The "Humans are Space Orcs" trope has always scratched a real good itch in my brain. I have something I want to write for it, but I'm really shit at coming up with a plot, so I keep just doing little drabbles like this:
"You know, I don’t like that they call you that.”
Thirtytwo’s ears perked up and swiveled towards Alex, who had been sitting in the corner of the room and watching nem type away at their console. The Terran had seemed content to spend this work cycle just monitoring Thirtytwo in neir duties, and if ne hadn’t been used to this by now, it probably would have been more than a little anxiety-inducing to be stared at by a predator species for so long. With those eerie, front-facing eyes, it was always pretty clear where he was staring.
Alex had been silent until now, just moments after Thirtytwo ended a call with one of the overseers.
“That they call me what?”
The Terran scowled, and Thirtytwo had repress the urge to shrink down against neir seat at the show of disapproval. “Drudge.”
Thirtytwo’s spines raised slightly in confusion, and ne turned in neir chair to fully face Alex. “That is… what I am, though.”
Alex huffed through his nose. “Yeah, but that’s not– you’re an individual, not just some faceless member of…” He seemed uncomfortable with stating the rest aloud. “You know.”
“The serving caste.” It didn’t bother Thirtytwo at all to be referred to by such; it was just a descriptive of what ne had been born to do. It wasn’t quite clear to nem why this subject seemed to agitate Alex so much any time it came up.
“Yeah, that.” The words sounded flat and unhappy through Thirtytwo’s translator. “They won’t even let you have a real name.”
Now ne was really confused. “My designation is Vega-Bluelight-Drudge-32nd-Born-of-24th-Generation.”
“That’s not a name, that’s just saying what you are!"
Alex’s agitation was beginning to affect neir mood as well, triggering an extremely strong flight urge, and ne couldn’t help snapping back at him. “You aren’t making any sense! They’re the same thing!”
“Okay, okay, sorry. Look." He scrubbed a hand through the short, yellowish fur on the top of his head. "My name is Alex, right?”
Thirtytwo's ears flicked. "Alexander Marcus Sullivan Sol.” That had been on the crew briefing that was sent out before Alex had come on board for the first time. Pronouncing it was a little bit difficult, because neir translator didn't pick up those sounds as translatable words. It always seemed odd to Thirtytwo that the Terran's name was just… gibberish.
“Right. Now, do all those words say what I am?”
Thirtytwo’s spines were beginning to soften out of their defense posture. “Sol means… you’re from the Sol system…”
“And the rest?”
“I don’t know.” They seemed to be nonsense words, but ne didn’t want to offend Alex by saying so. “They don’t translate.”
“Where I come from, names aren’t just… a label, so you can be sorted or ordered around. Names are a way to differentiate you from everyone else. They’re a word or combination of words that very specifically mean you.”
"So they're… descriptive words."
"Sort of. They can be. Most Terrans are named by their parents, or whomever raised them. Sometimes it's a traditional family name, or maybe the name of someone else they want to honor. Or sometimes, they pick it hoping that the kid will grow up to have the qualities of their name."
"So… what does your name mean?"
Alex paused for a moment, then shook his head. "Actually, hold on a minute." He picked up the datapad he'd brought in with him earlier and started tapping away. Probably accessing one of those databases only the higher castes had access to. "Alex is short for Alexander, meaning 'defender of men'," he read aloud.
"So… a warrior? That sounds like a caste assignment."
Alex shrugged. "That's just a coincidence. My dad was an agricultural laborer, Mom ran the transport for the company Dad worked for, and Tati stayed home and watched the kids. I was the only one that took military service, the others chose to work with Dad."
"And Marcus?"
"Eh…" Alex scrolled on his pad, was quiet a moment, then shifted a little in his seat. "It relates to an ancient god of war."
Thirtytwo gave him an unimpressed look. "You're not proving your point, here."
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I have accidentally taught my dog to get into cozy couch cuddle mode at the sound of the Dragon Age: Inquisition theme.
He hates the sound of the playstation switch user/turn off interactions, bc they mean I am Getting Off the Couch To Do Things Now, and therefore am abandoning him forever. Conversely, the DA:I theme kicking into gear means Oh Shit, Hell Yeah, They’re Gonna Be Here For Cuddles for a WHILE.
And so, very mixed messages were then sent when I had a chill DA:I background music playlist going while doing dishes a bit ago. Ten minutes into the playlist, the theme kicked on. Promptly, he looked up from his lil antler he was chewing on, jumped up on the couch, dug into the blankets, and proceeded to start huffing at me, standing up, then sitting down, grab his antler then jump back up, chew, sit and look at me, huff— just,,, absolute >8| energy from this little man thanks to a slammin’ soundtrack I may or may not let loop a couple times whenever I play……… (it took me twenty minutes to join him on the couch and he shoved his head VERY hard against my thigh. Wedged in there. No room for thoughts in that lil skull. Or for me to move when my gay-ass lounging makes some limb fall asleep. Heavy burdens….)
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Okay, some more dragonkin size stuff because if I ever did firelizards I can't remember and can't find it.
To go back over the basics I've worked out in other posts with the addition of the canon wingspans of dragons- because I haven't included them anywhere but want to get them for the firelizards-
In general we determined that the length difference between the ranks of dragonkin (assuming they stay consistent scross the species) to be as follows:
Greens are 81% the length of Blues
Blues are 84% the length of Browns
Browns are 89% the length of Bronzes
Bronzes are 91% the length of Golds
Dragons we determined have a height:length ratio of 1:2.4. Going off of DLG the length:wingspan ratio is approximately 1:1.66. Based on this we get the following as our average sizes for the dragons.
Greens: Height- 9.3 ft ; Length- 22.5 ft ; Wingspan- 37.4 ft
Blues: Height- 11.4 ft ; Length- 27.5 ft ; Wingspan- 45.7 ft
Browns: Height- 13.5 ft ; Length- 32.5 ft ; Wingspan- 54 ft
Bronzes: Height- 15.2 ft ; Length- 36.5 ft ; Wingspan- 60.6 ft
Golds: Height- 16.6 ft ; Length- 40 ft ; Wingspan- 66.4 ft
Fun Fact: Ramoth's wingspan here would be closer to 75 ft from wingtip to wingtip.
The whers, meanwhile, we're given a canon height:length ratio of 1:3.25. We aren't, to my knowledge, given a wingspan ratio or anything to really base one off of- though if anybody has said information and a source I can find and look at, please send it my way so I can include that information. As is, the numbers we have- assuming gold whers share shoulder height with brown dragons (as Todd states that they are the same size but differing ratios require that to be along one measurement or the other and this one won my poll)- are as follows.
Greens: Height- 7.4 ft ; Length- 24.1 ft
Blues: Height- 9.1 ft ; Length- 29.7 ft
Browns: Height- 10.8 ft ; Length- 35.4 ft
Bronzes: Height- 12.2 ft ; Length- 39.8 ft
Golds: Height- 13.5 ft ; Length- 43.8 ft
So, with that out of the way, where do we start with firelizards?
We actually do get a length for the fuckers! We do- not a specific number, but a length. We get golds described as arms length multiple times, and the DLG backs this up with the claim that an adult firelizard is, from nose to fork, the length of a grown woman's arm. I do actually have access to numbers for this (check this out, it's so handy for so much more shit than you would expect). Using the mean grip reach, and settling for somewhere between the standard and the extended reach, we get about 28 inches, or 2.3 ft.
Now, from here we have to make some assumptions- namely we're going to assume that firelizards maintain similar ratios as dragons. This isn't perfect of course, but we've only got so much to work with because, well *gestures at the books*. We can also assume that firelizards share the same inter-rank sizing as their descendant species, given that while I can't remember if they were specifically stated to do so, fandom seems to generally back the concept and the dragons and whers had to get it from somewhere.
So, based on these, we get the following averages-
Greens: Height- 6.4 in ; Length- 1.3 ft ; Wingspan- 2.1 ft
Blues: Height- 7.9 in ; Length- 1.6 ft ; Wingspan- 2.6 ft
Browns: Height- 9.5 in ; Length- 1.9 ft ; Wingspan- 3.1 ft
Bronzes: Height- 10.6 in ; Length- 2.1 ft ; Wingspan- 3.5 ft
Golds: Height- 11.7 in ; Length- 2.3 ft ; Wingspan- 3.9 ft
And there we go! What should be the end of my dragonkin size math! Technically weights could be estimated as well, but I've tried that and trust me you guys don't wanna go down that path.
Just kick back, relax, and if you wanna play around with this shit have at and have fun!
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