#jesus fuck could you imagine..

[sga-owns-my-soul]

i'm gonna scream i was looking up wether or not it's actually canon that lornes first name is evan bc i've seen both that it is and isn't and i'm reading wikipedia and it says "In an interview with Smith, it was revealed that Lorne's first name was decided to be "Evan", later confirmed by executive producer, Joseph Mallozzi." which leads to this link to a blog posting from joseph mallozzi who says "Oh, so Evan it is. Evan Lorne. In all fairness to Alan who was anoint everyone’s favorite Major with the Wesley moniker, no one could remember naming the character. But after some not-so-gentle fan prodding, Alex Levine dug up the truth. He was never actually called Evan at anytime, but in First Strike, he did wear a flight suit and said flight suit did require a name. So, Evan it is. Or, rather, Evan it still is. Hey, I can’t recall, but did we ever give Ronon a last name? I’m thinking Vanderberg. Does anybody have a problem with that?"

ronon

vanderberg

i am SCREAMING

#WHAT THE FUCK #COULD YOU IMAGINE #jesus oh my god #what a wild fucking thing to read omfg #anyways #yes his name is officially evan #evan lorne #ronon dex #sga

[starlyht]

if i didn’t want people to call me a racist terf i would simply not be a racist terf.

#imagine behaving so fucking abhorrently ?? jesus fucking christ . #block me and fuck you if you excuse this person . #the way she’s carrying on is disgusting . #gleefully exposing her unwashed ass to feel self righteous abt something . #she could have shut the fuck up ! #not a stagsworn or whatever the fuck her other urls are safe space . :) #🐑 delete. #🐑 ooc.

[otherpens]

yes I'm on episode three yes I'm already fuming

#just start S1 of tTUK #annnnnd I do not like how John and Theo behaved like sulky bullies #I knew Imran wasn't going to last long bc he's one of those brilliant bookish kids who is fast-tracked and gets the academic achievements #but then is behind in their social skills development #and that was always gonna bite him in the ass #I don't know why Theo was so immediately against Imran #except maybe a reactionary thing to seeing this kid who tbh looks pretty sheltered #Theo was giving the best defense is a good offense but with zero apparent motivation? #like he expected Imran to come for him so went for Imran first? #and John #just fuck John honestly #the vibes are that gay guy who is also the biggest misogynist you know #like absolutely disgusted by women #appalled that they exist #and idk I guess seething at Aaron for being a fit straight guy #like also his throwaway comment to Tom asking if he's being blinded by his straightness bc Alex is pretty #like jesus imagine if anyone asked him if HE might be being biased in how he behaves towards the handsome men #John could dish it out but I don't think he could take it #The Traitors #spoilers #The Traitors UK

[autoneurotic]

my psychiatrist was talking to me about kids and was REALLY pushing me having them and i was like doooo you just want. to have my kid. what is this. are we getting married now.

#i said oh haha it’s too expensive :/ #and she was like government provided for families!! #and i was just :////// nooooo thanks i just. do. not want. to be doing that. with my life….. #god i’m so fucking disorganized could you IMAGINE if i had a whole BABY? #jesus. can’t even remember to eat 3 meals a day

[andthebeanstalk]

Me, 4 years ago: Boy, I sure love the song "Guitar Hero" by Amanda Palmer! But I can never clearly hear what it is she shouts in this one segment - I'll just look it up real quick!

...

[it was the n-word]

#original #amanda palmer #dresden dolls #and that's why I can pinpoint the exact moment in time I stopped looking up to Amanda Palmer #she's a white lady there is no excuse. cartoonishly 'white feminism' nonsense. #it is additionally bizarre bc it has nothing to do with the song. like there's nothing she could have done to justify it but it's #so nakedly just for flavor. racist racist flavor. i was fucking horrified #it is one thing to make art exploiting your own trauma but to be white and to exploit black trauma in your art is such fucking garbage #like I don't think that when someone makes tasteless art about abuse we should demand that they out themselves as an abuse survivor #but something fuckin tells me Amanda Palmer has never experienced anti Black racism #and it's really hard to give her the benefit of the doubt that she's approaching art about other people's trauma in good faith + w/ respect #when she clearly thought this was just... funny? cool? i have no idea what. i mean talk about losing a role model in 5 seconds flat! #imagine being white and saying the n word and then recording yourself in a song saying it and releasing a music video for that song #at least the other racists have a good sense not to record themselves saying it Jesus Christ what a stupid thing to do #how often are you using that word that you felt like it was time to put it in a music video?? I often have trouble hearing lyrics #but usually i work them out from context clues. I never caught this one bc it has no context #and bc I truly believed she was better than that so it never even occurred to me. like all of her edgy artsy bullshit was not fun anymore

[apollo-cackling]

the talking point that everyone can do art annoys me so bad

#'yea you have aphantasia/etc. but you *too* can do art if you try :) :) :)' shut uppppp #tbc this isn't about the positivity posts for artists that feel bad about their art this about the posts directed towards nonartists #it's so goddamn patronising like imagine if someone wanted to play cello but couldn't bc they have a disorder #-that idk makes it so it's basically impossible for them to keep in tune #like if they're having fun with it anyway good! it's good that they're enjoying themselves! #but if they're going like [listening to a performance of a brahms cello sonata] 'gods I wish I could play cello like that' #saying 'you can! music is for everyone' #is fuckin condescending and missing the point isn't it #my rambles #like yes it's good to break down the standards for what is and isn't art and art doesn't need to be something you're good at #but even aside from the aphantasia I do not enjoy the process of making visual art #and regardless of whether what I make is art well this just isn't the type of thing I fuckin want to make is it #add back in the Disorders and. well I just straight up fucking can't alright jesus #just accept that I *cannot* and leave it at that is it that goddamn hard #vent

[the-furies]

tbis us so stupid im having somuch fun

#pk;m electrochemistry🔴 #writing liveblogging #we could go deeper w this . fucknit #kim frantically writing in his journal: DO YOU GUYS KNOW A JESUS I FEEL LIKE HARRY RN #volta: yeah duh. everybodt knows jesus. jfc #kim: JFC??????? | Volta: jesus fucking christ. | Pieces: lmaoooooo imagine Not knowing jesus. Couldn't be me. #kim: YOU ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO HELP ME KNOW THINGS YOU ARE FUCKING USELESS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. FUCK. #not pictured: volo & Cohozuñito also vibing in the bg #for those of y'all lost the liveblog tag has Some context #the context for this chaptwr is kim gets smuggled into a death match (real) everyone else mentioned also got smuggled in #except harry he was there from the start

[spring-lxcked]

man who is clearly daydreaming and when you ask him what it's about he says it's just designs but actually he was fantasizing abt dismembering ppl <3

#—— ✧ ooc » #.tbd. #listen i WILL admit that movie!will gave me a ton of muse #it's just all game canon muse lmao #gore mention tw #something something that dd.lc creepypas.ta with the whole 'anybody could be looking at you & imagining killing you rn' #williamcore <3 #(that entire story is tho. i unironically based his first kill (prior to The M.CI Killings) on it FKJSFHSAD) #esp the whole 'killing just to see what it feels like & then going mostly back to normal' bit #mind you he OBV kills again (even before MC.I) but he really does just like #brutally gut a guy and then drive to utah FSDKHFSLHFDSJAL #CELEBRATES COLLEGE GRADUATION WITH MURDER AND MOVES IMMEDIATELY TO UTAH #I THINK HE'S SO FUCKING FUNNY #brief detour to kill a guy on the way out #i will say i think actual fn.af-era william often misses out on one of his favorite parts: stalking #like yeah he enjoys the luring but he gets a real thrill out of stalking and terrifying sb before y'know #jesus well my muse is back full force at least lmao

[yuridovewing]

ok so the hollyleaf idea i got from last post... what if instead of being jaypoppy or ashwhite kits like ive been debating with myself over the past few weeks... dovewing and ivypool were hollywillow kits.

the PEAK of hypocrisy.

#i'm just. my rule is that each tunnel cat has to be an illegal baby and OOOOO thats really illegal cause holly is a medic here #so double medic babies... even worse than her mom according to the code #currently... not sure how im gonna handle it though. like i want them in thunderclan but idk why willow wouldnt take them #would they all know that hollyleaf is their mom? i can see holly revealing she had secret kittens herself #maybe they do know and willow was pressured to not take them bc riverclan isolationism or whatever (but she wanted to) #also jesus christ can you imagine hollyleaf being pregnant during the last two po3 books . what the fuck #im thinking whitewing nurses them and becomes their adoptive mom like canon... but that begs the question of why does she have milk #ig she could have found a way to produce it but im thinking i coulddd move her moms second litter to her? #that or ivykit is hers biologically while dovekit is adopted and theyre raised as twins. but hmmmm... idk #i know im like. clearly coming across as liking dovewing more LMAO and like. i dont wanna be like ''wow ivy doesnt have it nearly as bad'' #''look how much worse she is now that she knows her sisters heritage while shes clanborn and good.'' like idk. i like it but im worried ig #but if i do make ivykit biologically whitewings... i could still have ashwhite drama. i could still have tbc family tragedy... #i can still have ivykit look exactly like brightheart but gray... #razorverse

[samaeldire]

In the middle of my league of legends game an enemy endlessly targeted me specifically whilst typing in all chat that I need to find God and that he hopes God has mercy on my soul LMAO

#Bro saw my summoner name and was like #InfernalAncestry?? INFERNAL??? DEVILS????? FIND GOD!!!!!!! #Like buddy idk what to tell you I'm literally a satanist #And he was saying how he could “sense” that I was a satanist #And that that's exactly why he decided to tell me I need to be saved by jesus or whatever #Like Bro you are playing the most toxic game with some of the horniest fans imaginable tf do u mean I need to find God #Play the game and shut the fuck up weirdo

[trans-li-ling]

Thinking abt writing just a lil collection abt how messed up the world in dislyte is and how it's canonically speaking like a religious event and a lot natural disasters combined. Like so many people have died/had their lives uprooted by the miracles its crazy

#Also me n my friend mentioned that. It's not even super far I'm the future. It's 2027 in game and the first known miracle (could be others/ #Or the info may b outdated lore wise) was the one that turned li ling into an esper when he was 8. So the world ended in 2014 which. Sounds #About right for the world at the time. Anyways that means that everyone saw that shit and went 'time to dress like the apocalypse' and they #Were so right for it except ollie. #Anyways this is partially bc I watched annihilation and the thing is called the shimmer... btw watch annihilation if u can #Look up a list of triggers tho bc It Is A Lot #But it's kinda similar to dislyte weirdly. Just themes of creation n destruction beautiful yet horrifying. Anyway #Like ok about my favorite boy. Li Ling. If it's still Canon imagine at 8 receiving the powers of a God. Like Jesus fuck. How does that #Affect u and ur life? He's so young and even growing up rich that's gotta really mess w ur childhood. Maybe even more bc you have these- #Expectations from ur parents on how to act and suddenly you have these powers that are beyond you and I know it used to b that the gods #We're forgotten but I don't think that's Canon any more but consider like espers w gods who had tragic stories like. Dude. And Nezha fuckin #DIED and then wanted to kill his father and????? Does he know that????? Like does that affect him... like Hello. Hello.

[flowercrowngods]

I loved your tumblr ficlets, but I understand not wanting to go back to the guy again for another issue. 💔

I AM BEING SO DRAMAATIC NONNIE YOU HAVE NI IDEA I WANNA SCREAM SO BADLY I AM THE DRAMA

god this feels like a funeral to my words 😭 one shots get written on the phone, multichaps get written on the laptop. most of all my words are phone words. so uh yeah rip i guess 😭😔 (but also thank you 🥺 i'll need a eulogy soon quite possibly)

#nonnie asks #dio talks #i will probably go to the repair guy again because otherwise my brain will eat itself and i've been there once i can't go there again #the brain eating part i mean. it ended badly the last time. 🤡 #i'm a fucking clown jesus christ toot toot all aboard the clown train we're on the road to insanity hop off while you can #in my defense i'm running on 8h of sleeep for 48h wakefulness. a little insanity is inevitable #imagine all the fics i could write about it 😔

[clitfisto]

also hate to be that bitch but im pretty sure changing cordyceps from spore transmission to mycelium infestation only is. not how it works actually irl and its gonna annoy me the rest of the show

#cause the whole thing irl cordyceps does is pilot the bug to the highest point possible to make spores spread wider when it sprouts #so the mutation involving just the obsoletion of spores? in favour of puppeting hosts to infect personally? is kinda weird #like adaptationally speaking #like ig you could say that the spores were what prevented incubation in humans pre-mutation maybe?? idk the biological feasibility of that #also prehensile mycelium like that is. fictional? i believe? i hope jesus fuck #but i guess that would then be at the core of the sudden adaptation if it developed around the same time a surviving body heat #cause a prehensile tendril reaching out and grabbing on is way faster than waiting for spores to do what spores do (<- fuzzy on the details) #so it would just as an adaptation reproduce terrifyingly fast and natural-selection its way to victory #damn. thats actually even worse than the ep1 scientists imagined and it explains why infection is so rapid #cause the infection itself is literally climbing through the systems not just growing #ough man this show is. eesh. dont like that. oof. #idk still the total obsolescence of spores still feels like a plot hole somehow

[grimmwulf-a]

thinking about the WARP trains again... they really said "hey you can get to any destination you need in the city with these in ten seconds flat, no we will not tell you why there's a separation of classes in the seating arrangements <3" and then all of that just happens.

i can already foresee myself making a cleanup crew oc and slapping them on the multi later. i'm so easy to read.

#[ ooc ] #// GENUINELY SO FUNNY TO ME THAT. instead of just making normal trains #they go 'hm we should use this really fucked up singularity instead' #and then like. the technology necessary to separate people based on genome just to scoop them all up and plop them back in their seats #could you imagine that being your job. you dont even get a mind wipe after the fact. #side note roland seeing all of that and going 'jesus christ i rode on those trains a few times' #bro you touched organs with another guy. now you have to live w that knowledge.

[hellfiremunsonn]

just so you all know how unhinged I am

I’m getting eddies name in a heart tattooed on my ass

I don’t care were all going to die 

#hellfiremunsonn personal #Eddie Munson #could you imagine fucking Joseph and he sees that shit #and hes like Jesus fucking christ

[vulcanhello]

#SCREAMING AND CHEERING AND SOBBING AND TEARING GRASS OUT OF THE GROUND AND POUNDING THE SAND AND FLOATING AWAY FACE DOWN IN THE RIVER #I FINISHED THE ABODE OF LIFE. THANK FUCKING JESUS #OH MY GOD ITS BEEN DAYS. THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN ME DAYS #anyways. it was boring rip #the aliens were BORING the new planet was INTERESTING IN THEORY but BORING IN EXECUTION #it was just a lot of lame politics! and i LIKE politics ex machina is my fav trek book ok #but it was simply boring not much of value #i actually looked it up there were ELEVEN CAPTAINS LOGS. just pages and pages of kirk telling me. the idiot audience. what was happening #i think the only scene i liked was when kirk kidnapped like four of the planets leaders which resulted in a fr gunfight and spock got shot #thru the hand which is insane. OWCH #obsessed with kirk in this book tho he’s basically in the situation thats the premise of voyager where the ship is broke and they wont get #home for a hundred years unless they repair warp so when they find this planet that could help hes just weird about it #‘ohhh i cant break the prime directive’ YOU ALREADY DID #HALF YOUR CAPTAINS LOGS ARE U COMPLAINING ABT BREAKING THE PRIME DIRECTIVE GET OVER IT !! #anyways. do not recommend #and then when hes decided hes already broken it enough hes like whatever. spock we gotta start kidnapping people and spocks like #youre so logical captain 😐(meaning 😍) #actually tbf kirk had a few gay moments. good for him #whatever. anyways. new book time. i might try an aos book bc im sick of trek books including uhura in the beginning or in the blurb and then #shes just NOT in the book. power of imagination ill just pretend its tos. if thats even possible its been a while simce i interacted woith #with anything thats aos #ough im not a fan of aos spock. or kirk rlly. or chekov. or #gay sulu ftw tho #im trying to remember other aos things. jayla i loove. uhura i love but also i prefer tos uhura 😞 #hm. thas it #oh well #captain’s log #trek books