#linklamont

[sjweminem]

could not stop thinking about this

#linklamont #there you go jaime #orochimaru #naruto

[malienessan]

yellow and orange

Hi!

Yellow: what is your favorite season? Fall, always. I love the colors, the weather, the chill in the air. Just beautiful.

Orange: do you believe in magic? Yes! I do believe in magic, just as I believe in ghosts and aliens and 'something bigger than us'. Cause I need to think those things exist, if only to make life just a little bit more exciting.

Thank you! 💕

#ask malin #linklamont #color asks

[piranya]

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY I CANNOT WAIT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU AT A MESSER CONCERT IN PERSON AND BASH YOUR HEAD OPEN WITH A ROCK WHILE MITCH GRASSI WATCHES 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

THANKS AND BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU B

#💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 #linklamont #ask #bday 2023

[tao-lay]

i went through a really intense friends phase a few years back and i recreated all their apartments in the sims 3 and made all of them into sims as well only i didnt make an apartment for ross for him i made a tiny basement where the wallpaper and carpet was all flame pattern (like he was in hell) and he had a toliet, a fridge, and a bed and maybe a sink and that was it and i locked him in there he wasnt allowed to interact with the rest of the friends bc i hated him. joey and chandler started a lurid romance where i would never allow chandler to bottom. phoebe had a baby with the grim reaper

this all sounds so so canon, gotta be honest. also wow @ the treatment you gave ross because i love what you've done with the place; especially the "maybe a sink" part because now that i think about it, living without a sink sounds absolutely horrible. love it!

ended it strong with the "phoebe had a baby with the grim reaper" because, of course she did. it is what she deserves

#ask #linklamont #this was a whole ride #but i would do it again!!! #man i miss playing sims

[stewyhoesseini]

If you receive this you make somebody happy. Go and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get back even better. 💞

wild how you sent this to me, wild how you’ve never been wrong about anything in your life, wild how small and cute link neal’s cock is

thank u holy prophet linklamont it is an honor

#ask #linklamont

[dirtgrub]

20

20. Favorite plot hole? ed's ship. what happened to it when he just. dipped and went to hang out on stede's.

#linklamont

[ultimatenomi]

loki for character bingo!

<3<3

send me a character

#i got lots of conflicting feelings about loki #but when it comes down to it #depending on the version #hes not that great a being #but also i love him #<3 #ask meme #linklamont #thanks for sending me an ask ^_^

[memzhay]

🥑If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your mentions, anonymous or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog 🥑

Linklamont, you gem! How ya been?

Fact #1: I used to be a travel agent and won a free stay at the Waldorf Astoria in Chicago. We couldn't afford to eat there, but we thought we should at least have a drink. At the bar a very drunk businessman bought us about a thousand dollars worth of very nice Champagne, cocktails, and fancy snacks. His friends wanted him to call it a night, but he just wanted someone to have cycle conversations with. "So where you guys from? Portland! Helluva town Portland." 5 minutes later, repeat. He got so drunk, the staff had to kick him out and we snuck out the bar and into the elevators before he started throwing things.

Fact #2: I love horses. Particularly brushing their manes and tails and whispering nice things to them. When people ask what you would do if money were no obstacle and you could do what you want forever, that would be it for me.

Fact #3: I was once in a play where I got stabbed to death. I was wrestling around with the assailant, and she was supposed to hit the bag of dawn dish soap and red food coloring on my shoulder to produce a nice blood spurting effect, but she missed and punched me hard in the center of the chest with the hilt of the knife, and the rolling around on the floor in agony took on a level of unplanned realism. It hurt really bad, but might be the best performance I ever gave.

Thank you thank you!⭐️

#ask memzhay #linklamont!

[becausethathappens]

Send this to ten blogs you think are lovely and deserve a boop on the nose ❤️💛💚💙💜🤗🥰 😎👉👉

THANK YOU! 🥺️💜

#tagged meme #@linklamont #answers

[soho-x]

bamboo, chia

bamboo ⇢ do you change into a different outfit when you get home?

I never leave my house these days, so it’s pretty much lounge wear all day, every day.

chia ⇢ what’s an inside joke you have with someone else?

When I ask my husband what he wants for dinner, he always says “that pussy”. It used to drive me nuts because I just wanted a real answer, but now it’s just part of our standard conversation and we laugh about it. Sometimes I say it to him and it somehow always takes him by surprise.

#my darling linklamont #ask em! #Jamie💕

[sjweminem]

why his feet look like this. lil homie long toe ass

AS A LONG TOE-HAVER I RESENT THIS MESSAGE

#linklamont #correspondence

[malienessan]

cassiopeia and red dwarf

Hey Jaime 😀

Cassiopeia: what’s your favorite quote?

If I saw you every day forever, Will, I would remember this time. - Hannibal Lecter

Hannibal is a terribly dark and twisted show, but there are so many achingly intimate moments that it’s almost ridiculous. And this quote is incredibly romantic.

Red dwarf: what’s your favorite smell? What smell makes you feel most comfortable? Is it too cheesy to say that my favorite smell is that of the earth after rain? I love it, cheesy or not.

I feel comfortable when I smell our freshly laundered work clothes. I love my job, I love my co-workers, I know I’m good at it and that it’s important.

Thank you! 💖

#ask malin #linklamont #space asks

[piranya]

@linklamont @qthewhatever @happyskiesss @hernameispekka

WE ARE PENTATONIX COLORED ????

#my blog is black we are literally pentatonix colored #this means something this is important

[tao-lay]

yo i know we don't interact as much but every time i see you say like 'x is so linklamont' in your tags it brings such a rush of joy to my heart 😭😭 love you bro 💖💖

i think the little interactions that we do have make our interactions super rad. love you too bro!!!!!!!! 💕

#there are tbh some posts i see that remind me of you but then im kinda scared i might annoy you or whatnot if i tag you #but im glad to know it brings you joy!!! #marie kondo is pleased #linklamont #ask

[shehungthemoon]

dust motes - roman roy (+ken&shiv &body&power)

succession || Dragonfly in Amber, Diana Gabaldon || nobody, mitski || Hungry as the Sea, Melanie Kenny || you too can have a body like mine, alexandra kleeman || million dollar man, lana del ray || M*A*S*H || mama, my chemical romance || the last days of judas iscariot, stephen adly guirgis

@linklamont entirely bc of you im suffering

#this makes sense to no one. but it means everything #roman roy #succession #kendall roy #shiv roy #web weaving #webweaving

[dirtgrub]

13 LOUDLY

13. Did Ed really plan to murder Stede when he told Izzy the plan? ah fuck i can't believe you've done this i genuinely. have a lot of feelings about this and i've thought about it a lot. and i've decided ultimately, no. i think he saw izzy leaving and had a moment of panic because their relationship is so fucking toxic and fucked up, and he's never known anything else, so he quickly weaved some fucked up plan that he knew would appease izzy. he said it to make izzy happy and to make him stay. the "i need you here" he says after his explanation is genuine because he really feels like he does need izzy at that point, but you can see his uncertainty after he walks away. he's clearly already drawn in by stede at that point. and like even later when izzy is pressuring him and ed says he wants stede to die "doing something he loves," he always had stede in mind. when he was holding the knife to stede he had a fucking hand on his back like he was comforting him. he never wanted to kill stede. he wanted to appease izzy, because izzy is all he knows. like that was after the party happened and stede sticks up for him, but then that moment in the bathtub where stede tells him he's his friend and that he's not a bad person and he realizes like, oh fuck, this person cares about me for me and doesn't see me as the bloodthirsty idealized caricature that izzy wants so bad. and then immediately after the sword fight he lets izzy leave because he realizes that there's someone who likes him for him and will treat him as a person and not a novelty. that is my take on it. thank you for coming to my ted talk

#linklamont #i'm also tipsy so i hope this makes sense