It hurts more deeply when you've given it everything and it still ends up being just a little less than enough. Of course it's not the end of things and we'll always get up and try again cause we're Chelsea, but imagine if it was us 💔💙
Commentators complain about Marc Cucurella, 37th minute:
Brother: Why is everything Cucu's fault in this game? Fuck City.
Me: Can't wait to hear how somehow Chelsea scoring again is also Cucu's fault. I don't know who activated Cucu's anger chip this season, but dang. If he could learn to control it, I'd love to see him become a total shithouser à la Rüdi.
Brother: Yeah, someone was talking about how it was a shame that Diego Costa and Rüdi never played together because they would been great shithousers together. We do need someone like that.
Me: Cucu's a good choice because he seems like such a nice, friendly dude off the pitch. Axel Disasi might be another, too.
Brother: Disasi is going to murder someone on a celebration one of these times.
Me: It's possible he already has. Why do you think we haven't seen Nkunku since pre-season.
Brother: I wonder if he's the main reason why we have such a huge injury list.
Me: I mean, the man's name is so close to disaster, he was right there all along.
Brother: Malo and disaster are part of our defense.