#my best case scenario for that lol

[waywardstation]

I think the only way I’d be happy with plza Emmet is if he pops in for like. A sidequest. Maybe two? One early game, where he says he’s “looking for someone” and you, idk, wander around and talk to some npc’s to see if they’re the right one, and one late game where he shows up again with Ingo. He’s been retreading his tracks (reversing the engine? uhhh trains) to thank everyone who helped out. Maybe do a double battle with them. That would be nice, I think.

Hypothetically if he would be in it and that would happen, that’s probably the only way I’d be satisfied with it too; what I would want is just a resolution and to see them find each other again somehow!!

#wayward’s asks #we all crave the resolution #SEPERATION NO MORE #they don’t even need to flesh anything out just show that they found each other again #fandom can fill in what happened and I think I’d actually like seeing all the different takes on how it happened instead of the game doing #it lol #my best case scenario for that lol #but idk I feel like I’d still personally take Emmet not appearing at all over this #maybe #idk

[dhmis-autism]

i feel like the original series was red guy centered, the first season was for yellow guy, and i am BEGGING AND PRAYING that season 2 will be more about duck!! i will probably cry if anything happens to him though lol 💀 everytime writers break a comic relief character i just OUGSHGS.. it gets me.

h well I don't think you're wrong about that! Webseries being Red Guys time to shine, S1 of the TV show being for Yellow (esp the last two episodes I think? Even thought outside of that, he does get a lot of focus/he IS the one who talks to the audience the most directly). From what I remember hearing, the pilot was pretty Duck-centered.

But I think even if he GETS his big moment in the sun, so to speak, it's NOT going to be as emotional as the other twos. On top of him just not being a very um… let's say sentimental character, he's just not the make-you-cry type! It's just not him imo!

IDK, I operate under the opinion that… in his weird little head, the most important thing that he values over everything is keeping the three of them together. Both because he thinks of them as a weird little family AND because he really doesn't have anyone else outside of the trio. We also know from the interview, and you could maybe argue from the Family episode ( Who do you love?/Anyone who loves me back., I asked every member of my family who they loved the most, and they all said me ) that being loved is something that he actually values QUITE a bit! More than you would assume on first glance! He's weirdly upfront about it haha!

In that way, I imagine that if they were to TRY to pull something to put him in the spotlight in the way you're imagining (i.e. something emotional and focusing on his issues like they did with Yellow & Red) it would either focus on his desire to be loved OR his dedication to keeping the three of them together. But I would argue they both already did that in the Family episode AND put him through the worst case-scenario in regards to those more emotional aspects of his character ( here I think the worst case scenario to him is the other two rejecting him, harshly, unambiguously and to his face, multiple times and the three of them separating ). AND THE THING IS… THAT ALREADY HAPPENED! THAT DIDN'T BREAK HIM!

He had his little pout over it in his dress and was like FINE! I DON'T NEED THEM ANYWAYS! So, I really don't think that big "character-breaking" moment is coming. If the Family ep didn't get him I honest to God don't think there's anything else the house could throw at him that could get under his skin.

#I REALLY TRULY DO THINK HES JUST GONNA KEEP BEING SILLY AND GOOFY UNTIL THE END OF TIME #just forever in the BG being funny and having the best lines #like. worst case scenario came and went and he is both so adaptable AND deranged that nothing is going to come from it ever #ALSO sorry! i think he likes being in the house lol #dude who loves repetition and stagnation and who is a complete social failure gets trapped in a time loop house with two other people? #of COURSE he loves the routine and delusionally convinces himself that the other two love him!! come ON now!!! #my dhmis postings #like im trying to think of what kind of drama can even come from his specific issues and #its like what if he figures out the other two dont think of him the same way? #HE ALREADY DID!!! #and he pushed on it and pushed on it and didnt relent until they were like PHYSICALLY seperated. #then he just convinced himself that HE made the decision to drop THEM actually. #and when that didnt work he got sad. then got over it. #again. i think he would TRY to find new friends but like. socially he is SO SO fucked lol. #hes annoying. hes loud. he NEVER stops talking. hes super upfront and DOGSHIT at communicating at the same time #hes mean. hes abrasive. he doesnt understand social cues at ALL. he has NO filter. and he refuses to work on any of that because to him #NONE of that is a problem. #like he wouldnt be able to get new friends if he TRIED. he is so completely entirely incompatible to anyone outside the group #it makes him REALLY easy to hate and i get why a lot of ppl do. HELL i get why a lot of IN UNIVERSE charas HATE him

[wraithsoutlaws]

almost fell and biffed it so bad that it felt like a come to jesus moment I saw my life flash before my eyes

#i barely managed to catch myself damn that actually got me spooked lol #stepping on my unbalanced desk chair to grab kitten from top shelf hes not supposed to be on while holding phone in one hand...... #lost my balance and nearly fell backward off the chair with one foot on my desk #wouldve fallen and hit my head on my bed or my shelf #best case scenario the cat litter box breaks my fall #damn damn ndksndks #for someone with bad hand eye coordination im really good at catching my falls and/or minimizing damage

[akkivee]

from a gold shachihoko to a copper shachihoko huh 🤔

#vee queued to fill the void #i’m trying to put together a look at kuukou’s various symbols on his outerwear for a post and was mildly surprised lol #like kuukou’s colours are muted and that’s obvious from the moment you see his entire fit yeah #but it completely flew over my head that kuukou’s shachihoko changed since it’s one of the few aspects of kuukou’s attire that carried over #lol we back to kuukou analysing in the tags this is great lmao so i was thinking #i haven’t gotten around to posting it but one of kuukou’s lines for new years in arb is him stressing to stay healthy #like he even says not to overdo it!!!!!! #i always wondered what aspect of smoking & drinking kuukou doesn’t like and it seems to be pointing to the body/mind ruining aspect #(tho to be that aware of it is still hmmmmm lol 🤔) #real gold should never have to be polished and usually withstands the elements quite fine but copper!!!! #turns green under prolonged exposure to water air etc and that’s what happened to kuukou’s speakers like it’s an oxidised copper dragon lol #so we have a kuukou who has gone from bright colours and golds to a kuukou in darks and copper a less resilient metal #best case scenario it’s just symbolic of kuukou’s experiences!!!! like his speaker is of a dragon that has been exposed and weathered a lot #but is still going strong kicking ass taking names lol #worst case scenario i think is that it’s a 🚩 🚩🚩that kuukou’s being weathered down by something and not in a good way #nodders yup yup yup we back to worrying about kuukou starting off his year STRONG lmao

[stromer]

who else up pondering how the hell quinn went to college?????

#he's the guy you sit next to in your COMM01 class and he's SOOO bad. he barely hits the required 5mins on his speeches and the monotone!!!!! #known college dropout capital L Loser quinn. pro hockey was literally the best-case scenario #one of my summer classes started this week and i have some shit due today that's got me feeling evil and nasty #its for a comm class... yeah comm major whatever that's on me #but my prof is like wooOoooOOOooo pick 3 objects that represent your past present and future and give a speech wOOooOOOoo 🔮 #sorry that is so balls off the wall stupid what if i just didn't do that... cuz i'm feeling mean LOL

[hisgoodgirl666]

ooooomfg do i have fractured rib cartilage from doing kinky shit??…. (and why is my first reaction to be turned on?? lmao)

#that’d be what you call a whoopsie #this happened when I was reaching & twisting for something after having taken punches in that spot the last few days #including this morning #best case scenario is somehow a pulled muscle in my lower left rib cage #?? #or it could be a rib or my spleen #🙃 #I have a tendency to overreact so it’s probably fine but I just felt the weirdest crack/pop #and there is no mobile joint there lol #it fuckin hurt and it shocked me so hard i was just sitting there for a min recovering and wondering wtf just happened #still hurts bad too when I touch it or breathe deep #also got a headache now #if it really is fractured cartilage tho I think I’d faint from subbyness #injuries on the more serious side are not the goal but if it accidentally happens then i'm not going to not be turned on by it lol #personal

[argiopi]

got the cops called on me for the most hilariously sensible reason last night

So i have a new industrial piercing (my first piercing..! i love it •w•), and it got infected because of course it did, it's a cartilage piercing and i live outside. Context i've been living in my car for the past few weeks, which has been pretty good but one of the tradeoffs is i do not have a bathroom. The piercer told me if the piercing got infected I could soak it in saltwater, so i needed a source of 1. salt, 2. water that is warm or at least not the below-freezing ambient temperature i currently exist in.

Gas stations have both these things. (I have yet to purchase salt for my occasional propane stove cooking). Only problem is it was past midnight in a rural area, so I didn't find a 24 hour convenience store until around 100 miles into my route for the evening.

At 3 AM local time the store was inhabited by just One stern-looking employee who was mopping the floor. My grungy ass walks in carrying a small collapsible bowl and immediately begins casing the place like the world's shittiest thief, looking for those little free salt packets. I looked around the (empty, no hot food at 3 AM) hot dog stand and saw only wet condiments so i circled back around to the grocery section in case they were selling salt shakers I could buy. No luck so i desperately returned to the hot dog counter in case I missed the salt, and noticed a cabinet labeled CONDIMENTS below the dog cooker, which did conceal salt packets. I stuffed a handful of them in my pocket and hoped the mopping woman wouldn't ask, then pivoted to the bathroom where I locked myself for the next fifteen minutes.

I filled my bowl with hot water which was actually cool water but at least it wasn't frigid, and mixed salt into it and held it to my ear. After a few minutes the staff, who had been understandably watching me from around corners the entire time I was searching for salt, knocked on the door. I replied "hello?" and she didn't respond, so I assumed she was just checking if anyone was in there before she tried entering to continue mopping. I finished cleaning my sad little ear and bought a bag of yogurt pretzels as a gesture of good will because I felt bad for taking her salt and taking too much time in the bathroom when she needed to clean.

Enter The Pig. I had returned to my car and grabbed my first aid kit to apply antiobiotic ointment, when an officer entered the store. Trepidation when he arrived since I knew I was being a freak, but then i thought he was just doing his own shopping, then he came back out and approached my vehicle.

Rolled down my window and he asks what was going on in the bathroom. (What if i had been just taking a long shit??). So I showed him my ear and my bowl and explained, as Alertly, Calmly, and Soberly as i could after driving for multiple hours after midnight, to the face of someone who can ruin my life with a penstroke, that I was on the road and had to soak this infected piercing. Luckily it was a confused young cop who was too bewildered to inquire much further, not an old hardass who might start asking more challenging questions such as "where are you going" or "where are you staying tonight and why are you washing your ear at the gas station and not there." He clearly barely even looked at my car - asked if i was a local when my license plate is from two timezones away - and let me go without even collecting my information.

That was the sixth time that police have confronted me for acting outside social norms. The first time was because I was plucking an invasive plant species from the side of the road and he thought I was falling when I walked up & down the slope. The second time I was walking home alone at night, and maybe someone called because I had a backpack on and they thought I was trying to rob a house. I was just walking home from the train. The third time I had been biking home in the dark without a headlight, and i fell on my face and didn't know I was bleeding until a bastard pulled up and told me someone called because they thought I got hit by a car. The fourth time was when I fell in the river last winter and i was knocking on random doors asking for directions home to minimize my risk of hypothermia, and I suppose the woman who drove me home called to send someone to make sure i was okay? The fifth time was the first time I slept in my car, which ironically was before I started serially sleeping in my car. I was falling asleep on the highway after an all-nighter so I took the next exit and took a nap in my driver's seat at the end of a random residential street before I ended up on the news, and that's how I learned suburbanites are paranoid as all hell about anything out of the ordinary because a cop knocked on my window and asked me if I was drunk (who would say yes to that question?). Now I select my sleeping sites very carefully, which is probably the most annoying thing about hashtag vanlife, but I haven't gotten The Knock again yet and sometimes when I pull into random public lands after dark I wake up to mountains I've never seen before and that fuels my soul.

Lesson learned is that if you need to snort sodium chloride in a gas station bathroom at 3 AM, just have an ear piercing and dampen the hair around it and carry a bowl around, and you've got a story that's Too Weird To Be Making Shit Up.

#seriously how do y'all stay out of trouble #I Am Just Living My Life why does that incite so much suspicion. #this time was fair though i 1000% looked like a criminal who was about to drive home under an influence #blogging #FOLKS WHO FOLLOWED FOR ART I HOPE YOU ENJOY STORYTIME TOO LOL. #I saw THIRTEEN!!!! shooting stars while driving last night #i think that is a new personal record. was there a meteor shower? surely there was. #Two of them were bright enough to leave a dust trail.. ⭐︎つ⭐︎ #mountain roads are so scary lol what do you Mean there is no guard rail on this narrow winding road that drops off into Death Zone #not to mention when there is snow on the road..? #my tires spun out the other night because i was clinging too close to the uphill side of the mountain and went off the road #in my defense i could not see the lines on the road on account of they were covered by snow #anyway i sunk deep but luckily i have 4WD so i could wiggle out without help #but the snow gripped my tires and pulled them in the opposite direction i was trying to go.. #what if i was driving on the side facing downhill and slipped off the road and the snow gripped me. #best case scenario: car is Funked. worst case scenario Death #anyway i think my ear is slightly less painful & inflamed this morning..? i am going to go wash it at a much less sussy hour #the sky is so clear and bright here... #madly in love with the milky way. #i wonder how often ppl assume ppl are sneaking hard drugs when they actually have a completely legal reason to be acting strange. #not that i'm not living on the fringes of the law rn with the whole car thing and that's the only reason i had to be weird at a gas station #but like... lives be strange and complex and human behavior is rarely as simple as it seems there is always a story!

[vettelcore]

Google is telling me it's realistic for me to have ovarian cancer cheers happy new year

#anyway tomorrow I'm booking an appointment with my doctor bc best case scenario it's just cyst lol #so many symptoms check out I'm scared now lmaoooo

[theflyingfeeling]

aaaarrghghgh 😭

#overthinking hurts my head how am i supposed to sleep tonight #why am i so stupid so stupid so stupid #when BC said PANIC PANIC PANIC i felt that lol #yes this is about the job situation again (see my post from yesterday) #i'm fairly hopeful that'll resolve itself when i call them and ask for another opportunity tomorrow morning #(my mom helped me come up with a convincing enough story about why i cancelled the interview lol) #but i'm so scared of my employement agency contact person hearing about this #in the best case scenario i could handle it by telling her i had to cancel due to personal reasons... #...but was lucky enough to get a new interview #and i feel i should contact her first before she notices they have opened that position for applications again #(she knows i applied for it so IF she notices this she might wonder WHY they have re-opened it #because if there's been qualified applicants (=me) they wouldn't have to do that) #in any case i'm so so scared she'll call the place and ask them if i really did apply and if i really do have an upcoming interview #if i do get another opportunity it's not gonna be a problem i hope (unless they tell her why i said i cancelled it #because in that case i'd probably have to actually tell the employment agency person the REAL reason why i cancelled) #in addition i'm scared of what it might look like to the people i'm hoping will hire me if someone from the employment agency calls them #to make sure their customer hasn't lied about applying and agreeing on an interview?! #that's gonna make me look sooooooo good lmao #to conclude. i'm screwed and a fucking idiot byeeee #(this is complicated i know sorry lol)

[ereh-emanresu-tresni]

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#speaking of mediocre faggotry i think i accidentally outed myself to my bio dad in like. the best case scenario of how he took what i said #in a conversation when i visited over Labor Day and like if so it clearly wasn't a major issue at all the only response was 'I'm amazed at #what uve told me tonight' which could also just as well be shock over being told i despise everything about how my life is unfolding lol #and that facist bullshit does in fact personally impact me and my interests rather than is #something that i can easily just pretend doesn't affect my individualist interests lol #but also the way that specifically came up is inextricably linked w gay bars and what would otherwise be unreclaimed slurs so i honestly #would infinitely prefer i did out myself in that case lol #but anyway IDK where I'm really going w this it just feels weird bc ik my sister did apparently come out a couple years ago and he vented #to me about it being phase probably bc of moral corruption from her mom so like IDK how much waa even actual acceptance #vs not wanting a scene given that and i literally do not know where I'm going w this i just want to post it lol sooooo posT

[hellcatsandcars]

i am being so brave rn they should give me an award

#i am literally just telling my friends they upset me lol #and i will bitch about it properly after i see their responses #bc honestly?? best case scenario they were just plain rude but worst case i'm being phased out

[cherry-shipping]

oh and btw during my nap i had a dream i was with dave and he was super cuddly and silly 👍 so that was cool

#cherry chats #shit lets be rails ill be the shoosh to your pap #I FEEL SILLY WHENEVER I TYPE THAT TAG OUT BUT I LOVE THAT LINE SO MUCH HRUEHGESGRSE #it also means if i ever rb dave art and tag it people will know im not in love with him without having to check my blog #anyways. theres no way that mfer isnt touch starved as hell #he grew up with a complete lack of any physical contact aside from being attacked with swords all day #so i think he can be a little cuddly due to that. as a treat #which is also funny cause i really dont like physical affection all that much #like best case scenario i dont mind it and worst case scenario just thinking about touching another human makes me wanna throw up lol #BUT STILL!!!!!!!!!! my f/os r different because Um well they are not real

[armenelols]

A moment of silence for my two failed attempts at an easy five minute test, not because I didn't know the answers, but because I forgot capital letters exist and also wasn't sure if lithium is lithium or litium in Czech

#i only have one more try left and this is embarassing #it's lítium in slovak okay leave me alone #my tactic was 'use the slovak name but without the long vowels' and it worked everywhere but lithium 😭 #if i fail at my last attempt i am gonna scream #doing it tomorrow probably? idk yet i have a few days left yet #ema rambles #rest in peace to my first attempt where i failed because i typed in br instead of Br in a hurry #and xe instead of Xe #czechs of tumblr manifest my success #fingers crossed #i can do this :D #worst case scenario #i'll talk to my teacher about why i failed and hope for the best lol #yeah i am not used to doing these things on my laptop #phone gives automatic capital letters #and when handwriting i obviously automatically go with capitals #laptop? noooo

[goldensunset]

i cannot wait til i get out of class i am about to start looping these kh tracks on spotify while i procrastinate homework

#super hyped for the nintendo direct but i WISH it was tomorrow i have something very important to do tonight #but the odds of me being able to just put off watching it until later? yeah no way #i’m gonna be distracted by sheer anxiety and anticipation i won’t be able to focus if there’s info out there that i don’t know #but i’ll also be distracted by having that info #honestly best case scenario for my academic career is for me to watch the direct and have there be no news actually lol #peach rambles

[orcelito]

ITNL chapters 11 and 12 re-edits are posted !!! im rly happy with the changes ive made in these

also i dont think i mentioned but chapter 10 i wasnt expecting big changes but i. changed the bath scene. so that he doesnt have his damn prosthetic on in the bath. bc that makes no goddamn sense

Patch Notes: removed electronic prosthetic from the bath. made vash even more obnoxious (unrelated)

#speculation nation #itnl shit #just 2 more chapters!!!!!!!! #i couldve maybe done a third chapter today had i not had to do an emergency double shift. oh well. #i'll try to do them tomorrow. gonna try to get a nice full night of sleep so i can be ready to take on the day !!! #best case scenario i finish both chapters 13 and 14 re-edits #but they are Also the two longest chapters of the fic. so it will really depend on how my shift goes tomorrow. #a combined 20k words. god damn. #it's still not discacc Sol level of long (27k in one chapter for those unfamiliar) but still lol #i'll try my best. if nothing else i hope to finish at least one of them tomorrow. #i SHOULD be able to finish both of them by thursday at the latest. i have that day off. #and THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN hehehehehehehe #evil plans. i can finally start writing ITNL 15 #im excited !!!! i wanna it s o bad #for now. sleep. Goodnight

[arsenicflame]

chances that im gonna be out with a bunch of my mums friends when the trailer releases is SO HIGH :(

#best case scenario is im in the hotel w my mum and thats still Not Good bc i was def judged for how worked up i got abt the teaser lol #nyxtalks #tragic :(