My formal apology for forgetting Jerry’s birthday. Oliver’s trying to feed a balloon through the little ticket hole. It isn’t going well but that won’t stop him from trying
Day 28 of drawing Oliver Swift everyday until I get on HRT
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HEYYY LOOK WHO HAS MORE HEADCANONS-
Dating Him
Oml. He’s such a cutie. A very miserable and exasperated cutie, but a cutie nonetheless!
—He tries his very best to not let you see him at work, as he finds it embarrassing but PLEASE don’t let that discourage you, go visit him he’ll hug you very a lot-
—I think he headbutts you if your a slow walker lol
—buys you roses every other month as a thank you for putting up with him-
—keeps a little journal of funny shit you say
—overall loves you a ton-
—he will *gently* force you to cook with him
— definition of a supporting partner
— ALLY <3
Friendship
— Ohhh poor boy is shocked everytime you practically sprinted up to his booth and banged on the glass
— will make you learn Blackjack just to play with him (he will threaten to sell his soul if he loses so please let him win)
— memorized your coffee/tea order
— does have a tendency to forget his keys everywhere, like, E V E R Y W H E RE
— very good at recommending self help books
— probably has a specific folder of how to deal with you when your upset
— has the most, savage, fucking abominable alcohol tolerance when you two drink together
— isn’t the biiigest physical touch person, but would probably make an exception for you (please squeeze his hand sometimes he’ll do the phone equivalent of tearing up-)
— calls you some sweet shit like madamé or monsieur (yes I hc that he knows some very, very broken French-)
General
— has a personalized playlist of only Lady Gaga
—Calls Randal by his full name when he starts digging through the fair’s trash and scares the balls off of him- (“Randal V. Jade…and you knew my boss took away my health care..” “NO WAIT PLEASE- J-JERRY THINK OF MY POSSUM-“
— At this point he spikes his own coffee
— whenever he falls asleep on the job his boss either calls you or Oliver to make as much racket as possible to wake him up
— probably has you saved under “Fuckshit 3.0” (Randy and Oliver are the other fuckshit’s btw)
— HE. HAS. A. LIL. CAMERA. SERVICE. DOG-
— has the most undeniably filthy mind you’ve ever seen oml. FILTH.
All in all, a 8/10 partner and a 9/10 friend <3 :D (sorry if this seems rushed or sum I wrote this at 4:00 am-)
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I can hear you asking “OH GOD THERES MORE STAMPS??!” Well yes there is my fine fellow and many more to come! This time it’s Jerry Gould or Sheep Jerry! Formerly known as everyone’s beloved TICKET JERRY
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AS PER REQUESTS, ive added my new pin designs to my shop!!! in WAVE 2 ive included : fake 60s voting pins, along with hobo, roger, and stabby&shooty- on TOP of randy, karen, oliver, mingus, gingi, norm, jerry, and bigfoot
also reshot images for my etsy page, and im SUPER happy with how they turned out :-)
(pssst... dont tell anyone, but... you can use promo code LIMEAIDTRINKETS for 15% off...)
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