#lxc somewhere in lotus pier: what the heck is going on why everyone's screaming

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good jiang parents au where lan wangji finally went to visit wei wuxian in lotus pier and they have a romantic/sexual tension moment in wei wuxian's room, they're almost kissing when jiang cheng suddenly arrives and opens the door sharply and loudly, startling the boys inside.

jiang cheng stares at them and wei wuxian stares back, lan wangji panicking in silence in the back. and then jiang cheng smirks and turns around, making wei wuxian scramble up and run after him yelling "jiang cheng NO! COME BACK HERE"

they run for a moment, servants and discuples stepping back to avoid collision, until jiang cheng finally arrives at his parents favorite pavilion where he knows they're having afternoon tea together and yells: "MOM WEI WUXIAN WAS KISSING LAN WANGJI IN HIS BEDROOM!"

wei wuxian, "SHUT UP!"

madam yu, almost choking on her tea, "what"

jiang fengmian, breaking his brush in the middle of letter writing, "WHAT"

#poor lwj just left behind still teen gay panicking #mdzs #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #jiang wanyin #jiang cheng #jiang fengmian #madam yu #yu ziyuan #mdzs headcanons #mdzs imagine #teen wangxian #after cloud recesses arc #yunmeng prides #imagine jiang yanli suddenly trolling lan wangji with spicy food lol #wangxian #lxc somewhere in lotus pier: what the heck is going on why everyone's screaming #their shidis just laughing at them #yunmeng jiang seniors: *pause in the middle of talking to look* *keeps talking as if nothing's going on* #jiang fengmian @ wwx: YOU'RE A TEENAGER YOU CAN'T GET MARRIED #my writing #bnnywngs writing #peak sibling energy