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splitplug · 2 years
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In 2016, I doodled a stupid thing during a meeting about Shark Week at work. In 2022, I found those meeting doodles, and was compelled to create the greatest sticker ever made: a shark in jeans named Bruce. Available now in my shop. #brucetheshark #sharkweek #stickers #jaws #notjaws #jawsome (at Miami, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfrHQbjOD_c/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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ambulocetidae · 7 months
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dunkleosteus, royal tyrrell museum, drumheller, alberta - 05/09/2023
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wobblewokgaming · 1 year
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Yo-kai Watch Incorrect Quotes, part 1
Mary-Lou: I'm gonna get myself some soup.
Nate: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.
Mary-Lou: Pfft, I-I won't burn myself!
*thirty seconds later*
Mary-Lou: I burned myself.
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Buck, confused and scared, holding Hailey close to him: W-Watcha got there...?
Nate, petting an ostrich: A smoothie.
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Justin: I think this might be a bad idea...
Wyatt: Don't start thinkin' on me now!
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Justin, nervous: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...
Sue-Ellen, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?
Justin, panicking: WHAT IS CLOTHES???
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Nate, sniffing: Calm down, I'm probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Sue-Ellen: Okay, tell me this: are you, like, really tired?
Nate: I have depression, what do you think?
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Nate, after challenging the Zenlightener and loosing for the 50th time: I CAN'T DO IT, HAILEY!
Hailey: I CAN'T EITHER!
Nate: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE!
Buck: WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITH WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US!
Nate: I appreciate it.
Nate, gesturing to Zenlightener, who looks confused and scared: BUT LOOK AT WHAT WE'RE FUCKING DEALING WITH, GUYS!
Hailey, barely containing her laughter: Nate-
Nate: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Buck, failing to hold his laughter in as well: Nate, w-we gotta-
Nate: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDES!
Nate: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY "what am I willing to put up with today"?
Nate, feral and foaming at the mouth, ferociously pointing at a horrified Zenlightener as Hailey and Buck look on dumbfounded while laughing: NOT FUCKING THIS!
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Hailey: We're kinda missing something, guys.
Wyatt: Cohesion?
Sue-Ellen: Teamwork?
Mary-Lou: A general sense of what we're doing?
Buck: And Nate ain't here.
Wyatt: Oh, and that, yeah.
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Nate, to the BBQ Squad: I'd die for you.
Wyatt: Then perish.
Justin: You will.
Mary-Lou: P-please don't!
Buck: Cool!
Sue-Ellen: I'd die for you first.
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Hailey, getting shot by Jessica during Laser Tag: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I might've quite possibly been bamboozled.
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Nate: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Hailey: I'm a knife.
Buck, from across the room: She's the little spoon.
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Mary-Lou and Sue-Ellen: We're this close to falling in love with Nate.
Buck: Y-your fingertips are touching.
Mary-Lou and Sue-Ellen: Exactly.
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Buck: Why's everyone so obsessed with top and bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed!
Hailey:
Hailey, with a shit-eating grin: I'm gonna tell him.
Nate, smacking her upside the head: Don't you dare.
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Zenlightener, cowering in fear: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
Nate, Buck and Hailey standing in front of Zenlightener: *bites into their whole Kit-Kat Bars like a group of heathens with shit-eating grins on their faces*
Zenlightener, with tears in his eyes: Please, stop!
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Buck, to Sue-Ellen, gesturing to Whisper: How do you tell someone politely that you want to hit them with a brick?
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Police Officer, cuffing Dorothy: You have the right to remain silent.
Dorothy: I choose to waive that right.
Dorothy: *screams like a fucking banshee*
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Nate, to Whisper: My expectations are low, but they can go lower.
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Buck, pointing at a wall: What color is this?
Dorothy: Gray.
Nate: Grey.
Buck turning to Hailey: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Hailey: Dark white.
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Little Charrmer: Listen up, you little shits!
Little Charrmer, looking at Nate: Not you Nate, you're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
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Jawsome Kid, Dr. E. Raser and Nate: *screaming incoherently*
Little Charrmer, busting the door down: What's wrong, Nate?!
Dr. E. Raser: Wait, why are you asking Nate that when when Jawsome Kid and I are also here?
Agent Spect-Hare, peeking out from the broken door frame: Because Nate wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you get the chance.
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Jawsome Kid: *types in Nate*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Jawsome Kid: How fucking DARE YOU-
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Ghoulfather: What're you writin'?
Nate: The Government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm not letting them know, it's private information!
Hoaxy Coaxy, looking over Nate's shoulder: This just says "fuck around and find out" in calligraphy.
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Little Charrmer: I wasn't that drunk!
Nate: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said "I was important".
Little Charrmer, hugging Nate while crying: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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nervousmonolith · 8 months
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im so sillyyy
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osseincactus · 1 year
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Dio’s mom got me the cutest little dude today 🥺🥺🥺
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nocturnalprincess · 3 months
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thoodleoo · 4 months
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etruscan era boar/wolf's head helm (?) c.6th-5th century BC//wolf jawsome costume hate c.21st century AD
...Although this object has been described previously as a helmet, perhaps used as part of a ritual, the interpretation of the object as a helmet depends greatly on the modern reconstruction (3). The closest comparanda for the upper part of the head are boar-head protomes on Etruscan chariots, which consist of the top section of boar heads, including the snout, eyes, ears, and sometimes crests, but not the lower jaws (4). These protomes covered the draft poles of chariots at the juncture of the pole and the main body of the chariot. It is possible that the eyes, top of the snout, and parts of the upper dome are ancient pieces from an Etruscan chariot, while other sections, such as the teeth, tongue, and nose piece, were added later to create a more cohesive piece...
Transform yourself into the wolf that has had a bad rap in all the stories with this Jawesome Wolf Hat. This cap has a soft-sculpted wolf head surrounding its normal structure. It is lined for comfort and has hook and loop fasteners to keep the head in shape. (You'll even find a secret pocket so you don't need to depend on pants to keep your cards in place!)
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knithacker · 1 year
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Pure yarnspiration! This Crochet Shark Purse Is Just Jawsome! 👉 https://buff.ly/3o1AkDC 🦈
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jimabernethy · 2 years
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Video by @jim_abernethy // Here is an up close Tiger Shark flipping her nictating membrane up & down while she's very close to my camera that I shot yesterday! There has been quite a lot of discussion about what this is for, so I thought I would show it to you to see what your thoughts are, without expressing my thoughts first! So let me know your thoughts on your opinion of why they do this? This week I counted 9 tigers at one time so we believe there were at least a dozen in the immediate area! If your interested in joining me on a shark trip please Email my office at [email protected] or visit my website at www.scuba-adventures.com Enjoy but Please Protect! @Jim_abernethy @wildlifevoiceinc #tigershark #nictatingmembrane #tigerbeach #sharklover #ilovesharks #sharks #JAWSOME #beautiful #epicencounters #savesharks (at Tiger Beach) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc7m4cYgLpS/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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ketrinadrawsalot · 8 months
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Sharktember Day 8: Sheila's squad meets the jawsome Street Sharks
(Big Slammu is supposed to be a whale shark, but whale sharks are neither red nor have huge pointy teeth... But then again the 90s were more about being rad and not scientifically accurate)
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thelitaniesofsatan · 9 months
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"this duel is totally jawsome"
- shark i think
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playstationpark · 2 years
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Jawsome 'Warpath: Jurassic Park' PlayStation
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honeybrowne · 2 years
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i’m rewatching the storm and jack had a shirt on with a shark that stays “i’m jawsome” and the thought of hotch buying that for him is making me SOB
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bunjywunjy · 2 years
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Question about our beloved Wexter! I noticed that sometimes you use a shelf brace to keep her jaws open, but other times I can't see it! How do you take such jawsome pictures of her?
the shelf brace was the old method, I've since devised a transparent practical prop to do the job that can't be seen in photos :)
wexter is so loved that she has MANY practical effects! (secrets all)
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