#lil is preggers

[see-anemone]

announcement

her majesty, queen guppy, sovereign ruler of the aquatic realm, joyously proclaims the impending arrival of royal progeny.

she carries the sacred duty of continuing the esteemed bloodline of the Guppy Dynasty ensuring the future of this noble lineage. long live the royal family and their forthcoming heirs!

(YO MY FISH IS PREGNANT IM GONNA HAVE MORE FISH IMFFHFHFHFHFHHF)

#MY FISH IS WITH CHILD #SHES PREGGERS #SHES SO #SHES GONNA HAVE LIL GUPPY CHILDREN #AND #AUAGAGGAGA #fishblr #marine animals #marine biology #marine life

[chateautae]

SO WHO WANTS AN MID DRABBLE TONIGHT?! (est timezone 😋)

#I’ve had this one for a while #it wasn’t even planned k just randomly thought of the idea and wanted to flesh it out and BAM IT WAS BORN #get a lil look at preggers wifey oc and taehyung being the sweetest husband 🥺 #sammy files #fic: maybe i do

[ashes-writing]

-- tell me why i'm sitting here contemplating a shane walsh thing in which he hooks up with reader on a random one night like.. eleven years BEFORE the apocalypse and then... reader turns up eleven years later... with a daughter who looks almost a dead ringer for them both.. oh and somehow, reader is connected to someone in the group.. ( toying with daryl/merle, tbh. )

#-- i fucking knew i should've seen this coming. i was watching random shane edits on tiktok and yt again. #-- and i always wondered how he would've been as a father. like we saw little glimpses of it. #-- blame it on my baby fever and the fact that i love jon bernthal #-- also i watched cold creek or smething with him in it and like.. now i have images in my brain of him meeting reader in a bar and #-- they have their lil weekend fling but he wakes up Sunday and she's gone. #-- she dips out on him. finds out she's preggers but has no wayto contact him. raises kid on her own. #-- sorry i'm just picturing daryl -and merle's reaction when they find out SHANE is the one night stand who fathered her kid.

[dioriysus]

also also steph would be such a lamb.. that girl was written to be precisely a daydream stan and then.. charmbracelet would follow i reckon

#mariah carey #stephanie brown #abmb is soo timsteph coded #music box too when shes preggers #i only wanted fits the lil period she comes back at the end of the robin series #imagining her screaming the lyrics to wbt in the car w tim just letting her be

[ryuzatodraws-archive]

Nihil was a less-than-stellar father to his sons, but do you think he'd be a good grandpa to Terzo's baby girl?

I think Hes gonna try and make it right.

“I may have not been there for you back then, but at least i can be here for you now”

Terzo at first reluctant but he can see how sincere he is , how at least happy his father look with his kid.

-Insert some internalised transphobia here because I have issues with it and I am simply projecting shjsjdhd-

And I mean hey, having another set of helping hands when it comes to raising a baby for a new parent? Hell yea

#it got a lil deep in the middle sorry hdhdhd #pregger au #omega / terzo / copia #the daddies in the woods #poly au

[piplupod]

THE ISOPODS ARE GETTING DOWN AND NASTY, the colony is saved !!! there is hope for the little guys !!!

#this is the most immature way to announce this im so fucking sorry fsdjkl #anyways yes they're sexing it up so fuck yeah hopefully it'll take and we'll have some babies in the next month or two #i cant remember how long gestation lasts for the lil dudes fsdjkl its been so long since i've had to look into it #will have to be careful not to freak them out even more now though otherwise if one is preggers they might drop the babies too early #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

[xxisxxisxxis]

One of my fave scenes messy Viv is the best Viv

Funny you say that bc she’s being messy as of rn in the part I’m currently writing😭

#gateway drug #she’s choosing a lil violence (verbally of course bc she’s trying to cut back on physically going after ppl since she’s preggers) #however there’s a scene coming up where that happens too🥴

[evilminji]

Okay but I just? Made myself snort?

Imagine~☆ Grandma Fenton. Young, hot, built like a tank.

She meets a SUAVE and well muscled man of mystery. With a CAPE! Fabulous facial hair. There are ninjas. She was hunting the Supernatural. Very, very badly.

But still! That Fenton STRENGTH. That smile! That "just back handed an assassin through a wall"! Mystery man is... intrigued ™.

They do unspeakable things to each other hot young nuible bodies against every surface they can find. There are explosions and sword fights. She has a BLAST! It was a great trip.

Prooooobably should have gotten more then his name though!

Maybe used protection!

WHOOPS ™!

Ah well, she always DID want kids! A jack is a wonderful kiddo! Strong as an ox! Bit obsessive, but what Fenton ISNT?

She goes about her merry way. Things to do! Monsters to HUNT! Crocodiles to WRESTLE! Feeling like... she's... forgetting? Something? But what could it BE?

It's only after YEARS, as she's retired, down a leg (damn Sasquatch) and two fingers, that she squints at some hoity toity shin-dig on the TV... and... huh.....

You know? That lil Wayne kid reminds her of someone. It's... it's on the tip of her to- OH FUCK! *slams down the morning paper* she forgot to tell her sprogs DAD!

Shit! He didn't know he got her preggers!!!

Which? Is how Ra's AL Ghul? Get a VERY sheepish call from that lion of a woman he had... relations *unholy smirk that makes SO MANY people around him uncomfortable* with, informing him? He not ONLY has a son.

But a grandson and granddaughter.

Neither fit to inherent, obviously. But his blood has run true. His son married the most powerful woman he could locate. Because studying the borders between life and death. And can snap lesser men in half like a twig. Grandchildren? Much of the same.

So obviously, he shall become... Supportive. A loving grandfather.

Why? Because he has no standards for them! They are but a pleasant suprise. The bloodline MIGHT be useful. Eventually. But for now? Charm champaign.

EVERYBODY loves Grandpapa Ra's, after all. :)

@hdgnj @babbling-babull @lolottes @dcxdpdabbles @the-witchhunter

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dc x dp prompt #minji's writing

[thickness-protection-program]

Pls summarize Naruto from start to finish

Ok strap in. A magical alien milf lands on earth and falls in love with an ugly human man and they fuck. Humans ain't shit and they tried to kill her for being a girlboss but after planting a giant tree and eating the magical fruit she easily killed a bunch of them including her ain't shit ass man too. Turns out she was preggers during the onslaught and gave birth to twin boys. Fast forward many years and they find out that she's a murderer bc she just kinda left the dead bodies in the backyard. They're like oh shit we gotta kill her now and she's like oh word? I gotta kill my son's now. They battle, she becomes a Kaiju, but the sons win. One of them becomes God on earth and the other becomes a security guard on the moon watching over milf mom. The moon was created as a prison. God then has two sons, one who's just an average Joe and the other is an edge lord. God is like only one of you will get my powers and so Joe and edge lord play rock paper scissors and Joe wins. Edge lord isn't happy about it so he makes anger his only personality trait for all eternity. Those two die but their spirits are constantly reincarnated into bisexual men's bodies who are constantly at war with each other when they just wanna fuck each other. It all leads into being reincarnated into Naruto (who's an industry plant and nepotism baby) and Sasuke (an alpha male podcaster that serves cunt) who fight to the death, fight to the death, and kiss a lil bit. Milf mom comes back to life bc the babadook makes a cameo appearance but Naruto and Sasuke play the uno reverse card and send her ass back to the pit. They fight a lil more and kiss a lil more but unfortunately they both lose an arm in the process but that doesn't stop them bc love wins! They saved the earth (oh yeah war #4 is going on this afternoon) and they end the cycle of hatred that plagued all their reincarnates so now they officially have minds of their own. It took 16 years for them to develop agency. The end.

[moremaybank]

Heyyyyy Lovely 🩷💕💖! I was wondering if we could get a JJ x routledge!reader when John B finds out readers pregnant, I LOVE YOUR WRITING KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!!!!!! 💝

warnings mentions of pregnancy, mentions of sexual relations, slight language

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You and JJ are on your way to the chateau. The atmosphere consists of a mix of nervousness and anticipation as the weight of your news hangs in the air. You're staring out at the sights from your window, your mind wandering and tuning out the noise of the radio. Your teeth are sunken into your bottom lip, and if you bite down any harder, you're sure to draw blood.

JJ knows you're stressed. It's written all over your face, not that he needs to look at you to know what's going on inside of that mind he loves so much. He steadies his left hand on the steering wheel, and reaches over the middle console to intertwine your fingers. His touch and voice pull you out of your anxious daze.

"It's gonna be okay, baby," he says. You turn to face him, and he looks over at you for as long as he can with a comforting look in hopes of calming your nerves. "Everything's gonna work out."

You sigh. "I'm just worried. He flipped when he found out we were dating, and now, there's a baby on the way? I just don't see this going all that smoothly."

"He flipped because he found me balls deep inside you. I don't think he would've taken that news so badly if he hadn't." You both laugh at his joke, and he gives your hand a squeeze. "He loves us. He'll be okay."

You smile at your boyfriend. He always knows exactly how to cheer you up, even when you can't see a way of doing so.

"I love you, y'know that? You keep me sane."

"I love you, and our lil' nugget," he grins, showing off his dimple. "'N John B will too. I promise."

-

When you two pull up to the chateau, you get out of the car and walk hand in hand to the door, and your heart races. Before knocking, JJ pulls you into him. His arms circle your body and he kisses your hairline. He murmurs a we got this, pretty girl against your skin. You don't know if he's talking about what your about to conquer, or the pregnancy, or both. Still, it doesn't matter, because having him by your side is everything.

The door swings open, and John B comes into view. "What's up you two?"

JJ quirks a brow. "How'd you know we were here?"

"Well, between your car horn going off when you locked it, and your loud, clunky-ass boots, you weren't exactly subtle with your arrival."

You all share a laugh and enter the chateau, heading to the living room.

"So, what's going on? Why'd you request a meeting with me?"

You roll your eyes, huffing a laugh. "You're so lame. And to answer your question, we actually have some news for you."

"Hmm," John B hums, pretending to be deep in thought. "JJ's finally gonna start paying me rent?"

"In your dreams, man," JJ replies. "'N I'm actually gonna be moving into Y/N's place."

John B's eyes flash with excitement. "Great! That means I don't have to listen to you two going at it like you've been in prison for ten years without getting any."

"Ew, no," you say. You exchange a glance with JJ, who gives you an encouraging nod. You hesitate for a moment, before finally deciding to tell him. "John B, JJ's moving in with me 'cause we're...pregnant."

You wait for the explosion, but it never comes. Instead, your statement is followed with silence and a dropped jaw. The longer it goes on, the more JJ loses his cool, and he eventually flips. He stands up abruptly, running his hand through his hair.

"Okay, look, dude. I know you probably wanna punch me out right now, or kick me in the nuts, but I swear, I-"

"Pregnant," John B repeats, eyes trained on you.

You gulp, nodding in confirmation. "Yup. Preggers."

John B's lips spread into a wide grin, and he yanks JJ back down so he can wrap you both in a group hug. The excitement is practically coming out of his ears as he squeezes you both tightly.

"Wait a sec. You're happy about this?" You ask, clearly in shock. "I thought you were gonna kill JJ."

"Are you kidding me?" John B kisses your cheek, then JJ's (who can't contain his laugh), and then your other one. "This is amazing! I'm gonna be an uncle! Oh my god, I gotta go buy a car seat for the Twinkie. And floaties for when Baby Maybank is on the Pogue, and-"

"Woah. You've got time, JB. I'm barely twelve weeks," you laugh. "But I am thrilled about your enthusiasm."

"Yeah, man. I thought you were going to kick my ass," JJ adds. "Definitely wasn't expecting all this."

John B's smile is infectious, and you instantly feel relief wash over you at the sight of his contagious enthusiasm. It warms your heart, seeing how happy he is about the news. You feel like you can breathe again, like you can truly be excited yourself about it all.

"I love you guys, and I know you're gonna make great parents. But you," he says, his eyes moving solely onto you. "You're still my baby sister. I'm gonna be with you every step of the way."

You smile up at him, cuddling into him more. "I love you too, uncle JB."

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[woetoy]

Killjoy is preggers with King Silvian's offspring right? What the heck is gonna pop out of him? Will they take after both of them or just one?

Sometimes he is, yeah! Tho Silvain typically makes dud eggs and they hatch into nothing. If they were viable, I think Killjoy would lay eggs that'd make little diminutive snakes similar to the King himself.

Otherwise Killjoy carries all kinds of weird creatures during his freaky pregnancies from the people and monsters around him. It's a fun game for Silvain to wait and see what pops out next from his funny lil jester.

#woetoyart

[yummycrummy]

Hello again!!!! I hope your doing well!! I was wondering does Lesley and Roy (smart Roy) have any wedding photos or anything photos with preggers Lesley? (I thought it would be super cute! ) have a wonderful day!!!

Heya!! I'm doing okay, heat is making me drowsy as heck eugh, but here's a few they took!!! ^-^ 💍 🍷 💒

Lil bonus:

#oh god should i tag em all #asks #aaAA #dhmisau #dhmis roy #dhmis lesley #smart roy #ucr #dhmis red guy #dhmis duck #dhmis shrignold #dhmis tony #dhmis colin #dhmis sketchbook #aUGH

[thewaywardcasgirl]

ok after the initial shock of 'tf did i just read?!🙃' I'm ready to offer my two cents on Big Dragon the novel

SPOILERS AHEAD (I'm on phone and don't know how to add a cut)

[it's a short novel and the extras (if any) are not available in english so it feels pretty rushed in the middle, the translation is bad so please bare with me]

it's a wattpad novel alright, the sex is constant and overwhelming, like it's a live character, it makes as many appearances as the two leads, literally every encounter they have post the video taping scene ends up in Dragon (Mungkorn) (hate?)fucking Big(Yai) senseless for hours on end (ok i know og novels of bls are badddd to begin with so credit to production team for wringing something anything palatable out of this hot mess)

these two have a violent history going back to freshman year, this part is pretty much glossed over in the series so far, (but they talk about it at the end of the novel so let's see) they have beaten the crap out of each other on several occasions before the fateful night

later they have some revelations through jealousy and half assef communication, and start (?) dating, but it's too anticlimactic as they're practically living together even before they realise they actually love eachother and Big announces this to his father* and officially moves in with Dragon, Dragon is dragging Big to mostly his own occasionally Bigs apt to fuck him raw every time Big does something out of anger or jealousy, they don't talk and resolve their issues they just fuck and move on to the next issue, rinse and repeat for a looong time

*yes the Big's father is a good father, a lovable goof and loves his son to no end, at least that parts pretty good i like this version of fathers

the bodyguards are pretty much bg characters and their relationship with their masters isn't as fleshed out as in the series but it's hinted so ok

the sister is mentioned once and there's no sign of a previous or new mother in Big's life,

they both have a string of ex female lovers and neither go exclusive for each other from the get go, they still try to date other women but Dragon doesn't get jealous until a man is involved with Big, Big on the other hand is jealous of anyone within a 2meter radius of Dragon

phi Da ain't his dominatrix, i was disappointed but again hat's off to the production team!

now the big engagement or should I say the non engagement, we get so lil of the lesbian couple! urgh! the girls simply run away to England with Dragon's help and Big finds out as they're about to leave, so it's a pretty short lived heartbreak that leads to their mutual confessions, it's a pretty much non existent plot

dragon's parents are never mentioned again

And now for the faen fatale the episode 11 material the big shabang the short lived breakup is caused by *drumrolls please* an mpreg scare!

yes you read that right and ohhh boyyy if they keep this in the show!! we're IN for a ride mates, like it's not funny, they never once laugh about it, it's real, real pain real emotions flying everywhichway, real heartbreak over mutual misunderstanding and lot of confusion,

like i said, A+ episode 11 material!! totally cursed 👌

Big in his streak of jealousy and being cut off from Dragon's lil dragon for too long drinks a "scientific potion" he got at a rave that it's inventor claimed can make men pregnant (worth mentioning - everytime Dragon ignores him for work for days on end, he does some stupid shit, he's a total bitchass princess about it, and ends up getting fucked raw, everytime)

now several months later, after the post engagement reconciliation, Big starts throwing up left and right and can't stand stinky food like fish, he thinks he's pregnant (enter the entire video of I'm pregnant you're not pregnant here coz that's what happened) again through miscommunication Big thinks despite Dragon wanting kids he just doesn't want one with him and wants him to abort it,

so Daddy's lil princess runs back home full dumped preggers mode and his father's just like 🤷 ok I'll take care of my grandchild that bf of yours can go fuck himself! while Dragon is actually concerned for his bf's life coz how the hell he gon deliver the babee?? (their himbo brains just *chef's kiss*) there's some mention of uterus but the translation is so bad i can't make head or tale of that part,

they finally talk and understand each other(?), a night of ceaseless pounding ensues, next day Dragon makes a doctor's appointment and the doc tells them flat no preggers here, they come back home and bawl their eyes out in eachother's arms, well Big more than Dragon, Dragon's just happy his bfs (ass) gon be safe, Big is disappointed he won't get to use the baby names he picked out (yes he did that)

and just like that they move back togather and continue to fuck till the end of times

(there's some talk about future kids and more dumbassery from Big about him not being able to get pregnant but that's to be expected after Dragon having fucked his brains out for over a year now)

for the finale Big takes Dragon back to the renovated club so they can "make some new good memories in the old place" where it all started,

and it ends as it started, with a big bang fest at the same suit (now renovated) two perfectly fucked up bookends to a perfectly fucked up story (affectionate)

*bows in you're welcome*

#big dragon #big dragon the series #big dragon novel #novel review #big dragon spoilers #i'm sleep deprived #so don't take this too seriously 😅 #im already loving this hot mess #imma continue watching the show and see how that turns out #this is the first time I've read a bl novel for a show #so I'm kinda excited for this experience and experiment #spoiler alert #big dragon review #thai bl #bl series #bl drama #bl book #long post

[deanwinchesterpregnant]

you asked for horny wincest so: ftm!dean wanting sam to knock him up sooo bad but being too self-conscious and dysphoric for it. their lifestyle couldn’t support a child & he’s stealth so he can’t have people seeing him. basically him pining his entire life to be preggers with sam’s baby.

thennn late season bunker era rolls around. things cool down a lil. they get more downtime & build a sense of safety and security in the bunker. dean is older now and he’s seen so much shit that a dude getting pregnant really doesn’t seem to insane to him. he finally feels comfortable enough to do this.

basically… desperate, messy, loving lateseason!wincest with ftm dean mpreg. dean waking up sam every morning and riding him. they’re both half asleep and all sleep soft but so turned on at the prospect of it sticking this time. and sam is sooo into the idea of knocking his brother up with his kid. round after round of sweaty, emotional sex, and then when dean finally gets the positive on the pregnancy test, sam lifts him onto the bathroom counter and eats him out within an inch of his life because he’s so fucking excited.

YEEOOOOOO I LOVE THIS!!!!! i fully agree with dean being stealth and not wanting to do it when he's younger but aaaaaah domestic late seasons wincest my beloved.....and gOD YES to sam being SO TURNED ON. like he's so proud of his virility lol. and the SEX AAAAA...imagine the dirty talk...bruhhhhh...this is so hot and sweet and good thank you <3

#spike's box #tinny-vinny #pregnant dean tag

[aroacehazama]

hazzy for the character ask game?

Favorite thing about them: I find his character arc in CF interesting! I'm a sucker for characters whose arcs focus on gaining their own identity and stuff like that, so he makes me a lil insane lolol. His growing resentment over being treated only as Terumi's vessel and the parallels between Hazzy splitting off from Terumi and Terumi splitting off from Susano'o also make me ill LMAO

Least favorite thing about them: Kinda tough cuz I really don't have anything I dislike about him tbh. I guess I wish there was more of his solo act (CF had a lot going on and I might be a lil biased cuz he's my fave, so this might be me nitpicking tbh lololol)

Favorite line: "Guess who's home and not preggers anymore!"

BroTP: Him and Relius

OTP: Ragna x Hazama or Hibiki x Hazama

NoTP: Hazama with most of the cast tbh. His vibes are the definition of "scaring the hoes"

Random headcanon: I like to think his does butterfly knife tricks while doing paperwork to keep him from getting too bored

Unpopular opinion: I really don't think he needs a redemption arc or anything like that. I see a lot of those AUs and they're fun and cool (hell, i even have one cooking up in my head, so i hope i didn't come off as rude/a hater here), but his fucked up and evilness is part of his charm to me

Song I associate with them: Gluttony Fang II

Favorite picture of them:

#thanks a lot for the ask!! #jormmy.txt

[gabessquishytum]

Hello, I’ve literally found your blog like 5 minutes ago… and you’ve already ticked over half of my top 10 kinks 😂 I think I’m in love with all of you

Anyway… any more thoughts on ovi/pregnancy kinks?

🧸

Omg hello new friend!! Welcome to smut hive mind, it's so good to meet you! I'm so glad you asked this because I am feral about it.

We've established that Dream is a possessive motherfucker who will gladly fuck Hob day and night... I think we also need to add a VERY hormonal Hob who is absolutely horny 24/7 once he's a couple of months into pregnancy into the equation. Hob demanding that Dream gives him what he needs ("I don't care if you're busy reading that ancient scroll, I need you to fuck me. Hell, read and fuck me at the same time.")

I like the idea that Hob gets to be a lil pillow princess if he's pregnant or looking after an egg or something. Dream wants him to be comfy and well fucked, that's his main priority. Hob literally can't find a single thing to complain about. He's tempted to let Dream keep him knocked up forever.

Also bc I'm ughhh depraved, Hob just getting very big during his pregnancy. He's low-key fascinated, how the fuck is their baby so huge??? Is this normal??? None of this is normal!!! (Cue hormone induced breakdown and Dream giving lots of comfort and cuddles). Maybe it turns out to be twins! Maybe the baby is just very big and strong and well loved.

Again just. Dream being feral over Hob’s pregnant body because he's so much, he's giving Dream everything and he's just beautiful. Dream talking Hob all the way to orgasm just by describing everything he loves and desire about him?? Yes please. I want to read 5000 words of body worship and Dream being horny over preggers Hob. Post pregnancy Hob also!!! He's all soft and curvy and Dream is falling in love all over again, he just wants to feed him and keep him warm and soft forever <3

Ooo maybe Hob "practicing" for pregnancy by hosting a dream or nightmare that needs time to gestate? Dream is like my love this is unnecessary,,, but Hob is all in, he wants to know how it's gonna feel when he carries their baby. And it turns out that he loves it and when it's time for the dream/nightmare to go into the world properly Hob is immediately demanding to be knocked up now. He wants like 20 kids, please. Dream is both on board with it and also wondering what he's got himself into, lol

#🧸 anon #dreamling #cw pregnancy #nsft #the sandman #...yes i am very into dreamling getting pregnant. do with that information what you will.