#like girl chill

[leuchtturmhaus]

my cat has decided my friendship bracelets are bad™

#she fucking bit me to try to take them off #like girl chill

[dothegravitybounce]

and here I was thinking the game had already reached top horny character with halsin but then they presented me with aylin...

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #like girl CHILL

[no-mercy-bby]

Love when my mom is mad at me like yesss how could I do this🔥🔥🔥

#like girl chill

[enobariasteeth]

There’s this customer at my work who’s very obviously going through her angsty teenage phase, and like I feel for her, but lord have MERCY she’s being a bitch

#my mom would smacked the hell outta me if I talked to waitress like that #like girl chill #I just asked what you wanted to drink

[puppydogsys]

i literally convinced myself that i decided to fake DID and then forgot that i was faking so now i think its real…. what in the convoluted hell

#like girl chill #the lengths we go to in order to fakeclaim ourself lolll #but maybe its true 👀 #losing it over here lmao #p sure our old host did the same thing when he realized he was trans fksjfkdjd #i do wish someone could just peek inside my head and tell me if im faking or not #amalgum posts

[sunnetrolls]

i wish whoever reported me on pokefarm for early forum bumping a very die

#sunne speaks #like girl chill

[rbbit-rbitt]

I hate having such a narrow moral code because sometimes someone will just not know something and I’m like I will cut your throat out like girl literally chill??

#someone: says misinformation #me #immediately #literally die right now #LIKE GIRL CHILL #C H I L L

[healution]

TATE MCRAE IN DE SOUNDTRACK VAN DERTIGERS YESSSSS

#Waar ik op hoopte #Ik heb nog steeds een probleem met lies btw #Haar vibe is zo juk en negatief #Like girl chill #En ze is ook saai

[ateezinmymind]

there’s something about seeing the hand prints left on the bottom of dusty car trunks that always makes me smile

#idk how to explain it. but it’s just so pure #or like kids mindlessly etching their doodles #humanity #jay talks #things just make me wanna cry #like girl chill

[makemycitybreak]

idk its not autism or adhd or ocd or depression or anorexia but sometimes i think there's something wrong with me

#i think i worked away my anxiety #i wasnt diagnosed but it was definitely not normal the panic i had before paying for things in a store or before birthday parties and stuff #like girl chill #but like i feel weird i dont understand #maybe just stress

[ihaveanorangeforyou]

Being a manager sucks I just had to talk to the new girl about something minor and she immediately started bawling

#like girl chill #but fr tho i just got irritated and had to hold that back because no it's not my mom crying over nothing to gilt trip me #it's some chick who doesn't understand the situation

[reputationvinyls]

also i can't believe i survived 12 hours of standing / walking wearing those damn boots and running on barely any food or water i got thru that concert on adrenaline alone

#noah speaks #the way i was shaking so bad i thought i was going to have to sit down #when taylor came out #like girl CHILL #the taylor swift autism was autisming

[shrekgogurt]

pregamed cooking with my dad by watching three episodes of the bear

[kennythetrampvamp]

[ofswordsandpens]

actually I also wanna talk about the part where Percy convinces Bob to kill Hyperion because even though Percy never says anything outright sinister, the way he handles the entire situation with such cool ease, playing on Bob’s emotions... its so insane???

Because Annabeth’s reaction to the three of them encountering Hyperion reforming is: “oh this is bad we need to get out of here” She knows if Bob remembers himself, that it's not going to play out well for Percy and her. She also thinks about how they're being pursued and don't have a lot of time. Her solution to the problem, seemingly, is to leave.

But Percy's solution is to work the situation to his advantage. He re-affirms Bob's loyalty to him:

Percy then re-establishes Bob's moral code: "Some monsters are good. Some are bad. This Titan is bad. He tried to kill me and a lot of people. He's not good like you are."

And it ends with Percy leaving the choice of whatever to do with Hyperion to Bob but of course, is it really what Bob chose to do? Bob decides to kill Hyperion. It's not what he may have done, if Percy hadn't intervened. But it's exactly what Percy was oh-so-sweetly leading Bob to do.

And listen, I'm not claiming that it was exactly morally bankrupt of Percy to take advantage of a once-evil titan who could get him and his girlfriend through hell in one piece. Percy, Annabeth, they manipulate monsters and enemies all the time. Annabeth ended the previous book with manipulating Arachne into weaving her own web. So it's not exactly like she's against using manipulative tactics, in theory.

But Bob, at this point, is not just some monster. He is so painfully sincere in his belief in Percy and their friendship, so yes, it does feel a bit sinister whenever Percy uses Bob... and he really uses Bob.

And I think what makes the scene so unsettling, it isn't just that Percy manipulated Bob, its how well Percy manipulated him. He manipulates Bob so well that Percy doesn't even have to kill Hyperion... because Bob does it for him. He manipulates Bob so well, that Annabeth couldn't tell if Percy was purposefully trying to manipulate the situation. (Newsflash, he most definitely was). Like holy shit.

#percy: friends kill for friends <3 #ITS CHILLING #Riordan allowed Percy to be unhinged for ONE book in hoo and then got to boo and went #/um actually writing the realistic outcome of Percy's turmoil in Tartarus sounds like a lot of work so how bout I dont :)/ #okay wait while I love this scene in hoh the one part I dont like was Annabeth being like: I had no clue Percy could be so cunning #and like girl YES YOU DO #you were there in BOOK 1 when Percy convinced Crusty to lay down in his OWN bed and then decapitated him #I choose to believe she was simply afraid unsettled and in denial lmaoooo #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #mine

[deadbutcaffeinated]

Watching Buzzfeed unsolved is making me realize I own some strong opinions that I did not know were there

#rambles #just went on a pacing inner rant to myself about alien abductions #like girl chill