#ma'am. that is an osha violation!!

[julesnichols]

Book Jules nsfw: overalls with nothing else underneath

Show Jules nsfw: no hardhat or ear muffs in the generator

#silo #silo apple tv #silo tv #wool #juliette nichols #i am reading the first book and this amused me so here. have a shitpost that only half makes sense #but it is funny that in the book they do have proper safety equipment #and in the show they just rawdog generator fixes like #ma'am. that is an osha violation!! #i know they don't have osha anymore but you would think they'd have SOME safety standards #and yet clearly they do not #also i get why they changed the overalls thing #as much as it saddens me as someone who is gay. ik why and i can even appreciate the why #however why change them having safety standards. hilarious tho tbh

[thelaundrybitch]

Employment Opportunities - TMNT HCs

TURTLE DOVES

I hath finished some HCs that have been sitting in my drafts for FOREVER 👀

Please enjoy

TW: Thirsty bitch ahead. And some swear words.

Please don't steal my work. Reblogging for others to enjoy is highly encouraged, though 🤩

These are Jobs I can see the guys doing once accepted into society...

Raph 

Fire Chief. 

Probably Fire Marshall. 

Cuz boyfriend be hot hot hot

Dressed in that SCBA gear

Barking out orders to his men

Ripping down walls with his ax 🪓

Using ONE HAND to hold the fire hose while it spews tons of water at tremendous speeds 💦💦💦

Running into burning buildings to save children

Saving kittens from trees

Might also be a bartender.

Working those beer taps

Shaking up those margaritas

Poppin the tops off of beer bottles with his biceps 💪

Flirting with EVERYONE

Raking those tits tips in

But also

Bouncer backup™ 

boi-oi-oing

Don 

Forensics. 

Getting super into all the creepy, weird shit

Thinks about things that the detectives wouldn't ever even consider

Could actually, most likely, solve every case by himself

But that's a pain in the ass

And a lot of paperwork 📄🖇️

I could also see him being a judge. 🧑🏾‍⚖️

Seeing right through all the lawyer BS

Putting away the bad guys

Giving punk ass teens a shit load of community service

Tossing out parking tickets for all the little old ladies

Would definitely be a movie critic on the side 🎞️🍿

Acting more like Stetler and Waldorf 😂💜

Mike 

Animal Control Officer. 

Especially the big scary shit. 

Like crocodiles. 🐊

Or Huntsman spiders. 🕷️

I can see him Snow Whiting that shit too. 

*Sings sweetly and turns into the Pied Piper for all animals*

And sometimes women

Mike, as the animal control officer, would be like 

Crocodile Dundee x Steve Irwin. 

Asshole would be yelling CRIKEY at the worst moments.

Arrives at someone's house

Walks across the lawn to get to the backyard

For a run-of-the-mill opossum removal 

Finds your dog's chewed-up crocodile stuffed toy lying in the yard

Screams, "CRIKEY!"

right before you step on it and scaring the ever-loving shit out of you

As he dives in front of you and wrestles the toy like Ace Ventura

Tells you he's billing you for hazard pay 😂

He's totally only kidding

But still an ass 🧡

Leo  

OSHA inspector 😂💙 

Chief of all safety 

And the world's best asshole. 

"I'm sorry, sir. That cracked outlet cover is a direct OSHA violation." 😂

"No, ma'am, I will not drop the $5000 violation for all the missing grounding prongs on the shop vacs."

Would probably work part-time for a boys' teen center

Where all the little rat bastards delinquents like to hang out

And cause major shit

Teaching them respect

And Honor™ 

Through free ninjitsu classes 🥷🏽

I can also see him being a Fire Inspector. 

Working with the broski

Can you imagine?

Having Red and Blue show up at your workplace for a walkthrough inspection?

Bye bye panties 🩲

Oh shit

I'm on fire🔥

Safety Violation in progress

Get out those hoses

And hose me down, boys

🔥🔥💙❤️🔥🔥

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[beautifulchaotic]

Ma'am your robot is a hostage situation built upon OSHA violations.

#mecha knight #susie haltmann

[meili-sheep]

Millieth Soldier: Halt! What are you doing here?

Shinobu: Official business.

Millieth Soldier: Really? Where's your documentation?

Shinobu: I have a permit. (holds permit up)

Permit: Authority to come and go to [insert sensitive locations here]

Millieth Soldier: (coughs awkwardly) Sorry, ma'am. Continue on your way.

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Yelan: How do you even have a 'permit' to go through to the Chasm in the first place?

Shinobu: (holding a pickaxe and some signs) What they don't know about our plans won't hurt anyone. Besides, there's a gross amount of violations around here too . . .

Yelan: (distinctly remembers the entirety of 2.7) Yeah, sure.

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I'm sorry but 'real danger doesn't have warning signs' may be applicable, but OSHA regulations disagree.

Shinobu is a qualified OSHA inspector.

No, you can't change my mind. I firmly believe that she is certified in every nation for health and safety inspection. Both bullies and and the detective club use shinobu to shut places down for there uses because she can legally get a place closed down.

Shinobu is really a serious jack of all trades

#kuki shinobu #shinobu #bully brigade vigilantes #The Teyvat Detective Club

[unhingedtiktoks]

Description: Tiktok from user thelaynierose. She's a white person filming herself in the mirror. They say "It's like, okay so my body is a construction site and my gender is the construction company committing OSHA violations. I am a 90s skater boy with a heart of gold but I'm definitely not a boy. I want old people to look at me and just feel a little confused, like 'something's not quite right there.' If Hozier were a dyke. My gender is writing poetry in the notes app in your phone at 3am. A Trader Joe's hoe. A Trader hoe if you will. My gender is the way my voice is really deep in the morning when I first wake up and I wish it would stay like this all day long. To my fellow LGBTs, sure, I'm a girl, if that's- if that's the phrase we're going with, but to anyone else, don't fucking perceive me. My gender is $2 wine. I want someone to call me ma'am and then feel a little bad about it. I just want someone to look at me and be like 'Ah! That's a fucking homosexual.' Gender? Only when it suits me."

#tiktok #about me #she they #lesbian #queer #my gender is

[meowhawkk]

y'know, since you always have tibbies n buffness in your art, i think you'll like Sandy the Witch from Maggot Baits. (but not maggot baits itself, that series is vile.)

can't say I'd ever watch an anime called maggot baits however

ma'am........

#Blue says #anonymous #mailbox #osha violations #give me the STRAP MA'AM....

[wumblr]

people will really be like "stop laughing at the news" and then call you a slur. like ma'am are you aware a horse that high is an OSHA violation? you are required by law to use an oxygen tank at that altitude. no wonder you are talking no sense. come down from there lol

#people will really be like 'the cyberpunk data breach isn't funny' LMAO

[clancy-md]

what do you think of all this OSHA violation business ma'am?

Technically because there are no contracts between Damask and the people that choose to do things for him, he’s innocent from any OSHA violations or lawsuits.

#she wanted to be a lawyer #killjoy canon

[stormbringer15]

ma'am those tits are an osha violation-

#shitpost #good morning