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kirbythoughtsihave · 3 years
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Hey what if Kirby fucking timetravled back in time and The forgotten land is just Past Shiver Star
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clannfearrunt · 4 years
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why do they have brain voices despite having actual VAs? who the fuck knows
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detritivoresquad · 3 years
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kirbythoughtsihave · 5 years
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To quote reddit: what is this mood?
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kirbythoughtsihave · 5 years
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The amount of dream freinds without arms is surprisingly high.
Bandee has the little nubs 1
Dedede has arms
Meta has arms
Rick, Kine, and Coo are animals and don't technically have arms 4
Marx has wings sometimes, but other than that, no 5
Gooey 6
Adeline and Ribbon have arms
Darouch doesn't 7
Dmk has arms
Egg dosent have arms 8
Taranza is a floating spider 9
Susie has floating hands 10
And the three mage sisters 13
Out of the 18 freinds, 13 don't have arms
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kirbythoughtsihave · 5 years
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So like every orb character in Kirby has a copy ability.
Kirby: Copy ability (the get you get from tac)
Gala: Lance
Meta Knight: Master ( or sword)
Dmk: Mirror ( or sword)
Morpho: Sword ( or fire)
But what if Void's ability is Ball from Nightmare in Dreamland?
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kirbythoughtsihave · 5 years
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Magolor sounds like a mii
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kirbythoughtsihave · 5 years
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I wonder what Hyness's reaction to all the things that Dreamlanders do. Like him seeing Dedede swimming in the fountain of dreams and he's like,' this is sacrilege ON THE HIGHEST OF LEVELS!!!!! WE SPENT HOURS WORKING ON THAT!!!!!!!!! STAPH IT!!!!!!!!'. Or maybe, ' Haha lol, the Halcandiain that poured over that fountain were jerks. GO DEDEDE! MAKE A MOCKERY OF THAT FOUNTAIN!'. On the other hand, Hyness constantly internally screaming sounds like a fun idea.
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kirbythoughtsihave · 5 years
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He who has conquered the Star
AN: SORRY I wrote this like an hour ago and I am falling asleep right now
    There once was a legend on an ancient planet. A planet of beings so wise and powerful, that only they could defeat themselves. They knew of this, and in order to stay safe, they encourage friendship as much as possible. This worked, and the pitfull of many was fixed by the beings of seemingly infinite wisdom, however even the smartest of minds couldn’t count on luck.
    A group of ancients began to work on the power of friendship, and how it could be used for good. This pleased many, as frenship couldn’t be harmful, right?
    The group tested everything, gathering survey to inform, stalking for info, and experimenting with their own bonds for the sake of knowledge. This disturbed the other ancients and they tried to help the group. This only provided more test subjects as the group lied about their feelings and waited to see the results of this path.
    In the end, they found that friendship could be physically manifested and that it could be used to create and destroy. They created tools; tools of hope, dreams, and power. Wish granting devices and cretors that created on their own. However, that group wanted to learn more, so they focused more on the components of the friendship.
        Hear, Soul, Mind, and Dark were all the components of friendship. This puzzled the group, how could matter of darkness be a friend, and so they isolated the component, into a matter most dark, and with this condensation of darkness, a being was born.
        The scientist freaked out and tried to destroy their creation,but all of the energy would be abused by the void. The group screamed for the other ancients, and they came rushing by as the dark being tried to consume the group. The whole planet tried to fend back the being of their own creation, the being trying to find the group that created it. All it knew was destruction; whether it be from it or them.
    The void absorbed every bit of magic and technology thrown at it, and created spawns to help with the search, until four individuals joined forces to fight against a common threat. These four allies used the matters that the matter of dark was missing and forge them into sphere and used those sphers to imporsion the monster.
        The battle was won, but the lives lost caused the planet to become inhabitable. The planets intrade with the ancients home collapsed without an economically infrastructure, and the group, the indirect destroyers of planets, were scattered in hiding, may they be out of shame, or out of fear.
        This only got worse, as the way to create beings out of matter became known, people foolishly began created life. However, things changed.
    A group of sorcerers combined all the matters of friendship, gave the creation a heroic heart, and took away all traces of darkness. This bore two beings, of yellow and pink, however that story is for another time child.
    Kirby shook themselve,’ why were they having flashbacks now,? We are in ANOTHER DIMENSION...’. Their eyes darted to their side. Dark Meta Knight, Darouch, and Marx were annoying Meta Knight as Susie and Magolor observed. Rick, Kine, and Coo were talking to some of the helpers who were...helping. Gooey was floating next to Ribbon and Adeline, and the girls had nevose looks on their faces. Taranza was talking to Bandanna Dee and Dedede, most likely about government stuff- the sort of thing that made Kirby fall asleep whenever Dedede complained about it during a meal.
    Speaking of meals…”Hey Adeline. Is STILL LIFE ready?”
    “Kirby...I just used it.”
    “Yeah but…….that looks to be boss coming up”
    The artist looked in front to see several essence surround an elegant door, and paused. “Guys! I think that’s where all these portals are coming from!” The group all stopped their conversation and examined the gold door that was coming up.
    “Okay, are we all healed?” asked Bandanna Dee.
    “I could go for some food right now”
    “But are you healed?”
    “...Yeah..” The group did a double check, Kine and Darouch were missing some health, but the group was in great condition. With that, they entered the door to the corrupted officiant.
(0^0)
    Everyone felt tired, they had just fought Hyness and the Three Mage Sisters. The helpers that helped were collapsed by the body of Hynessx leaving only the dream friends and Kirby standing(besides the aforementioned sisters). The Sisters opened a portal back to the Gamble Galaxy with four warp stars waiting for them. They restored Hyness's heart, and were on the warpstar when another portale appeared. The star allies look at Hyness in suspicion.
        “Juh? Japologa, but this is not me Majaja.”
    The allies looked at each other and sighed, ‘welp, I guess we’re doing this’ was a common thought among them.
    “Wait, I might be able to help.” Hyness summoned the pink spheres of legend and shot them at each of the warp stars. The stars lit up and combined in a flash of light, and each crating a bigger star, a STAR SPARKLER. The allies nodded and hopped on in a four single file line, one group per four stars. As they entered into the darkness they heard a faint, “We’ll take care of anything that comes out!” from the mage sister below.
    Inside the portal, the darkness faded as the group ended up on a large flat mirroring surface, as what looked to be the galaxy watched. In the center layed a morphing blob of sharp spikes of darkness. It molded itself into a giant form, larger than any being that Kirby and the gang have ever fought sans Star Dream.
        The giant was TRUE VOID TERMINA, and it was a titan on darkness.
    Eyes appeared all over the body and the four stars split up to take the down. Rick, Kine, Coo, Gooey, and Marx took the left, Adeline, Ribbon, Darouch, and Dark Meta Knight took the right. Taranza, Magolor, and Susie shot the eye in the back, while the main four took the eyes in the belly and on the head. The titan’s face mask flew off as Kirby’s star flew inside.
    “This is gross,” mutter King Dedede.
    “Said the person who was eating rotten food earlier,” quipped Meta Knight.
    “Possession!’
    “Guys could we not fight each other in the middle of fighting someone else” said Bandanna Dee.
        “Fine”
    “Fine”
    The Shell came off with the combined forces of an electric  hammer, sword, and sphere. The force of the shell blew the four friends out of the body of the void.
           Void Termina’s body directed the newly unleashed power brought upon by the removal of the shell and wings of a familiar foe sprang from it's back. The white and red wings had eyes form on them, and the star allies knew that they had to do this phase again.
           The titan's body cramped up in pain from the shots fired by the four stars, and was sent crashing into the ground with the loudest thud some of them have ever heard.
           Again, the face-mask fell off, but this time the four Star Sparklers rushed into the body of the colossal. Then their eyes met with eyes most familiar.
“ Kirby...what”
“Kid...explain”
“How”
“What”
“Who”
           Kirby froze. Those eyes. The eyes of the star traveler. The eyes of a created being, the eyes of puffballs. They were staring at them with the innocence of a newborn. Kirby stared at the being for what seem to be an eternity, but both knights were re yelling at them. They glanced at their friends, eyes in confusion, panic, and fear. The knights’ eyes were one of fearful recognition.
“You recognize them”, stated Kirby
“They….the eyes”
“What's going on?” asked Gooey.
Kirby laughed and said with a sign,” There were tales of the star conqueror. The being that came on a spring breeze. Living anywhere and consuming all.”
“ Why does that thing look like you demanded Susie.
“For they are me and I am them. We were made the same, but the experiences we had changed us.”
“What about us?” asked Dark Metela Knight.
“You were created by that wizard, right?  What made you think he had the right recipe, o’or winged one?”
“Kirby, stop talkin’ like that” said Dedede.
“ Apologizes, but this is a family matter an-” Kirby was cut off as a laser was shot at them. “ Oh right, final boss.”
The dream friends rushed at the boss, swinging everything they had, and used the confusion and betrayal as fuel to fan their flames.  The orb laughed and smiled as the final blow came down, knowing the fate they will receive. The orb exploded and everything went to white.
(0^0)
Kirby woke up to the burnt face of Zan Partizanne tending their wounds. “ What happened?” asked the pink puffball.
“After you left we fought a butterfly and then there was an explosion on the other side of the portal and all of you guys came out with magical injuries.”
“ If you really think about it...isnt everything a ma-”
“That's it, you aren't getting the wait on your explanation.”
“Wwwaaa-”
“ EVERYONE!!! KIRBY IS AWAKE!!”
         The room flooded in with helpers and dream friends. They all had a pensive look on their faces. “Kirby...what was that?”
Ohh..ohh…
“ It's a long story,but here's the abridged version.”
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kirbythoughtsihave · 5 years
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How does Meta Knight's magic work? He can heal him and his helpers, but he is a knight and the whole using a sword is sort of his thing. Where did he learn it? Why dose he need to damage his enemies to gain the man to cast spells?
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kirbythoughtsihave · 5 years
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Can Kirby turn into an orb? He did it in the early spin-offs and just stayed in ball form for Rainbow Curse. Can other members of his species do this? Is it a vise-versa situation and Void Termina can do this but just chooses to fight in ball form? Did Drawcia taking away Kirby’s limbs mean nothing then?
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kirbythoughtsihave · 5 years
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Fanfic (crossover?) idea/ challenge/prompt
So a The Gamer/gamer/video game plot Kirby fanfic.
So during Super Star Kirby battles Computer Virus and then Kirby gets the ability to see stats. So you have stuff like...
(Theses are the 10 ‘stats’ that I found while doing research on this)
The stats used are from an rng generator starting from 1 to 20, every level up add a number from 0 to 4( using the rng generator)
Starting Stats:
Roundness: 7
Maturity: 1
Courage: 3
Spirit: 5
Softness: 16
Love: 15
Kindness: 14
Puffiness: 19
Sincerity: 5
Friendship: 18
How they will be used:
Roundness: Dexterity
Maturity: Wisdom
Courage: Offense
Spirit: Willpower
Softness: Resistance
Love: Luck
Kindness: Healing
Puffiness: Defense
Sincerity: Cherisma
Friendship: Support
For more clarification:
Kindness: Healing and Friendship: Support
Healing and Support are different in the ways of Support are about the heplers and raising their stats and healing is making healing items heal more.
Then there is Willpower were it works like that one stat in Pokemon. Where Pokemon will start to do stuff like hang on from a 1 kit ko or shake off poison. In Kirby's case, Kirby would be able to shake off possession, induced sleep ( like accidentally swallowing a noddy), and make friendship speeches more powerful.
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kirbythoughtsihave · 5 years
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So like Ado, Microtransactiolor, tragic lights, and cult guy are pretty much the only beings that could know English. Consider:
Someone: dreamland swear word
One of kirbys parental figures: dont say that in front of the child!
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Mags: Fuck!
One of kirbys parental figures: dosen't react
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kirbythoughtsihave · 5 years
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Shadow kirby is on the warp star when we see s.k.. What if Shadow Kirby was leaving mirror popstar and decided to see our kirby once again? What if that's the reason why DMK is with Kirby
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kirbythoughtsihave · 5 years
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In the pause screen description for Zan Partizanne, Zan got struck by lightning and thus Zan was (re)born, that means that Zan had a name before Zan, and that Hyness most likely gave Zan her name....the one he forgets out of madness
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kirbythoughtsihave · 5 years
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Coincidence! I think NOT!!!!
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