#mmmm yum yum yum crunch

[eepyracc]

You guys I might actually combust

I am eating him up, devouring him in fact, committing cannibalism and other heinous acts in his name. I do NOT think I will be able to survive a week waiting for him pls send help

#frothing at the mouth #intensive shaking #gnawing at the bars of my enclosure #mmmm yum yum yum crunch #30cm is nothing #anyways pls lend me strength because i might just convulse #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad? #what in hell is bad #prettybusy #whb lucifer

[eyebaus]

hhi just wanted to say that i love your art like how squishy scrimble it is like how i could take a bite and it would have a nice crunch like mmmm yum

WHY DO PEOPLE WANNA EAT MY DRAWINGS!!

#asks

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mfmgnrnfn gobbling this soft pretzel up oh my god hmnsnhaghehenns bs bbgherrmrnbbbeb munch crunch yum yum mmmm yeahbuddy

[kagehisanotsu]

(Deadpan) mmmm yummy tasty dry cornflakes nom nom nom yum crunch

#today is not a good day for functioning

[oops-i-died]

the mic on apple headphones looks so crunch ik I shouldnt eat it but the temptation sure is there

#Just bite into it and that nice metal taste reminding you of blood #And that crunchy plastic #Mmmm #im pretty sure they’re hollow too #if someone eats one pls tell me how it goes #Not saying that if it goes well I would eat one but #crunch #headphones #yum

[yieri]

neurofen shaped like tictac. crunch mmmm yum

[flowersheep]

Sander sides as stuff people/I have said/done

Logan, in the middle of class: Ooh, Spicy

Everyone: *says nothing or even acknowledge it*

Virgil: Is no one gonna acknowledge that he just said spicy?

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Thomas: What if the hallway is full of spiders and that's your only exit

Patton: I guess I'll perish

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Roman: Sherlock? As in Sherlock Holmes

Logan: No, Sherlock Dodson-OF COURSE ITS SHERLOCK HOLMES

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Logan and Virgil: *walking to a hamster wheel looking thing*

Logan: Okay so I'm gonna join yo-

Virgil: *jumps in* YEET! Alright see ya! *Starts scurrying away in the hamster wheel*

Roman: *wheezing and laughing* He just left you

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*the sides eating at the dinner table*

Roman: so there's gonna be competition

Virgil: *without looking up from his food* befriend them and then betray them

The sides: *looks at him in awkward silence*

Virgil: *looks up* what?

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Patton: *looks at a something so funny that he chokes on a cookie and almost throws up*

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Remus: Can I taste your pee?

(I don't know how to explain this one)

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Virgil, texting Roman: Zero context quote no. 2: "Mmmm yummm climb in here little yums dangerous delicious eat before it hurts us eat it now yummmmm."

Roman: whyyyyyy

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Roman: I TAKE THE ICE LIKE A MAN *proceeds to drink and crunch ice in front Patton*

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Patton: *passes by the Matterhorn at Disney world with Logan* Hey Logan, what did the horn say to the sad horn

Logan: what?

Patton: What's the Matterhorn?

Logan: *sighs and questions how they have some sort of relationship with each other*

#logan sanders #patton sanders #roman sandals #virgil sanders #remus sanders #tw remus #sander sides #incorrect quotes #(i guess?) #logicality #platonic logicality #(its really up to you on the last one) #this is really stupid

[cxtiei-blog]

children

children are so yummy, deep fried children are even better. mmmm yum yum. got that nice crunchy texture and tender insides. *crunch*

[stephenburges]

My Looney Tunes With speedy gonzales and bugs bunny Episode 1 : Wacky Mouse

*Speedy singing in spanish*

*Bugs thinks for a idea what he will do to him*

“You know folks? I am gonna trick this character.”

*He continues singing*

“Eh, what’s up doc?” *Crunching carrot*

“Don’t bother me senior, can’t you see I’m having my peace of quiet?”

“Is that so?”

“Yeah that’s.”

“Want to have taco?”

*Speedy’s tounge sweats with saliva*

“T-Taco!?”

“Yup, follow me.”

“Andele andele arriba arriba epa epa epa!”

“Oh yum.”

*Speedy tastes it*

“Uh, it tastes weird. What did you make it from?”

“Eh, start crunching it and you’ll see.”

“Ok?”

*His eyes widened*

“MMMM! Karamba!!”

*He spits out the the tnt taco and runs off*

“Eh, ain’t I a stinker?”

“Maybe keep tricking?”

“Yes.”

“This would be a great one for me I guess!”

“Geez, why did I trust that bunny in the first place?”

“Ehhh.. hiya neighbour!”

“Uh, hola bug-“

“YOU!?”

“For heavens sake, leave me alone!!!”

*He runs even faster so bugs can’t chase him*

“Okay, my tricking didn’t work. hmm.. better look out for this one.”

*He twists the toy mouse to look for speedy to trick him more*

“This will be a great one.”

“I think.”

*Speedy would stare at the female toy mouse*

“Hola seniorita, whatcha ‘doin?”

“Uh okay.”

“Hmm, search some real tacos instead that bunny tricking me.”

“Hello senior!”

“May I have a taco?”

“Sure.”

*Man snickering*

“Here ya go.”

*Speedy accidentally bites bugs’s paw*

“AHHHHHHHHHHHOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!”

“Oops.”

*Bugs falls immediately*

“AHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

*THUMP!*

“I knew it, that dumb bunny is giving me a headache. Ima leaving.”

“Stupid long eared senior rabbit.”

“Soooo mad.”

*He sits down, putting his sombrero on his knees*

“Need to sit down and think, which country should I move in.”

*Again bugs dresses up as a mouse to fool him*

“Uhh.. hola.”

“Hello speedy.”

“What’s wrong? You have your sombrero on your knees. You angry? So so angry?”

“Pfft! yeah, some rabbit is fooling me and trickin’ me.”

“Some rabbit? You don’t say.”

*The fake mouse head comes off bugs’s head*

*He half eyebrows*

“Is that rabbit is tricking me again?”

“Huh!? Ok rabbit. This is how you play it. fine, I am finito! perfectly done! no mister mouse’s guy!”

*He zooms to the airport and goes into the plane*

“Adíos seníor bugs, no tricking a one fast smart mouse!”

*He laughs*

“Ahh.. nothing but a great ride.”

*Speedy looks down in shock*

“Tasmania?”

“Ohh…”

*He hardly lands on the ground*

“OW!”

*Tasmanian devil spins like a tornado*

*Tasmanian devil spluttering*

“Hey, watch your mouth senior tassy!”

“What did ya say mouse!?”

“Heheheh!”

“Epa epa! andele!!!!”

*He runs away*

The end

Warner Bros

2019 March

Speedy Gonzales ~ Kai Anderson Bugs Bunny ~ Ed Stephens Tasmanian devil ~ Luke Spielberg

[jasminestravelspot]

A wee bit off the grid

If you follow me on Instagram you’ll know I’ve not been off grid. At all. However as soon as I was with a group of people (some of the most fantastic people alive) I have found it much harder to dedicate time to write.

It is currently the small hours of be morning (it’s 3am and we didn’t get to bed until 1am) but our aircon is broken and I can’t sleep.

I. Am. Astounded. Rather than run through chronologically I might just jump all over the place with some of the phenomenal things we’ve seen. Today (yesterday I guess) remains difficult to put into words. We visited the Killing Fields and S-21 prison, learning very in-depth about Pol Pot’s regime, the systematic torture and killing of beyond innocent people - millions of them.

But not only this - because of the cultural difference between a country like this and where I am from, the whole thing is much more raw and accessible. For example you actually walk over dead bones and clothing in the grass, you see blood stains of the floors, the faces of 12 year old machine soldiers stare at you in the prison cells. It was confronting. I am selfishly grateful for the people I visited with - all of whom shared the experience and space with humility and kindness.

In addition, from thousands upon thousands of people in this one prison, only 7 survived. Two of these brave men come to the museum everyday to share their story, less we forget.

It was extremely difficult (again selfish?? But it’s hard....) but Elodie and I took the offer of a photo with one man (which lit him up and brought out one word of his non-existent English ... “thank you”. It’s a truly special photograph.

The rest of that day was spent chilling out together, clearing our energies and connecting through sharing stories. Needless to say if you know me, but I’m in a heavenly place.

Before things got really heavy, we spent our final day in Siem Reap (we’re now in Phenom Penh) at Angkor Wat - INCREDIBLE. Just incredible. Stunningly beautiful and a really fun day with my fellow travellers. The photos speak a thousand more words than I have so please enjoy them. We have one guy, Omar, with us who has an IPhone Gazziliion (or something) who has been taking the most stunning photos. I sadly don’t have access to my Canon photos yet, so catch me in a couple months posting massives of photos. I won’t apologise.

By the early afternoon we’d been chugging along since 4am and were all pretty exhausted. A couple hours pool side filled the tanks and Bailee and I went and explored the nearby temples. Managed to befriend a monk of Facebook (did you know they like all have iPhones?!?) and have a dog piss on me whilst peacefully watching monks meditating. Mood killer if I’ve ever experienced one. We excused ourself from the holy place crying with laughter.

Despite our early morning we kept the vibes going until the early hours with a night out together. I tell you what, smack 15 perfect strangers together in another country, give them some beers and long bus rides of chatting and you’ll be partying like you’ve known each other for years.

A couple of us managed to smash out a HITT workout in the morning which got my hangover off to a fantastic start. Needless to say I was falling off my chair with exhaustion by the end of the day.

Back on the bus we went headed for the capital city Phnom Penh. The drive was pretty lovely and we had lunch at this gorgeous spot on the river side. The next stop was a insect market where ONLY 2 of us tried the local delicacy of friend crickets (or spiders or like any other bug imaginable). Tasted very much like garlic and crunch. Thumbs up from me.

When we got to the capital I really felt the French colonialism in the country. The architecture is insanely beautiful, but very European. Our evening exploration saw us discover the waterfront where the pretty pink sky and cooler air had us all overflowing happiness.

Our dinner was at this funky restaurant where they played us Cindy Lauper and classic 80’s bests. I haven’t written much about the food but it is really delicious. I’m adding chilli to everything and enjoying all the yummy spices and flavours and mmmm yes Asian food. Khmer food has definitely won me over so far.

The next morning at 6am Rachel, Omar, Bailee and myself (the four doing the full 40 day tour) went out for a 5km run along the river. Definitely a run I will never forget (both for the scenery and the humidity which killed my lungs).

After learning about the modern history yesterday we all wondered off and made the most of the city. Meeting back up later for some YUM Indian food and a couple of beers. We’re currently on a van on our way to an Island for two nights for some well needed lazy lounging time, swimming, snorkelling and maybe a sunset boat ride or two. Fantastic.

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