#kinda shady

[fottutifiglidiputtana]

Mahmood reminding himself he’s a singer

#kidding #he could be whatever #still his bitch #sorry #mahmood #esc 2022 #kinda shady

[starry-bi-sky]

i have been unmedicated for the entirety of spring break and thus have had little interest in writing this down, but i have been thinking about this for the entire week (as well as a dpdc clone danny au that resulted in it becoming its entirely separate batman au that includes a teenage vigilante bruce wayne, an ocarina, and me entirely incapable of making a batman au without making bruce dirt poor but we're not talking about that) and so i've finally went 'fuck it' and forcibly grabbed my laptop. I will get this done in one sitting even if it kills me.

BUT. This is about neither clone^2 danny nor about who i am calling Ocarina Batman. This is about my Danyal Al Ghul Au and more SPECIFICALLY it's me thinking about his relationship with Sam and Tucker specifically.

Tucker and Sam? Adore this asshole (affectionate) with every fiber of their being. And it is very much a reciprocated feeling, but Danny's thoughts will not be delved into much other than he would kill for them.

Tucker? The only person currently capable of getting a deep, loud, belly laugh out of Danny. Sam can get him to smile and to laugh, but it's the kind that's a chuckle-under-the-breath. The quiet, looks-down-while-huffing laughter. Snorts once with laughter and then grins stupidly.

But Tucker? Tucker can crack a slew of stupid jokes and Danny will be incapacitated for the next five minutes because he's laughing so hard that he can't breath. He lands one well-timed pun or quip and Danny will be close to tears. His laughter is their favorite sound in the whole world.

Sam is lowkey jealous of this ability, and she's gotten a belly laugh out of Danny a few times. But alas, it is Tucker who wields this power and has gotten it the most times out of the two of them.

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They're also both physically affectionate with Danny as much as possible. It started roughly around when they were 12-ish, a year since they befriended Danny, and they noticed that he sought after touch but never seemed to initiate (and was in some ways repulsed by it). They started slowly being more touchy with him. Hooking a finger around his to lead him somewhere, tapping his wrist, looping arms. Little touches, grabs, etc, to get him used to it, and once he started doing it back they started increasing it.

It's gotten to a point where he will now just. Lay on them. Like a lizard sunbathing on a rock. Leaning on their backs when they're sitting in class before the bell rings, his chin on their heads. He'll talk about anything with his arms looped around their shoulders.

If they're sitting on a couch at either of their houses, he'll lay his legs on theirs. Him and Tucker will press their feet against the other's and try and push against them (newsflash: Danny always wins, Tucker claims its the ghost strength but Danny's been winning since before his accident)

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Naturally, both Sam and Tucker know where Danny keeps his weapons on his person, and are allowed to grab them off of him if they need it. His only requirement is that they don't lose his weapons if they take it and forget to return it immediately.

They both understand how big of a thing this is from Danny, and so they do their best to treat his weapons with a lot of respect and care because they know its his way of saying he trusts them.

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Sam and Tucker are so fond of Danny it's insane. Like fr. That's their goddamn best friend, and they are so protective of him. Emotionally, physically, you name it. They will tear the head off a grown man if they need to, Danny's had scars since he arrived in Amity Park and Sam and Tucker both are going to find the person who put them there and make them pay for it.

One time, Tucker overheard a bunch of upperclass girls speaking nastily about Danny and about the rumors surrounding him, calling him names like 'freak', 'monster', etc. Danny was with him and heard it, and seemingly appeared unbothered by it, even telling Tucker that he was used to such rumors.

Tucker was so furious that hacked into the school system later that night and tanked those girls grades. They were kicked out of their clubs and had to go to mandatory tutoring for the rest of the year. He made sure to leave some way of letting them know it was him who did it.

And Sam doesn't like using her money for things, doesn't like abusing that wealth. So instead, whenever her parents talk bad about Danny, she causes a media incident that has her parents scrambling to deal with. She does something wild, outrageous by her parents' standards.

She heard some boys on the basketball team making fun of Danny once, similar to those girls had. She kicks up a fuss about something eco-unfriendly at school and forcibly holds a protest on the same day of the big home basketball game, forcing them to cancel the event and reschedule to a visiting school.

She anonymously donates money so that there's new uniforms for the team but oops! Looks like she "forgot" to donate enough money for them to get uniforms for all the team members, and strangely enough those boys in particular didn't get them! Looks like they'll have to wait until more money gets donated for the basketball team to get their new, nice uniforms. The old ones look so ratty in comparison, right?

And since the football team gets most of the sport money, that might just take awhile. And if (and when) they kick up a fuss? oops! Off the basketball team you go, :) such unsportsman-like behavior is unfit for the team.

(The only good thing about how corrupt the school system is is that she can use it to her advantage too.)

The both of them know that Danny suspects them for the sudden misfortune falling on these people, but he doesn't call them out on it. He's kinder than he used to be, but not kind enough to vouch for people who speak badly of him. Sometimes, he might just congratulate them on not getting caught.

Because Danny is their wonderful, hurt friend with a "slightly" Blue and Orange Moral code, and enough scars that people have been calling him a criminal (and worse) since he arrived in Amity Park when he was ten. And they'll be damned if he gets hurt anymore.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #danyal al ghul #its kinda hard to get my thoughts in order bc i am ✨unmedicated✨ rn BUT #this is the gist of it #i could wax poetic about how much sam and tucker adore danny as their friend but alas. the wax is not waxing. it is stuck to the paper #and i am chipping it off with my nail and its getting stuck under it. #ocarina batman has been in my head since friday someone come sedate me. him and pit fighter batman too. who is ALSO a piss poor teenage #bruce wayne who instead of a vigilante and villains is a PIT FIGHTER. he fights blindfolded thats why he's called the bat #ocarina batman's Look is if you combined punk + assassins creed aesthetic together and then gave it an ocarina #the ocarina is because i thought it'd be cool if its how he and robin communicated across long distances bc they didnt have comms #because they are ✨poor✨ and live in a one room apartment in crime alley. #and also the mental image of him sitting on. rooftop ledge in the rain playing 'song of storms' from LoZ was too fantastic to ignore #like bro imagine hearing that as a criminal. you're off doing shady shit with your gang and in the distance you hear the faint and #haunting melody of an ocarina. two of them in a call and response duet. and its getting closer. and you cannot find where #siren type shit fr fr #look he has the assassins creed hood and a long ass coat that has spikes on the end that when flared out looks like the silhouette of a bat #on fucking GOD i am this 👌 close to finding an artist doing commissions to make this for me. i am frothing at the mouth #he is 17-19 years old with his little brother-son Robin. Logically Robin is Dick but in my heart of hearts the first Robin is Jason #and he has perfected the art of getting his older brother to play songs on the pan flute for him. long pitchy whine on his own ocarina #the familiar childlike 'pleeeaaaaaaase?' and he knows he's won when there is a 10s silence on the other end before his brother plays #a lullaby. #look up 'sailor moon - pan flute (relaxing) on youtube' and when there's the thumbnail of two green skinned aliens with long blue and pink #hair. click on it. THAT is the song Bruce plays. #hhhhhhhhhhh frothing at the mouth over this au sooo fucking badly

[lemonberry-soda]

Do you ever think about the fact that Ted is hypersexual due to his childhood/teenage traumas or is that just me?

Like not only did he associate losing his first love forever with not being douchebaggy enough, but he also experienced the Lumber Axe and survived. With how quickly Peter was about to be murdered for looking at Ted’s old magazine you KNOW Ted probably had to deal with narrow escape after narrow escape himself. Ted literally suppresses the memory of the Lumber Axe entirely until bringing Peter to camp reminds him, and he doesn’t even take Peter with him as he runs away. He is FUcked up.

My guy went for the cat lady who cut off his fingers because sex is inherently dangerous to him in his mind. He goes for the worst options on purpose because sex isn’t safe unless there’s risk, and he goes for the best options just to lose them on purpose so they don't leave him first, as many times as possible until he's single and lonely at the wedding reception. He’s a sleazeball as a coping mechanism, and he keeps dying for it. One single safe relationship would decimate this dude, and it also wouldn’t fix him. Therapy would do wonders if he actually accepted how messed up he is. And tbh, if TInky wasn’t around there might’ve been a chance for him to recover.

Anyway another reason this dweeb is doomed by the narrative and fucked up beyond belief

#sorry to psychoanalyze the loser of all time again #starkid #hatchetfield #ted spankoffski #just a thought I had all of a sudden #this guy deserves as many days where he realizes he's traumatized and cries over it as it TAKES #and canonically he gets zero of those forever so #tbh I don't know what form of the Lumber Axe he'd have to deal with since the specifics are kinda shady but if the Axeman is 20 n he #grew up fast due to the forest then a 15-17yo Ted would be dealing with a teenage-YA Axeman (0-2 years old but magically influenced) #hey melissa #hucklefixation

[doodledrawsthings]

Hey, I was looking through your stuff about Shadow of Shady Shore, and I really want to hear the lore behind it! Why is this random dad turning into a fluffy werewolf-adjacent monster? Who are the two women he hangs out with? Did he have a wife of some sort? You don't need to answer, but I am very curious.

The Random Dad's name is Luka (he/him). He's a divorced single father. His daughter's name is Harriet (she/they) but he calls her Bug. One day he kinda just. melted. for some reason. and turned into that big snake/slug/ferret/werewolf adjacent creature you see in some of my drawings. He can shapeshift and hold that shape for only a certain amount of time so he uses that to take on human form to do normal people things like try to hold down a job and take his kid to school. They move to a tiny kind-of-quiet-but-not-really town called Shady Shore. In Shady Shore, they meet some people like the person with the freckles who studies plants (Clover - she/her), and the tall guy with glasses (MJ-they/them), they're an artist and part-time waiter at a local diner. Clover also has a niece she takes care of named Bonnie (she/her). They all become become friends eventually, but I like drawing them post-becoming friends because i currently have no plans to do anything with this at the moment and just wanna draw em holding hands and doing chores. (burnout recovery reasons) Luka's arrival to the town causes a bit of a stir as some of the townies spot him in the woods in creature mode and now everyone's on the look out for the mysterious cryptid that has suddenly shown up in town, both locals and tourists, alike. He did have a wife at some point, but they aren't together anymore.

#the extra (not so) secret lore is that it used to be an au that got too far away from the source material #so now im reworking it into a fun little brain world for me to play with like Barbies #soss #shadow of shady shore #its kinda stardew inspired in a way #like slice-of-life-ish in a small town you have no choice but to befriend #but instead of an aspiring farmer looking to escape a corporate office environment #you're a minimum wage single father #who is also a werewolf. kind of.

[selenevassos]

selene + nemea, there's an unused voiceline in returnal where selene talks about having a cat

#this is a younger selene; hence her slim shady ass crew cut #there's also a rough storyboard on youtube for returnal and selene has hair kinda like this so hehehe im mixing all these unused ideas #i loveu selene #fanart #returnal #yows #selene vassos

[wolfylch]

Cool outfits from a silly dream I had

Practice doodles under the cut ✂️

#it was such an odd dream #it was like a video game looking in #Dave and High Roller were kinda shady guys who hung around an old club/casino/bar #there was a guy named Ringo who sold beer that they were friends with #ttcc #toontown corporate clash #toontown #toontown: corporate clash #au #ttcc au #dave brubot #major player #high roller

[anthurak]

Well, the good news is that Suletta seems to be recognizing what she did AND starting to question her mother.

The BAD news is that Aerial/Eri might actually be enabling Prospera’s conditioning of her.

#gundam #gundam witch from mercury #g-witch #g-witch spoilers #Suletta Mercury #Aerial Gundam #Ericht Samaya #in which aerial is now acting kinda SHADY

[alphaketoglutaricacid]

the way toshiro is consistantly singled out as "that foreigner" even among ppl of his own party even tho 4/6 of his party are not from kahka brud or the island is so 😬😬😬

#dungeon meshi #laios was not the only one racist towards him he was just the most upfront #and even then he was willing to engage w shuro on some level as a person which is better to him than the general isolation and distrust #it still must feel bad tho that the person ur closest to still says all this shit all the time #other ppl regard him w in a community thats noted to be close knit... thats rough #probs why he and namari get along so well... shes also viewed w some suspicion #the way kabru describes him as shady but he just got kidnapped into the party.... #tossed around by the waters of life.... #also side note kinda interesting kabru seems to genuinely like shuro. people of csolidarity #toshiro nakamoto #honestly its too real no matter how good u are and how long ur in a community u will always be that asian #RIPPP

[albatris]

I worry book one's plot is too boring / basic / whatever But I hope the characters are interesting and strong enough to carry people's interest anyway

#like. idk #March's whole thing? #a shady company experimenting on vampires is not anything new #although it ties in to the whole plot of the trilogy #it might be kinda weak idk #it has been Done by people more competent than me

[shadewood45]

Silence from @rosy-fox-art!

#shady art #chonny jash #c4chatroom #cjverse chatroom #shade’s friends’ characters #@rosy-fox-art #cj:soul #THIS MAN. grips him #his design slaps so fucking hard honestly #endearing asshole but really kinda just that tired man smoking meme at all times. No fucking whimsy in him unless it's self-deprecating

[fottutifiglidiputtana]

Blahmood fanbase on here > Blahmood fanbase on Twitter

#I said what I said #kinda shady #but I am a shady baby so nvm #blahmood #blanco #mahmood #Twitter is toxic these days sorry #y’all so kind

[martianbugsbunny]

Omg how funny would it be if like, the end-credits scene for Ahsoka was Ezra going to visit Zeb because Filoni if you don't give me the brothers reunited I swear and they're catching up outside the house and Zeb is like "yeah no my life's been pretty good, except Sasha can't grow a decent meiloorun" and the normal people will be like ooh, Sasha, who's she, wonder if she's pretty, and we're gonna be like hanging off the ceiling crying screaming throwing up bc Sasha? Sasha!?!?!! and then Kallus comes out the house and he's like "I heard you slandering my meilooruns Garazeb, they might look funny but they taste fine" and the crowd goes WILD

#and the normal people will be so confused #and I will laugh at their bewilderment whilst kicking my feets in the air and bawling like a whole BABY #I'm trying to find the best possible way they could canonize kalluzeb #if they even have zeb on it's looking kinda shady #but I think the end-credits scene would be a good way to do it if they insist on not putting him in the actual story #bc I want to know that he and Ezra get to see each other again maybe get a hug #and goshDARNit if they take kalluzeb away from me I will likely never get over it #anyway this is a top contender for sheer hilarity #kalluzeb #garazeb orrelios #zeb #alexsandr kallus #ahsoka show #ahsoka series #star wars #Ezra bridger #end-credits postulation #martianbugsbunny ships

[teethflavoured]

hello gang, i'll probably be a little slow with activity the coming weeks because i got the jobbbbbb i was applying for!!!! (i'm 99% sure? them asking me to come in and file paperwork is good i assume?) im very excited. i need money to buy a car. and insurance. so ill be working alot. everythings so fucking expensive and for what???

anyway big run stickers launching tomorrow or the weekend thank you mwah xoxo

#teeth talks #ive had other jobs but idk they paid me in wads of cash and then recently closed #kinda shady but yknow retail experience or whatever

[sortanonymous]

Sectonia model by @none_ofbusiness on Twitter

#kirby #meta knightmare fanfic #kirby au #kirby fanfic #kirby fanfic memes #meta knightmare fanfic memes #yeah i kinda love the whole childhood friends to lovers thing #guess i really am that much of a sap #warren sapp was never this much of a sap #(i'm aware that the amount of tampa bay buccaneers fans on tumblr who also like weird kirby fanfic is likely zero but you never know!) #that head on the bottom is totally not a preview to who i'm about to put through the backstory ringer in meta knightmare iv #taranza #queen sectonia #sectonia #sectaranza #kirby marx #marx kirby #magolor #marxolor #max haltmann #max profitt haltmann #president haltmann #beatrice haltmann #what would their ship name be #i guess... #beamax #(yeah it sounds like betamax but at least it ain't maxtrice) #(then again profitt may not be his middle name here but i suppose profittrice and beafitt aren't the worst ship names in the world) #also lol real slim shady reference #bet you didn't expect to see that in a kirby meme

[edge-of-nowhere]

One fun thing about bg3 vs dragon age games is that in dragon age, I can't think of a single character I didn't like off the bat, or at least wasn't vaguely interested in. Like yeah some of them are jerks, ogrens a little annoying sometimes, they all do bad things, but they're all easy to get attached to, then it's later on that some make decisions that hurt or disappoint you. But with balder's gate? I genuinely disliked several party members immediately. They were uninteresting, mean, annoying. But you keep playing, and you learn about them, and suddenly you realize they've grown on you like fungus and they have very deep and cool lore and thought and emotion and you get to slowly see them open up!! Both are so much fun!!!

Then again I've barely started my bg3 playthrough so who's to say ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

#baldur's gate 3 #wow can't wait for these new blorbos to break me too! #watching myself go from kinda hating shadowheart to her being the bestie in real time #dragon age #bg3 #da:o #da:i #da2 #anyway karlach wifey truthers rise up #also love that there was a shady character named Anders who showed up for two seconds and lied to you lol #lae'zel underrated fr #still waiting to start liking gale #vampire boy is getting interesting and wyll is very nice #haven't met the bear fuck guy yet that's how early in the game i am #man. now i miss the da gangs :/

[aurumdoesthings]

what gets me about qifrey is from the beginning I was so charmed by how adoring and nurturing he is of the girls, and his emerging shady behavior was worrying but I still clung to that because EVERY time there was a crisis, he was right there to throw himself in front of his girls and protect them no matter what

so in volume 7 we get both Qifrey’s old mentor and his best friend seeing his shady behavior and doubting him and whether he really cares about his students. I doubted too!! but how does the story resolve these questions??

firmly on the side of Qifrey loves them more than anything and will do whatever he can to protect them! Beldaruit remarks to Olruggio in the end that he was wrong to doubt his dedication to them, and instead should’ve been concerned over his self-destructive tendencies. Olruggio has a quest with Hiehart and Jujy who make him realize when a friend (COUGH qifrey) has two important goals they can’t choose between, instead of having to choose one they should get help to handle both of them! and directly after that he goes to Qifrey and tells him point blank I want to help you, let me help you.

One of Qifrey’s most defining traits to me is that he is a good teacher above all and he protects kids (see: his protectiveness of tartah next volume insisting on walking him home and that worrying over tartah is ‘a part of the package’ with him), and I love him so dearly for that <3

#I’m really pleased that the narrative fell this way with Qifrey #like sure fine if he put his goals over the kids it’d be whatever feel kinda seen it before but instead!! #it goes no WAY bro he adores his students and is even Doing all of that shady stuff because HE WANTS TO KEEP BEING THIS HAPPY W THEM!!! #qifrey still has major issues tho mostly regarding his aforementioned self destructive tendencies and independence #let people!! help you!!! Qifrey you are self sabotaging!!! #anyway details might’ve been slightly off bc I didn’t want to actually pull out my volumes to double check but #simply had to be written bc Qifrey drives me crazy #witch hat atelier #wha #qifrey wha #qifrey #writing #<— I guess