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incorrect-otome · 1 year
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Luke, setting a card down: Ace of spades
Baba, pulling out a UNO card: +4
Ota, pulling out a Pokémon card: Pikachu, I choose you
MC: what you playing?
Soryu: my nerves
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Eisuke: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
MC: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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unknwnrm · 2 years
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Soryu: *pulls out a gun*
Eisuke: How many of those do you have?
Soryu, pulling out more: How many do you need?
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komori18 · 2 years
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Hi everyone I’m back with another incorrect quote that I found on the incorrect quote generator website. like always I will link the website down below. this time is kissed by the baddest bidder
Ota, texting Soryu: Soryu! help I’m being kidnapped
Soryu: Where are you?
Ota: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Soryu: I’ll call Baba
Baba: answering their cell: Y’ello?
Soryu: where’s Ota? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Baba: Ota? Whaddya mean, they’re right next to me-
Baba:
Baba: I’ll call you back *hangs up*
Baba: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Ota: WHO ARE YOU?
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Inui: I just wanted attention that's why I called you a slut 🥺
Samejima: How many times did you call me a slut? 🤨
Inui: 27😭
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the-voltage-diaries · 3 years
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Looks like he could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Soryu, Luke.
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Baba, Hikaru.
Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Rhion, Ota.
Looks like he could kill you and could actually kill you: Eisuke, Shuichi.
Extra: would eat the cinnamon roll and go to sleep: Mamoru
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yolo1650 · 3 years
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Mamoru: You wouldn’t like me before my coffee
Soryu: That’s so weird because I fucking hate you, all-every-all the time. Every day.
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simpingw0lfi3 · 3 years
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me who has never drank coffee as mc
mc: here, your warm, sweet cup of coffee!
eisuke: it's cold.
mc: sweet cup of coffee!
eisuke: it's bitter.
mc: cup of coffee!
eisuke: ...you call this coffee?
mc: cup.
eisuke:
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rhionhatter · 4 years
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MC: Eisuke isn't in love with me...
Baba: Yes, he is.
Ota: Yes, he is.
Mamoru: Yes, he is.
Soryu: Yes, he is.
Eisuke: Yes, I am.
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elaera23 · 4 years
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MC, to Sakiko: No offence, but if I'd get a dollar for every time I fake laughed while being with the Bidders, I wouldn't need this job anymore.
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eisukevint · 2 years
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Soryu: i’m making myself an omelette
Soryu: *flips the omelette*
Soryu:
Soryu: im making myself scrambled eggs
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incorrect-otome · 2 years
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Soryu: Baba reminds me of a cloud
Ota: what, why?
Soryu: when he disappears, it's a beautiful day
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MC: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Soryu: You mean literally or figuratively?
MC: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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unknwnrm · 2 years
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Eito: Dad somebody is bullying me
Eisuke: What did I tell you about what to do when somebody is bullying you?
Eito: If someone bullies me buy everything they own
Eisuke: Exactly
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juvellita · 4 years
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Eisuke's logic
Eisuke spoiling mc everyday:
Mc: *breaks something*
Eisuke: it's okay
Mc: *spends eisuke's money on her clothes*
Eisuke: *proud af* it's okay
Mc: *acts sassy to other people that is not Eisuke*
Eisuke: *proud* it's okay
Mc: *whines and cries*
Eisuke: it's okay
Mc: *makes big mistake (either good or bad) without any ill intention*
Eisuke: it's okay
Mc: *screws everything up, and it affect's Eisuke's schedule*
Eisuke: it's okay
Mc: *tries to make Eisuke do what she wants to do*
Eisuke: *proud af*
Only exception is:
Mc: *misses eisuke's text for 0.1 second/ think of something else while they making love / goes somewhere without telling Eisuke*
Eisuke: I think you need punishment for your recent behavior-
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n-abila · 5 years
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(Basically everyone in Soryus route)
Soryu to Mc: Isn’t the view beautiful?
Mc: Yeah it’s so beautiful
[The bidders in the background...]
Baba: Ohhhhhhhh yeahhhh it’s so beautiful!
Ota: Ohhhhhhh MC!!!!
Mamoru: Oh-
(Pulls out gun)
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