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oblivionscience · 3 days

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Roxas: Does anyone know of and good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment?

Demyx: Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell.

#kh organization xiii #kh organization 13 #kh #kingdom hearts #kh incorrect quotes #incorrect kingdom hearts quotes #incorrect kingdom hearts quotes organization 13 #kh roxas #kh demyx

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almost-correct-kh · 11 months

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Eraqus: Where are you going?

Xehanort: Hell, eventually.

#eraqus #xehanort #khdr #kh incorrect quotes #kingdom hearts

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ienzoskingdom · 4 months

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#sorkai #sokai #kh #kingdom hearts #kh incorrect quotes #incorrect kingdom hearts quotes #kh shitpost #kh riku #kh kairi #kh sora

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radiantscientist · 5 months

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Braig: I’m looking after Ienzo

Dilan: Where is he?

Braig: I didn’t say I was doing a good job

#kh bbs #kh #kingdom hearts #incorrect kingdom hearts quotes #kh incorrect quotes #kh braig #kh dilan #kh xaldin #kh ienzo #kh zexion

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strayheartless · 2 months

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Things heard in the Land of Departure Pt. 4:

1 | 2 | 3 | extra

Aqua: Oh please, My mastery credentials are just a scrap of notebook paper that say “can hit orb with giant key,” I am in no way qualified to mediate a fight to the death!

Sora: Hi Terra any advice for your students?

Terra: Give up, it’s safer for everyone involved.

Roxas: Gee thanks…😐

Riku: In times of crisis always remember, if it ain’t your circus you cannot be held responsible for the actions of those monkeys.

Ventus: *staring at the ceiling* please for the love of the gods, I’m begging you with every fibre of my being, just let me sleep!

Roxas: who are you talking to?

Vanitas: *from under the bed* me.

Roxas: THE FUCK?!?!

Xion: todays the day I train without embarrassing myself! *immediately trips and face plants Terras chest*

Vanitas: so you all just… try to murder eachother?

Sora: with boundaries.

Vanitas: murder with boundaries ?

Sora: yeah I heard it as soon as I said it.

Lea: if I can’t see it I didn’t set it on fire.

Kairi: hypothetically, you could use your keyblade as a giant shish kabob!

Riku: hypothetically you could not.

Sora: I don’t suffer from foot in mouth disease, I excel at it!

Isa: I’ve done many things in my life: I’ve been the right hand of a mad man; I’ve mutilated my own face out of loyalty; I’ve tripped headfirst into love the minute I regained a heart; and insulted Squall Leonhart to his face… yet nothing has this far terrified me quite like the 4”11, red headed, ball of female rage I currently have to train with.

Riku: you are a fuck head Roxas! A fuck fuck fuckety fuck head from fuck ville fuckania… and so’s your dad!

Roxas: *mouthing silently* Woooow

Vanitas: I don’t know whether to be impressed that I’m not the most psychotic person here or disturbed…

Ventus: I like having Van here, it means I can exact my revenge outside of the reach of the law!

Terra: how’s it going boys?

Riku: *laying on the floor next to Vanitas* We are barely holding on. The worlds are still in disarray, and we are still crippled by the weight of our past transgressions. If we are left unchecked we will decend once more into the depths of darkness never to return.

Terra: I meant how is cleaning going?

Vanitas: badly

Xion: *to Naminé* we’ve totally nailed sneaking you into training Aqua hasn’t even noticed!

Aqua: *without looking up* I noticed.

Naminé and Xion: fuck.

Sora: Riku said he didn’t love me anymore!😭

Riku: No, I said you couldn’t justifiably knock yourself out with a sleep spell every time you encounter a minor inconvenience…

Lea: on a scale of one to fuck I am a solid “can’t feel my toes”

Kairi: what did we learn?!

Vanitas: that your a fucking lunatic?!?

Kairi: And??

Vanitas: Zehanort didn’t fucking know what he was unleashing on the world!

Isa: I would like to go on record here and say that never in my life have I called someone a cotton headed ninny muggins, but I’m about to!

Roxas: run be over I can take it!

Xion: No! He can’t take it!

Naminé: Aqua I want to be a keyblade wielder

Aqua: And I want a house on destiny islands with a shirtless Terra to fan and feed me grapes!

Naminé: …

Aqua: Oh you were serious?!

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strawbbkuwata · 1 year

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Store Worker: Would Axel come to the front desk?

Axel, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Roxas and Xion* I believe they belong to you?

Roxas and Xion, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Axel: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

#i’m having seasalt trio brainrot #i put them in the incorrect quote generator and got this and i was like wait this fits them #kingdom hearts #seasalt trio #incorrect quotes #kingdom hearts incorrect quotes #kh incorrect quotes #axel #roxas #xion

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greenrosequartz · 4 months

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I think I found the kingdom hearts anime...

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mythicalartistx · 9 months

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Soriku vs Vanipliku Encounter part 2

Riku: ... I hope they leave us alone. Ever since they've gotten back it's been nonstop teasing.

Sora: Teasing?

Riku: ... Don't... Don't worry about it

A bit Later when Sora is alone

Vanitas: Hey Soraaaaa do you know what love is?

Sora: Um... I'm not sure. Hercules mentioned it I think??

*Repliku appearing out of nowhere*

Repliku: I think Riku knows what it is! You should definitely ask him!

*Vanitas trying to hold in the laughter*

Vanitas: Definitely! He.. he would.. know pfffhah!

Repliku: Vanitas shut up. Stop laughing, you're going to confuse Riku's Poor little Sora

Vanitas: RIKU'S!? *Still gasping in laughter* If he heard you're going to make him have a heart attack..

Sora: Umm why would Riku get a heart attack? I am Riku's Sora! He's my best friend.

*Repliku and Vanitas exchange looks*

Vanitas: They're both idiots

Repliku: Yep.

*Sora goes to Riku*

Sora: Hey Riku, what is love?

Riku: *Spits out drink*. ... W.. what did you say?

Sora: What does it mean to be in love?

Riku: ...why am I getting asked this by the one person I..

Sora: Did you say something?

Riku: No! I... Love is... Undefined.

Sora: I don't understand

Riku: *sighs* It's so much more than a simple definition. It's when you'd risk your everything for that one person... Commit acts of selfless and—

Sora: like me and you!

Riku: What!?!

Sora: We're best friends and you've helped me and I've helped you!

Riku:... Right he's going to make me have a heart attack I swear

Sora: Well the other Riku said that you would know.

Riku grimacing : Of course he did... Did he mention anything else?

Sora: Oh Vanitas was laughing, I'm not sure why

Riku: I hate those two...

Sora: They're fun. Oh and also Vanitas said you'd have a heart attack if you heard him say I'm Riku's Poor little Sora, but I am your Sora. We're best friends.

Riku: Yeah best friends... Sora if you knew how you torture my heart

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