#miles kane and the death ramps

[joshus-lobster]

Miles Kane

Miles Kane and the Evils

Miles Kane and the Death Ramps

Miles Kane and the Insanely Metal name for a cheesy mod/surf guitar dude

#miles kane #miles kane and the death ramps #miles kane and the evils

[depressedraisin]

ok but. what if. a miles kane and the death ramps comeback. what then.

#miles kane #arctic monkeys #miles kane and the death ramps

[perfectly-clear-from-here]

in the process of trying to convince the lads in my band to cover little illusion machine for our next gig. wish me all the luck 🙏

#nah cause WE NEED TO #nd ill get my guitarist to do alexs bit cause he actually looks a bit like him (aka he has the most beautiful massive nose ever 🙏) #but get this. TWO OF THEM HATE ARCTIC MONKEYS- so i might just lie and not mention that theyve got nothing to do with it... #lifes good but if life was great miles kane and the death ramps would still be a thing but whatever i guess ill cope #this close to making a petition nd getting ec on here to sign it just for them to listen to me omg 😭 #little illusion machine #miles kane and the death ramps #miles kane #alex turner #arctic monkeys #apparatus

[nicoscheer]

“There might be tellys in the back of the seats in front; But Rodney and Del won't do”~ despair in the departure lounge by the Arctic monkeys

He didn’t he fucking didn’t 😭😭🫠🫠🫠🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

Good lord Maxie got his first haircut, what a proper English gentleman

#miles Kane #and friends #11/10/2023 #10/10/2023 #12/10/2023 #I beg of you Ireland #the little illusion machine #miles Kane and the death ramps

[its-a-mystery-literally]

Obsessed with this song rn

#little illusion machine #alex turner #miles kane #Miles kane and the death ramps #on repeat #arctic monkeys #b side #Spotify

[knackerdconverse]

Right so in recent days there has been many hints of TLSP3!! So I thought I’d make a post and compile all the ‘evidence’ and explain it all.

So firstly arctic monkeys announced extra tour dates in Ireland to make up for the cancellation earlier in the year. They have announced Miles Kane as a special guest / supporting act?

And then MK posted this on his story and then the next day shared the AM tour post (1) onto his story saying “it’s gonna be big ”. (Don’t have the ss for this sorryyyy)

(Got this off an insta story but I did check it and this is really happening w the website) This picture is of the shadow puppets website. Now the thing with this is that it could just mean that they are no longer paying for the platform or it could and I stress could mean that the website might be being changed for tlsp3. (It’s been confirmed that they are paying for the platform *creds to person in comments who told me) BIG THINGS R COMINBGGGGG

Other evidence is that the gaps between each tlsp reunion 2008-2016 is 8 years and 2016-24(potentially) is 8 years so a lot of people think they will follow in path with the last reunion.

So yeah enjoy this or don’t ! I will post updates on potential tlsp3 :)

#arctic monkeys #the death ramps #the last shadow puppets #miles kane #alex turner

[emotinalsupportturtle]

look babe it's the Death Ramps poster for their 2014 performance at Krapy Rubsnif

Is this too niche? You have to be deeply entrenched in two completely different fandoms to get this. Basically, if you don't get it, congrats you are sane

#sorry i had to do it #also its a great poster #arctic monkeys #miles kane #alex turner #the death ramps #the last shadow puppets #milex #staged #david tennant #michael sheen #simon evans #i have memorized most of the staged script at this point #am i crazy #in my defense their banter is absolute gold

[misskattylashes]

Another Song Analysis!

Little Illusion Machine – Analysis

Disclaimer – as always this is my assumption. I’m not saying it’s fact! But I am working with the assumption that Alex and Miles’ sexual relationship began around the recording of The Age of the Understatement in 2008 and continued on and off from then on.

Little Illusion Machine was a B side to Hellcat Spangled Shalala by Miles Kane and the Death Ramps released in August 2011

Verse 1 (sung by Miles)

Swinging room to room

Planting something new

I’ve ridden the riddle, I’ll do it again

Back to the Wirral where it all began

Wirral ridder

Okay I am assuming this part of the  song is from Miles’ point of view seeing as he is from Birkenhead which is on the Wirral Peninsula in Merseyside. So given that I think this song is about coming to terms with being gay/bi we can assume his first sexual experiences would have been in his hometown. Swinging from room to room, could be referring to going from men to women.

[Chorus: Miles Kane]

Send a letter to me, baby

I'm on the edge of my seat

Send a letter to me, baby

Little illusion machine

I think this is self-explanatory. By this time, Alex was in his SIAS era cute boy next door, perfect boyfriend image. Which given that I am working under the assumption that Alex is bisexual, this is of course an illusion and Miles is desperate to see him.

Verse 2:

(Miles)

Riding through the gloom

Something beautiful

(Alex)

He’s ridden the riddle, he’ll do it again,

He’s going back to the Wirral where it all began

Wirral Riddler

I think this refers to Alex having sex with Miles. Interestingly Alex sings the line ‘he’s ridden the riddle, he’ll do it again’.  Like he is talking about himself and the riddle is Miles.  The line ‘riding through the gloom, something beautiful’ could have many meanings. Just that the experience is beautiful, or for the fact that when they perform it live, Miles points to Alex – it’s kind of obvious!

(Miles)

I tried it and I liked it

But it just never gets close enough

Send a letter to me, baby

I tried it and I liked it, but it never gets close enough, I think is sung from Miles’ point of view and is talking about heterosexual sex, especially when the next line is him asking Alex to contact him.

So, a short and simple one. In a nutshell, Miles prefers gay sex which he first experienced when he was younger.  Alex has been on the Kane Train and likes it and they’re both looking forward to their next hook up.

#just summising #arctic monkeys #alex turner #milex #arctic monkeys lyric analysis #alex and miles #death ramps #Miles Kane #Youtube

[bandomgay]

Miles Kane and the death ramps being basically the name when miles is with am is so funny like the invitation is always open Alex said and miles always politely declined but Alex said u getting in here one way or another boy 🤨 what if u joined not Arctic monkeys not tlsp but one secret third thing 🤨

#so cute #insane boyfriend behavior i love them all #we'll be YOUR band #milex

[paperlovesadness]

I'm just saying... Letting Alex rest his voice for one song today could do him some good - even if he's fully magically cured, you know? Just to be on the safe side?

And... We've got just the song for that.

It would be that special Glasto-worthy legendary comeback-moment too, you know? 👀 It's perfect.

#pretty please universe? #// #my posts #Spotify

[alexturne]

10, 20, 30, 40, 50 and 99 for the Spotify Wrapped ask? 🥰

10: The Wonder by Miles Kane

20: Little Illusion Machine (Wirral Riddler) by Miles Kane and the Death Ramps

30: The Best Is Yet To Come by Miles Kane

40: Big Climb (Jack Foals remix) by Everything Everything

50: One Man Band by Miles Kane

99: Eternal Summer by The Strokes

Thanks darling 😘 Really hit a lot of Miles with those numbers!

#spotify wrapped #answered

[depressedraisin]

miles said "send a letter to me, baby, im on the edge of my seat" and "i have learnt to wait, and you've learnt that you can make me" both in 2011

#from that to “i see ya when i see ya” in 2022 #fun silly lyric parallels #not to be take seriously #colour of the trap #suck it and see #miles kane #miles kane and the death ramps

[perfectly-clear-from-here]

could we take a moment to appreciate my favourite tags out of context (all to do with milex cause guys. its me.)

(please feel free to reblog with your own ahh!!)

#god theyre so cute i feel sick #just snog already ffs #the miracle aligner music video changed my brain chemistry #please come home the kids miss you #personal vendetta with the camera man who cuts away while this is still going on #i dont envy anyone who has to interview these lads #miles miles miles fucking kane #feel like im interrupting something #dont understand how alex didnt just faint from the way miles looks at him in the 5th gif #whats going on here #miles looks like hes about to snog him senseless stop #miles in a kimono is my religion #at this point my tags are just questions that need to be answered #very good question miles #first time i watched the miracle aligner mv i genuinely thought they were about to snog #that clip is on constant rotation in my mind #the giggle on last resort is taking me out #convinced every single death ramps performance was followed with mindblowing sex and no one can change my mind #very subtle alex #you aint fooling anyone boys #how do they not just give in and snog? #i saw a post about how his outfits got more wild as the tour went on and honestly i blame the sex #miles is pure blowing their cover #not the only thing hes blowing by the sounds of it. #THANKYOU FOR LISTENING AHHH #milex

[nicoscheer]

Don’t know if I’m just too dumb too find any pics but to me it seems like this

Both Alex and Miles always wore their respective Death ramps ring whenever and wherever but basically from the moment on that Alex lost his ring there is not (or I can’t find any) a single pic of Miles with his ring either instead he’s now always wearing that silver signet ring

#alex turner #miles kane #death ramps ring

[kinnoth]

Got tagged in a playlist meme by @zlutloki

*sucks teeth* oh boy. I, uh, don't actually know if I....enjoy music? Like I got into bandom a couple of times bc I'm brain damaged lol but if you asked me to explain why I liked the music by the bands I got into like .... I don't know if I could tell you. I don't know if I liked their music bc I liked their music or if I liked their music bc it was the output of dysfunctional people who didn't know how to talk to one another except through song you know? Like I think I own some pretty objectively bad music.

I can't tell you my favourite song; I don't know if I have one.

That being said I (illicitly) collected music for about 15 years like someone who knew the value of baseball cards but who didn't actually know anything about baseball would collect baseball cards lol

I used to obsessively download other people's FSTs even for fandoms and ships I didn't know. I think I accidentally ended up owning everything October Project put out between 2000-2003 like that

1) pipedown by babyshambles

2) little illusion machine by miles Kane ft the death ramps

3) deadwood by dirty pretty things

4) rock n roll star by oasis

5) United States of pop 2009 by dj earworm

6) chasing pavements by adele

7) peach plum pear covered by straylight run

8) you do by margaret whiting

9) cannonball covered by the gregory brothers

10) soldier's poem by muse

Tagging anybody who wants to do this. I'm not outing my problematic mutuals lmao

[knackerdconverse]

Fun fact guys I’m pretty sure the the eycte music video was filmed on the same beach as the thats what makes you beautiful by 1d music video 🤗

#arctic monkeys #the death ramps #alex turner #arctic monkeys lyrics #miles kane #the last shadow puppets