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alberteatsglass · 5 years

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newsies: the original cast recording (as according to my friend i showed newsies to today)

this bitch be starting ((overture))

i wanna be a cowwwbooyyyy babyyyy (are crutchie and jack married or brothers?) ((santa fe prologue))

lets sell some fUcKiNg nEwS pApErS (get your own god damn cigar) ((carrying the banner))

fuck over the pitiful children ((bottom line))

im gay for miss hannah sorry boys ((thats rich))

guess jack and davey arent getting together after all darn ((never planned on you))

fUcK tHe pOliCe ((world will know))

me and matts phone calls every night (literally tell me im wrong i dare you) ((watch what happens))

davey just touched jacks shoulder yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ((seize the day))

daveys shoulder touch wasnt enough to keep jack going for some reason ((santa fe))

lets tap dance over crutchies grave ig (ft not jack) ((kony))

get off your ass, learn about snakes, and help the revolution you started paint boi ((watch what happens reprise))

get fucked paint boi ((bottom line reprise))

SPOT COLNON HAS ARMS I THINK IM STRAIGHT NOW ((brooklyns here))

jack kelly is bi (ft this is really cute!!!) ((something to believe in))

sounds like hard to play on the piano holy shit the key changes ((once and for all)

kath and jack just kisses so now crutchie and davey should make out stick it to the man (you cant tell me it wouldnt be cute matt) ((finale))

#newsies #newsies shitpost #newises shitpost #newsies meme

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loving-jack-kelly · 7 years

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Jack: You have the face of a man who's worked in retail.

Pulitzer: Respectful, helpful, and knowledgeable?

Jack: No. Dead eyes, fake smile, pretending to be nice while actually ready to kill me.

#Asper talks too much #then I said then SHE said #newises shitpost #newsies #jack kelly #pulitzer

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apollosbitches · 3 years

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I'm trying to write an essay in class with Newsies on in the back but I am quite literally crying from laughter because I'm imagining them in sparkly hats and vests with heelies and worms.

#newsies #newsies shitpost #newsies live #wormsies #shitpost #newsies 1992 #livesies #newises obc

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the-games-changing · 4 years

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newsies as shit the drama kids have said or done

Jack: Punch me

David: What?

Jack: Punch me.

David: Why?

Jack: Because Katherine couldn't reach

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Sarah: Oh I love my dad! We go camping every summer

Katherine: Can't relate

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Romeo and Race: [Dancing sexily to the Russian anthem]

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Romeo: We can't just name the sacrifice!

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David: [Drunk] MY PISS IS CLEAR

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Race: [Pretending to give birth and screaming on the table]

Jacobi: Can you please stop?

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David, to Les: Bugger off I will eat you

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Smalls: [Throws chocolate on the floor] For the frogs.

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David: [Drunkenly performing a piano medley] iamtheonewhoknowsyouiamtheonewhocares-

Katherine: Are you okay?

David: No.

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Katherine and Sarah: [talking about bras]

Jack: [Casually joins in]

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Jack, David and Katherine: [Referring to cider as apple juice for the entire evening so that Pulitzer doesn't find out]

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Jack: One of yous needs to move

David: Did you just use 'yous' as a plural for 'you'?

Jack: Yeah because there's two of them...?

Katherine: That's not how plurals work?

Jack: Yes it is?

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Race and Albert: [Squaring up to the Brooklyn newsies]

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backgroundensemble · 5 years

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for @fameworks-quicker

#AHAHA TAKE THAT TUMBLR #newises #newsies live #newsies 2017 #newsies meme #newsies memes #newsies shitpost #strike #newsies edit #newsies 1992 #1992sies #sanj #I can't fucking believe I spent time making this

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somanyspoons · 5 years

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if newsies was playing at my school i'd audition for morris delancey

just so i could slam my hand down on a printing press and say

"now that there

IS FIRM"

#i fucking love that line #idfk why #morris delancey #newises #newsies musical #newsies shitpost #the delancey brothers

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seasickdolphin · 6 years

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Race: *Pogo-ing down the stairs of the Lodging House with Crutchie's crutch*

Davey: Hey! Watch where you going, or you're going to hit-

Race: *Jumps straight into Davey*

#newsies shitposts #davey jacobs #race higgins #racetrack higgins #crutchie #newises

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willyoushareyoursoulwithme · 6 years

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My life motto:

If Ben Fankhauser can be a Newsie then so can I

#newises #newsies shitpost #davey jacobs #ben f #benf

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alberteatsglass · 5 years

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race, to les: in this world its either get piss off or get pissed on, so get ready to get angry or really kinky-

#i think im funny #newsies #newises shitpost #newsies shitpost #newsies shit post #newsies meme

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alberteatsglass · 5 years

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GAYSIES- PART ONE!

Gaysies is basically newsies but gayer and one big sp

There might be call out moments for the fandom just saying

(might write a fic on this later btw)

First off, every ship is canon

Every single one

I don’t care if its fricking Ravey

Its cannon

At the beginning when Jack wakes up, Crutchie is sleeping right next to him and it was implied they were cuddling the night before

When Jack see’s Crutchie get up and start getting ready he smiles and stares at him for a bit before asking him were he’s going

At the end of prologue, they get so close they almost kiss and Crutchie gets a little flustered and its cute (LET ME SHIP THIS FOR ONE SEC)

When Jack yells for everyone to get up everyone is kinda like “shut up you bi cowboy disaster”

Race sprints around stage waking everyone up by loudly playing the overture on a broken kazoo

When race, albert and specs get out there Albert is putting on a shirt and the audience can see scratch marks (and other marks ;) ) along his back. (*COUGH* *COUGH*)

Instead of Albert stealing Races cigar he steals a thing of shoe polish from the back pocket of Races pants

Then Albert is just like “that’s why you’er acting strange in bed” after seeing part of it eaten.

Specs spits out his orange juice and starts laughing

Race blushes and socks him in the chest

When Jack comes out and takes center stage you can see Albert in the background eating a glass bottle

Romeo attempts to flirt with Oscar to get cheaper papes

It doesn’t work at all

After Albert makes the moving pictures joke and everyone laughs Romeo comes up behind him and does that thing were a charter is like “Yeah, heh, *explains joke*” after someone gets burned

Race hears and just shakes his head like “kid have I taught you nothing”

When Davey comes in every single newsies head turns and they all check him out

Race throws him a wink and Davey ignores him

When the first reprise thing of carrying the banner happens you can see Les staying back and talking to Crutchie

Jack gets done selling papes and follows Davey around as he finishes

Jack thinks its kinda cute how bad he is at selling

At the theater after that’s rich finishes and Jack goes up to Kathern you can see two of the bowery beauties hanging out waiting for their que’s

At the end of Jack’s song the two girls make out

Kathern blushes when she sees Jacks picture and she picks it up walking away ShookTM

Jacks picture was of her btw (didn’t have internet to check when I wrote this and can’t care enough to check later so the pic actually might have been her but im not sure right now)

When Davey says it would be like a strike, a couple newsies make batting motions and Davey kinda sits there like “no not that kinda strike you guys are all idiots”

During Jacks speech Crutchie sits and watches practically with hearts in his eyes

“Finch, you get Brooklyn.”

“Finch?”

“Who’s finch?”

“Wait, does Finch even go here?”

“I don’t remember Finch either,,,”

“Is Finch real, or did we make him up?”

Every time the world will know or seize the day starts to become a bop Les does orange justice to the beat of the song

Davey watches him dance and is embarrassed to know him

When all the newsies get beat up the wii theme plays in the background syncing up with the newsies getting hurt

Davey and Les were walking home late after making sure the rest of the newsies were ok and Davey heard Jack singing Santa Fe

Davey tries to go make Jack understand it wasn’t his fault, but Jack pushes him away and wouldn’t listen.

During King of New York there is a lot of close and gay moments with the background newsies

The entire thing is VERY homosexual

When Kathern and Les go to dance Kathern does the normal choreography but then she passes it on to Les and he just furiously starts doing the floss

Right before the spoon fight thing the music stops and everyone looks at Elmer

He is eating a cheese stick by just biting into it

Everyone gets into a big argument about how you are supposed to eat cheese sticks

It ends up being Elmer vs Race and that’s why the spoon fight happens

In letter from the refuge Crutchie low key comments that he heard gay marriage was a chill thing in Santa Fe

The entirety of Brooklyn’s Here Race stood behind Spot and kept making off hand jokes about how big his muscles were to the point were Spot had to stop singing so he could stifle a laugh.

Everyone notices that Spot Collon (KiNg Of BrOoKlYn NoNE ThE LeSs) has a heart and likes Race

The Brooklyn boi’s wont stop talking about it on the way back after the rally

They talk about the ship name between them after the rally because this is a happy au where we aren’t mentioning jack betraying the strike cause I don’t feel like writing that right now and a part two is coming out soon

“What would there ship name be?”

“Spot and Race, um, Spruce?”

“Spruce???”

“Oh, sorry I meant Spra-“

“Conspiracy, there both tree’s.”

“That’s not what I mea-“

“There not both tree’s, you see Spot, he’s a shrub!”

“I swear, I just said the wrong thi-“

“Nope, spruce in canon now.”

anyway here you guys go

#newises #newsies shit post #newises shitpost #newsies meme #oof #what do i even call this

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