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So Arachne is a spider, yes?
And did you know spiders don't like peppermint?
So does Arachne not like peppermint?
I like to imagine an au where Kid did research on spiders before the arachne battle, and when the aprtoi come face to face with her, he just whips out a spray bottle of peppermint extract and sprays it in her face.
She just like yowls and is like "NOOOOO YOU HENIOUS BRAT HOW DID YOU KNOOOOWW?"
And now the entire of spartoi + teachers are laughing their ass off as Arachne is curled up in a ball on the floor and Kid is dead-faced and completely serious as he repetitvely sprays down at her.
He has two more bottles locked and loaded.
This IS a fic request.
This request gave me a good giggle! I like the thought of witches sharing similar weaknesses to their familiars! Thank you! (Also this is one of the most lighthearted fics I've written for this fandom so far lol)
Kid taking down Arachne with the power of peppermint essential oils:
Kid was completely prepared for this moment. He had been researching witches in depth since he knew they were a threat. When he learned about Arachne and her organization Arachnophobia, he figured that finding ways to keep spiders away was going to be a smart idea. Planting peppermint around the academy and spraying every potential entryway with citrus was the start to ensure there weren’t spiders creeping in to spy on the academy for Arachne.
During his research on witches though, Kid also found that witches tend to carry a lot of the same traits and habits of their familiars. Figuring that there could be no harm by trying, Kid tucked away some peppermint sprays as he and the academy prepped themselves to ambush Arachnophobia’s headquarters. 
Infiltrating the base was rough, but Kid managed to keep a lot of their positions secured by repelling lingering spiders in the area with his DIY sprays. The long nights putting together concoctions to keep the academy secured and ignoring Liz and Patty’s jabs about him getting carried away with all of his “DIY Spider Repellant” videos was paying off. 
Each team split up to find each major villain in the base, and Kid was going to make sure that he was on the team to find Arachne. As his group ran through the halls, they came across a large set of doors. Slowly, the group pushed them open, only to be pulled in through the doors by first, their eyes traveled up a large web to see Arachne staring down at them.
They were face to face with her now- her eyes were mocking, as if they were all flies caught in a web.
“I must admit, you did a splendid job at avoiding my babies. How did you manage to keep them away from you?” she asked as she slowly lowered herself from her webbed throne.
The second she touched the ground, Kid lunged forward, lobbing a gas can full of his peppermint spray her way. Once the scent hit her nose, she froze up, her eyes watering, and her demeanor changing to one of panic and anger.
“So this is how you got here. By using cheap tricks to upset my spiders!” 
As the spray continued to swirl higher around her, she began coughing and finding a way to escape the cloud of minty fresh gas surrounding her.
Kid caught a glimpse of his teammates and teachers as he moved in further to continue bombarding Arachne with sprays until she gave in. Everyone seemed to be in a state of amused shock at the sight.
“Well, are you just going to stand there and wait for me to run out of this?” Kid calls out to them.
Luck was on the academy’s side as they all went in for the capture. Arachne was infuriated, her ego shot at being captured by something so simple. As she plotted her escape, she knew that a change would need to be made and also began the plans for a mask to keep out any scents that would throw her into coughing fits.
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callmebread · 1 year
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I cant find part 1, can you link please??
Even I can’t find it💀
You can check it out on my instagram! It’ll be easy for u to scroll!
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feralnumberfive · 1 year
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Since youre midwestern, do you live with/near chickens? Its my dream to have a farm of Norwegian chickens in Norway
Unfortunately my town doesn't allow chickens within city limits, much to my town's dismay, but it's common to see smaller towns (I'd say less than 700 people) with chickens in them! And if you drive out on a gravel road into the countryside it's extremely common to see houses with chickens running free in the yard, especially on farms. It's neat to drive by and just see a whole bunch of chickens running free and enjoying themselves :] I hope you're able to have your chicken farm in Norway someday!! ❤️
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terrorjk · 1 year
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DTK Headcanons?
DTK Headcanons!!!
- He once gave the key to the city to "some random old man" (per Soul). It was Tony Hawk.
- After the Book of Eibon ordeal, Maka would realize that there are things about Kid's disability that she doesn't understand, so she would ask him how to be a better friend to him. Not only did she get context for it from a book (and she loves/learns well from books), but she also confronted her insecurities about not feeling as strong as Kid (or Black*Star) in the Envy chapter.
- Kid would absolutely try to make things right with his brother. He would realize that sealing Asura away just puts off problems rather than solving them.
And, really, he's uncomfortable thinking of Asura as "a problem." After all, thinking of the witches as problems to be dealt with led to a lot of conflict over the centuries.
But he's still annoyed that Asura told him the truth about a bunch of stuff their dad lied about. And Kid doesn't want to concede the points Asura made (especially about how Lord Death creating him was irresponsible). So he keeps trying to argue with Asura even after sealing him in the moon, which Patty and Liz think is the funniest brotherly shit. Though Liz has said "Let Asura rest" at least once.
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fiveapocalypse · 1 year
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That little fic bit was just. ugh. made me sad lmao loved it
Oh hello :) and I’m glad you did Ehe he :)) you’re welcome to request some stuff
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corner-of-rese · 1 year
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reviving my tumblr to tell ya’ll to go to my friend @mortallychoppedgalaxy for your fanfiction needs
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Death*Star, “Wings”
Request from @mortallychoppedgalaxy (I don’t know your friend’s @ so please share with them! :D) Thank you for requesting!
Apologies if Black*Star is ooc, I’m not super used to writing him, but ya can’t get better with practice!
CW: Self harm, injury, spoilers for manga
Black*Star had seen what it looked like when Kid was having a breakdown. He knew that Kid would go into periods of rage or self-loathing when something was off. Most of the time though, Liz and Patty were there to help him recollect his thoughts, or it wasn’t intense enough that Kid could push past it himself.
Something seemed off to Black*Star today though. He knew that Liz and Patty had gone to New York to visit an old friend. This was at Kid’s request when he had seen that the two of them were stressing themselves out with work. Had this vacation happened months ago, Black*Star would have thought nothing of it. Kid wouldn’t have known what was ahead and he would’ve been able to go to his dad if he really needed help. Though, had it been a few months ago, Kid probably would have gone with Liz and Patty.
He wasn’t completely up to date with everything Kid was dealing with after the fight with Asura and the death of his father, but Black*Star knew that there was a lot of tension between the academy and witches still. In general, everyone was stressed and seemed terrified that another giant betrayal might happen. He didn’t have to know the details to know that everyone around him was hanging by a thread.
As Black*Star walked through the halls of the DWMA towards the room that was now Kid’s office; he noticed something odd about the floors. There were a bunch of tufts of feathers scattered throughout the hallway.
“Damn, is Stein sneaking around and blowing up birds here now?” he thought to himself, half-jokingly.
He realized then, that the feathers had stopped at the door to Kid’s office. He didn’t think too much of it until he barged in unannounced, per his usual visits to his friends.
The room looked much different than what it used to. It resembled a more streamline cemetery rather than the haphazard battlefield graveyard Lord Death’s took on. Instead of a blue sky the walls looked like a sunset. The last of the room that still resembled Lord Death was the walkway of guillotines and the giant mirror that sat on an altar at the end of the room. That was where Kid would sit, a desk placed in front of it in case he needed to make any calls. 
-And there was Kid. He was wrapped up in a large pair of black wings, huddled down behind his desk away from the view of the mirror. Black*Star hopped up to the altar, inspecting the wings that he found were protruding from Kid’s back.
“Woah, since when did you have these? Can you fly with them? Can you carry people when you’re flying? Will you fly with-”
“Black*Star will you shut the hell up?!”
Black*Star paused, only a little shocked at Kid’s sudden reaction. He’d been scolded by Kid before when he was being too much or acting kind of like an asshole, but this reaction was pretty intense for him maybe being a little annoying.
“Dude… what’s up?” Black*Star asks, trying to quiet down his voice.
“It’s nothing you need to worry about.” Kid responds.
Kid doesn’t say anything else, so Black*Star decides to sit down next to him for a bit.
“Uhh… did you see all the feathers in the hall? It looked like Stein popped a bird. Actually, the feathers kind of look like-” Black*Star stopped as he looked at Kid’s wings again.
He was so enthralled before that he didn’t realize immediately, but now he could see the patches of near-translucent skin hidden by much heftier layers of feathers. The skin he could see looked pinkish, like something had irritated it, and there were spots that looked like dried blood.
“Kid,” Black*Star says, his voice firm. “What happened?”
No response. Instead, Kid pulled his wings tighter around himself.
“Did someone do this to you? Whose ass do I need to kick?” Black*Star’s voice grew just a bit louder- more frantic.
Kid shook his head but didn’t answer, so Black*Star took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down until Kid was ready to give him a response.
“So, I wanted to visit cuz I saw excalibur-” riiiip “today. He was walking around Death City-” riiiiip “trying to tell people that it was all because of him that-” riiiiiip “Okay what the hell is that noise?!” 
Black*Star stood up and looked around, only to see more small black feathers falling from around Kid’s wings. He gently moved them out of the way to see Kid with a handful of feathers. Kid’s face was red and Black*Star couldn’t tell if he was embarrassed or crying. He figured that it might actually be both.
“Kid, what is going on? You’re clearly not okay, but I can’t do shit to help you if you don’t tell me at least some of what’s happening” he says.
Kid takes a shaky breath, his fingers reaching for another feather that had come loose from the others being pulled out around it.
“There’s a lot going on between the academy and witches. I can’t go into much detail, but it seems that every meeting we have” pluck “to negotiate some form of peace between us ends up going wrong” pluck “somehow. Kim is doing her best to help me, but she brought up a point today that is so frustrating.” pluck pluck “She mentioned that when my father was alive, there was none of this active fighting between witches and the academy” pluck “Sure, things were tense between us” pluck “but none of us were getting in screaming matches trying to negotiate.” 
Black*Star listened to Kid vent, but he couldn’t stop watching the way Kid was viciously pulling feathers from his wings. In that moment, he was frozen. His eyes were fixed on the trickles of blood that came from the small holes the feathers grew from. It scared him that Kid was actively causing so much damage to himself. Why couldn’t Black*Star move? Why couldn’t he grab his hands and stop him?
“My father is gone now, and I wanted to make a difference in a way that I felt he was avoiding,” pluck pluck riiiiip
The sound it made when Kid would tear the feathers out in clumps was the worst. Black*Star had to turn his back to Kid for a moment to process it all. He was sick to his stomach seeing his friend like this. He understood the stress that Kid was under, but it was so disgustingly painful to see his friend in so much pain. He clenched his stomach and felt warm liquid running down his cheeks. Black*Star didn’t cry often, but this was unbearable. 
“I’m not my father though- I have no clue what I’m doing. I can’t stop thinking about Asura and Crona stuck on the moon together. What are we supposed to do if he breaks free again? I can’t have another war like that happen” pluck pluck pluck riiiiiiiip “I can’t stop thinking about it. Every time I close my eyes, I just remember seeing everyone avoiding being killed. What the hell am I supposed to do? I can’t fix this”
With every feather that kid ripped out, Black*Star winced at the sound. He forced himself to turn back around and the sight of Kid’s wings broke him. Bruises were forming in spots where he’d been particularly rough and there was so much blood running down his wings that Black*Star couldn’t help his next move. He lunged forward, dropping to his knees in front of Kid and grabbing both of his hands. He held Kid’s hands close to him so that he couldn’t continue this self-destruction.
“Kid, you have to stop. You’re hurting yourself so much,” Black*Star said, trying to look more stern than he was scared.
After a moment, he let go of Kid’s hands and wrapped his arms around his shoulders instead.
“Listen, you’ve gotta be one of the smartest and strongest people I know. Life is still really damn hard though, but you have people who you can fall back on. It doesn’t just have to be Kim helping you with negotiations. It doesn’t have to be just Liz and Patty. Maka and Soul are here for you. Tsubaki’s here for you. Dude, I’m here for you. Please though, for the love of god, you can’t be hurting yourself like this, Kid.”
Kid’s breathing was frantic before, but having the weight of Black*Star against him and his friend’s words echoing in his mind, he was able to finally start calming down. His breaths were shaky but they slowed down. He reached up, hugging Black*Star back.
“Thank you… Thank you…” Kid said quietly.
Black*Star pulled away from him, suddenly aware of just how close the two of them were. He could feel his face heat up, but he just cleared his throat and stood, offering his hand to Kid.
“C’mon, we need to get you cleaned up. I can have Tsubaki clean up the mess. She won’t ask any questions if you don’t want her to, okay?”
Kid nods, taking Black*Star’s hand and hoisting himself up. He looked at the aftermath of his wings. It was brutal seeing just how bruised up and uneven they were. They were… uneven. That bothered him and Black*Star could tell.
“Don’t you dare try to even them out, okay? We can get them fixed without you hurting yourself.” 
Kid nodded, embarrassed that he even thought about it, but feeling more flustered that Black*Star could read his thoughts like that. 
The two walked out and Black*Star threw his arm around Kid’s shoulder.
“We’ll get this all figured out, alright? Ol’ Black*Star knows a thing or two about getting people to compromise, so just let me know who I need to beat up, alright?” He said, his brash personality coming back to him.
Black*Star wasn’t worried that Kid would be a danger to himself for the rest of today, but he made a personal vow that surprise office visits were going to become more frequent.
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THAT WAS SO GOOD??? THANKS SO MUCH??? CAN- CAN I ASK FOR ONE MORE PLZ???? I just really want to read more of your writing for my super angsty headcannons hehe
I'm super happy you liked it!!! Absolutely feel free to send in another request!
It was a really good time writing for that prompt, so I'm curious to see what else you have in mind lmaooo
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Hello again!! My friend and I were super impressed with your writing.
COuld I get a request, set in the Wings AU, but it's literally just Kid and Black*Star cuddling in bed or something being super sweet after Kid had an exhausting day?
Heck yeah!! More Black*Star taking care of the people he loves!! There's less focus on the actual wings part, but it is meant to be a continuation after that first scenario.
Wings au part 2- Death*Star fluff
Black*Star had kept the promise to himself to visit Kid more often after that first incident when Liz and Patty were gone. It seemed like Kid was doing better now that he’d agreed to expand his support system more, but there were still days where Kid struggled. Today was one of those days.
Kid was hunched over his desk, reading contract after contract and law after law. He had been there all day and hadn’t taken a single break in the past 12 hours. Black*Star had stopped by in the morning when he got to the academy, and stopped in again after Liz had texted him to get Kid home.
“Kid, hey, you know it’s like, super late now.”
“I have plenty of time left in the day. I only have a few more of these to annotate.”
Black*Star sighs, letting him work for awhile until he sees the stack of unread papers and the tiny text on each page. He then looks at the stack that Kid has already filled head to toe with pristine notes.
“Okay, check in time. When do you need these finished?”
“Saturday.”
“How much of that stack did you get done just today?”
“About half so far.”
“You know it’s only Tuesday, right? Dude, come on. You can finish that page and then I’m taking you home. You’re going to run yourself thin again if you keep working like this. Look at the time! I first got here at 8am and now it’s pushing 8:30pm.”
Kid looks up from his work and sees the moon’s creepy face smiling and laughing at him.
“I suppose it has been longer than I thought. Fine. We can leave when I finish this page.”
Black*Star sits and waits, checking in every so often to make sure Kid doesn’t try to move on to the next page. After another ten minutes, Kid stands up from his desk.
“Alright, let’s go.”
Black*Star scrambles to his feet and practically drags Kid out of the office.
“Thank god that’s done with! Let’s get out of here!”
As they walk down the stairs of the academy, the two of them are stopped by a loud rumbling. Black*Star turns to Kid.
“Was that you?” he asks. 
“I suppose I forgot to eat again today,” Kid replies sheepishly.
Black*Star groans and pulls out his phone.
“Alright, I’m texting Liz that you’re staying at my place tonight. Tsubaki just finished making dinner a couple minutes ago. We’re feeding you and then I’m making sure that you get some rest.”
Black*Star grabs Kid’s hand and leads him home. Kid thanks Tsubaki for the last minute meal and they all eat before heading to bed. Kid reluctantly crawled into bed with Black*Star after being reassured that he’d still have plenty of time and more to finish looking at all his boring paperwork. Black*Star was used to this process, and once Kid was next to him, Black*Star immediately assumed Big Spoon position so that Kid was less tempted to get up.
“You have the alarm set early enough, right?” Kid asks.
“Yeah, 4am right? You don’t have to wake up that early, yknow. Your day doesn’t start until 7.”
“I like having the extra time in case any new contracts come through.”
“I don’t see why that should matter before 7.”
“I just don’t want to let anyone down if I end up being late with anything.”
“You can always ask for an extra day or two if you ever need it, y’know. You’ve got like a thousand things to do. No one is gonna blame you for taking a little extra time. You aren’t letting anyone down. Besides, you’re still beating your deadlines by multiple days. It’s okay if you take a break.”
Kid sighs, snuggling further into Black*Star’s arms.
“You’re right. Thank you for taking care of me when I panic like this.”
“Of course, Kid. Like I said, we’re all here for you when you need us.”
The two drift into peaceful silence. When Black*Star is certain that Kid is finally asleep, he reaches over and resets the alarm to 5:30am.“There’s no way in hell either of us are waking up at 4am!”
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Ahhhh!!! All of you are so dang sweet! <3 I didn’t expect to get such a barrage of sweet messages, but thank you all so much for your kind words! I’m really excited to be back and writing and I’m doing the best I can to take care of myself until my biggest stressor is finally out of the way!
Thank you for checking in on me and letting me know just how cool the people who follow me are! <3 Here’s to many more fanfics headed your way!
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Ngl i legit look forward to reading each and every one of your fics every day <3
Thank you! 💕
Today ended a little rough so this made me feel a lot better. I adore writing for you and everyone who requests stories here. Y'all are so creative and sweet and have really rekindled my love for writing 💕
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AHHH YOUR BACK HAIIII WELCOME BACK IM SO EXCITED
ive been waiting with baited breath for you to come back vuz your my only source of soul eater fanfics now that ive read all the ones in .net and ao3!!
Yaaay thank you! 💕 I'm excited to be back! It's been a busy few weeks and all I wanted was to keep writing stuff for all of you as well 💕
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corner-of-rese · 2 years
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the formation of in yo mama haha gottem
---STATS---
Name: Resé
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Non-Existent
Balling: But at what cost?
---FANDOMS---
Umbrella Academy
Soul Eater
Loz/Legend of Zelda
Linked Universe
Fullmetal Alchemist
Rise of The Guardians
MCU/Marvel Cinematic Universe
Merlin (BBC)
Sherlock (BBC)
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