#my back is a ticking time bomb

[annadeef]

Continuing my series of these two problematic lesbians @artbytesslyn

>>> pt 1

#Susur #my art #Dinah #dnd #art #Elf #Susur needs a break from war crimes so she gets a ticking time bomb of a bodyguard strapped to her back #I love exploring messy shit arghhh *pulls my zipper up into my face*

[pocketgalaxies]

crazy how in c2 they'll have three extensive convos checking in with each other while traveling like an hour in-game meanwhile in c3 they've been on the moon for days and still haven't discussed the following:

laudna fucking ate a guy

imogen's mom is a mythical legend amongst the enemy

orym vs. laudna's response to imogen giving into predathos

how did chetney suddenly learn to make hypnotizing toys

delilah briarwood

"some of us are expendable, we should get captured"

anything and everything they said during the trust exercise, including but not limited to:

laudna not being able to distinguish her thoughts from delilah's

imogen's disgust at delilah's inevitable presence

chetney's fear that his new family will leave him

orym's feelings about dorian

fcg relieving stress through murder

fearne's insecurities about their chances of success

ashton's guilt about the shard

and more!

#i'm not complaining i'm just complaining #the difference between the two campaigns is SO STARK and i don't understand why #that's a lie i do understand why. it's bc there's been a ticking time bomb in c3 for a full year's worth of episodes at this point #if not longer #so i get it. but also i'm gonna go crazy. #if they had a full 4hr ep of just debriefing and talking i'd be so much more engaged than another 4 hours of traveling through ruidus #ik there are a lot of ppl out there enjoying the moon lore and the npcs etc but i feel like personally my brain is in a tiny gloomy prison #and the only thing that can free me is SOMEBODY AT THIS DAMN TABLE ASKING 'ARE YOU OKAY?' #anyway! back to c2 :) #2h30m c2e59 #text #critical role #cr2 #cr lb #r: mighty nein #cr3 #cr negativity #r: bells hells

[rogueolight]

wakaba and juri friendship because i tignk it would be funny

#wakaba shinohara #juri arisugawa #revolutionary girl utena #think about it. #juri and wakaba (realized sapphics) #become the is she for real? utena closet case detectives #utenanthy is a ticking time bomb and they do not know which wire to cut #but they have to debrief it anyway #also wakaba once comfortable around juri would definitely talk back to her #and i think that’s funny #women astonished to find out the gayest bitch they know is the last person to realize it. #idk im still throwing around ideas but it’s been in my head a while

[unicornsaures]

my amrev mooties watching me mass reblog the outsiders stuff and probably being extremely confused or something

#im hoping you guys read the outsiders in school #ive actually read the outsiders twice in school ? #urgg my outsiders phase in like 7th grade comin back around #two very conflicting fandoms might i add #but also im not very invested in the fandom #i just think dallas is cool #shameless dally apologist #i KNOW he was a shitty person throughout the book and whatnot #and he was probably a horrible influence #but he hit. kinda close to home #that mutually obsessive relationship w/ johnny ohmmygod #its just :( #ME TOO!! #trying to kys over your fp is extremely real and unfortunately i completely get it #and his IMPULSIVENESS #AND HIS PUSHING AWAY OF EVERY EMOTION AND BASICALLY BEING A TICKING TIME BOMB AUGH #i will SHAMELESSLY say that dally is my favorite #i like johnny and pony and two bit and soda and whatnot #but dally just hits WAY too hard #imcrying over his entire dynamic with johnny actually #because i GET IT #i udnerstand it way too hard:( #mutual obsession and then fucking destroying each other in the process is VERY REAL #AND I HATE IT #BECAUSE I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND IT!!! #ive said id kms if my fp died way too many times and i 100% meant it #COUGH because girly tried COUGH #okay im just lore dumping in yhe tags #moral og the story is doli is insane and relates way too hard to dally to be normal #dolirants

[agro-carnist]

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#not related to anything but sometimes this is my only place to vent #im tired of people calling me a 'ticking time bomb' instead of treating me like a person #i try to take the time to understand what i dont know but i am never given the same treatment #tired of feeling like its me against the whole world #tired of feeling im fighting a fight i will never win #tired of everywhere i go seeing people so vocally hate people like me for one reason or another #and i cant do anything about it #because all ill get is a target on my back #so i have to shut up and take it #and im so sick of feeling that way #sick of putting my everything into my moral code but still being seen as dangerous #for what i cant help #when im doing my best #all i want to do is change the world i live in for the better #i will never be fully understood or accepted for everything that i am #tired of being lied to and talked down to

[indig0g0]

need to eat

have to cook to eat

need to wash dishes to cook that which i have to eat

don't have the physical energy to wash dishes AND cook so I can eat

#newtnewt #I'm in hell #my body is a ticking time bomb #sitting out on the couch was even too much energy I had to move back to horizontal in bed #but I'd have the energy for this if i ate #do you see my problem

[seaquestions]

have to go back to school at some point and get a degree, a certificate, Something. this kills the crab.

#incoherent turtle noises #looking thru random job listings and getting carried away romanticising life at sea. but its all in other provinces anyway oh well. #idk if i even Can go back to school right now anyway. #pissed away valuable years of my life to depression and anxiety and now my mom’s bad decisions have come to a head and every time i look at #my bank account it feels like looking at a ticking time bomb. im going to explode. hashtag just girl things

[yesyoutubeisruiningmylife]

feeling stressed about my future but whats new

#specially bc its my last semester of uni #and ive been away for the past year and im kinda scared about fitting back in #idk at the same time it wasnt that long but still #and by now we are all kinda realising how fast time flies and thhat its all gonna be over soon #and then what #also scared about finding the right people or the right person potentially #everything feels like a ticking bomb idk #anyways wanted to get it out im sure im not the only one #random

[madsotc]

I became that dentist fucking nightmare too at least. the cavity developed under a layer of filling and the tooth was a whisper away from needing to be devitalised but he managed to save it. And when we got to the root canal portion of the event he fiddled in there for forever, muttering under his breath, eventually gave up and did another x-ray. When he called the assistant over to check, she just went "what in the world". And they wouldn't say anything more to me until he was done with the root canal (which he eventually managed), then he showed me the x-ray. The canal in that specific tooth is crooked like a hook (i was given to understand that is not common). His parting words to me were "if everyone's teeth were like yours I would not be doing this job" and then robbed me of an exorbitant amount of money.

#but you can't help but being grateful with dentists: yes you robbed me blind #and the amount of pain you put me through almost delivered me unto the hands of god #but i can now go back to living my life blissfully unaware of the several ticking time bombs i have inside my mouth. #burbles.txt

[oh-gh0st]

#ghosts rambles #i dont know why. im like stressed out now #over nothing #(gripping my leg) STOP BOUNCING THERE'S NOTHING HAPPENING #this whole day i have felt like disassociated. when me and the sibling came back from lunch they were like. #“i could tell u were just zoning out there ghost” yikes....... #idk my brain is both filled with static and worry. is this what feels like to be a ticking time bomb #maybe i just need a shower. maybe #im gonna shower. ill be back (45 minutes later)

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Brain? Brain. I am begging you on my hands and knees: please let us read The Invisible Man. It is a short book. It is in our phone and easy to access. P l e a s e

#It has been on my reading list for two years now #Is there some reason my brain is holding me back? Because it held me back from reading 1984 too and it was very profound for me #Life-changing even #Is this another ticking time bomb?? lol #I’m afraid #What’s it gonna do

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

head hurty

#not any more like that but last night #love having a pain condition triggered partly by anxiety but also it caused the anxiety to be constant in the first place #i dont get chronic migraines bc i dont get them often enough its usually like 1 every 2 months nowadays but sometimes it can be 4 in a week #bc having one makes it more likely i have a another soon after #but i sure as fuck have acute migraines #i remember being in school and classmates being like oh i have a migraine going off to take their meds and then coming back to class?! #whereas as soon as i had an aura id go to the office and be like can you call my mum she needs to take me home #and i thought i was just being weak and i should just push through it #but you can't push through acute pain nausea vomiting and disorientation #there are literally parts of my brain or thoughts i can't access during one ill be trying to think of a word and i can't find it #they usually only last like 2-3 hours but it feels like a lot longer when you're sitting in the dark can't even lie down feeling like hell #and ik some peoples go on for days some people have them more days than they dont ik im lucky to have such short and fairly infrequent ones #but its still beyond horrible and feeling like a ticking time bomb constantly watching out for an aura #and worrying about going somewhere you can't easily get home from #and I've only just started to be able to talk about it i could never understand how other people could talk about theirs flippantly #when mine terrified me more than anything the amount of bad feelings #but she's working on it having realised after 8 years that it doesn't have to be like that 🤣 #mine #n e way sorry for the rsnt all good now chillin in bed ✌🤣

[sheyshen]

yearly gyne checkup is scheduled, need to schedule my ultrasound and already nervous about it. and depending on how my back feels i'll be scheduling my ortho too. ugh. so many doctors in a row

#as much as i'm nervous that it might be cancer i'm also nervous they're gonna just give me the 'idk what it is see you in 6 months' again #if they do this'll be the third time they do that and i was already tired of it after the first #i'm not really nervous about my back it's been a ticking time bomb since i was told i needed to get surgery #i didn't have time to get it done then and i still don't lol

[fedoranon]

Guess whose mental health has progressed to the point they can consistently comment on fics without having to nuke their whole inbox and not log in for a month????

I know y'all don't get it but this is kinda huge progress for me

#also i regularly check my email! not just the fanfic folder! #sometimes i just comment an emoji but honestly thats because I'm having to read in multiple sittings #its nice to have something thats so load bearing to my mental health not also contain a ticking time bomb that could send me back to square #1 anymore #its been complicated lol #the emphasis is on consistency btw

[ultravioletlesbian]

my teeth are fucked my eye(s) are fucked pain hello pain? but no insurance.

#i’m figuring it out don’t worry #but my tooth hurts rn this shit has been a ticking time bomb and it’s nearing zero #insurance or not it’s gonna be money whatever whatever #why’s my vision going in and out of focus. get off the phone is the answer. #i was supposed to be getting eye surgery this year that’s so funny. things never go to plan. #i’m thinking about backing out anyway but i don’t knowww i don’t know #i am curious how it’d be with two eyes but idk if i trust doctors.

[merrinla]

Portrait spamming

Recent discovery. If you click on the portraits of the characters like crazy, they will react to it. And the developers had a lot of fun coding these reactions xD

Tav / Dark Urge

normal - I'm awake! Mostly. - I'm starting to get a headache. - Must be the tadpole. - Quit knocking around in there! - A thousand needlepricks in my rotten skull.

combat -Ahhhhhhhh! Okay, I feel better. - I have an itch in the worst place. - Is being a mind flayer so bad? - Just waiting to venture forth here. - I'm maiming as fast as I can!

stealth - What's that ticking? - Is it me? Am I ticking? - Bomb in my head about to go off. Great. - Ah, well. I had a good run.

Astarion

normal - Why do beautiful people taste better? It hardly seems fair on the ugly - they have such wonderful personalities. - Ugh. Strahd wouldn't put up with this shit. - More like Drizzt Don't'Urden - no. No that's not funny. - Villains! Dissemble no more, I admit the deed! Tear up the floor - here, here! It is the beating of his hideous hea- oh, no, that's his brain. Where did I leave that heart?

combat: - I'm trying to focus on murder. - *Humming.* - I shot a svirfneblin in Menzoberranzan just to watch him die. - I should've been a drow. They have such stylish armour.

stealth - Shhh. Just think sneaky thoughts. - Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP. - Be very, very quiet - I'm hunting idiots. - I've got a brand new torture chamber, so come and play with me.

Karlach

normal - NOTE TO ACTOR/DIRECTOR: Blow a raspberry at the player. - Don't. Poke. The Karlach. - Who am I? - My eye!

combat - Eyes on the prize - we need to win this! - Not every soldier should've made it out of training. - Eyes on victory, tummy on dinner. - I ought to just burn this whole thing down.

stealth - My back can't take much more of this. - Not now, I'm being a sneak! - I'm getting too old for this nonsense. - I'm not built to crouch.

Gale

normal - I hope Halaster takes good care of Tara while I'm away. - Sembian wine; Cormyrian boar; Waterdhavian conversation. It's the little things you miss while on the road. - Oh, what a tangled Weave we web! - All the world's my stage and you're just a player in it.

combat - Just go for the Magic Missile and fire away. Never fails. - Don't make me go all Edwin Odesseiron on you. - Get. Out. Of. My. Head. - I really wish I could cast a Hold spell on you.

stealth - You made me hide, don't make me come seek you. - Gods, it's like trying to sleep with a mosquito in the room. - A little privacy please. - Stop it - that tickles.

Wyll

normal - Could do for a brew. - Where there's a 'Wyll', there's a 'y'. - Ever get the sense that someone's watching? - So two halflings walk under a bar...

combat - Can't hear myself think! - Wear your scars proudly. - As my father once told me: 'Can we get on with it?' - I find moderation is key.

stealth - Bad time for an itch. - Could do for a brew. - So two halflings walk under a bar... - Shush. No, really. Shush.

Lae'zel

normal - Must everyone be so exhausting? - Weapons high. Standards higher. - Is perfection too much to ask? - Pride is a virtue.

combat - I will know my queen! - There is no right or wrong, only truth. - What is the point, if not victory? - You are right to fear me.

stealth - Hush already. - There is no wisdom in madness. - Is perfection too much to ask? - There is but one way. Vlaakith.

Shadowheart

all modes - I wonder how I'll feel when I remember everything. - Strange. I've had more freedom this past while than my whole life... - Have to keep focused. Can't afford to get attached - to anyone. - If I succeed, maybe I'll be allowed a pet... ugh, stop being silly.

Halsin / his voice is currently bugged :(

normal - What I would not give for a chunk of fresh honeycomb... - Such attention... I never realised I was so popular. - Are you feeling lonely, perhaps? - Unwise, perhaps, to poke a bear this much...

сombat - Battle is afoot - you can poke me once we are safe. - Perhaps try attacking the enemy? - Admirable stamina, yet terrible priorities. - You are insistent, are you not?

stealth - Most consider it unwise to poke a bear. - My, you are eager, are you not? - Please. I am trying to be stealthy. - Calm yourself. There is plenty of me to go around.

Jaheira

normal - Oh, calm down. I'm happy to see you too. - I would poke you back, but I fear that's what you want. - My, such strong wrists. - Well you certainly have the 'omnipresent' part down, don't you? - Please go poke the ranger instead.

combat - You have my attention - now do something with it. - What? What do you want!? - Do you know, I begin to wish they had never brought me back. - Yes, yes, have your fun. It isn't you they're trying to kill.

stealth - Dry those sweaty palms and let us try this again, shall we? - Argh, my knees! Oh. It was a twig. - Would that I could hide from you, too. - Careful, or I will take your toy away from you.

Minsc

normal - ARGH! My EYE, Boo! They went for my EYE! - Know that if you poke Boo, no higher dimension will keep you safe! - Heehee. Heeheeheehee. - Well, Boo? How do you want to do this?

сombat - Are you perchance a squeaky wheel in need of a kick? - I am armed! Armoured! And entirely sick of your foolishness. - I begin to grow annoyed. It is well for you that Boo does not let me learn the bad words! - Ignore them, Boo. Let them gaze deep into their own abyss, and wonder just what it is they are trying to achieve.

stealth - A little to the left? But not so hard you make me giggle. - Boo...? Are you dancing down there, or...? - Hush! I am surprising Boo for his birthday! He is... uh... eh... how old do hamsters get...? - I am the night. A pity, then, that it is so bright out.

Minthara

all modes - You had my attention, now you have my fury. - Phlar Lolth ssinssrickla. - Your suffering will be spectacular. - Stop, or die.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #karlach #gale #wyll #lae'zel #shadowheart #halsin #jaheira #minsc #minthara #funny stuff #bg3 datamine