s life isn’t all fun.
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they bought us a house last month. i gotta say, this place is pretty sweet. i have a whole great big back yard of grass. i chase rabbits and birds every morning... not for fun, it’s really just clearing out my space to poop in private. owls live in the trees, lizards scurry in the brush and every once in a while a half eaten carcass of a bird will fall from the sky, with thanks to vicious sky terrorists! it’s a jungle out here!
we said goodbye to cheap apartment carpets... for good! i nap on stained concrete floors. the coolness on my belly is bliss. but talk about getting no where slowly during an indoor running fit. they laugh outrageously at me like i’m a buffoon trying to ice skate. let’s just lay it out on the table (no pun intended)... i eat shit, daily, on these blissful concrete floors.
and hey, i’m no city boy anymore. i poop without a leash now!
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