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Tansho: Do mermaids get high off sea weed?

Juichi: Mermaids do not exist.

Maro: THAT’S your biggest takeaway from that question???

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Danganronpa: Serial Bonding

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by OPZoroark

Several years after the Biggest, Most Awful, Most Tragic Event in Human History came to a close, society managed to rebuilt itself to its former glory. Founded by Makoto Naegi, the Neo Hope's Peak Academy rose from the ashes of the Tragedy as a primary symbol of hope. The school quickly became just as successful as the original, calling thousands of Ultimate students from around the globe to hone their talents. However, the next generation of gifted high schoolers still wasn't safe from the despair that ensnared those prior to themselves. As summer vacation began, 16 students from each of the current classes, or 64 Ultimates in total, were mysteriously abducted shortly after the break began. This is the story of the missing students from the 3rd-year class and the sadistic game in which they awoke...

Words: 4495, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Danganronpa: Serial Bonding

Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: Gen

Characters: Hirokazu Itami, Masahide Osaka, Hoshiyo Shimura, Marise Hayakawa, Kan Kawabata, Tansho Ogura, Kenta Higoshi, Natsumi Furusawa, Azumamaro Gensai, Yoshinaka Shidehara, Tamaki Ozu, Robert Marren, Riku Shimizu, Ayumi Imagawa, Juichi Tange, Mayuko Terauchi, Monokuma (Dangan Ronpa), Monosquatch

Additional Tags: Original Character(s), Original Character Death(s), Originally Posted Elsewhere, Fan Killing Game (Dangan Ronpa), Screenplay/Script Format

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[Teacher AU]

Maro: [subbing for Juichi’s Poli Sci class dressed in a sophisticated-looking outfit] Lesson for the class: Politics is about appearances. It’s about messaging. It’s about optics.

Maro: [holding up the pipe in his hand] See this pipe? It’s fake. I think it blows bubbles.

Maro: [holding up his glasses] These glasses? Not even prescription. But you thought they made me look smart, didn’t you?

Maro: [holding up the book in his other hand] And this book? It’s just a hardcover collection of Batman: Hush that I put a slipcover over that says “Abraham Lincoln.”

Maro: And yet every single one of you swallowed instantly that I’m an expert who knew in any way what I was doing here, which is a lesson that’s already hopefully worth the money you paid to sit here.

Student: ...Goddammit.

Maro: [holding up his arms to show off his blazer] These aren’t even real sleeve patches. I just kept accidentally dunking my elbows in honey mustard.

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Maro: Emails just aren’t safe. We should hide state secrets deep in the story parts of recipe blogs.

Masahide: You laugh but this was the plot of Fullmetal Alchemist.

Juichi: Excuse me???

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Juichi: You are incredibly mature for your age.

Natsumi: First of all, I’m traumatized.

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Kenta: Don't worry. I have a permit.

Juichi: This just says "I can do whatever I want."

Kenta: Exactly.

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Juichi: On top of German and English, I spent some time in France so I can speak French. And Greek. And Latin, in case it ever comes back.

Mayuko: Cool. I once got a 12 out of 12 on a Buzzfeed quiz called 'Do You Know All The Slang Words The Kardashians Invented?'

Juichi: Congratulations?

Mayuko: Thank you. I'm going to be honest, I did cheat.

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Juichi: [conducting an interview] Can you perform under pressure?

Razor: No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Masahide: [texting] You know you don't have to sign your name on texts, right?

Juichi: [texting] Dear Osaka, Suggestion noted. Sincerely, Juichi Tange.

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Tamaki: [drives into the dining hall on an ATV] Hey, guys! Check out what I found!

Juichi: Ozu, you cannot just bring that in here!

Tamaki: Sure I can! It’s all-terrain, dummy!

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Juichi: I swear, do any of you listen to me when I am talking?

Marise: [raising her hand enthusiastically] Oh, OH! I know this one! “No!”

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Juichi: I hope you have a good explanation for this!

Tamaki: Actually, we have three! Pick your favorite!

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Tansho: Now, we're gonna need protein. Who’s eating who?

Juichi: Who is eating WHOM.

Tansho:

Tansho: It has been decided.

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Yoshinaka: Juichi, she called me the B word!

Juichi: Is this true, Terauchi?

Mayuko: "Motherfucker" doesn't start with a B, dumbass!

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Maro: I just found my seventh-grade math teacher on a gay porn website! Oh! My! Sweet! Jesus!

Juichi: Why were you on a gay porn website?

Maro: For oatmeal recipes. Why the fuck do you think?

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Maro: [bumps into table] OW! My armkle!

Juichi: Your what?

Kenta: [sighs] His wrist.

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