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lizaluvsthis · 4 months

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what is good about cnb? i see lots of a art thought i ask creator

Oh my- looks like we pulled a new curious person off the peeps!

(CnB) Coffee N' Bombs - Brewing Romance AU is an inspiration from the first full episode in the SMG4 Channel called "SMG4: SMG3'S BOMB CAFE"

I really liked the whole model and details from the inside and outside of Three's new Cafe and at first I've been picturing about Smg4 working there- but nahh he just worked there once its not like theres gonna be an au abou-

I came in tumblr a few months back and some anon asked me what kind of design SMG4's attire would be since he works as a waitress from Three's coffee n bombs.

For a second my mind went blank of what the uniform would look like so- I gave myself on and on about some few details getting inspired by watching some other episodes of SMG4's

So then- I made the hat and I thought of something that reminded me about- a reversible color!

(A few years back I bought this octopus which was cute and then I figured it was reversible by looking underneath and putting the detail here- I was like- ah Liz you're gonna make it look so special!)

Straight in to detail that the fabric used from this hat is silk, with polkadots! And it was made by Three :>

For the pride pins I also thought of- "hey- this is a crazy idea but what if I also created a pride pin next to his apron. But instead it's a bomb than just a regular circular pin." Then there represents Four having the bi bomb flag :)

The Apron is specifically made by me on which where its all gotta be purple themed since it is his cafe and everything is purple and purple to a color black!

For the shoes tho- I might've gave myself a try to say it's one of those glow in the dark classic shoes- glow in the dark has been my favorite types of stuff to look on or even paint, the nostalgic vibe of being a small kid having fun observing and using glow in the dark (bracelets) for example- is like a funny thing and a classic thing to have.

Then that calls for it. "Heck why not?"

Theres the bomb logo and also the spilled coffee logo, it was designed by our man Three to himself.

It feels sort of childish to put in when four complains about glow in the dark having it as a childish thing- good thing three back fires in about his shoes having wheels XD (it might seem to be for kids but its all for ages and above ^^)

The gloves were designed for funziez and making it feels like getting sent back on the themed black and white (sia or melanie martinez the hair color or if you fancy it enough going back to the earliest movies that has black and white colors)

Even putting on a aymbol of "S.U.L." on the back of the gloves and Four's "IV" roman numeral signature on the palm of his gloves.

And even for the tiniest detail from his hairtie having the color of red and his slit pants on the ends. (Also including the part of the three-beaned pin that only four made it special for him and three only)

Lets put up the post!

This inspired so much from the design that my followers or other people had want to try it out!

Then coming upon the reply from @shygirl4991 therefore the AU was born/created, they thought about wanting to write about this cafe au and I let them in for ideas and for writing the fic. :D

I pulled out a new attire for Three's outfit (ngl he looks like purp-

And now there is- the release of the first chapter-

Before the first chapter- Shay gave it a title of "Brewing Romance" since its a silly fic for these two gay boys working together on the cafe :>

Again I'm only an artist who does doodles or design stuff the real person who created this is @shygirl4991 by mentioning it as "Cafe AU" thats where it's been born :)

CnB Brewing Romance AU is a fun space for our two fruits getting together and such ^^ this AU is made for fun relating to also the cafe shop itself.

(We'd also like to thank you for all of the artists who made those lovely fanarts <3)

To the point where I accidentally created a meme out of the two.

Man behind the coffee/memes (slaughter) as smg3

And the Fish Flounder as Smg4

If people would like to put their ocs there for fun you can make art out of it.

(Shoot I'm making it longer- AHHGGR)

Whats cnb br au?

Its a silly au me and shay made and made it alive for the shippers

Whats good about it?

The two gay boys

The designed details from their attires

Karen.

Bringing from the fic for angst/fluff

Whose Idea was the fic?

All on for Shay ^^

Who created it?

I did the design mostly people thought it was all on me but its shay's :)

When is the date of creation?

December 9, 2023

Can we make fanarts out of it?

Yes you can by mentioning/tagging me and @shygirl4991

Whats in it for this au?

Me and Shay collaborated this

These two boys

The whole ass journey and coming into developments

Karen?

Yes. She works here :) design of hers will come out soon tho.

What about the other characters like Mario?

Oh they will come out- as side characters only :>

Where does this AU focus on?

Dealing with trauma

Four getting a job since he's broke af

The past memories

Development - Chemistry

Changing.

How does putting our ocs in the au work?

You can put your oc for ex. Ordering, chilling on le table, sipping your coffee, idk pay for those bombs(?), commit arso-, selfie on yourself (if you have any other ocs you'd want to add- you can), pride bombs, make yourself as an employee i guess? All whatever your choices.

Except-

NSFW (or oc x canon <that has smg4 or smg3>)

(Pls dont be mistaken I dont like oc x canon- I only said no oc x SMG3/SMG4 cuz its a br au and the main focus is four and three being duperly inlove and sh-t TUT)

Spaghetti. Spaghetti is not available in a coffee shop.

Does this au contain with the canon events/arc?

It has the arc and event but it contains non-canon creation. Due to some remake of the scenes.

Did luke approved of this?/j

Not yet :)

I'm not even sure if he uses tumblr atp

Do you have any other works of yours and shay about this au?

I am planning on making a side fic that'll come out very soon

Theres a quick doodle/sketch about it

Some personal diary or info Three picks up (including sticky notes)

Shay is still working and doing their best for the future chapters 'u'

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What happens in the future chapter?

You'll have to wait and see. (Again I keep getting this even relating about zero that is a spoiler I'm not trying to be like gooseworx here pls stop-)

Wait what memes are you talking about?

Fnaf for Man behind the slaughter but instead it's SMG3 being the one whose purple guy and is called Man Behind The Coffee

Flounder from Ariel whose a fish and Four looked like one because of his ponytail looking like the fish's tail

What orders do they have in there?

Coffee:

Normal Coffee

Special White Mocha

Matcha Gun Powder Latte

Soy Boy Flat White

Al Pacino

Wake me up before you cocoaf

Morning Brown

Cyanide Supreme Latte

Titanium Black (trust me you don't want to try this)

café minuit (midnight)

Bombs:

Tsar Bomba

Hydrogen bomb

Fat man

Little Boy

Refined uranium

Saturnist Capurn

NUKE CHONK (DONT-)

Displays/Collections/Accessories:

Eggdog plush

Smg3 mugs

Pride Bombs

Stickers

A button. (Do it at your own risk)

Foodies/Food/Snacks:

Non-Donut (its invisible but more of an air food)

Gun powdered donut (white or brown)

Shinkled donut

Pieced- cake

Chompstick (chocolate stick)

Breed Bread (it has raisins)

KWASON (croissant)

Waffu Daffus (waffles)

DEADLY DUNGLE (its a spiciest donut I warned you.)

Nomul Chaki (a "normal" chocolate...)

Whats something that was mentioned from the design?

Terrance.

Did you plan on making this au?

Nope but for some reason we're here thanks to my artwork and shay :DD

Does PuzzleVision or TV Adware exist in this?

No.

Will the side characters make an appearance?

...

Is it true that Karen and Meggy both gossip about the boys?

Yep- kinda hilarious now that Karen's here, she observes.

Where'd you get that idea about Karen and Meggy?

@anartisticalniche

Where can I see the fanarts section?

In my Introduction Page :)

Why don't you post this to twitter?

Twitter is for talking/rants

Tumblr is to share the post you want to share.

Plus twitter for me is a "not-safe-app" regardless on people sending death threats and doxxing. (Even elon musk.)

I'm not tryna reach out for Luke's attention when it comes to CnB I just did this for fun :3

Are you still hyped that they're still making the cafe shop's appearance?

Yes. You have NO idea.

How do you and shay feel about it?

Very- super- brain- storming ideas on the gays and the plots also the notes- we love this progress ^^

The gayness/fruitiness of these two

Will you and Shay be planning on something more than just CnB?

Shh-

Funny to ask but how old are you while collaborating this work?

I'm a minor-

Don't you find it weird to be friends with adults? Or having them as your fans?

(I get these asks alot) my final answer is no.

There are some other adults who are predators out there but not in my sight. I keep a closer eye on that. And I don't allow pedos or groomers here.

I don't really see what the problem is about when an adult likes a minor's work. It's artwork and most of ems crave for the ship and the ship itself its basically a free fun type for people who likes it. (Age regressor say no more cuz its all free to have fun here)

I have no idea why I made this too long but please carry on your glasses people-

#lizaluv #smg34 #smg4 #smg3 #smg4 smg3 #mario #smg3 coffee n bombs #shygirl4991

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andrewsneil · 2 years

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15 for Peter Parker but give me the gender analysis too bc I Know you've got some thoughts

gigi. i’m sorry if u actually read all of this. probably doesn’t make any sense bc i have an awful migraine and can barely see however! yes i love u

15. what are your sexuality head canons for peter?

ok so this isn’t abt any specific version of peter but i’m emotionally attached to both tasm!peter and mcu!peter so. basically there’s a weird combo of both of them in my head and THATS peter parker. anyway. he’s bisexual. like there’s no way to deny this or argue w me, andrew garfield didn’t peace sign during his exit in nwh for people to say?? he’s not bisexual. like he just is. i don’t think he necessarily has a preference either way, and i don’t know how to explain it but. i get such james potter vibes from peter in the sense that. he’s such a fucking stupidly hopeless romantic that he always has to have feelings for someone at some point. like. all of the sappy shit has to be pointed towards someone. i think he’s the type to fall in love so quickly, but doesn’t fall out of it easily at all.

mcu peter wouldn’t even have to come out to may, she’d just know. but when he did come out, you can bet that she bought him a pride flag for his room and hung it up whilst he was at school. also think that tony would’ve been oblivious to it for so long. even if tony’s bi i can’t help but think that man has the most awful gaydar in the entire world. peter could wear a bi pin on his jacket and tony would think “oh cute he’s an ally!”

ok but for tasm peter specifically, i don’t think he’d necessarily be “woah look at me i love to get dicked down” but if you’re important to him, you knew. tbh he also has the vibes of like,,, everyone knows but peter genuinely thinks he’s good at hiding it? like. everyone looks at him and thinks there’s no fucking way he’s not queer in some way but he thinks he passes as straight. like… harry and peter in tasm specifically. there was smth going on there i don’t care. i know a lot abt unhealthy homoerotic friendships and that was one of them!

gender time ok. i don’t imagine any version of peter parker to be cis. maybe this is me projecting a little but i think he’s very much always been in the sense of “oh i don’t rlly feel like a boy but the idea of thinking about that seems too stressful so i’ll just ignore it and move on!” i imagine him to be comfortable w he/they pronouns, except people pretty much exclusively use he/him because he’s quite masculine appearance wise.

OH ok u can’t tell me that like. ned and peter wouldn’t be watching star wars building lego, talking abt dumb shit one night. peter has a tendency to,, if he’s thinking abt smth? he can’t not say it. he’s impulsive as fuck, it’s because he’s a leo. i think he’d just ask ned if he’d always felt like a guy, and then ned would sort of. ask peter the same thing and he’d say no, that he doesn’t necessarily feel like a guy, and he definitely doesn’t feel like a girl either, just something else. ned is the type of friend to exclusively use they/them to refer to peter just because he knows he doesn’t get called that a lot, he’d do anything to make him happy? i think peter would also start loving hanging out w mj because she automatically refers to anyone by they/them until she knows their preferred pronouns.

i don’t know why but i can imagine tasm peter coming out as nonbinary but only as spiderman. he’d have a bisexual flag pin and a nonbinary pinned to his suit sometimes, would correct people on his pronouns in a snarky way whilst he’s fighting them, but then irl he’d be so awkward he wouldn’t ever imagine actually correcting people? i think he’d come out to gwen, and maybe harry would just always know, may knew everything about him so she’s know, even if he’d never told her. in a cute lil au where u know. gwen doesn’t get her back broke, she’d be the type of person to always correct people on peter’s pronouns for him bc she knows it bothers him but he’d never say anything. so if someone aggressively refers to peter as only he/him she just ?? “hey u know he also likes they/them too, right? why don’t you use that too then, mix it up a little” she’d just be the most supportive ever idc. tasm peter SPECIFICALLY gives off the he/they bisexual energy however. most of my thoughts abt that peter shift onto the others, so now tom’s peter is definitely not straight either !!

i will say tho, i think peter would be the type to not care abt gendered terms. his heart absolutely bursts whenever anyone calls him pretty (boy) it’s his favourite compliment. he LOVES being called someone’s boyfriend, definitely comfortable w that term too. like he’d just get so giddy whenever anyone called him a pretty boy he wouldn’t even think “oh i’m not even a boy what does this mean?” he’d just enjoy the term !!!

fandom ask games / my ask box

#gigi #wife <3 #feel like i need a specific tag that’s just me rambling abt my comfort characters #hm #radiosil3nce #maddie talks utter shite #that can be it

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canyourscienceexplainthis · 3 years

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An Updated Version of !Lush Sokka!

The first thing Zuko notices is the smell. His nose is met with the scent of orange, rose, coconut, and probably a million other scents, all mixed together. He hasn’t even entered the store yet, but he knows that as soon as he does he’ll face a true assault to his senses. How does Azula actually like this smelly shit, he wonders, standing outside the shop doors.

There’s dozens of different products in the windows, all multicoloured and strange-shaped. If Zuko’s life depended on it he probably couldn't tell what product served what purpose.

There’s multiple glossy bars that he figures are probably soap, but why would anyone need such a broad selection of soap? Soap is soap!

There’s also chalky bars molded into different shapes on the shelf below. There are so many colours and shapes; green dinosaurs, red hearts, pink and orange peaches, and blue robots, but most of them are just glittery spheres.

There are black bottles upon bottles of products with silly names like “Honey I Washed the Kids,” and “D’fluff” stacked neatly at the bottom of the window.

Zuko is completely out of his element.

He takes a breath and remembers Ty Lee telling him that this is Azula’s favourite shop.

“She loves their stuff! I mean, she doesn’t care about their stance on animal testing or veganism, but she likes the smells; especially any of the lavender products,” Ty Lee had said when he admitted that he hadn’t gotten her a gift yet.

He’s shopping for her 21st birthday after all, and if this is what she likes he’ll brave the perplexing aroma and entirely too broad soap selection to get his little sister a gift that’ll make her happy.

“Fuck,” he huffs under his breath. He sucks in one last lungful of semi-fresh mall air before walking into the store.

Stepping into the shop he realizes that, sure enough, the smell emanating into the hall is nothing compared to the floral wave that hits him as soon as he passes through the door. It’s not a bad smell, he thinks, just a lot to take in at once.

He starts looking through the myriad of products. There are so many bottles and black pots with ‘witty’ names. He seriously can’t believe that his type-a, high strung little sister has ever even stepped foot in this store let alone uses their products regularly.

He walks around the store aimlessly for a few minutes, trying to figure out the lay of the land. He ends up in front of the bath bomb selection. Just as he’s sniffing at a ‘sex bomb’ and thinking about how he never wants to imagine his baby sister using such a thing, like ever, he is interrupted by a voice behind him asking, “can I help you find anything?”

The words, ‘I’m fine, just browsing,’ are ready on his tongue as Zuko turns around. He doesn't say them though. He doesn't say anything for what feels like ages. He’s suddenly face to face with one of the sales reps, a guy so gorgeous his mind to mouth communication goes ‘error 404 page not found.’ The guy has half blue and half pink hair thats been french braided into a short ponytail at the top of his head. The sides of his head are shaved, and the blue and pink of his braid mix together like a sunset on a cloudy summer evening. The guy’s name tags says Sokka. Zuko meets his eyes for a moment. Blue, is all his stupid mind says. So blue. Sokka pushing his wide framed glasses higher up the bridge of his nose and giving a soft “mhmm” rips Zuko out of his hypnotized daze.

I’m...uh—” Zuko sputters, clearing his throat, “looking for a birthday gift for my sister.”

Zuko lowers his gaze in an effort to hide the blush that he knows must be creeping up his cheeks. He notes that the cute sales guy—Sokka—is wearing a lanyard with buttons pinned all over it. theres a cactus pin, a button that says they/them, another is the bi flag, and one is a red hand against a black background. As subtly as possible (which, in hindsight, he thinks probably wasn't that subtle) he scans the truly breathtaking person standing before him. his nails are painted with chipped neon green nail polish. Under his black apron he’s wearing a baggy blue sweatshirt and grey shorts. Are those—oh my god he’s wearing crocs.

“Okay I can help you find some stuff. You probably don't want to go with one of those, though,” Sokka points to the pink and purple jasmine bath bomb in Zuko’s hand.

“Yeah, definitely not,” Zuko agrees, placing it back in the stack.

“Do you know if she’s ever used any of our products before?” Sokka asks.

“Yeah, she has,” Zuko takes a moment to breathe. “I know she likes the lavender stuff.”

“Okay, great!” Sokka exclaims as he grabs a small black jar that was resting on the island beside them. “We have a whole bunch of lavender stuff. This is one of our more popular ones, it’s called Sleepy.” He twists the lid off and brings it up for Zuko to smell.

Zuko dips his nose near the purple lotion, and the lavender hits him immediately, but there’s also something else, something sweet and earthy that he can’t quite put his finger on.

“It’s a lavender base with tonka and ylang ylang. Pair it with this,” Sokka says, moving to the other side of the store in what Zuko’s still dumbstruck brain registers as slow motion. Sokka glides back with a multicoloured cloud shaped bar.

“This one is also called Sleepy, but it’s a bubble bar. Oh, I forgot to ask, do you know if she has a bathtub?”

“Yeah, I think so.”

“Okay perfect, Tell her to run a bath with this,” Sokka holds up the bubble bar, “and then put the cream on afterward. She’ll be so relaxed, I promise it’ll be the best sleep she’s ever had.”

“Ha!” Zuko nearly shouts. The image of a ‘relaxed’ Azula is the dictionary definition of unimaginable. “Is that a company guarantee?”

“If she isn't as calm as a monk on morphine just come back and ask for Sokka, and I will personally,” Sokka puts a hand to his chest and grins back at Zuko, “make it up to you.”

Zuko’s breath catches in his throat. Is he flirting with me? No...no way, Zuko, he’s just doing his job. God, you need to get it together and stop ogling the (objectively sexy) salesperson.

Zuko chokes out an awkward laugh. “Um, okay, will do.”

“Is there anything else I can help you find?”

“Uh, nope, I think that’ll be good.”

“Okay, I’ll check you out,” Sokka says, with what Zuko’s single remaining brain cell identifies as a wink.

Oh my god. He is flirting with me.

#atla #zuko #sokka #zukka #ty lee #azula #lush sokka!#ok y'all im very new at writing fiction so tell me if this is good or not #it is still a very rough idea but ya criticism is welcome #also #if yall know who came up with lush sokka lmk so i can credit them

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seerofmike · 4 years

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i feel like a huge portion of kpop fans are gay fetishists attracted to the idea of quote unquote feminine men and thats why theres so much bullshit

YES okay. okay let me rant for a minute. let me preface this by saying i am NOT a kpop shipper at ALL. this is going to be long so i’ll put it under a’ ‘read more’ because i’ve been holding it in for TWO FUCKING YEARS BABY!

being mlm in boygroup kpop fandom is literally so exhausting. 99% of the people who ship real life human men from boygroups are fetishists and i will tell u why

obviously we all know of a ship in a fandom where the characters' personalities are twisted to fit the heteronormative view of "top" and "bottom" --one character is hypermasculine (top) and the other one is feminine (bottom). there are typical traits associated with both. the ‘top’ is scary or mean or angry or serious while the ‘bottom’ is emotional or bubbly or shy. while this is egregious, at least its fictional characters. their personalities can be simplified or exaggerated and it doesnt cause any real life harm.

im going to define what i think of as a fetishist: a non-mlm person who overly sexualizes gay men/men they think are gay/gay ships, and forces them into heteronormative roles for their own pleasure. its not even limited to cishet women. plenty of non-mlm lgbt people do this too and its like disheartening. so anyways

enter the kpop fandom

i may be incredibly biased here because one of the most affected members [of bts] is my favorite kpop boy, but oh god is the ‘personality change/simplification’ thing AWFUL here. i do not go out of my way to find fanart or see fanfic threads, but being in the bts fandom, u will inevitably see it and i REALLY wish i didnt

so anyways. my favorite boy ever is hoseok. he is sweet and hardworking and very passionate about dance and he can be serious when needed, but ultimately he tries to be very lighthearted and will consistently laugh or make jokes or do something funny when the other members feel uncomfortable or awkward (mostly during english-speaking interviews). he kisses the members on the cheek a lot/hugs them a lot/cuddles them a lot [this is important for later okay]

of course, theres a lot more to him because he is a multi-faceted real life human being, and i don’t know him personally, but that’s a general idea of what he’s like, okay?

SHIPPERS will have you think differently. some video got popular on youtube ""proving"" that hoseok is a sadist (which is just clips of him jokingly playfighting with the younger members), and the video depicts him as secretly mean and serious, and shippers will use that to say "hoseok is a total top!" and then most fanart or imagines or fanfic threads you see are top!hoseok, using this imagined 'hoseok is a sadistic dom' narrative to fuel their fiction, because SOMEONE has to be the top, so they twist him into this hypermasculine mean person (and probably feminize the 'bottom' of their ship but more on that later)

EXCEPT it is not just fiction. this narrative bleeds into REAL LIFE. you have new armys who dont know anything about the shipping scene, and yet somehow the narrative of hoseok being a secretly mean, sadistic person has already made its way into them. in real life, hoseok likes rainbows and wearing nail stickers and putting glitter in his hair. yet people in the fandom will say shit like "hoseok hates femininity" "hoseok would never wear [thing] because he's a dom"

sometimes on twitter you have ppl like me who say uh actually you guys are really weird and this is fetishy and in real life hoseok is very nice and not sadistic at all, you will UNDOUBTEDLY get comments like "omg hoseok isnt cute/nice when will yall learn he’s secretly like [x] and [x]". you could post a video of hoseok with a puppy titled "wow cute" and u will get like 2 clowns in ur comments going 'hoseok isnt CUTE hes a sadist’ . i wish i was joking but i am not. they will do this for EVERY action hoseok does. he cannot blink without people twisting it into a sexual thing

[also, side note: its funny that, since hoseok is one of the least popular members and therefore one of the least shipped members, he is often the odd man out among pairings, and is assigned 'the straight one' by default, and 9 times out of 10 people who assign him 'the straight one' do all this 'dom daddy hoseok' shit.

which just goes to show that this is indeed a matter of heteronormativity.]

so anyways arguably the most popular ship with hoseok is with yoongi, sope. this absolutely happens to other ships probably but im just using them as an example because i see it the most, being a hobi stan

yoongi is very calm and thoughtful and kind and sometimes appears to be cold/having a bad attitude but its just because of the way he speaks, which is very bluntly. again hes a multi faceted real human and i do not know him personally but thats generally what hes like.

god the fandom. treats him SO BAD. so horribly. he's shorter than hoseok. he's shorter than hoseok and people will exaggerate that literal 1 inch height difference so bad and people will turn his whole personality into shy and blushy and In Love With Hoseok, so in love with hoseok that ‘he gets sad’ when hoseok doesn’t kiss him/hug him/or whatever and IT BLEEDS INTO REAL LIFE.

ANY time hoseok or yoongi do ANYTHING together at ALL, people will ALWAYS push the narrative that hoseok, being the mean sadist he is, is 'hurting' yoongi for not returning his undying love or whatever. hoseok did a vlive where he made bracelets for all the members and he considered putting a cat charm on yoongi's but ultimately decided not to because he was having difficulty and oh my GOD sope stans twisted it into 'hoseok HATES yoongi, yoongi would have been so happy, he would have worn that all the time, hoseok isnt affectionate he hates being close with other people after all :(' which is LITERALLY not true because hoseok gives all his homies good night kisses but okay! whatever fits your narrative!

PEOPLE ACTUALLY HATE HOSEOK BECAUSE OF THIS. BECAUSE OF A SHIP. BECAUSE OF THE MANUFACTURED NARRATIVE PUSHED ONTO HIM BY FETISHISTS SO HE COULD FIT INTO THEIR HETERONORMATIVE ‘TOP’ ROLE. not to be all wahh wahh hoseok is one of the least popular members BUT THIS IS LITERALLY A CONTRIBUTING FACTOR.

everyone """headcanons""" hoseok to be a top so they will make him a MEAN HYPERMASCULINE person. everyone """headcanons""" yoongi as a bottom so they will make him a SOFT UWU HYPERFEMININE person. shippers are literally pigeonholing the two of them into fujoshi-esque roles for jack-off material.

anyways this all boils down to: gay fetishists will do anything, ANYTHING, to twist characters or real life fucking people to fit their heteronormative view of top and bottom. top=mean and masculine, bottom=soft and feminine. hoseok is a real life human being. yoongi is a real life human being. they both have real life human personalities, and yet shippers twist their personalities into the opposite to fit their narrative, to the point where nonshippers will genuinely view the two of them as something theyre not.

you have tons of armys that theorize that hoseok's happiness is just a mask he puts on to hide a cruel nature. on twitter. on youtube. in fanart and fanfiction. you have tons of armys that truly believe that, despite literally all the evidence, believe he hates being cute, he hates being happy, he hates the members, and hes secretly a dom daddy fuckboy who wants to bend yoongi over a table. hes a real life human being and fetishists doing their fetish thing has real life consequences.

the same is true for bottom!hoseok stans: they overexaggerate his more cutesy personality traits and he does have a 'feminine' figure i.e. he has a rly small waist but they will overexaggerate that as well and give him huge hips and its disgusting but dom!hoseok is far more frequent with far more devastating consequences so i used that as an example but they’re both bad.

people who """"headcanon"""" [like actually headcanon/firmly believe and not just joking or lighthearted] that members are gay will force these types of roles onto the members. if someone genuinely believes that like, yoongi is gay/bi/whatever, and then try to force this subby soft uwu persona onto him, they have no respect for gay people. they dont. gay people are simply objects for their fantasies. their view of gay people is so one-dimensional and so driven by fetishists’ ideas that its actually disheartening.

and god bitches will deadass be homophobic yet still ship real ass human idols. not just for bts specifically but all boygroup fandoms. sometimes when you search up an idol's name, [idol] gay will be trending--whether it be because of people saying "im gay for him" or whatever, and a LOT of cishet people will try 'clearing' the searches because being gay is bad or something. people normally ‘clear’ the searches if something like [idol fat] or [idol ugly] are trending, which im telling you so you know the context that people only clear the searches when bad things are happening.

[never forget that time 'jungkook gay' was trending and bitches were like "lets clear the searches!" but their pinned tweet said some shit like "sub jungkook x dom jimin coffee shop smut au thread 🌈". bitches also be like i cant be homophobic i ship taekook]

and hoseok and yoongi arent the only ones affected ! we could get into why namjoon and jin (another popular ship) are often assigned 'dad' and 'mom' respectively, or the fact that gay fetishists not only twist members' personalities to fit their ship narrative, but will also force tropes onto them i.e. taehyung/jungkook shippers who will literally demonize jimin and call him a slut or say that he's trying to 'get in the way of' of taekook or 'steal' taehyung/jungkook but thats a whole DIFFERENT rant baby! racism/asian fetishism is also definitely a present factor in all of this but this focus was primarily on gay fetishism and heteronormativity.

oh my god i could also get into the severe transphobia/trans fetishism in this fandom too but this post is already long enough as it is

tl dr: gay fetishists will fetishize real life people and it has actual real life effects and we should ban straight women from shipping mlm

#nobody is going to read this but i just needed to let it out man #fucking hate bts stans #fucking hate kpoppies #fuck u if ur not mlm like actually

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