#me talking about hazbin to my sister but she doesn't care

[neko-loogi]

Oh boy, Hazbin's episode one is finally out.. here are my thoughts on it.

Before I start, I'mma just say, I'm so happy that they actually posted the first episode on YouTube, cuz there's absolutely NO WAY I am paying to watch this shit on Amazon Prime, hell nah. That's good money being wasted on a shit show, no thanks. Anyway, let's move on.

Warning: minor spoilers!

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Alright so the first episode, all I can say is, it's a rough start. I have SO MANY things to talk about that I feel like this post is going to be extremely long. So bear with me my friends. To make things simple I'll just number everything for y'all cuz I'm such a nice person :)

1) Introduction..

I'mma be real with y'all here, I'm noticing a pattern with Vivziepop's shows in terms of episodes. Like, the thing I don't like about Hazbin Hotel right now is that they do nothing to establish the characters at all!

You have to watch the Pilot (and I guess do some research) to understand the characters a little better, but the thing with Viv is that she claims that the Pilot episode isn't canon, and that "you shouldn't watch it" because it doesn't count.

And yet, she doesn't even bother to introduce the characters in the first episode! So if you're watching this show for the first time, you won't understand what the characters motives are or their personalities. She literally did the same thing with Helluva Boss! And now she's doing it here, and it bothers me so much.

And don't come at me saying "Oh but that's the point of the show, we'll get to know about them later!" Like, the characters talk to each other as if they had already met before, which means that we won't get introduced to them. They're just there in the series with no explanation.

Moving on..

2) The characters..

Oh my god, where do I even begin? The characters are terrible- I absolutely dislike every single one. They completely butchered them all.

I'mma start with Adam because holy shit he's the worst one of all, he literally serves no purpose in the show, other than to talk about himself and stroke his massive ego in front of Charlie. Not only this but his character design is so stupid- nothing about him screams "I'm an angel, I'm supposed to be the good guy here!".

Alastor just sucks. He's such an asshole in this series and he doesn't care about anyone at all. Like, I get that he was kind of sadistic in the Pilot I guess, but that's because he was meant to be intimidating and someone not to be messed with. But here he's just a super powerful guy who really likes old timey shit, and he's a dick to everyone for no reason.

Angel Dust all he does is be horny 24/7 which really isn't a good personality trait. I mean, he's a porn star, I get it, but he doesn't have to be spewing sex jokes all the damn time, it's annoying.

Vaggie is boring as hell, and honestly it doesn't even feel like she's dating Charlie, she feels more like a weirdly overprotective older sister if anything- plus their relationship feels forced in.

Nifty has been reduced to a weird yandere type character and honestly it's super lame. She deserves better.

*Edit: Vaggie also has no redeeming qualities, or a personality at all. She's literally just Charlie's girlfriend, that's it. There's nothing else about her. She doesn't have a single purpose other than to be Charlie's girlfriend.

Next up..

3) The voices..

Oh boy, some of the voices are not that great to be honest. I still don't like Alastor's voice, he sounds like if Shrek had a congestion and tried speaking with a higher pitch. Angel Dust's voice is TERRIBLE, it's so irritating to listen to- like, you can tell the voice actor is really forcing himself to sound like the Pilot VA. But it doesn't come naturally to him! Angel Dust's voice cracks so many times and it sounds so annoying.

This one is just a personal opinion but I really don't like Husk's voice. Like, I kinda miss his old voice because he actually sounded like a drunk old man, but here he just has your typical black guy who works at a casino kind of voice. (Literally, if King Dice from Cuphead had a deeper voice). Like, the voice is good, don't get me wrong, Keith David is an amazing voice actor, it's just that his voice doesn't suit Husk in my opinion.

Oh, and don't get started on Brandon Rodgers voicing Katie Killjoy- I swear to god I just wanna rip my ears off. I hate Brandon, okay? No offense but the guy's voice is annoying, he's not funny at all- I am so disappointed that they cast him to voice Katie, she deserves so much better!

Charlie's voice is alright, I mean she sounds like your typical quirky Disney princess. Vaggie sounds incredibly monotonous and Nifty sounds off, it almost sounds like the VA is using a microphone with a different quality than everyone else.

Furthermore..

4) The songs..

So there're two songs in this episode, and yeah they're boring. Basically, both songs are kinda like a rip-off of "Inside of every demon is a rainbow" from the Pilot, as they are both fast paced and explain Charlie's motive with the whole Hotel stuff.

But here the songs are divided in two, the first being "Happy day in hell". Which we've already seen countless of times in the trailers and whatnot. The song is a super Disney musical type of shit, which is alright I guess. But the second one "Hell is forever" sung by Adam is so unmemorable and boring. Yeah I personally didn't like these songs at all. I even ended up skipping through them when I watched the episode. That's how you know how bad they are.

And finally..

5) The comedy...

This show isn't funny guys. Viv's comedy isn't good and she genuinely doesn't know how to be funny. The only time I actually found a part of the episode funny was the scene where Vaggie was holding the camera while trying to make a commercial for the Hotel, and she asked Nifty to say some lines but all she did was just stand there blankly staring at the camera and not saying anything. That actually got a short chuckle outta me, but aside from that? Nothing else in the show is even remotely funny.

Alright that's it, that's all I have to say about the first episode. I'm done with this opinion post- If the other episodes get posted or leaked, I'll definitely watch them and give my opinion on them. Thank you all for reading and I'll see you next time!

#vivziepop critical #vivziepop criticism #vivziepop critique #anti vivziepop #hazbin hotel criticism #hazbin hotel critique #hazbin hotel critical #spindlehorse criticism #spindlehorse critical #/// #by neko loogi #do not repost #neko loogi rambles 😬 #neko loogi rants😔

[chrysalis-the-butterfly]

angel dust :3

Send me a character and I’ll list:

Favourite thing about them: "Thing", singular? I can't put just one thing! There are too many things! The humour in his dialogue. The songs he sings. The fact that he's both an ex-mafia member and a femme gay man. The fact that he's got a twin sister in Heaven. The changes we see in his character over the course of Season 1. The bond he forms with Husk. The dynamic he has with Charlie (and the others in the hotel). The angst of his relationship with Valentino. The voice. The hair. The eyes. The arms. The chest fluff. The outfits. The dance moves. I just love him so much.

Least favourite thing about them: Well, the way he acted towards Husk initially was, let's face it, sexual harassment. Just because it was a response to trauma doesn't make it okay. I appreciate that Angel doesn't bother Husk like that after "Masquerade" - he still makes sex jokes, but now they're less about targeting people and making them feel uncomfortable - but I still think it would have been good for Angel to explicitly acknowledge that his behaviour wasn't acceptable and apologise to Husk.

Favourite line: (porn voice) "I've been a bad boy, and I need a big strong daddy to put me in my place..." (regular voice) "...on the path to redemption!"

brOTP: I like the friendship he develops with Charlie. The prequel comic "Dirty Healings" shows that she sees potential in him that he doesn't see at first. He initially only joins the hotel for the free rent and to get away from Valentino, but then he comes to genuinely care about Charlie, as she does for him. That's nice to see.

Also, Angel and Emily haven't interacted yet, but I think they would have a cute friendship if they did!

OTP: Huskerdust! I've seen so much cute fanart and read so many hurt/comfort fics of the two together that I can't help but love this ship. I enjoy thinking about them being together and how they could change each other for the better. Having Husk around to take care of Angel would definitely be good for him.

But Angel's trauma isn't going to go away overnight, so that'll be a lot to deal with. And Husk is also pretty judgemental, so if Angel ever has a relapse and Husk treats him too harshly for it, that could put a rift between them. Angst potential!

Everyone talks about how Husk is changing Angel, helping him to be more honest, but I do think Angel is changing Husk too. Husk certainly seems to drink less after "Masquerade". And if Husk was somehow able to help Angel out of his contract, that would be redemption for his own participation in the cruel Overlord system.

Angel and Husk are not perfect people, but they could be perfect for each other.

nOTP: Any ship that involves pairing Angel with a woman. He's gay. He wouldn't be interested.

As for Valangel ... look, I am interested in exploring the backstory - I want to find out how Angel met Valentino and what led to him signing his soul away. But I definitely do not want Angel to stay with that moth. That pairing is way too toxic.

Random headcanon: Both Anthony and Molly had albinism when they were alive, and that's why they're so pale in the afterlife. Anthony also had a visual impairment, so his demon form overcompensated by giving him extra eyes.

Unpopular opinion: Some fans love seeing Angel with all six arms out and six guns blazing, but I'm not so keen on it. That's a personal thing, really - I just don't like guns and don't think they have any reason to exist. All they do is kill people, and killing people is wrong. If Angel's got all six arms out, he should be using them to give Husk a back massage instead.

Song I associate with them: Besides "Poison"? Then "All You Wanna Do" from SIX: The Musical. They're both super-catchy pop songs about the dark topic of sexual abuse sung by characters associated with the colour pink. I watched the Hazbin Hotel pilot for the first time on the same weekend I went to see SIX: The Musical, so that's a neat coincidence!

Favourite picture of them:

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #anthony hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel anthony #molly hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel molly #husk hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #huskerdust #valentino hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #valangel #charlie morningstar #emily hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel emily #hazbin hotel masquerade #masquerade hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel pilot #dirty healings #six the musical #katherine howard

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My Hazbin Hotel OC: Vendetta

(image made with NovelAI and edited by me)

Name: Vendetta (Ven) Nicknames: Babe (Vox), Sweetheart/Sweetie (Velvette), Madam/Miss Ven (Alastor), Dearest/Sparrow(Zestial), maldita perra/perra [fucking bitch/bitch] (Valentino), Venny (Niffty & Rosie) Age: ageless, but appears to be in her 20s-30s. Death year: mid to late 1980s Cause of death: decapitated due to an onstage accident Gender: Female Pronouns: She/Her Sexuality: Pansexual Height: 6'2 Weight: 164 lbs Likes: music (all but country), DJing at her club, 80s stuff, sex, TV, technology, horror movies, spiders Dislikes: Jerks, useless fights, ungrateful and disrespectful people, country music, bacon Friends: Niffty, Angel Dust, Velvette, Charlie, Vaggie, Emily, Blitzø, Loona, Octavia, Rosie, Lucifer Enemies: Adam, Lute, Stella, Valentino Frenemies: Alastor Relationships: Vox (boyfriend), Velvette (best friend), Niffty (best friend), Zestial (2nd boyfriend) Speaking/Singing Voice: Susan Egan Abilities: Super hearing: she can hear a pin drop from 2 miles away even when music is blaring. She mostly uses it to catch unruly customers at her club. Sonic Boom: a scream that can reach 160 decibels and extend over 200 miles, causing massive damage, even physical. She can wipe out an entire city if she screams loud enough. Telepathy/technology interference: her headphones can play the thoughts of whoever she wants into her ears, they can also pick up any phone calls or radio/tv signals (audio only, of course). Killer Queen: She can summon black long arms and hands and use them in fights, from binding an opponent up to ripping them to pieces. She can manipulate them by using her own arms and hands (kinda like Nico Robin's Hana Hana no Mi from One Piece). ~~~~more under read more~~~~

Her personality and wit are a mix of Meg from Disney's Hercules and Chel from the Road to El Dorado, but she can be kind, sweet, and loving to people she cares about. Just don't make her mad, or your dead body is for dinner.

She runs Hell's music industry and she owns a majority of singers' souls in it, an example being Verosika Mayday. She treats her souls fairly and like they're people instead of possessions, but she won't hesitate to put an ungrateful bitch in their place.

She wouldn't call Alastor a friend, nor an enemy. She is civil when they interact, and she has nothing too personal against Alastor. She just doesn't like his uncaring attitude.

Alastor has no ill will on Vendetta and allows her to run her radio station, as long as she doesn't overstep her boundaries and try to take down/take over his radio station. They even collab on music sometimes, making electro swing works

Vox and her have been dating for eons, she isn't too keen on Valentino, who Vox is friends with benefits with, but tolerates him because of Vox.

Ven despises how Val treats the souls he owns, any of his workers, or even the other Vees, especially Vox.

She tries to keep Val from absolutely pummeling Angel Dust, and if unsuccessful, she treats Angel's wounds and comforts him.

Velvette and her are close, almost like sisters. They hang out and gossip whenever they can.

She makes her own music under her record label, Baphomet Records, playing it on the radio stations, music videos, and at her club.

Her and Niffty are best friends, Ven absolutely adoring Niffty. Niffty thinks she's really fun to hang out with. If you just looked at them together, you'd think they were related, like aunt and niece or mother and daughter.

Ven sometimes visits Rosie and they talk over cannibalistic lunches. Ven likes to buy meat from Rosie's store from time to time. Girl's gotta eat.

Vox and her are very close and very loving to each other. Val may be Vox's fuck buddy, but Ven is his true love.

She has 2 tv shows, including a TRL style show, where she shows the latest music videos. She also has a talk show where she talks about various topics and answers questions asked by viewers, sometimes having interviews and special guests. She even broadcasts the audio on her radio station.

Vox has Val as a fuck buddy, Ven has Zestial. The only difference is that Zestial actually cares about Ven, where Val couldn't give less of a shit about Vox.

She calls Vox 'Voxxy', Velvette 'Vel', Zestial 'Zest' and Valentino 'Mothman', 'Moth-brain', or just 'Asshole'.

one time, she saw Val abuse one of his souls and Ven called him pathetic and weak because he only uses violence to establish dominance instead of using respect. When he hit her in response, she took it like a champ, not even flinching, proving her point.

All of Ven's music equipment was provided by VoxTek. The nightclub even has VoxTek as one of its investors. Vox had offered to give it to her for free, but Ven feels better paying for it to support him. She does get good discounts tho.

the kind of music she makes: [SCRATON - Another Girl] [Madeon - Imperium] [Porter Robinson - Unison (Knife Party Remix)], [Madeon - Pop Culture]

Her and Zestial are very close, like almost husband and wife close. They definitely fuck, but they help each other out with anything bothering them. Like, they lay in bed and talk about anything after they have sex. Vox is pretty jealous about this, but he has Val, so he can't say shit. But he has told Zestial that if anything happened to him and he wasn't around anymore, he'd trust Zestial to take care of Ven.

When Ven was alive, she witnessed the AIDS epidemic firsthand and lost many friends due to it. When she entered Hell, she was an advocate for HIV/AIDS awareness. She doesn't promote condoms or anything like that (she would, but since who in Hell is gonna use them? Do they even exist down there?), but more like awareness, like 'hey, make sure you know what your partner has before you go and have fun, cuz otherwise your afterlife's gonna suck!' kind of stuff.

Her weapons are the following: An angel spear and an angel gun she took off of a few dead angels from Extermination Day. She easily gets the angel bullets from the black market. She also has a regular 1911 pistol and a silver dagger. She only uses the angel gun for instances where she wants the target to never come back, or absolute emergencies. More headcanons will be posted as time goes on! Feel free to ask any questions about her you have! Taglist: @omniuravity, @fatgumsurpremacy-remastered, @neonvehk

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel oc #hazbin oc #hazbin original character #vivziepop oc

[stargazeraldroth]

I will never be normal about the family of the First Humans in my Hazbin Hotel AU. I will never be normal about it. I really took this AU and said "Family angst to the MAX". Also this may or may not contain spoilers about Hazbin Hotel, so be warned about that when reading this.

Since we don't know much of anything about Eve in Hazbin Hotel's canon universe, the Eve included in this post is obviously how I imagine her character. Also, there are some major changes to the relationships between some of the characters. For starters, Vaggie and Lute are sisters, but they're also direct creations of Adam's.

Let me explain.

So in this AU, Adam and Eve became a thing shortly after Lilith ran away to be with Lucifer. And in this AU, they were only able to have Cain and Abel before Eve ate the Forbidden Fruit and ultimately died (I might elaborate on the whole Garden of Eden story in another post). But they'd talked about having daughters and Eve was especially excited to have little girls. Clearly, that never ended up happening. So how does this tie into the story? Because Adam made Vaggie and Lute with the idea of them being the daughters he and Eve were never able to have.

(To take this a step further, this AU started as a Reimagine series where I went over how I would've done it all, so there were also name changes. Vaggie and Lute were two characters who got their names changed; Vaggie's name became Evelyn [originally Evangeline but I thought that too long and didn't roll off the tongue as well] and Lute's became Edith, with Vaggie being named after Eve and Lute being named after the Garden of Eden. And if you want even MORE angst with that idea, Adam sometimes called Vaggie "Eve" as a nickname because of how much she reminded him of her. There's nothing romantic there, I just wanna clarify that in case anyone jumps to conclusions. The changed names aren't important to the post, I just wanted to mention this little background fun fact from before I decided to make it a regular AU)

I may not have diddly squat about Cain and Abel in this aside from the fact that they exist(ed), but BOY do I have a lot to say about these four. First, let me just start with the parallels between Eve and Vaggie in this AU:

Both someone Adam swore to himself that he'd protect at all costs

Both fell from grace and are in Hell

Both of them are on the opposing side (for Eve this'll rely on the post I eventually make about the GoE story, but the gist is that she was completely unwilling; Vaggie saw no other way)

Both of them fell in love with demons

Like... Vaggie reminds Adam of Eve so much that sometimes, it physically hurts. In this AU, Vaggie wasn't left to die in Hell, she got attacked and left behind. Adam thought she was dead, which was part of why he pushed to move up the date of the next Extermination and why Lute is so set on revenge, wants to kill ALL demons, etc. And Adam doesn't care about sexuality- he doesn't care if Vaggie's bi, pan, lesbian, ace, etc. In this AU, he only cares because Charlie's a demon (and the daughter of Lucifer, but that's another thing). The way Adam sees it, he's been losing everyone he loves to temptation and sin. He believes he lost Lilith to Lucifer's seduction (even if he was an angel at the time, he eventually became a demon), he lost Eve to both Lilith & Lucifer and the Apple, he lost Abel to Cain's jealousy and wrath, he lost Cain to his inner darkness, he originally thought he lost Vaggie to the demons, and then he thought he lost her to seduction (even though Charlie didn't do anything like that). And this- this is why Adam's both so close to Lute and why he smiles when he dies in this AU. He died believing that he failed everyone he cared about except Lute, even though- in the back of his mind- he told himself he still failed her. Because he wasn't going to be able to make it back to Heaven and stay with her.

Y'all. I don't know WHAT made me decide to focus so much on these four... but this is what I got. This is what happened. They're devouring my brain.

#hazbin hotel au #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel eve #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel lute #my heart breaks for this whole family in this AU #especially eve because i feel like her story is very tragic #and adam is meant to be very flawed #but still someone who is trying and he does care #like even though eve's a demon he still loves her and he wanted to see her again #i just #why did i do this to myself #there just needed to be background lore #and this is what happened

[starrynightgroundskyteamsblog]

Cover of the song "You didn't know" by Hazbin Hotel made by the two of us: Adley and Daniel and this cover is sung by: Emily, Ashrytha, Ashrytha's sister: Aladiahry, Charlie, Lute, Adam, Sera and Vaggie.

Emily and Aladiahry:

But she was right, Sera.

She showed us a soul can be saved.

He saw the light, Sera.

Checked all the grids you said you would.

Declare that a person deserves a second chance.

Now we turned our backs, isn't there a second opinion?

Sera: It's not as simple as you think.

Not everything is written in the hue.

Charlie and Ashrytha: This isn't fair, Sera!

Vaggie: Careful, girls, stay calm.

Charlie and Ashrytha: No!. Don't you care at all, Sera?

Well, just because someone already dead, it doesn't.

That they cannot decide to change their purpose.

Keep going, escape the flames of hell.

Sera: I'm sure, there is no doubt about what you want.

But, there's are many things you don't know.

Lute: Why are we talking about?

Have you ever seen a bitch fucked up already?

He tore it all apart, like a little whore lying on his calf.

This dispute is pointless and petty.

Adam and Lute: There is nothing more to say.

He's impassive, case is over.

Did they forget that "hell is perpetual"?

Adam:

A man only lives once

We will see each other again in one month

I must say, that I can't wait to...

Sera: Adam...

Adam: Come down and slaughter you!

Emily and Aladiahry: wait!

Adam: Shit!

Emily and Aladiahry: What do you think you're saying?

Let us understand it.

They go down there and kill those poor souls?

Charlie and Ashrytha: Didn't they know?

Adam: Whoopsy!

Lute: What a surprise that the cake has finally been revealed.

Adam: What's the matter?

Emily and Aladiahry: Sera, tell us you didn't know.

Sera: By believing, since I'm older.

It's my load tied to shoulder.

Emily and Aladiahry: no!!

Sera: You must to listen.

That was a difficult decision.

I would to avoid you the concern it takes to.

Do what was required…

Emily and Aladiahry: To think we admired you.

Well, both of us don't need your approval.

We are not little girls to defend.

Was the will to virtue just aspiration?

Were we so naive to expect you.

To pay attention to the reason you're conveying?

Charlie and Ashrytha: Damn, that's what we're saying!

Charlie, Ashrytha, Emily and Aladiahry: If hell is perpetual, then heaven must be a farce.

Sera: Emily and Aladiahry!

Charlie, Ashrytha, Emily and Aladiahry:

If angels can do as they please and still remain in the sky.

The rules stop being followed when don't do as you say.

When you make the damned suffer just to kill them anew.

Charlie: They told me distrust in angels.

Adam: For her?

Lute: Ha! She should know.

Vaggie: Girls, we left.

Charlie and Ashrytha:

No! Don't you see it?

We have come so far.

Look at them facing off.

They are at each other's throats.

Adam: Don't think you're so lucky and powerful.

Have you ever thought that your little girlfriend might be a dirty liar?

Vaggie: Don't, Adam, please!

Adam:

Why make such a fuss?

Why do we have to hide the fact that you are an angel just like us?

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel song #you didn't know Hazbin hotel #cover song #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lute #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel sera #emily hazbin hotel

[moonystar1]

You didn't know except it's my Hazbin OC Mimi and her family-

Mimi: "But she was right mother.." "She showed us a soul could improve!" "He saw the light, mother!"

"Checked all the boxes that you said would.. prove a person deserves a second chance! Now we turn our backs now second glance?"

Margaret (Mimi's mom): "It's not as simple as you think." Not everything is spelled in ink.."

Samantha (Mimi's half sister): "It's not fair, Margaret.."

Martha (Samantha's mom): "Careful Sam keep a cool head.."

Samantha: "No!" "Don't you care, Margaret?! Just because someone is dead it doesn't.. mean they can't result to change their ways! Turn the page and escape Infernal blaze!"

Margaret: "I'm sure you wish it could be so.. but there's a lot that you don't know!"

Elizabeth (Mimi's step sister): "What're we even talking about some crack whore who fucked up already?!" "He blown his shot like the cocks in his mouth! This discussion is senseless and petty!"

Elizabeth and Micheal (Mimi's step father): "There's no question to be posed! This unholy case closed!" "Did you forget that hell is forever?!"

Micheal: "A man only lives once! We'll see you in one month!" "Gotta say I can't wait too.."

Margaret: "Mike.."

Micheal: "Come down and exterminate you!"

Mimi: "Wait! What are you saying?! Let me get this straight! You go down there and kill those poor souls.." Samantha: "You didn't know?"

Micheal: "Whoops!" Elizabeth: "Guess the cat's out of the bag!" Micheal: "What's the big deal?"

Mimi: "Mother tell me that you didn't know.."

Margaret: "I thought since I'm older it's my load to shoulder!" Mimi: "No.."

Margaret: "You have to listen! It was such a hard decision!" "I wanted to save you the anguish it takes to.. do what was required.."

Mimi: "To think that I admire you!" "I don't need your condescension! I'm not a child to protect!"

"Was talking of virtue just pretention?! Was I too naive.. to expect you.. to heed the morals your purveying..?"

Samantha: "That's what the fuck I've been saying!"

Samantha and Mimi: "If hell is forever then heaven must be a lie!" Margaret: "Mimi!"

Samantha and Mimi: "If angels can do whatever and remain in the sky! The rules are shades of grey when you don't do as you say! When you make the wretched suffer just to kill them again!"

#jay's ramblin' #you didn't know

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Ao3 is down and I'm having fucking withdrawal symptoms and want to write something so here I'll rant about my OCs, that I have probably never mentioned before, in the helluverse, both hazbin hotel and a bit of helluva boss referenced. I know their names are not very creative but I never said I was creative. Then again who cares.

So, I made tino with the image of pure kindness in mind, like if you'd accumulate everything that is good in a human and made it into a silly little guy, and then made him be part of every fucking minority available, just to make his life a smudge harder. At first I thought about him as an imp, since I really can't imagine him as a sinner. His biggest sin would maybe be envy? Cause he's surrounded by all those people in his life that have it easier than him, of course he'd be jealous and envious of their lives, but he'd try to not think about it and ignore it. Then I remembered that heaven is, in fact, a thing. So he'd probably be an angel, maybe one of the higher ranking ones so that he can observe what's happening in hell, since I want his partners to be in hell. When Charlie goes to heaven and her and Emily start the whole doubting heaven thing, he'd also start to doubt it and one thing would lead to another and he'd fall. He'd be confused and scared cause sinners are fucking scary and oh my lord what am I going to do now? Wait I can curse freely now! Wait didn't the princess of hell have that rehabilitation hotel? She'd let me in, right? He'd go there, obviously be let in and allowed to stay there because come on it's a fallen angel and he's pretty cool. He lives with them for a bit until one day he meets an imp who runs the flower shop a few streets down that he then starts to crush on. The crush turns into genuine love and things happen and somehow they start dating and the imps name is neithan and oh fuck his dad died a few years back and his family has money problems. Hmmmmmmm how can I help my impy boyfriend?? Oh! He and his little sister can surely stay at the hotel! Then their mom wouldn't have to spend so much and with neithans flower shop money she can get out of all the financial shit! And yeah then they live together and at some point find a sinner wandering the streets completely out of it and dirty and just concerning, so they bring him to the hotel as well and they talk and fuck they lost their job and somehow unawarely gave their sould away to an overlord however they fuck that happened. So now they're there, a fallen angel, an imp and a sinner in a rehabilitation hotel trying to get their shit together AND help the princess of hell with her hotel as a way to pay back for her letting them stay there.

This drifted off in a completely different direction than I wanted it to be, but then again I probably should have made it a kind of short description for the characters thing but oh well, I can do that later as well. Or never! This is my blog and this doesn't even have to make sense :D Ao3 please come back up I can't.

#my ocs #i dont fucking know #rambling #hazbin hotel #helluva boss imps #kinda #theyre silly and i made them like 4 years ago and still thaink about them #in differenr fandoms but still #theyre all neurodivergent as well