#kitty.twt

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this is actually so important to me. what i’m hearing is securitywaiter has POTENTIAL people!!

#fnaf #fnaf movie #ness the waiter #securitywaiter #mike schmidt #mike x ness #dreamtheory #fnaf ness #kitty.twt #fnaf movie novel #mikes a little…💅 #rahhhhh

[thisisnotkitty]

more securitywaiter headcanons bc i can't stop thinking about them

part one here

-mike probably can't fall asleep unless he's playing the nature sounds at this point but one night they're chilling on the couch and ness notices mike starting to get sleepy so he starts to softly sing and mike is Schlumped. after that he much prefers falling asleep to ness's voice than the nature sounds

-ness grew up in the small town freddie's is in and probably grew up going to sparky's (and freddie's) a lot. most of the older folk who still go to the diner have known him since he was little. i think of his generation he's the only one who stayed bc most people his age moved out as soon as they could so he's kinda the towns kid in that sense??

-this one comes from the discord but he grew up going to freddie's and his favorite animatronic was always chica! i like to think he eventually gets to meet abby's friends and his parents probably never let him get to close to the animatronics for #safety reasons so he's incredibly excited to hang out with them

-ooh wait i have a hard time fitting vanessa anywhere in this canon divergence lmao but! i think her and ness originally had a hard time getting along but eventually they bond over their pasts with freddy's (and their shared names!) while mike is just like ??? in the background lmao (wlw and mlm solidarity?)

-abby absolutely LOVES ness (which is Very Important if you're going to be dating Mike) ness will sometimes babysit for mike but when the three of them are hanging out mike always makes jokes about how he feels like he's babysitting two kids instead of one

-speaking of abby, they don't really get a lot of one-on-one time with one another bc mike can't really afford another babysitter and vanessa has an actual job, so on their dates their joined by abby as the third wheel kinda lmao but ness always makes sure to give the schmidts an equal amount of attention and constantly reassures mike that he doesnt mind abby tagging along bc he's always liked kids and mike just heart eyes

-still the lack of alone time always makes mike nervous bc he doesn't think ness knows him entirely and doesn't think he'll still like him if he does but whenever vanessa can baby sit and they manage to go on a date, just the two of them, ness always lets mike knows that he likes him just as he is

im begging yall to send me any headcanons you have OR lowkey any prompts bc im already working on a fic but i wouldn't mind writing some oneshots in between...

next part

#securitywaiter #mike x ness #this is really just brainrot #im so desperate for more content so im just making it now #mike schmidt #ness the waiter #fnaf ness #dreamtheory #still a cute ship name < #fnaf #fnaf movie #abby schmidt #vanessa shelly #fnaf vanessa #vanessa afton #sparkys diner #kitty.twt

[thisisnotkitty]

good night securitywaiter shippers, today i offer u their canonical height difference, tomorrow? who knows??

#i should be sleeping already #but the brain rot is real #microwaving them in my head rn #THERES SO MUCH POTENTIAL W THIS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE #securitywaiter #mike x ness #mike schmidt #ness the waiter #fnaf ness #fnaf #fnaf movie #height difference #screaming and crying #on my knees in the middle of a walmart #kitty.twt

[thisisnotkitty]

i know that securitywaiter nation is dead but was anybody gonna tell me that ness is actually the son of the owner of the sparky's diner or did i just have to watch matpat's latest theory to find that out?

#also apparently the owner is called sparky #something something theres a theory there #sorry i abandoned yall securitywaiter nation #i also literally just left the discord like 2 days ago bc i was never on it TT #we Might be back #this just gave me the brainworms again rahhh #AGMP is fully outlined but me vs writing is a real struggle #maybe one day she will be complete #but i also have tbhk brain rot rn #so dont get ur hopes up #fnaf #fnaf movie #ness the waiter #mike schmidt #securitywaiter #dreamtheory #mike x ness #fnaf ness #kitty.twt

[thisisnotkitty]

there's nothing quite like a ship that i've known about for less than 24 hours with two characters who have never interacted and one of the characters being a side character with 5 lines that gets me writing 1.3k in an hour!

#this is significantly funnier when u remember that im not even a writer #ive written one (1) fic in my entire life #im on ao3 a worrying amount of time though #so take that as you will #also yes this is #securitywaiter #mike x ness #ive got the whole outline done and im debating making it chaptered or one shot #its a 5+1 btw #mike schmidt #ness the waiter #fnaf ness #fnaf #fnaf movie #abby schmidt #kitty.twt

[thisisnotkitty]

Ness tending to Mike's injuries 😭

me when i steal the scene from the movie and make it securitywaiter

-so yknow when mike is like “yeah ill trade in abby for garrett (which like why did he do that lmao) and gets just like mauled by the animatronics

-anyways instead of vanessa finding him ness had actually gone in to snoop around freddy’s bc thats what he does as a conspriacy theorist

-he gets there just in time to save mike but mike’s like,, OUT so he takes him back to his apartment to fix him up

-while mike takes a while to wake up ness begins cleaning his wounds and stitching him up and there’s a brief moment when mike is nearly all cleaned up that he looks kinda peaceful(?) lying on ness’s couch and ness is like “huh” but he doesn’t quite get why his heart speeds up a bit

-as ness finishes cleaning him up he starts humming and singing gently and it kinda wakes mike up but he’s still a little out of it and can’t quite open his eyes fully so he’s just like “are you an angel?” bc he fully thought he died back there lmao

-and ness just laughs and goes “i’m fully human as far as i know. the name’s ness and i found you at freddy’s which is lucky for you bc it looked like you were in a bit of trouble there” bc he’s cheeky like that

-and mikes still a little dazed and confused from the blood loss but still he’s like “wait a minute… narrows eyes why were You at freddy’s”

-ness is just like “well you see it’s a long story” and mike just looks down at this injuries with a look that says well i’m clearly not going anywhere soon so i’ve got time

-ness starts explaining the fnaf lore while bandaging up mike and mike is trying to pay attnetion bc this is kinda imp but he can’t help but get distracted with how gentle ness is handling his arm and maybe he’s still a bit dazed but he swears this guy’s voice is a bit melodic and oh. oh.

-mike hasn’t really been in the dating scene much bc of abby so when he realizes that he might be developing a crush on this guy he’s known for a grand total of 30 minutes (and he was only awake for 10 of those) he begins to panic a bit

-uhhhh yeah. they go back to freddys and vanessa’s there and they save abby and it’s pretty much the last bit of the movie but w ness there now! (i couldn’t figure out how to end this im so sorry)

prompts, hcs, whatever random thoughts you guys have on these silly little fellas pls be sure to send them my way bc im going a Bit insane

#i got a bit sleepy at the end bc its nearing 2pm so i need another coffee #and this has been sitting in my inbox for a couple days bc i initially wanted to write it as a oneshot #but im incapable of writing anything under 1k #slowly turning the first date prompt into a fic #but im also working on the 5+1 #and now this #and other one shots that started bc i thought too much #gosh is this what being a writer is about #why do i have like 5 wips going on #anyways i hope the brainrot is as real for u as it is for me #fnaf #fnaf movie #ness the waiter #kitty.twt #securitywaiter #mike schmidt #mike x ness #fnaf ness #abby schmidt #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly

[thisisnotkitty]

ENOUGH WITH THE SECURITYWAITER ANGST reblog with your answers

which one hogs the blanket? which side of the bed to they each sleep on? which one gets cold easily and which one holds their hands to warm them up? which one of them is a swimmer and which one can barely float? who proposes to who?

#i say this as if im not the one going “but wait we can add angst to this” #but seriously i have so much brainrot #please tell me any and all thoughts you have about these two #i need to talk about them #i say this while i have asks in my inbox but GIVE ME MORE #me taking all the hcs about them and hoarding them for possible future fics #ill answer my personal thoughts for these questions in the morning bc i want to see what other people say #kitty.twt #fnaf #fnaf movie #mike schmidt #ness the waiter #securitywaiter #fnaf ness #dreamtheory

[thisisnotkitty]

congratulations folks, securitywaiter is now an official ship tag on ao3!

#everybody cheered #!!! #kitty.twt #securitywaiter #fnaf #fnaf movie #ness the waiter #mike schmidt #mike x ness #ao3

[thisisnotkitty]

hello securitywaiter nation have you thought about ness being abby’s teacher bc I HAVE

below the cut because i can't shut up ever :D

-abby does well enough in school academically but is still needs some work in the socioemotional dept

-when she starts a new school year mike is a bit worried but then she comes back home absolutely ecstatic and mike is like “okay this is good”

-she talks all about how mr. ness lets her color while he teaches and how mr. ness gave them all name tags w silly drawings (hers is a bear) etc etc

-mike is actually really happy bc most teachers have a hard time understanding abby (heck, he has a hard time understanding her) so he’s looking forward to meeting this mr. ness during back to school night

-it goes on like this for awhile, with abby raving about mr. ness and mike is just happy that his little sister seems to be doing better in school. the first time she comes home talking about these kids she hung out with at recess he practically cries

-back to school night is here and the first time mike sees this mr. ness he’s like abby u traitor you didnt tell me this man was exactly my type (he doesn’t actually tell her bc he never brings up his lovelife around her - not that he’s had much of one - but still isn’t this the type of things siblings know intrinsically)

-anyways they’re having the kids show their guardians around the classroom and their seats and everything and then mr. ness is explaining the way his class works and mike is totally paying attention. yup. he’s not distracted by those chocolate brown eyes at ALL

-so they’re waiting to do the one-on-ones with the teacher and mike crouches down next to abby and tries to be all chill “hey, abs. has mr. ness ever mentioned a partner or anything?” acting all nonchalant

-but abby sees right through him and is immediately like “he’s single! do u want me to put in good word for you?” and mikes like “NO i have no idea what ur talking about haha i just wanted to know bc it’s important to know that about ur teachers okay wait why are you smiling like that”

-(abby’s a little menace and already ships it)

-when it’s finally their turn mike is just chanting to himself “be normal. be normal. be normal” lmao

-but now that he’s sitting face to face with the teacher he notices that he has freckles and every chance he had at playing it cool goes out the window

-ness is telling him all about how well abby is doing in class and if there was anything he could do to make it easier for her in the classroom and abby’s just sitting there looking at mike internally screaming with a smile

-so she turns to her teacher and is like “you should get mike’s number just in case something comes up. he’ll probably think of some things later since he’s been taking care of me alone for awhile” (bc u know when kids do that things where they kinda trauma dump at the most random moments lmao)

-and ness at first refuses and is like “im sure email works just fine!” and abby’s like WHYY is he not just taking the bait and then she has like a lightbulb moment

-bc ness probably assumes like everyone else that mike is a single father and abby’s his daughter and abby’s like oh no how do i make this work

-so she goes full anya mode (for my spy x family watchers) and is like “im sure mike would appreciate having your number on hand! he’s a very protective older brother you see. taking care of his little sister must be hard. i’m sure being a big brother like him is hard so it’d be for his peace of mind. did i mention he’s my older brother”

-and ness also has a little bit of a crush already forming so he doesn’t catch the obvious set up and is instead distracted by the fact that the handsome guy in front of him is in fact NOT a single father so maybe he does have a chance wowow

-yup so they exchange numbers andddddd ill come back to this later i really need coffee

#do i know what grade abby is in?? no #do i even have a vague idea of how i could muddle the ages for this work? also no #i am literally jsut here what more do u want from me #yknow purple rotting michael when he done got scooped #thats what i feel like with the amount of brain rot that i have #im actually so mentally ill its insane #also i very specifically wait for someone else to post on the tag before i make another post #bc i ahve wayy too many thoughts on these two #fnaf #fnaf movie #kitty.twt #ness the waiter #securitywaiter #mike schmidt #mike x ness #fnaf ness #abby schmidt #i love abby being securitywaiter shipper no. 1

[thisisnotkitty]

ness believes in the chicken sandwich conspiracy and refuses to let sparky’s sell them send tweet

#can u tell i forgot how to use tumblr #please stop doxxing me and tagging a certain content creator in 🔦☕️ posts pls and thank u #anyways securitywaiter nation what have we been up to #fnaf #fnaf movie #ness the waiter #mike schmidt #securitywaiter #mike x ness #dreamtheory #fnaf ness #kitty.twt

[thisisnotkitty]

whenever i remember that mike and ness wouldn’t be able to be publicly out in 2000 i get physically ill

#can someone write a future au where finally get married once it’s legalized #or also like #do u think they tell abby? or do they just let her know that ness is a really good friend of mikes #or do they have a sit down talk and tell her but also let her know not to tell anyone #screaming and crying thinking about this #fnaf #fnaf movie #kitty.twt #ness the waiter #securitywaiter #mike schmidt #mike x ness #fnaf ness #abby schmidt

[thisisnotkitty]

the monster nursery au is always interesting to me bc i think most people would've thought that hanako and nene would pair up so seein nene and tsukasa was unexpected but considering where we are in the manga it works quite well!

#even pairing up tsukasa and mitsuba wouldve made sense bc broadcasting club #and mokke + kou makes sense bc of tiara and fairy #so its interesting that they swtiched he yugis if that makes sense #microwaving them in my head rn #tbhk #kitty.twt #toilet bound hanako kun #monster nursery au #kamone monster nursery au #mitsuba sousuke #yashiro nene #tbhk mokke #yugi amane #tbhk hanako #yugi tsukasa #kou minamoto #jibaku shounen hanako kun #jshk

[thisisnotkitty]

this is very pedantic and silly but friendly reminder that matpat's phrase is "that's just a theory" meanwhile ness says "it's just a theory"

#i noticed this and was like wait #matpat #ness the waiter #fnaf ness #fnaf #fnaf movie #kitty.twt

[thisisnotkitty]

can yall stop writing x reader smut about the fnaf movie and instead give me more found family with the kids please and thank you

#me seeing people simp over mike and william and im just like #[standing person emoji] #WHERE ARE THE WHOLESOME FICS #W THE KIDS BEING KIDS #i get a lot of tiktoks w artists drawing aus of the kids just being happy and or some reason they hurt real bad #anyways yes please give me recs if yall know of any #ao3 #fanfic #fnaf #fnaf movie #mike schmidt #william afton #josh hutcherson #matthew lillard #kitty.twt

[thisisnotkitty]

can someone please draw securitywaiter in the spto art style im begging and screaming and crying hahaha please please please

#im so normal;; about everything #two things that are living in my mind rent free #ive been Thinking #about a spvtw au with securitywaiter #WAIT I HAD A BIG BRAIN MOMENT #ILL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT #anyways someone w art skills please im begging #please and thank you smiles sweetly #fnaf #fnaf movie #ness the waiter #mike schmidt #securitywaiter #mike x ness #dreamtheory #fnaf ness #kitty.twt

[thisisnotkitty]

thinking about that scene in the fnaf movie where after abby got electrocuted she wakes up and mike reaches his hands out to hold her but she immediately goes to hug vanessa instead and you can just see mike's heart break as he lowers his hands

#im gonna be real w you #i kinda have beef with vanessa #and the scene is kinda dark #so i think that vanessa moreso pulled abby towards her when she was helping her up #and abbys just woken up so ofc shes dazed and confused and is kinda going along w whatever comfort she can get #but my GOSH does that scene hurt #mikes eyes as he watches somebody else comfort his little sister #screaming crying throwing up #kitty.twt #fnaf #fnaf movie #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton