#kyman is canon

[unauvaverde]

Un kyman 🙀

#south park #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #cringe #south park fanart #cute #south park eric cartman #kyman canon #kyman #sp kyman #south park kyle broflovski

[hatsunevitu]

my favorite thing to do in a conversation with kyman haters is hear them go “but it’s bully x victim, that’s problematic!!” and respond with “yeah i agree kyle was a bully but i believe he can really change” and then watch them sit in total confusion

#i adore seeing kyman haters theyre so fun to talk to #‘kyle has always been a victim’ dude LMAO #i dont mind fanon kyle but canon kyle from early seasons is my guilty pleasure THIS GUY HAS SUCH A GREAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ARC #south park #sp #kyman #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #sp kyman #kyle x cartman #sp kyle #sp cartman #cartman x kyle #oh before theres any confusion im not making excuses for cartmans behaviour i just still remember early seasons when kyle wasnt that good #!!!!

[batteredsoul]

🕶️

#AvidKymanShipper #sp kyman #kyman #otp #kyman canon #canon #so canon #nobodycansayotherwise

[lofyst]

does anyone fw insane kyle or are you normal

#my art :3 #insane kyle #i think that’s canon #atleast to me #i love insane kyle you guys #south park #south park fanart #kyle broflovski #sp fanart #sp kyle #sp kyman #south park kyman #kyman #INSANE KYLE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[charlotteoccasionally]

reasons why kyman is canon (TRIGGER WARNING: KY//MAN, JOKING!!)

1. kyle continuously choosing to get in arguments with cartman instead of just ignoring him (which they have proof works) bc he gets his kicks outta being righteous

2. cartman saving kyle at the end of smug alert despite saying he hates him

3. kyle coming to help cartman at the end of jewpacabra

4. “my little monster” in its a jersey thing

5. cartman showing no denial/response when ppl think he and kyle are a couple in tonsil trouble

6. cartman making everyone think kyman is canon in cartman finds love (when he coulda EASILY found a different way to stop kyle and nicole from getting together)

7. cartman’s canon yaoi obsession (tfbw character relations graph)

8. kyle saving cartman in manbearbig

9. imaginationland trilogy.

10. kyle crying after finding out cartman was innocent after breaking his electronics

11. kyle’s response during his fight with cartman after getting with heidi (“cartman, YOU weren’t happy” instead of just saying how badly he treated her)

12. kyman hand holding in multiple episodes

13. cartman saying he loves kyle and tryna kiss him(?) in le petite tourette

14. kyle’s jealousy of heiman (ppl say it’s kyle jealous of cartman for dating heidi but we never saw any evidence that kyle liked her until AFTER they started dating)

15. the way kyle always chooses cartman as his stand in BFF when stan is outta the picture instead of anyone else/their dynamicness as a duo (crack baby athletic association, you’re getting old, ass burgers, prehistoric ice man, etc.)

16. cartman and kyle’s softening relationship as the seasons go on (compare “passion of the jew” kyman to an episode like “help my teenager hates me”)

17. the deleted “cartman + kyle” writing on the wall of the boy’s bathroom in stick of truth

18. kyman is just an inherently funny ship that if it actually becomes canon would kinda sum up the attitude of the show (m&t just don’t gaf)

#kai man #not saying they should be canon #just saying there’s more evidence there then there is for other ships #plus the future was alr confirmed and it’s either cartman’s with yentl or homeless so #sp #eric cartman is my regrettable fave #kyman

[itskindamagical]

“HOW CAN YOU SHIP THEM???”

IM FUCKING DELUSIONAL??!!!

#south park fandom #southpark #sp k2 #sp kyle #sp eric #south park kyman #sp kyman #sp kenny #kyle brovlofski #kyle x cartman #south park style #kenny mccormick #eric cartman #crenny #kenny x craig #kenny x kyle #bakudeku #bkdk canon #bkdk brainrot #mha bakugou #bakugo x midoriya #eraserdust #ushioi #ushijima x oikawa #kurootsukki #kuroo x tsukishima #kenma x hinata #haikyuu #kenhina #bendysp

[bigfartincoming]

took a stab at animating

original video under cut

#kyman #eric cartman #canon

[ihatethiswebsite77]

Ppl be like "they canonically hate eachother".

And I'm like I agree, but they also canonically cried while in eachothers arms more than once and they smiled at eachother while playing games, so canonically I don't give a fuck.

#webster's dictionary defines canon as my ass dick and balls #because they are about as existent as cartman and kyle only hating eachother #relationships status: it's complicated #kyman #sp kyman #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #south park

[pocketherbert]

Kyman real

#kyman #proof kyman is canon #Jehskj

[clovariia]

saving each other

#south park #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #kyman #sp kyman #cupid me #my art #okay fine...i admit it.......i'm coming out as a toxic yaoi enjoyer #there is simply no other way to watch this show. kyman is literally canon as hell. #they're truly my ship of 2023 bro they're all i think about #the episodes referenced here are: smug alert jewpacabra imaginationland it's a jersey thing post-covid and manbearpig #and the quote in the middle is from casa bonita. i felt like that one really summarizes their dynamic better than i ever could #oh and the scars on their tummies in the middle one are from the kidney transplant in cherokee hair tampons #can you tell that i'm extremely passionate about them lmao

[unauvaverde]

#sp kyman #kyman #kyman canon #😍 #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #south park

[hatsunevitu]

for some reason i enjoy so much the idea of kyle actually genuinely liking cartman’s appearance. like, he would never admit it – especially to cartman – but somehow eric really is a perfect match for kyle’s preferences.

therefore he can’t possibly stand the idea of cartman changing his appearance to become more “beautiful” in other people’s opinions, because kyle likes him the way he already is — and kyle already is sure cartman is beautiful.

so eeeevery time cartman has even a tiniest thought of losing weight, kyle makes sure he will change his mind.

cartman: I don’t know, man, maybe I really should lose weight… I mean, I’m hot as hell right now, but imagine all those girls who will go completely insane when they see me all skinny and sexy?

kyle: Gross. I don’t want to even think about it.

cartman: Are you jealous, Kyle? Or are you just envious ‘cuz I get more females’ attention being big-boned than you do with your thin ass?

kyle: Don’t you flatter yourself, Fatass. When was the last time a girl looked at you without a terror on her face?

cartman: Oh, shut up, Jew! You’re just afraid you’ll look even uglier next to me.

kyle: So you’re going on a diet, right?

cartman: Right!

kyle: Okay, good luck with this. …Oh, wait, isn’t this a KFC restaurant right there? And, wow, look: I have fifteen bucks right here! Damn, that’s just perfect for a double portion of chicken...

cartman: No… you sneaky little…

kyle: Huh? What’re you saying? I didn’t quite catch it. Do you wanna join me, Cartman?

cartman: …I hate you so much, Kyle. You’re going to burn in hell for forever. More than that: I will turn your life to hell myself–

kyle: So you’re going or not?

cartman: …Yes.

ALSO yes he’d support cartman’s decision to lose weight for himself but he just hates the idea of cartman changing his body just for social standards. and i just want at least one person to completely adore cartman’s looks and compliment him and i think kyle’d be the one to do so. once he get over his embarrassment, he’ll start telling nice things to cartman once in a while and cartman who is absolutely not used to genuine praise will be so. fucking. happy. every time.

#also i hc that kyle absolutely not understand the concept of ‘beautiful’ and ‘ugly’ when it comes to peoples appearance #and idk THIS WOULD BE SO HEALING AND COMFORTING FOR CARTMAN #i love them and i love how they can absolutely adore and admire each other but will never admit it openly #(on the other hand cartman is absolutely in love with kyle’s hair like he can play with it and look at it for HOURS) #he thinks kyle’s haircolor fits kyle’s personality very well #i have a really big soft spot for this dynamic when both secretly admire each other #btw i srsly hope it doesn’t sound fatphobic /gen i was only trying to write close-to-canon dialogue ;( #also when they start dating kyle will totally go feral when he hears anyone call cartman ‘fatass’ #its his special petname for his bf u dont get it #south park #sp #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #kyman #sp kyman #kyman headcanon #sp cartman #sp kyle

[qqqjsjsuiq]

Dear Matt and Trey, why don't you just make Kyman official canon? why are you only hinting and teasing us? because of you, I became obsessed with them. now take responsibility

#south park #kyman canon

[kyman4lyfe]

drawn for #KymanCatsDTIYS @/dailykymancats on twitter ❤️💚🐱

#south park #eric cartman #sp cartman #sp eric cartman #south park eric cartman #kyman #south park kyle broflovski #sp kyle #kyle broflovski #sp kyman #kyman canon #sp eric #kyman cats #kyman fanart

[cartmanseyes]

This comic is so good y’all 😳 all kymans should give it a try

#I usually don’t like skinny cartman but it works since it’s one of his canon designs here lol #random nonsense tag #kyman

[proffesional-dudebro]

AYO?!?! /pos

@cartmanbrah anything u wanna tell us??

this a judgement free zone u can be honest ❤️💚

#south park #kyman #cartmanbrah #kyman canon