#like one or two talking about ruby and then the rest talking about rosebird

[uncaught-coolfish]

since this volume’s finally done, I can finally give it my ranking:

3/10. Maybe. Second worst volume for me. I liked the cat, Roman was cool to see (and he looked fucking that’s a rarity), we scored the whole Rosebird baguette AT LAST, and Ruby yelling at the team was sorta maybe cathartic for me not only because I saw a lot of my own emotions in her but also because the other girls were being fucking stupid?

That’s all I liked. All I liked. Bees kissed cool and they immediately Rainbow capitalized them. Only one (two) POC and she’s first demonized before turns out she died. WBY was FUCKING INSUFFERABLE except for Weiss because she’s at least…. she’s decent-er I guess. Practically all of Episode 8 was god awful and genuinely offensive to me (and… Sorta triggered me throughout the rest of that day yikes!!!!!). It looked like shit till the last episode. Episode 4(??) had some awful moments. Jaune… thank you for having actual texture painting but sadly you’re still only like, C tier to me. In the words of the Lorax,

I really hate how Neo ended up (though I suppose I hit the nail on the head with the “Adam James Neo make up the disabled problematic 3” except now it’s the “dead/sort of dead, disabled problematic 3” CAN YOU TELL HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS SHOW) And In general, seeing struggles that I am currently going through at one of the worst points in my life first lead to the main character being ignored, then not even helped as she PRACTICALLY DRINKS THE KOOLAID, and then have herself “reset” so she’s “Back to normal Ruby!” Yeah fuck you and I genuinely don’t care if V10 is ever a thing. Maybe it will be, maybe it won’t, maybe they’ll just buy some more fucking cars.

It’s only a smidgeon above V8 for me, because despite it all, nothing will ever offend me more than the bullshit they pulled on Penny. I plan to talk about that eventually but… it’ll be a lot.

#rwde

[theladypeace]

@updogg123

Modern Criminal AU

Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang become a criminal group.

Yang had involved herself in all types of trouble since a young age. On the way, she met Blake. Blake doesn’t talk about her past, but it’s clear she’s very skilled. Yang invites her sister later on. Weiss comes along too after she realizes she needs to get away from her family, her father specifically.

They steal from the rich. They keep some of it for themselves, but most of it goes to charity. Jaune, Nora, Pyrrha, and Ren join them sometimes.

They used to work for Ozpin, but he retired from the criminal lifestyle. STRQ used to work for him too, but since they group disbanded, it stopped.

Oscar is an orphan boy who bumps into Oz one day under interesting circumstances. They become friends.

The ships will probably be Whiterose, Bumbleby, Cloqwork, Arkos, Renora, and Rosebird.

I have much more I want to talk about, but I might make this a fic in the future, so I don’t want to spoil anything.

Summer and Raven as Ruby and Yang’s Parents

This connects to the criminal au.

Summer is alive in this AU! They slowly fell in love and got together. Summer convinced Raven to get married and have kids.

Tai was the sperm donor. Raven got pregnant first and had Yang. Two years later, they decided to do the process again. Summer got pregnant with Ruby.

Ruby and Yang are aware Tai is their biological father. He’s more like their uncle though.

Evil Ruby AU

Everything is about the same until volume 8. Ruby starts stressing out more and more.

Ruby starts making more dangerous decisions. Yang, Jaune, Ren and Oscar openly speak against this, and so she turns on them.

They all find out that Ozpin is back. Oz tries to reason with Ruby. She refuses to change her mind.

Weiss, Blake, Nora, and Penny join Ruby’s side. However, Weiss seems to be the only one who is completely and utterly loyal to Ruby. The rest of them are hesitant.

During the argument, the truth about Raven being the Spring Maiden comes out, causing more tension in the air.

Ruby puts JOYR on the bench by making them go to Mantle, away from the real action up in Atlas.

Because of how Ruby is acting, seeing any of the villains will make her snap and every one is worrying what’ll happen to her.

Evil Oscar AU

I’ve written a few posts about this AU already. The tag is Evil Oscar Pine and Villain!Oscar Pine if you want to look at it.

Salem and Oz Team Up AU

The Gods are powerful— way more powerful than Salem and Oz combined— and that means that the villains and protagonists now have another, another enemy.

The Gods are clearly a threat, and Salem nor Oz can fight them so the solution is; temporarily team up. No one is happy about it, but it needs to be done. I have so many interactions in mind 👀

Oscar and Neo Become Friends

I’m not sure how it would happen, but I think they’d be good friends.

He helps her redeem herself. He gets her to listen to him and understand that Ruby didn’t kill Roman.

Oscar, for some reason, knows sign language and is the only one who can communicate with Neo.

They’re the same height and that’s hilarious to me, idk why.

Dadpin approves of this strange friendship.

#rwby #AU ideas #rwby aus

[pyroanime2k16]

Rosebird Week Day 8/Free Day: Reunion

@rose-bird-week

Welcome to the final day of Rosebird Week! Note that this chapter is MIGHT be featured in my Grimm Guardians AU (@rwby-grimm-guardians), as this takes place in the same universe as that. As usual, please give constructive criticism.

Enjoy!

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‘Well… That went better than I expected.’ Raven thought as she opened a portal. She and Yang finally reconnected after ages since the blonde’s birth. Since Summer had her memories back, she gave Yang the answer as to why Raven left in the first place. And honestly, Yang was proud of how selfless her mother was. To know that her mother gave up spending time with Taiyang and her own daughter in order to protect them made her glad that she cared about them to go that far.

Raven then looked at Yang and asked, “You said...Summer was still with you, correct?” Yang nodded, “I assume you want to talk to her?” The black haired woman nodded, attempting to hide her blush. “Since she hasn’t seen me in a long time, I’m sure she’ll want to get ready first.” Raven said with Yang nodding in agreement. “Yeah, that sounds reasonable.” Weiss said.

The blonde gave her mother a quick, but much needed hug. “Be sure to let your sister now that I look forward to meeting her.” The taller of the two said. Her daughter nodded, “I will. Let’s go, Weiss. Time to be reunited with your girlfriend!” “Ruby’s not my girlfriend!” The former heiress shouted in embarrassment, before going as red as the RWBY leader’s cloak. “Not yet...at least.”

The two other women laughed as Yang said, “You’ll get there soon.” Soon, Yang and Weiss went through the portal. Raven waited for about 5 minutes before a tall, white clad woman with black hair and red highlights. Had Raven not know about Summer’s resurrection, she’d be confused as hell as to who this woman was. “It’s been a while, Rae.” The woman said and just the voice alone made the bandit wanting to cry tears of joy.

“Hey, Summer.” The bandit said, trying to keep herself together until the two were in the privacy of her tent. Summer then looked to spot the rest of the Tribe looking at the two of them and put on a smile. “Heya! I’m Summer, Raven’s girlfriend. Nice to meet you!” She said loudly. “Also, if you got a problem with it, fight me in the pits of Hell. You’ll be begging for mercy within ten seconds of the fight.”

Raven would’ve panicked had the now taller Summer not said that last bit. Normally, the bandits would try to fight and put Summer in her place. However, they could vaguely tell that she was now part Soul Grimm, meaning that they would lose against her, no matter what. Plus, they knew how terrifying Raven was on her own, so whether they liked it or not, they backed off.

Summer then looked at Vernal, one of the tribe leader’s most trusted bandits and smiled, “Except you. You in the good books, hun.” Vernal nervously laughed as her leader sighed, rubbing her eyes. “Thanks…” The brunette said, only to genuinely chuckle as the white clad woman was pulled into Raven’s tent by the tribe leader. She then proceeded to sit outside and guard it to make sure the two had their privacy.

Raven sighed as she and her former leader sat down at her table, “I see you haven’t changed that much.” Her former leader gave a sad smile, “We’ve both changed, thanks to what happened to me.” The two sat in silence for two whole minutes, until Raven hugged the taller woman tightly. “I missed you, Summer...so fucking much.” The red clad bandit said, voice cracking. Summer smiled and hugged her back, “I missed you too, Raven.”

The taller woman began rubbing the bandit leader’s back as the latter started to cry. “It’s okay. I got you.” Summer said as Raven’s hold on her tightened. They sat like that for a few minutes until the red clad woman eventually calmed down. “Sorry…” Raven mumbled, receiving a kiss on the forehead from her former leader. “It’s okay.” She said, kissing the tribe leader. The shorter woman kissed her back.

One kiss turned into two, two turned into five, and five turned into ten as the two women laid on the bed for their first night of passion in over sixteen years.

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The next morning came...and honestly, neither of the two wanted it to come. After getting dressed from last night’s activities, Summer and Raven went outside as the tribe leader opened a portal for the former STRQ leader. Summer gave the tribe leader her cloak, the very same cloak she wore all those years ago. “I...know it’s a bit much to ask you to come back with me.” The taller woman said.

“So you’re giving me a choice?” Raven asked. Her former leader nodded, “I don’t want to force you. Just think about it.” “When we see each other again, you can give me your answer then. Sound good?” She asked, receiving a reluctant nod from her partner. Summer smiled as the two shared one more kiss, before the taller of the two walked towards the portal. Summer gave Raven a sad smile as she said, “Je t'aime, Raven Branwen.”

The tribe leader tried to keep her composure long enough as she replied, “Rwy'n dy garu di, Summer Rose. Don’t forget about me this time, okay?” The former STRQ leader smiled and nodded, “It won’t happen again. I promise.” After that, she went through the portal, which closed behind her. Raven felt tears run down her cheeks as her former leader left, wrapping Summer’s cloak around herself.

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The next time Summer and Raven see each other was at the Belladonna household. Raven had just finished taking out Cinder Fall and now she once again face to face with her former leader. “Not gonna lie, I...didn’t expect you to be here.” Summer said. The elder Branwen nodded in agreement, “Neither did I. Though I had to be here, considering what I need to protect.” The former STRQ leader smiled, receiving another in return.

“I believe you have someone to meet.” Summer said, earning a raised eyebrow from her partner. The white clad woman chuckled as she motioned Ruby to join her. ‘Oh shit. I am NOT ready for this.’ The tribe leader thought as she began to panic internally. As Ruby stood next to her mother, Summer said something Raven didn’t expect, “Raven, this is Ruby. Ruby, this is Raven Branwen. She’s also your mom.”

The elder Branwen felt like time had stopped. Summer had just said that she was her daughter’s mom as well. Before Raven could react, Ruby gave her trademark smile and hugged the elder Branwen. Yang looked at Blake, who smiled and nodded, causing the blonde to go towards the tribe leader. It was only when Yang also went up to her and hugged her that she understood.

Ruby was also her daughter, much like how Yang was also Summer’s. In the end, there was no difference, regardless of the surname or blood running through their veins. The tribe leader hugged her daughters back tightly as she looked at her former leader, who gave her a small smile. “So. Have you thought about an answer?” She asked.

Raven nodded, “I...think I will join you. Under the circumstance that I don’t fuck up.” “We all make mistakes, so don’t worry too much about it.” The former STRQ leader said. “Besides, if you do, I’ll be there to make sure it doesn’t happen.” “You better.” Raven smirked as the two women shared a small kiss.

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Translation from Welsh: Rwy'n dy garu di = I love you

Translation from French: Je t'aime = I love you

I was REALLY looking forward to writing this one and I think it turned out well. I WAS gonna add some nsfw here, but decided against it. I’ll add it when I get to this point in my AU. Let me know if you liked what I wrote for Rosebird Week and tell me what I could improve on. See ya later!

#Summer Rose #crescent rose #raven branwen #rwby #rwby au #rose-bird-week #rwby-grimm-guardians #yang xiao long #ruby rose #blake bellodona #weiss schnee #vernal rwby #nsfw.....MAYBE??? I have no idea

[knightofbalance-13]

http://dudeblade.tumblr.com/post/166148145370/chibi-review-19-21

Please tell me he isn’t doing this crap for Volume 5.

1. I don’t even know what this was. Neptune was complaining that Yang wasn’t acting like a femme woman? I don’t get why we sympathize with Neptune here. Yang punching him was well-justified as there are no real female targets in marketing. You can have dancers, sporty girls, nerdy girls, or - Y’know, just watch the end of Nostalgia Critic’s Sharknado Review to understand why I don’t sympathize with Neptune here.

YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSE TO!

The punchline of the joke WAS Yang punching him! You weren’t suppose to sympathize with Neptune: Otherwise, Neptune would have won. But he didn’t and the joke was right there! You completely missed the joke!

You also forgot to describe what he was saying or what everyone;s reactions are so you even fail THERE!

And PS: Apparently you were too lazy to even give your own explanation.

2. I actually had to go back to rewatch this because it was obvious that Roman and Neo were just pulling a scam. Even if they were trying to go legit, they were failing so spectacularly at it to the point that it just wasn’t that funny.

Didn’t mention how they were spoofing commercials, didn’t describe any of their plans, didn’t eve describe the punchline!

Stop reviewing. You suck at it. It’s at the point I can’t give you anything to improve on because you fail to even DO the basics!

3. I already don’t have a high opinion of Jaune, so I’m not going to review this particular sketch because I will openly admit to not being able to do this professionally. Just know that I think that Jaune has a flimsy grasp on how TV works, and how the real world works. 

And yet you think you should do it else where because...why? You don’t get credit for admitting to something after doing it around fifty times.

1. Goddammit Neptune. You were one of the more likable male characters that actually had yet to do something uncool, and now you ran over a person? Be thankful that this isn’t canon, or that would have sent your likability levels down the drain… Screw it, I’m blaming Jaune for distracting him so that I can keep liking Neptune. It’s healthier for me.

Jesus fucking christ, I’ve seen Mr.Enter handle dark humor better than you. ANd he’s INFAMOUS for not being able to do so. Also, way to say you were gonna be professional do something completely unprofessional.  And finally: WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE SKIT! You described a second of it: That’s not enough to make any sort of evaluation!

2. Figures that this would happen. Gotta make the male gender the idiots huh? Well, actually, the idea of making the girls the ones who would use brute force to escape is actually fairly funny, and making the supposedly more competent males the ones in need of rescue is a nice subversion that should be done more often… But why couldn’t have they eaten Jaune before Yang had busted them out? Just kill the one character that’s the source of 85% of rwde’s anger. He’ll be back next episode. It’s episodic, who needs consistency?

Once againL: Doesn’t explain a single thing. DO YOUR WORK!

Also: there are more males than Qrow, Jaune, SUn and Neptune. Just because there is a series escalation in jokes doesn’t mean it’s sexist. Unlike you, who only liked this because it appeases your misandric ass.

. one: How did that not break Cinder’s heels? two: why is it that Jessica has more emotion here rather than in canon? three: I’m with Cinder on this one, this is idiotic. four: How did Roman get Emerald in on this? five: Neo’s ‘pointness‘ was stolen by the rimshot beowolf. six: why would a cannon help? - One of the characters survived TERMINAL VELOCITY! Not even survived it, she SHRUGGED IT OFF! seven: Why didn’t Cinder fire him earlier? Roman is clearly more incompetent in this world than in anything. eight: Can we just acknowledge that we’re probably getting a battle of the bands between the girls’ band, the boys’ band, and ‘trouble cleft’ at some point in the future? I feel as if that’s actually going to happen.

Rule Of FUnny. Once again, you do not take a joke. I’d give you credit for actually describing the set up...but you purposefully ignore the fact taht comedy doesn’t always follow logic and you fail to actually CRITIQUE it. SO no credit.

1. Remnant has Halloween apparently. And it also celebrates the same traditions we do… So many questions. So little actual jokes. It’s just Floyd the Gheist getting stabbed. One joke. And it’s a dark joke… There’s potential here, I can tell, but I don’t know what it is. If someone has an idea, leave it in the comments or something. I know that this can be improved, but I don’t know how exactly.

DOn’t even try pretending you’re doing criticism now: You failed a long time ago.

Also: It’s a fucking halloween special: They do this shit all teh fucking time. Stop nitpicxking because you are a control freak.

And no: The joke is that was trying to scare people but it backfired on him. You fail for the SEVENTH time.

2. I knew that Nora was making a love potion immediately. I mean, this is the chibified yandare Nora that makes her into a Ren-Obsessed psychopath. If it wasn’t a love potion, it would be a potion to turn Ren into a slave… Well, I just fueled about twenty fanfictions worth of some possible smut fiction… And to be honest, if they had had Pyrrha slip her head back in and ask if Nora could make some for her (for reasons) that would have been a better punchline than Ren being in the cauldron… Or alternatively, it would have added to it.

Took you eight tries but you finally managed to actually describe the entire joke...too bad you just mumbled a bit and moved on so no credit.

3. I looked it up. Lindsay’s birthday is actually September 6. I hope that Ruby’s birthday is actually canonically October 31. That would help out SO many fanfiction writers. And to be honest, I personally think that it would be funnier if Ruby gets to have a costume party every year. The whole “It’s my birthday” thing and making others give her candy feels… out of character for someone like Ruby. I get that it’s her sweet tooth that’s probably doing most of the talking, but the whole abusing it feels so… Not-Ruby. But hey. If they had just added the word “Rosebird” to her costume, that would have been an accurate representation of me.

Fucking comedy spin off. Learn to fucking think. Also, again, not enough description so no points!

The only thing i can say is: PUT EFFORT INTO IT! Reviewing is an extensive and hard art that takes a lot of thought and a lot of effort: Something you put NEITHER into here. Your failings are so epic that it would take an entire post just for you to start out at the level of a BEGINNER

0/9, you fail.

#rw/de bullshit #dudeblade