bad news, I’m dying (I have the sniffles) (it’s a common cold) (but I can’t sleep)
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Had tummy problems since I had c diff and I’ve been having them again recently
Something about having a reoccurring (chronic?) health issue makes me feel like there’s no point in anything and my life is a wreck
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hey guys! just discovered a fun new way people eat peanut butter (i am allergic to peanut butter) (in a prune) (i went "oh cool, a prune!") (there was peanut butter inside the prune) (there is peanut butter inside my body) (there should not be) (i am being so brave about it)
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Fucked around (ate large amounts of seafood pasta) and found out (that I have developed some sort of seafood intolerance)
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fighting demons and struggling tooth and nail against the horrors with every fiber of my being (ate two bowls of cereal with whole milk last night and only took one lactaid)
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@cursedfortune asked the summoner:
"We should play fetch. I'll run, you summon your hounds to bring me back to you." The squint in her eyes says, if they can.
He listened with lazy curiosity, the playful glint in coal orbs so easy to see. The Hunter's silence lingered for a moment, mind working behind the blue of keen eyes - before a deep, contemplative "hmm" rumbled up his throat.
"What makes you propose this? Do you think you can outrun... outsmart my beasts?" He hummed, eyeing the plum-haired woman from above a pair of single-lensed glasses. There was no mockery in his tone, despite his wording. No, to underestimate the crazy Witch would be quite folly. "Even so, your scent will not evade them."
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piggy backing off of the last ask, thistle themed pronouns that are pretty and durable but dangerous to interact with without consideration
I feel like this implies that I am dangerous to interact with without consideration which honestly is hilarious
But either way, Thistles are rad as hell I love that idea >:0
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I think the California water is starting to get to me...
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every day i have to take a minute and decide
what kind of stupid shit am i gonna let out of my mouth today
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Bread and ginger ale save me...
Bread and ginger ale...
Save me bread and ginger ale...
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