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ayma-nidiot · 2 years

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Dawn of the Dark Chapter 2 - Satogou mpreg fic

This chapter can be found here on AO3.

Chapter 2 - Mister

Since Goh spent only a handful of hours looking for Mew, it was only early afternoon when he returned to Cerise Laboratory. Naturally, Ash had not returned from his match yet, but it displayed loudly on the living room T.V. Even though it had only been going on for about ten minutes, the fans erupted in cheer for their Champion.

“So who’s winning?” Goh asked Chloe, who watched the match on the couch with Yamper, on his way to the kitchen. Grookey laid on the floor, poking Eevee with its stick.

“The match just started, and already, Ash’s opponent’s first Pokemon fainted,” Chloe replied without looking away from the T.V. “He should have known better than to use a Centiskorch against Ash’s Dragonite. I may not know much about Pokemon battles, but even I know a bad type matchup when I see one.”

“I see…” Goh grinned, returning with a plate of takoyaki, a shaker of rainbow sprinkles, and a giant squeeze bottle of syrup. “That’s my Ash for you!”

“Uh…” Chloe’s face contorted as she watched Goh combine this food into one nasty concoction. “Ew?”

Goh took a bite of the takoyaki before saying, “Huh? I don’t see what the surprise is. I’ve been eating chocolate-covered takoyaki for three weeks now.”

“Yeah, but that doesn’t make it any less disgusting. Can’t you at least eat something else?” To get away, Chloe decided to go to the kitchen and brew Goh some ginger tea. “I just hope it doesn’t make you throw up like you did this morning.”

“Oh?” Goh noticed Chloe in the kitchen, and decided to go there. “You don’t have to do that-” He would soon regret getting up off the couch, because as soon as he did, the smell of fish assaulted his nostrils. “Ugh! What is that stench?”

“I’m cooking dinner for a party with my coworkers,” Chloe replied. She stopped the tea kettle before adding a few seasonings into the dish she was making. “It’s milkfish. I thought you liked it? Just two months ago, at my birthday party you were wolfing it down without a care in the world…”

“S-Sorry!” Goh pined for an excuse to leave. “I’m gonna go to the takoyaki stand at Vermilion Port and get some more! I’m also gonna stop by the Poke Mart to get some more chocolate syrup! Catch you later!”

Chloe blinked as Goh left the house, leaving his soiled dishes on the coffee table. She picked them up, grimacing at the blend of takoyaki sauce with rainbow sprinkles. “Goh is sure acting weird… Maybe I should tell Dad?”

As much as Goh wanted to stay and watch his boyfriend’s match live, he couldn’t stand the ever-growing fish stink wafting throughout the house, and was grateful for the fresh air. It didn’t even occur to him to bring any of his Pokemon with him.

Failing to do so would turn out to be a big mistake, for as he left Vermilion Port with a ton of takoyaki, a five-year-old boy and his Morpeko were cornered by a trio of Ekans in an alleyway.

“Y-Yaaah!” The boy shrunk as his Morpeko was on her last legs. “Stay away!”

“Ekanssssss!” The leader of the Ekans trio hissed, poised to shoot a Sludge Bomb attack at the boy.

“Oh no!” Goh felt in his pockets, only to discover his Poke Balls were absent. “I gotta do something…”

Before Goh could run too close, the Morpeko got back on her feet, standing in front of the little boy. “Morpe, Morpeko!”

“Morpeko…” As if out of nowhere, the boy pumped his fists in the air with gusto. “All right, Morpeko! Let’s beat these guys! Use your Aura Wheel attack!”

“Pepepepepepeko!!!!” Morpeko charged, full force, knocking out all three of the Ekans instantly.

“Sssss…” The three Ekans used the last of their strength to flee into an even more narrow alleyway nearby.

“All right!” The boy picked up his Morpeko, twirling her around in celebration. “We got ‘em, Morpeko!”

“Pepepe! Morpeko!” Morpeko laughed for a spell; then, all of a sudden, her countenance changed, as did her form.

“Uh… Uh-oh!” The boy panicked, not knowing how to fully handle Morpeko’s Hangry Mode. “What do I do?”

Luckily for him, Goh knew just what to do, and called out, “Hey, kid, you need some help?”

The boy turned around, grateful that a smart-looking grown-up could come to his rescue. “Yes… Please, Mister!”

When Goh had reached the pair, he took out a bowl of takoyaki and opened the lid. Holding up the bowl to Morpeko, he offered, “Here, help yourself!”

“Pepepepeko!” In no time, Morpeko finished that bowl and demanded a second one.

“I’ve got plenty!” Goh knelt, laying down two more bowls of takoyaki for the Two-Sided Pokemon. “Help yourself!”

“You’re really kind, Mister…” The boy wasn’t quite sure what else to say.

“It’s nothing at all! They had a special at the takoyaki stand, so I was able to get some sweet deals!” Goh proudly held up two more bags of takoyaki with three bowls each.

“But… But what if…?” The boy looked to his Morpeko, who unexpectedly turned back to Full Belly Mode. “Oh, never mind.”

“Look!” Goh took a look at Morpeko’s leg. “Morpeko is hurt!”

“Um…” The boy scratched his head. “I don’t know where the nearest Pokemon Center or Mart is.”

Goh couldn’t believe that this boy managed to win a tight battle by himself. “What we need are some Potions. You can come with me to the Poke Mart and I can get you some, if it’s okay with your parents. By the way, where are they?”

The boy started following Goh. “Well, they wanted me to go buy some goodies… But then those mean Ekans came out!”

“Then we need to return you home after we’ve taken care of Morpeko. Your parents must be worried sick about you.”

The boy looked to the floor, clearly embarrassed, as he and Goh now entered the Poke Mart. “Thanks a lot, Mister.”

“Oh, you can call me Goh.” Goh knelt to the boy’s eye level. “What’s your name?”

“I’m Damian.” The boy hugged Morpeko. “And this is my daddy’s Morpeko. He let her come with me to keep me safe.”

“Hey there, Morpeko.” Goh petted Damian’s Pokemon. “Don’t you worry! We’re going to get you all better!”

“Morpeko!” Morpeko nuzzled Goh’s hand in gratitude.

“By the way, Damian…” Goh didn’t want to break the jolly mood, but he had to bring it up. “How old are you?”

“I’m five.” Damian happily held up five fingers.

“Isn’t it dangerous for you to be out here by yourself? Do your parents let you go out a bunch?”

“Mm-hm!” Damian took out a black Rotom Phone. “Mommy said that I can call her if I need help!”

“Then I hope you plan to do that after we’re done here. Do you promise?”

“Yes, Mi- I mean, yes, Goh. I will.”

“Bye bye!” Goh waved as he watched Damian walk off. “Be safe out there!”

“Bye, Goh!” Damian smiled at Goh, but when he turned around with the Rotom Phone to his ear, that smile turned into a smirk. “Hey, Mommy. Daddy. You’ll never believe who I just met.”

Unaware of what could be going on inside that boy’s head, Goh continued on home with his load of groceries, surprised at being able to carry it all. “And to think, I still have six bowls of takoyaki… Okay, then, I better get home so I can get to work on that!”

As Goh walked along, he called Ash, not realizing that he was being followed. “Yeah, babe? I’m on my way home from the Poke Mart. I got us some sweet groceries.”

“Yeah?” Ash could be heard saying from the other end. “Let me guess, your chocolate syrup again?”

“Three giant squeeze bottles of it!” Goh held up a peace sign with his free hand, as if he expected Ash to see. “Gotta make sure we don’t run out now!”

“That’s true, hahaha. Speaking of the Poke Mart, I went to the local bath store and got you that lavender bubble bath you like. After dinner, I can run a bath for you, if you want. …Well, see you in a bit, love!”

“See you!” Goh hung up and kissed his Rotom Phone. “Ah, what did I do to deserve a sweet boyfriend?”

Before Goh could get caught up in how much he loved Ash, an abrupt and loud noise sounded from a bush behind him. “Mooo!”

“Huh? Who’s that?” Goh’s smile fell as he slowly turned around. He couldn’t see anyone back there, but before he could turn back and assume he was safe, he found himself face-to-face with five Tauros. “Gaaaah!”

“Mooo! Mooooo!” The Tauros surrounded Goh in a ring, with one of them having a Tackle at the ready.

“Um… Nice Tauros… Good Tauros…” Naturally, Goh’s attempts at placation didn’t work. “Yikes… Maybe I should call Ash…”

But before Goh could make this call, the Tauros rammed straight into him, sending him and the Rotom Phone flying. “Moooo!”

“Yaaaaah!” Goh landed flat on his face, while the Rotom Phone landed Arceus knew where. Not only did his head and stomach hurt, but he didn’t have any strength to fight back. All he could do was scoot close to the nearest tree. “Ow… Please… What’s gotten into you guys? What did I do to you?”

Rather than mooing, the Tauros all prepared a Giga Impact at once.

“No… No, I don’t want to die!” Goh’s heart started racing out of nowhere, and he could feel a strange energy brewing from within him. “Noooooo!”

The last thing that Goh could remember before passing out was the sight of the five Tauros being flung several meters.

#pokemon #pokemon journeys #mpreg #satogou #firstfriendshipping #fanfic #fanfiction

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steven-universe-search-history · 4 years

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Mean Lapis redemption??? 🥺🥺🥺

YES,,,

trust is a big thing for her.

she eventually turns up at little homeworld. it’s late at night, it’s cold, she’s shivering (she’s not even sure why. since when does she feel the cold? five minutes on this planet and she already feels more human. it’s like a curse), and she sits on the warp pad for a while without any effort to move.

she doesn’t go to find anyone.

they find her.

she sees lapis and freckles, walking with clasped hands and soft smiles and whispered secret jokes, and she doesn’t even think they’re going to notice her until suddenly they stop dead in their tracks. curly sits in front of them, eyes looking resolutely anywhere except at them, and she balls her hands into fists. “hi,” is all she says, and for a second she swears she sees freckles resisting the urge to run into her arms.

“can we trust her?” lapis whispers.

can i trust them, curly thinks. she doesn’t say it. she doesn’t ask.

she watches as freckles nods. “i think so,” and curly lets out a breath of relief that she didn’t know she’d been holding.

there’s still no contact. lapis regards her from a distance, expression distrustful but still somehow laced with warmth. freckles shakes her hands with barely contained excitement, hips swinging from side to side. curly thinks it’s unfairly cute, but that’s just another thing she doesn’t say out loud.

she goes home with lapis.

apparently lapis and freckles have been living together; it’s clear in the decoration. meep morps consisting of shapes of metal jammed together, and then pressed flowers hanging in perfect picture frames on the wall. music notes painted in dark black, scattered over the walls. so many blankets and pillows that the couch is barely visible underneath it all. and a framed picture on the coffee table, of lapis and freckles close together, lapis’ lips pressed softly against freckles’ cheek. it makes her feel a little empty. she doesn’t know why.

she sleeps on the couch. except she doesn’t sleep, does she? she’s not a human. she doesn’t want to be anything like a human. but lapis and freckles retreat to another room, and freckles sits wide awake on the couch, hands clenching and unclenching in her lap. hours pass. it feels like days.

they take her to steven the next morning. “steven universe,” she whispers under her breath. “little diamond who refuses to be a diamond.”

“welcome,” he says, and his smile is so bright that somehow she can’t find it in herself to dislike him. he takes her hand and shakes it, and sweeps an arm out in a grand gesture to the school around them. “we’re glad to have you here!” she almost thinks he means it.

classes are hard. she destroys plants in gardening class, and doesn’t quite understand why the peridot that’s in charge seems so distraught. it’s what was meant to happen. nature destroyed. murdered. gone. that’s her job. isn’t it?

they don’t go home after classes. freckles’ hand is in hers (apparently they’re on a touching basis again. she isn’t going to complain) and lapis walks a few steps ahead of them, glancing over her shoulder every few seconds. it’s not annoyed, it’s not concerned, it’s not pitying. it’s an emotion that curly can’t quite place. she can’t tell if she likes it.

they take her to the beach. the ocean, she thinks. the water. i get to destroy.

they don’t stop her when she runs across the sand, and the ocean lifts up into a giant hand behind her as her skirt whips in the wind. they don’t stop her. why aren’t they stopping her?

lapis flinches. freckles comforts her, an arm around her waist as she breathes fast, way too fast. curly doesn’t get closer. she can hear enough from where she is, something about bad memories, so much like myself, did you even wonder who i used to be?

she lets the water fall.

she doesn’t move.

they come to her.

“sorry,” she says, and it feels weird on her tongue. it’s something she’s never said before, never this sincerely at least, but somehow it feels right. “i’m sorry.”

they go home again, afterwards.

she sleeps this time.

she wakes up with their arms around her.

she tries harder in classes. no destruction. peridot gives her a sticker. she says thank you, though she’s not really sure why. “it’s polite,” lapis tells her. polite feels quite nice.

they go to the beach again.

and this time they watch the sunset.

“this is what we wanted to show you,” freckles says. curly watches as she draws the ocean towards them, in swirling patterns that flow around their legs. “beauty. happiness. it’s nice here.”

“full of love,” lapis says.

and strangely, it is.

she stays.

she sleeps.

she graduates.

she loves.

and after a while, the picture on the coffee table changes.

the three of them close together, curly in the middle, freckles kissing one cheek and lapis kissing the other.

beauty. happiness. it’s nice here.

full of love.

#I LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMM #steven answers

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furashuban · 6 years

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Practical Jokes

Alright dudes, I finished my fanfic based on @jenhedgehog‘s adorable concept ! I did my best but I still hope you guys like it.

Words: 2.0K

Summary: A whoopee cushion that Lapis learns about drives her and Peridot into tricking each other with it for the day.

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14255283

The coffee table in the temple's living room was holding a scattered pile of prizes normally found in human gift shops and arcades. And surrounding the clump of items were two gems, randomly inspecting each of them for their amusement and curiosity. Lapis was by Amethyst’s side while they were putting on bizarrely shaped glasses and testing slingshots that barely hurt people. They looked like things that belonged strewn in the barn somewhere. At least that’s what the blue gem thought and wanted. One other thing she also thought was where Pearl was able to find them so she could quire such novelties.

“So these are things that Pearl gives to Steven when he finishes training?” Lapis inquires.

“Yeah, but she keeps leaving ‘em in the sky arena so I stole everything just to show you.” Amethyst replies jokingly. “Maybe you can use them for your meep morps or whatever they’re called.”

“Thanks, but wouldn’t she notice?”

“Nah you’re good. I mean, just look at how much of this junk I managed to pull out in that fanny pack over here…”

While scavenging some more, the last thing Lapis found was something she knew couldn’t possibly fit in Pearl’s fanny pack, only she was completely unsure on what it was. It simply looked like a deflated pillow painted red, or maybe an expired cinnamon bun. She picks it up and examines it carefully but found absolutely no clue on what it could be. “Hmm…What the heck is this supposed to be?”

Amethyst glances and chuckles inaudibly. “I didn’t know that was in there.” she says and takes the object out of her hand. “Okay, this here is called a “whoopee cushion”, and you kinda use it to make ‘physical’ jokes or something like that.”

Lapis did not want to ask any more questions during her stay in the temple. But she was sure that Amethyst understood how she was fresh to all this. “In what way exactly…?” she asks while scratching her hair. “It looks like the LAST thing you would want to use to make jokes with…”

The purple gem suddenly stood up and needlessly cleared her throat. “Observe, Lapis.”

She gently lay the whoopee cushion on top a part of the couch and dusted off the crest. Afterward, she faced the opposite direction of the pad, presenting her poised grin to Lapis’ view. The purple gem later bounced slightly from the ground and coarsely landed bottom first onto the whoopee cushion, revealing the effect of the item. The thump caused the two gems to perceive an absurd clatter that sounded disgusting, and yet oddly amusing.

PLLBBBBBBBBBBGHH

Lapis’ eyes widened from the noise until it slowly finished with silence. It was definitely surprising to hear loudness come out of something seemingly unusable, and the noise triggered her into hilarity and tried visibly to hold her grin soon after. But out of nowhere, she snorted and uncontrollably brought out a firm round of laughter while Amethyst joined in. Now the blue gem understood what it was for; fart jokes, possibly the best and easiest humor to exist on Earth.

“And the best part is…there’s no smell, just the sound.” Amethyst says and gets off the whoopee cushion. “Wanna give it a go?”

Lapis snorts one more time. “No, maybe later.” She replies. The whoopee cushion was taken out of the couch as the blue gem examined it again, imagining how priceless it would be to test it on someone else. It was like how she and Steven could make the same noise with their hand pressed on their mouth but it was WAY funnier. Anyone who sat on it would be more shocked than how Lapis was, hearing a fart come out of dead balloon. “You know what Amethyst, I think I want to bring this whoopee cushion with me to the barn…” she says.

“What are ya gonna use it for?”

The blue gem gaped at her and grinned. “…I’m going to trick Peridot into sitting down on this.”

Amethyst wheezed and chuckled hysterically. “Ah man, she’s going to freak out hard!” she exclaims ecstatic, secretly proud of the blue gem for wanting to prank her roommate.

“Mhm.” Lapis nods. “It’s going to be fun...for me at least.”

“Dude, you should come back here later and tell me how she reacts.” Amethyst says. “You’re completely allowed to take the whoopee cushion with you, since I won’t tell Pearl about it anyway.”

… … … … …

After Lapis’ visit to the temple, she flew home shortly with the whoopee cushion hidden behind her back. She entered the barn and looked all over the place. Peridot wasn’t seen anywhere, but she overheard her and Pumpkin being busy with their farm outside. So that gave the blue gem enough time to figure out how she was going to use her new jesting armament.

When would the two gems normally sit down? She imagined convincing Peridot to use the tractor and the seat had the whoopee cushion on it, but it could be too late since she was already in the farm. And who knows? It was probably dangerous, too. She hummed and ambled across the room, until spotting the olive green couch she and her roommate normally used to watch the TV indoors. “I could go for another marathon right about now.” She utters.

She flew to the second floor and plants the object onto Peridot’s seat. Her grin was already appearing and could hardly be contained. If only she knew that whoopee cushions existed before so she could elusively tease her partner and capture amusement in hearing the repulsive sound it made. Her snare of a joke was prepared, and glanced at the barn’s open doors to see a shadow closing in. Peridot had just arrived, and definitely just in time.

“Oh, hey Lapis!” Peridot says immediately when she saw her favorite roommate from above. “When did you show up?”

“I uh, just came now.” Lapis replies and tries not to act suspicious. “…So Peridot, do you want to watch some more Camp Pining Hearts today?”

“But we just finished binge watching season’s three to four of CPH yesterday.” Peridot retorts.

“Well do you want to do it again…?” Lapis proposes.

The green gem gasps from excitement. “I never thought you’d ask!” she exclaims. “I’ll go set up our TV. Stay where you are, Laz.”

Now everything was going according to plan, and in fast pace too. Peridot rushed to the second floor and picked up the numerous VHS tapes holding the episodes she and Lapis have watched for a million times now. As the TV was being set up in front of the couch, Lapis took a seat down on her part of the couch and waited patiently for Peridot to finish up. Her finger was tapping repeatedly against the armrest while the green gem finally inserted the tape on the VHR. The intro and a preview of the previous episode displayed. Now Peridot could finally sit down and snare herself into Lapis’ prank.

“Alright Lapis, get ready to stay up and finish all these¬¬–––” Peridot says and sits on her part of her sofa, completely unaware of the add-on on her seat. The whoopee cushion ultimately set off the moment the green gem relaxed on the couch. Hence forth, the noise returned. PLLBBBBBBBBBBGHHH

Peridot screeched from fear and immediately jumps out of her seat. She accidently crashes on the floorboards while trembling slightly, quickly shifting her facial expression from overjoyed to frighten. “What the heck was that?!” she loudly inquires.

She gawked at Lapis, who was suddenly bursting with laughter and glee. Her eyes were tightly shut and her fist lightly bashed the armrest as she let her awaited comicalness emit. She snorted and chuckled every second while Peridot was still in shock and confusion. The sound of Peridot screaming promptly with the fart noises practically killed her.

“Um, that wasn’t me that made the sound, Lapis.” Peridot says a little flustered.

The blue gem panted and took time to calm down. “Of course I know.” She says. “You just fell into my trap, Peri.” She grabs the whoopee cushion and reveals it to the still muddled gem on the floor. Peridot stands up and scrutinizes the maroon pad. She was having the same thoughts Lapis had back in the temple. “You mean that deflated pillow creates a farting noise when I sit on it?” she asks.

“Yep. And you should’ve seen how precious your face was.” Lapis replies playfully. Peridot was mesmerized by Lapis’ deviousness, catching the same sense of cheerfulness. She giggles mortified and asks for the whoopee cushion to be stowed away for now.

“Are we still going to finish our marathon?” she inquires.

“Let’s just watch Season 3 for now…” Lapis replies.

“Aghh darn…”

… … … … …

The green gem realized that two could play at this game. If an intellectual gem such as Peridot was gullible enough to sit on a whoopee cushion, it was time for a little payback to be brought against her favorite gem…The CPH marathon was over after an hour, Lapis rose up and went out the truck, deciding to fly around the area a bit for fresh air. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.” She said before taking off. When she wasn’t looking, Peridot recognized she left the whoopee cushion on her seat. It was there that she shiftily grasped the item and ambled downstairs to Lapis’ hammock. “It’s my turn now, Lapis.”

She sloppily places the cushion on the weaved bed and rushes across the room to hide behind one her meep morps. Chuckling was emanated as she knew her own plan was fool proof. Lapis could take a nap any minute now, and she passed the time by using her tablet on mute. This wasn’t the first time the two gems have bantered with each other and this wasn’t the first time they having fun with it either.

Lapis came back inside eventually, yawning and stretching while she made her way to her hammock. Peridot on the other hand watched from the distance and anticipated the gag to commence. The blue gem silently put herself at ease and got on the hammock. But just like Peridot, she fell right into some gem’s ruse and almost woke herself up. PLLBBBGHH, the whoopee cushion went off the third time today. Peridot held her hilarity to see Lapis’ response, only to see how the blue gem was also on the verge of chuckling. She once again let out an outburst of laughter and unable to control herself yet again. And slowly, Peridot was charmed hearing her partner chuckle in delight. And as she kept watching, it was matter of time until Lapis had fallen from her hammock and impacted the floor.

The green gem gasped and went out of her hiding place. “Oh my gosh!” she shouted, racing across the room and rushing to her roommate. “Lapis, are you hurt?” but she only replied with more laughter. “I’m so sorry, I didn’t think you were going to fall–––“

All of a sudden, the noise of the whoopee cushion came again. Peridot discovered the pad under her foot and must have inflated quickly. Hereafter, Lapis’ laughter erupted deeply to the point where she was crying and curling on the floor. Peridot, awestruck by her lawless enjoyment, found herself also gradually grinning and snickering. The whole barn suddenly blew up with the enjoyment of the two gems. Peridot soon fell to the ground abruptly and landed next to Lapis. They gawked at each other as they continued to chuckle unceasingly. Who would think that such a repulsive noise from a simple gag novelty was able to give exploding energy in the barn? But as they lay giggling, Peridot pulled Lapis closer to hear her amiable laughter better. Lapis then grasped one of her hands until both of them could calm down. The noises released from them caused Pumpkin to rush into the room, too bemused to even bark at them to stop. The two gems just happened to share the same, senseless sense of humor.

#steven universe #lapidot #fanfiction #my works #lapis lazuli #peridot #amethyst #a fic almost about fart jokes #i did my best

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