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#kim at the end is like 'hm maybe your guy can be in mine's backstory' and harry goes '😣👉👈 is this first base...'
57sfinest · 1 year
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also yall we need to step back from the harryvision and understand that kim, at his core, is a loser (affectionate) like everyone else. so much out there wants to portray him as limitless patience, great cook, super organized, good handwriting, nice tasteful living quarters etc and that's fun to contrast him to harry but well i am here to RUIN that we need to take off the du bois glasses and appreciate kim for the weirdguy that he is. he has horrific fits of road rage and harry genuinely fears for his life riding along with him and witnessing the generational curses this man is capable of unleashing upon the stupid little fucks that cut him off on the 8/81. he has never had the time or space or budget to learn to cook so he lives off deli sandwiches and butter noodles and the occasional grab-and-go fruit. he writes so much so frequently with such awful handwriting that he has invented a new form of shorthand and the moralintern is contacting him to create a cipher system for them. he has no resources to furnish and maintain a nice flat so it's like a slightly gentrified r/malelivingspace but with a table for his sewing machine and there's scrap fabric and thread and half-pinned half-hemmed pants strewn about the place. there are absolutely a bunch of shitty mockups of his old wirral character in the backs of his notebooks and he hasn't played it in years but if he ever picks it back up then his minmax high int high dex definitely-not-a-self-insert sidhe artificer is READY. everyone add your weirdguy kim thoughts NOW 👇
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jungshookz · 5 years
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I don’t really know if you take requests or not, but I think I have a cute idea I’d like to share! Maybe like, new puppy owner Y/N and pet shop employee Taehyung!
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→ pairing: kim taehyung x reader
→ genre: petshopemployee!au, the cuTEST GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPY evER and it belongs to you now!!, an extra biG serving of fluff, u and tae r so shy it’s adorable
→ wordcount: 3.2k
(gif isn’t mine!)
what the hell are you doing here
out of all the places you could be on a sunday morning (aka in your nice warm bed) you are at
 a pet store???
okay
here’s the backstory
you’ve been feeling pretty lonely lately (your ex broke up with you a month ago and it’s been diffiCuLT to say the least)
he said something about how you were holding him back and the spark is gone because you’re so busy with school and your job and blah blah blah all you remember is throwing your drink on him and storming out of the restaurant
it’s fine
he was a dick anyway!! you deserve better
but you’re not used to being.,,. alone
the apartment is just so quiet
you’re trying to get used to sleeping in the middle of your queen-sized bed again but somehow you always shift over to the right side of the bed because that’s your side
it’s been your side for the past four years
things are just different now
and sure you have your friends and stuff to hang out with (namjoon asked if you wanted to go out yesterday night with him and the rest of the boys but you turned him down because you were too busy throwing your own pity party) but it’s just not the same u kno
so that’s why you’re here now
at a pet shop
because you feel like getting a pet will help with the whole being lonely thing!! and also you’ve always wanted a pet so this will be great (when you were younger you had a goldfish one day you came home from school and kevin was on the floor because he juMPED OUT OF HIS TANK RIP kevin)  
you kind of have an idea of what kind of pet you want
you definitely want something small
something low-maintenance since you’ll be busy at school
maybe like a hermit crab or something
a hamster? the constant running on the wheel would probably drive you insane
maybe a bird? but what if it flies out the window
a goldfish would bring back the painful memories of kevin so that’s going to be a HARd pass
and then
you see it
the gates of heaven
a pUPPY PIT
A WHOLE PIT OF PUPPIES
GO L DEN RETRIEVER PUPP IE S
you gasp and immediately turn away from the lovebird you were just looking at and the lovebird squawks like fuCK me i guESS
“oh my god” you whine quietly when all the puppies start running up to you as you stand in front of the pit
they’re all yipping and barking and getting up on their hind legs to try to get closer to you
sO CUTE
“hi! are you thinking about taking one of these guys home with you today?”
you turn around to-
oh
oh my
your eyes flicker down to the employee’s name tag
‘taehyung’
you look back up at him
he might be cuter than the puppies
he smiles at you and tilts his head
oH he is DEFInitely cuter than the puppies
“oh! uh
”
girl
you can barely take care of yourself how the hell r u going to take care of a puppy
just tell taehyung no and ask him about pets that are easy to take care of
oH BUT LOOK AT THEIR WIDDLE PAWS AND THE CUTE LITTLE SNOOT ARE U KIDDING ME
and if you don’t take one of them home whO WILL
oh my god y/n
think this through
you don’t have space for a puppy
but you can MAKE space
puppies are expensive
but you can MAKE monEY
puppies need a lot of love and attention and affection and-
buT YOU HAVE A LOT OF LOVE AND ATTENTION AND AFFECTION TO GIVE
y/n no
y/n yes
y/n no
y/n yES
y/N N-
“yes! yes i am” you clear your throat before reaching up to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear
oh man
it’s like you don’t even know how to interact with boys anymore
it’s okaY just go with the flow it’s not a big deal
everything’s chill
super cool
don’t be weird
please don’t be weird
“oh, that’s great!!!” he gasps and claps his hand together “are you a first time puppy owner?”
you nod excitedly and look down at the puppies yipping for your attention
“well, we should probably hook you up with the basics before you get the puppy part, hm? follow me!”
wha
wait what
waIT BUT THE PUPPIES
taehyung notices your hesitation and he raises a brow “this’ll only take like ten minutes, miss. fifteen minutes tops. c’mon!” he gestures for you to follow him before pulling out a cart by the counter
“so, what made you decide to get a puppy, if you don’t mind me asking?” taehyung starts picking up things here and there for you as the two of you wheel your way down the aisles
“well, i’ve always wanted a dog and now that i’m-“ oOF okay you’re not going to tell this cute stranger about your failed relationship
let’s not go there
maybe some other time!! “uh
 now that i
. have a bigger apartment i decided i could fill up some space with a puppy!” you shrug and pluck a little mustard yellow harness from the shelf
you heard that harnesses are better because leashes can choke ur doggo and you don’t want to choke your doggo
plus a tiny harness on a tiny puppy cOMe on
“oH..,.,. my god,.,.” your heart basically stops in your chest when you spot the cutest pair of yellow rainboots with a matching raincoat

yeah you’re getting those too
you don’t even care if you spenD like $1000 here (okay you’d care just a liTtle bit because u don’t even spend that much on urself)
meanwhile taehyung’s talking to you about how often you should take the dog out and how much to feed it and how much exercise it needs and how you need to put down puppy pee pads and you need to puppy-proof your house there’s just a loT of p’s flying around right now
yes you appreciate him for doing his job throughly but you can barely focus on what he’s saying because you’re picking out a bed and a little blankie and pillow and toyS and a food bowl and a water bowl and-
“whichever pup you end up choosing is going to be very lucky” taehyung chuckles as you duMP a whole load of treats into the cart and you look down at everything you’ve picked out before flashing him a sheepish smile
“think i’m getting a bit ahead of myself?”
“you probably don’t need-“ he pauses and looks down at the cart “-three full sized bags of carob-chip dog cookies? or four different pairs of rain boots??”
“oH but look how cuTE-“
usually taehyung would be aLL for the customer going crazy because that means he gets more commission but u seem really nice and just really excited and he doesn’t want u wasting your money on things you don’t need
the puppy itself is going to cost a good chunk of money so there’s that
“i think we’re all good to go!” tae sighs as he puts the last of your family-sized food bags back onto the shelf
he turns and grins at you “how about i bring all this stuff over to the front counter and i meet you by the puppy pit?”
fINALLY
FINALLY THE PUPPY PIT
you nod excitedly and ziP off towards the puppy pit and almost immediately the barking intensifies at your presence
you drop to your knees in front of the gate and stick your hand through the gaps between the bars and giggle when the pups start licking at your fingers (probably because u were touching dog cookies earlier because they looked like humaN cookies and you were about to treat urself to one but tae stopped you before you inhaled it)
“okay, which one of you wants to come home with me!!!!!” you squeal excitedly when tae finally comes around and unlocks the gate for you and you drop to your butt
you coo when a majority of the puppies start clambering over each other to get to you
you really are in heaven
this was a greAT way to spend your sunday morning
good job sad and lonely y/n!!!!!! (oof)
“oOH i can’t decide i wanna take them all home” you sigh and lean back against your palms and tae can’t help but laugh before taking a seat across from you
“yeah, it’s definitely going to be a difficult decision. i remember when i was choosing my dog it took me like three whole hours to finally say ‘okay, i’m choosing thiS one’”
“oh, you have a dog?”
“mhm! a pomeranian. his name is yeontan, but i call him tannie. he was supEr duper tiny when
” you don’t mean to be rude and space out while taehyung’s telling you about his dog but like,..,,. he’s just.,.,. so beautiful.,,
his soft, dark brown hair
his jawline and his cheekbones and his strong eyebrows and his sparkling eyes and his boxy grin and woW god really spent time on him because he is so,.,.., so handsome.,.,.,
maybe you’re just getting ahead of yourself
just because you’re lonely doesn’t mean you should go and juMP on the first guy that’s nice to you
maybe tae’s not actually thAt handsome and it’s just your sadness and desperation making you thiNK he’s handsome (no this is a complete lie even if you weren’t sad and desperate and lonely you would know that tae is very vERY attractive)
and what makes you think tae might be interested in you??? he’s literally only being nice because that’s his joB
you deflate a little bit at your own pessimistic thoughts and bring your attention back to the pups
taehyung is fully aware of the fact that he’s blabbering
but he can’t help it
he blabbers when he’s nervous!!!!! and right now he is vERy nervous because there is a very pretty girl sitting across from him and he hasn’t made a move on someone in so long so he’s reaLLy really out of the groove of things
is he talking too much about yeontan???? is he not talking enouGH about yeontan?? should he have let you keep those 4 pairs of rain boots and 3 bags of treats??? he doesn’t know!!!!! aHHHHH!!!!!!!!
also he doesn’t want there to be any awkward silence if he stopped talking so that’s why he’s keeping his mouth running and running and running and ruNNing-
“hey, buddy~ do you wanna come home with me?” you coo and lift up the puppy that’s calmly stuck by your side the entire time
he pokes his lil tongue out and you grin “what do you say?”
he yips and leans in to lick your nose
you feel an insTANT connection
you turn the puppy around so that he’s facing tae
and tae can’t help but laugh at the sight of you just holding the puppy like that
his legs are just dangling in midair but his tail is still wagging a mile a minute
“i think this might be my guy” you coo and let him back down onto his feet and he hops up onto your lap
you scratch behind his ear and he barks
“have you thought about potential names yet?”
you purse your lips and look down at the nameless puppy
“not yet
 maybe you can help me come up with one?”
you didn’t know how hard it was to choose a name for something
it took you like three seconds to name kevin
but you and tae have been sitting here for almost forty minutes trying to come up with something
but also it’s not just up to you you think its important that the doG reacts to the name too
tae has multiple tabs open on his phone and he’s just reading names out to you
“baxter?”
you look down at the pup and it blinks back up at you
“jax?”
no reaction
“ace?”
nope
“scooter?”
nuh-uh
“sparky?”
still nothing
“rusty”
the pup growls at that one because rusty??? how inSULTING
“teddy”
nope
“cooper”
stiLL nothing
“duke”
nah
“how about milo?” you interrupt tae and keep your eyes trained on the pup
you want to thank the lords above when it barks and twirls around in a circle before sitting on his butt
“milo!” he barks again and sticks his tongue out “milo~” you coo and lift him up so that you can smoosh a kiss on his cheek
and if that’s not the cutest thing he’s ever seen in his entire life taehyung doesn’t know whAT IS
“thank you for everything, by the way. you’ve been really helpful.” you tuck your credit card back into your wallet (it’s a good thing you didn’t end up getting those extra rain boots because ouCh the total was not a pretty number)
and then u realise
you haven’t even introduced yourself to tae
“oh! i’m y/n, by the way. probably should’ve started with that.” you chuckle sheepishly
taehyung smiles to himself as he sneaks an extra dog cookie into your bag
is he going to make his move
,.,., yes he is
“i’m taehyung,” he grins and you feel your heart flutter
hoO
your heart hasn’t fluttered like that in a long time
“-but you can call me later.” you can’t help but snort and taehyung grins as he rings up the last of your things
you can’t help but feel a sense of relief knowing that tae has taken an interest in you as well
“you’re lucky you’re cute” you mutter and tae looks up at you and raises a brow
“did you just call me cute?”
“i was talking to milo” you joke and tae raises his hands in defense
a moment of silence goes by
“hey, maybe milo and yeontan can meet each other one day or something
?” he clears his throat and punches a couple buttons on the computer
he’s not actually doing anything he’s just pretending like he’s doing something so that he can keep talking to u
“what do you think, milo?” you look down at milo and he blinks up at you “you wanna meet yeontan?” his mouth opens and he starts panting “what day is good for you, hm?”
milo barks before his hind leg is scratching behind his ear
ah
classy
“is this sunday good for you? milo and i can meet you here, or
 we could meet at the dog park, or
”
“or maybe i can take you out for breakfast first? there’s a really nice cafĂ© downtown that allows dogs in there too
 and, um, and then we could go to the dog park? we don’t have to, if you don’t want to, we can just go straight to the dog park if-“
“i would love to go for breakfast.” you smile shyly and your stomach does a flip-flop
taehyung sucks his bottom lip in between his teeth before nodding and reaching for the printer as your receipt starts printing out
you’re a bit preoccupied fawning over your new puppy so tae quickly scribbles his number down on the back of your receipt
he steps out from behind the counter so that he can help you carry your things to the car
“so, this is for you,” tae hands you the receipt and you take it from him “like i said before, you should probably puppy-proof your place if you haven’t done so yet. milo’s at the age where everything is something to chew on, so if you have a pair of expensive shoes or something you might wanna put them away-“ milo barks and starts walking slowly around you and tae
tae looks down at him and takes a step closer to you because he doesn’t want to accidentally steP on your puppy “um, yeah, so, electrical cords, laundry, especially dirty socks-“
milo starts walking again and his little paws pit-pat against the floor
“uh-huh,” you furrow your brows and look down at milo and he stops walking and promptly sits and looks up at you “sorry, what were you saying?”
“training treats are good, but don’t give him too many treats because
”  
and now that you’re distracted again
milo makes his move
he’s a lil man with a lil plan
milo barks and starts running circles around you and tae
“milo-!”
you feel his leash starting to tighten around your ankles and the next thing you know you’re pressed riGHT up against tae
you stumble a little and let out a squeak of surprise
your hands shoot up to rest against tae’s chest to keep yourself balanced and tae instinctively reaches out to grab onto your hips
the two of you lock gazes and a beat of silence goes by before you’re both breaking out into nervous giggles
almost immediately your entire face flushes bright red
you certainly weren’t expecting this
“here, hand me his leash-“ taehyung takes it from you and bends down a little and starts unwinding the leash from around your guys’ legs
you want to diE (in a good way??) because tae still has one hand on your waist to keep you steady
then he’s scoOping milo up into his arms and turning him around so that he can look him in the eye “i can tell you’re going to be a bit of a troublemaker
”
milo barks and licks tae’s nose and tae grins before plopping him back onto the ground and handing you back the leash
“so
” tae shuts your trunk after helping you put everything in “i’ll see you sunday?” 
you nod and offer him a smile before deciding to just dO iT 
you are young and life is short and taehyung is cuTE 
tae’s eyes widen when you plant a kiss on his cheek and a big fat grin immediately appears on his face 
“i’ll see you su-“ you’re cut off when milo suddenly pops his head out from the passenger seat and barks 
tae scoffs playfully “yeah, i’ll see you sunday too, milo” 
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