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Aladdin (animated series) Incorrect Quotes:

Because my obsessive phase has lasted years and it's time to do something with it.

Feel free to add on, if you want! This was a lot of fun!

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Aladdin: "People have asked me how I get the 'Natural and earthy' look to my body. I've told them that it's the Essence of Agrabah."

*Monster of the week smashes a cart in the background, causing splinters and sand to fly everywhere*

Aladdin: "It's literally just sand."

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Cassim: "The son I raised is a strong and responsible man."

Genie: "Did you perhaps raise a son that we are unaware of?"

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Nefir: "My one and only dream, which was to obtain money, has come true!"

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Abis Mal, adressing his crew: "Today, I'm going to show you how to face your fears! Now the first step to facing your fears is-"

*Abu falls off of wall behind Mal and Mal screams loudly*

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Haroud: "Every time you feel like yelling at your boss, put a shred of gold in your 'No yelling' sack, and soon you'll have a wEAPON TO BEAT-"

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Ambassador: "I've brought you frankincense."

Jasmine: "Thank you."

Ambassador: "And I've brought you myrrh!"

Jasmine: "Thank y-"

Ambassador, flinging off his cloak to reveal Abis Mal with his latest magical doomsday artifact: "Myrrh-DER!!!"

Jasmine, sighing: "Abis Mal, this is the eigth time."

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Fasir, looking at Agrabah: "When will you learn-"

Fasir, looking at Mirage: "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN-"

Fasir, screaming at the globe: "THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!!?!!"

(Also applies to the Etherial)

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Iago: "ARE YOU-"

*Abu screeches*

Iago: "-KIDDING ME I WILL PERSONALLY-"

*Abu screeches*

"-END YOU ON A-"

Aladdin: "What in the name of-"

Jasmine: "I told Iago that he shouldn't use council-inappropriate words while we have guests over. Abu is saying them for him."

(Side note, you can't convince me that Abu wouldn't have the worst potty-mouth in the series next to Iago)

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Mirage: "Ya know, I really love dressing up for the occassion and looking proper and taking a knife and STABBING PEOPLE ON THE WEEKENDS!"

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Mirage: "Now, we shall all make our move to destroy Agrabah!"

Etherial: "There is no need. The people are doing that just as well on their own."

Chaos: "It's really boring! They don't even need us to do anything!"

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Mechanicles: "WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!"

Scooter: "...?"

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Arbutus: "I never wish to leave my garden. However-"

*Aladdin waters a fake plant in Agrabah*

Arbutus: "Some time in prison will be worth the actions that I shall take."

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Iago: "Nah, I can't ever be with a bird of the fairer breed. I am all the fair this bird needs!"

Thundra, flying across the globe at the speed of light: "WHO THE BLIGHT PUT THE ROBOT-SLEEZE IN MI SELVA?!?!?! MAY ROOTS GROW WITHIN SUS ÓRGANOS FOR THE NEXT ONE THOUSAND YEARS- Ah, Ramone, mi amore! Ever shall you join me!"

Iago: "...My worldview has been expanded for two."

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Iago: "Sometimes I think..."

Iago: "...and then I end up in federal prison."

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Genie: "Whatever you have heard about me isn't true. I don't know where people get the idea that I like it safe (watch your step, loose tile,) it's ridiculous (careful, hanging plant.) You wear a helmet to an ambasador meeting one time, and you're labeled for life (watch out, broken glass). Frankly, I like taking risks and would welcome a little danger in my life."

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Genie: "Dhandi, kid, dear Eden and I have decided to have a child together!"

Dhandi: "Oh, congratulations! I didn't know that you could have-"

Eden, producing adoption papers from the air: "And that child is YOU!!!!!"

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Genie: "As your prisoner, I'm not going to associate, I'm not going to conversate with you-"

Mozenrath: "I think it's 'converse.'"

Genie: "...Wh-"

Mozenrath: "Just say 'talk.'"

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Abu: Jailed for Monke Crimes (and also repeated attempts at robbery)

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Mozenrath: "GET THE DOG-"

Aladdin, casually holding the Thirdac's chain: "It don't bite!"

Mozenrath, halfway up the nearest wall: "YES IT DO, BI-"

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Aladdin: "And another hit! Better start waving your white flag, Mozenrath!"

Mozenrath: "THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR HEAD ON A SPEAR IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER."

Aladdin: "...Only one problem with that, but besides the point-"

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Aladdin, at the end of the 1992 film: "Man, things are going pretty well for me! I'm off the streets, I have a family who loves me, and none of my enemies can touch me anymore! Things are finally looking up!"

The Return of Jafar, the 1994 series and The King of Thieves: *Jaws theme*

I will cherish the chaos of this series forever.

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