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solarellipse · 1 year
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@kahvozein said: what the fuck??? the only thing i could think it could be is automotive grease? but that would be limited to specific areas....
Yeah, I honestly thought it might've been lubricating grease off the truck or off the clamps they used to tie things down - but it does comes off with some heavy soaping and a LOOOT of elbow grease. It's coated on everything in different spots too? It's like their hands were full of the stuff and they transferred it onto the furniture every time they handled it. It's just wasting a lot of time having to scrub everything little single thing...
It's also like all over the couches too - which, if it is a type of grease, is gonna be hell to get outta upholstery.
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dazzlerazz · 1 year
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skymim · 2 years
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Alduin reviving dragons like the candycane-gram santa from Mean Girls
“Resurrection time! Let’s see, we shall revive Mirmulnir, Sahloknir, Kahvozein. Riikreyhind, I will revive you each time the Legion manages to kill you, you serve me well Riikreyhind. Resurrection for Kriispanbex, there you go. Futheimdaaz, you can get resurrected. Aaaaaand Komedmuz can rot in her grave, goodbye.”
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heljarchens · 6 years
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Kahvozein at Skytemple Ruins
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weaselpwnage · 6 years
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Went to Starbucks today with a friend and this fucking guy He opens the conversation with “Greetings” As he hands us our drinks: “Here’s your whipless beverage” And then finally: “Have a blessed day”
I can’t tell if this man is a fucking hipster or just fucking dead inside
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qethnehzul · 5 years
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The Bae according to Saan
Shuffles off 2 something else because I cannot concentrate 
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luwupercal · 3 years
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skyrim things i will never stop thinking about
“Do you think it hurts? To have your soul ripped out like that?”
kahvozein’s fang
the fact that serana’s mom has space buns
the skyrim dragon language having no verb tenses
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*has Kahvozein's Fang as echolalia for several hours straight while playing Skyrim*
*finds the dagger in a dungeon while not even being enrolled in the college, not to mention doing the quest that uses it. Seriously I'm not sure I've ever even done the related questline or found the dagger once in all my years of playing Skyrim*
*wtf Todd*
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solarellipse · 1 year
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@kahvozein​ said: modern apartment design is BULLSHIT and i hate it. the only good ones were built in the 70's/80's
At least those were built to LIVE in; the newer they are, the more inconvenient to actually living in they seem to be. They look nice at a glance, but it’s all half-assed spectacle to inflate the prices. Also, who the hell put popcorn ceilings in an apartment built after 2010???
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weaselpwnage · 5 years
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Hello yes hi, I was tagged by @spandexpride for my lockscreen and favourite song
Lockscreen is because I'm a huge dork (Kill me 🙃🙃) and Jack and Diane was the very first song I started singing along to (John Mellencamp was my first concert at the grand old age of 5)
I tag @kahvozein and whoever else wants to 🙃🙃
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