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yibo-wang · 3 years
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the only acceptable amount of distance is no distance, obviously
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bipirate · 3 years
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What's the top 20 worst things in the books to you?
i was gonna say 20 is a lot but i fucking hate the mdzs book so much (and im guessing you mean mdzs anon?) that i think i’m gonna hit 20 easily. this isnt in any order bc idk how i could order these lmao
nonconsensual phoenix mountain kiss
sex where lwj is drunk and thus cant consent
miscommunication after sex as a plot device 
the fact that it’s implied wwx is straight in his first life and gay in his second (him wondering if being gay is contagious bc he took mxy’s body)
going off of this.... the fact that mxy is gay and effeminate and sooo much smaller and shorter than lwj. oh and also he’s a lunatic :/
lwj using silence and paralysis spells on wwx to keep him in the cloud recesses against his will 
lwj’s jealousy + possessiveness
wwx’s obliviousness 
anal sex without lube in the WOODS
lack of female characters and the female characters that there are get next to no development
the stupid epilogue where they do their weird roleplay shit in public which only serves to show how mxtx thinks gay men kissing is sinful and it will corrupt little girls 
‘every day is every day’ who the fuck promises to have sex every single day
lwj confessing his love to a delirious wwx and the fact that it doesn’t even occur to lwj and lxc that wwx might not have remembered what he said or did in return because he was DELIRIOUS and then being angry at him for that........ 
the confession scene...... like ok i like when they say i love you and the mental image of them just cuddling while jgy is doing his villain speech is funny but i hate how it starts with wwx saying ‘back then i really did want to sleep with you’ like it’s kinda cringe 
wwx and lwj just generally don’t seem to like each other all that much
cutsleeve being used as a homophobic slur even though to my knowledge the term wasn’t meant to be derogatory in any way
i felt like a whole bunch of the characters weren’t fleshed out enough? nmj barely appears in the flashbacks even though it’s his death theyre investigting. jgy is barely mentioned before they start suspecting him. 
related to point 17 but deserves its own point: yi city arc. i just don’t care for it. in the book it’s even worse because xxc, sl and xy don’t even appear earlier in the novel, and everything about them is infodumped on wwx by lwj. it’s just too exposition heavy
idk dude just the lack of tenderness in wangxian? there are like maybe 3 scenes that i thought were cute, but like. this is supposed to be a romance. where’s the romance 
this isnt necessarily In the book itself but mxtx saying she only wants one gay couple in her novels bc it’s ‘realistic’. this is extremely funny when you think about how mxy died to bring back wwx like the quota of gay characters must not exceed two!!!!!!!
FUCK I FORGOT THE INCENSE BURNER EXTRAS. that’s the actual worst thing
i hope i didnt forget anything. feel free to add on :)
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